Mama Nana's Bistro & Capital City of F7: MERRY XMAS F7!!! P2

[Umbra Ac Silentium]

Yes.
*Hides in the girl's bathroom.*

He probably prefers the women's side anyway.

of course I do. :3

[St George of England]

You know you sometimes think, 'You know, I'm a pretty weird guy.' And then you see something like this...

[Umbra Ac Silentium]

That's far from news. :3
*lights bathroom on fire and steps out*

*Steps away from the fire.*

*Walks back and lights the entire bathroom on fire*

[Umbra Ac Silentium]

You know you sometimes think, 'You know, I'm a pretty weird guy.' And then you see something like this...

Well, I never think that, I know it.

[A Fish named Koi]

*Steps away from the fire.*

*Walks back and lights the entire bathroom on fire*

*Steps out of the bathroom.*

[Saurisia]

*Walks in, still wearing maid outfit*

[Lackadaisical2]

You know you sometimes think, 'You know, I'm a pretty weird guy.' And then you see something like this...

Indeed. I feel positively straight-laced.

[Umbra Ac Silentium]

*Walks back and lights the entire bathroom on fire*

*Steps out of the bathroom.*

*lights you on fire*

[Umbra Ac Silentium]

*Walks in, still wearing maid outfit*

Saurisia!
Help me out of my combat suit, it's positively stuffy. I need to get back in my own maid clothes. :3

[A Fish named Koi]

*Steps out of the bathroom.*

*lights you on fire*

*Stops, drops, and rolls.*
Someone get me a beer. I'll need it after all this.

[Umbra Ac Silentium]

*lights you on fire*

*Stops, drops, and rolls.*
Someone get me a beer. I'll need it after all this.

that wouldn't put out this
*loads napalm and bathes you in flame*

[A Fish named Koi]

*Stops, drops, and rolls.*
Someone get me a beer. I'll need it after all this.

that wouldn't put out this
*loads napalm and bathes you in flame*

Good God, stop trying to kill me >.<

[Lackadaisical2]

*Stops, drops, and rolls.*
Someone get me a beer. I'll need it after all this.

that wouldn't put out this
*loads napalm and bathes you in flame*

Umbie, isn't there a rule against violence in the bistro?

*lights you on fire*

*Stops, drops, and rolls.*
Someone get me a beer. I'll need it after all this.

*hands a bottle of fin du monde.*

[Umbra Ac Silentium]

that wouldn't put out this
*loads napalm and bathes you in flame*

Good God, stop trying to kill me >.<

No. You were my lunch and will be it still.
*bathes in more flame*

[Umbra Ac Silentium]

that wouldn't put out this
*loads napalm and bathes you in flame*

Umbie, isn't there a rule against violence in the bistro?

I'm cooking a fish.

[Saurisia]

*Walks in, still wearing maid outfit*

Saurisia!
Help me out of my combat suit, it's positively stuffy. I need to get back in my own maid clothes. :3

Um, sure!

[A Fish named Koi]

Good God, stop trying to kill me >.<

No. You were my lunch and will be it still.
*bathes in more flame*

Fine v.v
*Dies again.*

[Umbra Ac Silentium]

Saurisia!
Help me out of my combat suit, it's positively stuffy. I need to get back in my own maid clothes. :3

Um, sure!

Thank you!
:3
*walks off with Saurisia to the maid quarters*

[Umbra Ac Silentium]

No. You were my lunch and will be it still.
*bathes in more flame*

Fine v.v
*Dies again.*

Yay! Fish!
*eats*
*insides catch on fire*

[Old Erisia]

Good God, stop trying to kill me >.<

No. You were my lunch and will be it still.
*bathes in more flame*

*Whacks Umbie with a rolled up newspaper*
Bad Umbie!

*puts out flames*

You know you sometimes think, 'You know, I'm a pretty weird guy.' And then you see something like this...

Indeed. I feel positively straight-laced.

Indeed... We shall get you out of those laces one day...

[St George of England]

*lights you on fire*

*Stops, drops, and rolls.*
Someone get me a beer. I'll need it after all this.

*passes you a Boddingtons*

[Saurisia]

Um, sure!

Thank you!
:3
*walks off with Saurisia to the maid quarters*

*Follows Umbie to maid quarters*

[A Fish named Koi]

No. You were my lunch and will be it still.
*bathes in more flame*

*Whacks Umbie with a rolled up newspaper*
Bad Umbie!

*puts out flames*

Thank you.
*Downs her beer.*

[Umbra Ac Silentium]

No. You were my lunch and will be it still.
*bathes in more flame*

*Whacks Umbie with a rolled up newspaper*
Bad Umbie!

*puts out flames*

Ah, thanks Erisia!
Those flames really were quite unpleasant in my stomach.

[Umbra Ac Silentium]

Thank you!
:3
*walks off with Saurisia to the maid quarters*

*Follows Umbie to maid quarters*

thanks again!
*comes out in a little back in maid outfit*