*rises from Hades*
*looks and the new Unica-voice*
Hello, baby...
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by Hathradic States » Tue Nov 23, 2010 7:09 pm

by Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Nov 23, 2010 7:09 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Concordeia » Tue Nov 23, 2010 7:09 pm
Hathradic States wrote:Unicario wrote:*puts up pictures of Hitler and swastikas*
*tries to stab Unica*
*dodges* You fucking anti-semite!
All Jews and Commies must die. You must die twice.
Hath! Get some lab equipment, and help me defeat her!
*dodges*
*takes off shirt, revealing twin tonfa-swords*
Come here, Anti-Unica...that is my beloved wife you are messing with.
*spins tonfa-blades around and approaches Anti-Unica*
Falkasia wrote:Concordeia wrote:Dammit, and I got accused of tech-wanking for using megawatt-scale free electron laser CIWS on my (nuclear powered) vessels to block missile spam! And I'm freakin early PMT! :mad: :(
I gotta say it. First time I read through this, I could have sworn it said something like this:Dammit, and I got accused of tech-wanking for using megawatt-scale free electron laser CIWS on my (nuclear powered) vessels to block spam missiles!
I was like, "Who the hell are you fighting... or more importantly, was your lunch meat laced?"

by Unicario » Tue Nov 23, 2010 7:09 pm

by Eliasonia » Tue Nov 23, 2010 7:10 pm
Maineiacs wrote:There once was a man from Belfast
Whose balls were constructed of brass.
In stormy weather
They'd clang together
And lightening shot out of his ass. :D

by Unicario » Tue Nov 23, 2010 7:10 pm
Concordeia wrote:Hathradic States wrote:*takes off shirt, revealing twin tonfa-swords*
Come here, Anti-Unica...that is my beloved wife you are messing with.
*spins tonfa-blades around and approaches Anti-Unica*
*squeals like a Japanese schoolgirl*
YOU'RE A TWINBLADE TOO?! OMG THAT IS SO COOL!! <3 <3
*Shows you my twin Flameburst swords*

by Concordeia » Tue Nov 23, 2010 7:11 pm
Falkasia wrote:Concordeia wrote:Dammit, and I got accused of tech-wanking for using megawatt-scale free electron laser CIWS on my (nuclear powered) vessels to block missile spam! And I'm freakin early PMT! :mad: :(
I gotta say it. First time I read through this, I could have sworn it said something like this:Dammit, and I got accused of tech-wanking for using megawatt-scale free electron laser CIWS on my (nuclear powered) vessels to block spam missiles!
I was like, "Who the hell are you fighting... or more importantly, was your lunch meat laced?"

by Hathradic States » Tue Nov 23, 2010 7:11 pm

by Eliasonia » Tue Nov 23, 2010 7:12 pm
Maineiacs wrote:There once was a man from Belfast
Whose balls were constructed of brass.
In stormy weather
They'd clang together
And lightening shot out of his ass. :D

by Concordeia » Tue Nov 23, 2010 7:13 pm
Falkasia wrote:Concordeia wrote:Dammit, and I got accused of tech-wanking for using megawatt-scale free electron laser CIWS on my (nuclear powered) vessels to block missile spam! And I'm freakin early PMT! :mad: :(
I gotta say it. First time I read through this, I could have sworn it said something like this:Dammit, and I got accused of tech-wanking for using megawatt-scale free electron laser CIWS on my (nuclear powered) vessels to block spam missiles!
I was like, "Who the hell are you fighting... or more importantly, was your lunch meat laced?"

by Eliasonia » Tue Nov 23, 2010 7:13 pm
Maineiacs wrote:There once was a man from Belfast
Whose balls were constructed of brass.
In stormy weather
They'd clang together
And lightening shot out of his ass. :D

by Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Nov 23, 2010 7:14 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Audentias Gryphus » Tue Nov 23, 2010 7:14 pm
Economic Left/Right: 2.97 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -4.88 |

by Old Erisia » Tue Nov 23, 2010 7:15 pm
Grainne Ni Malley wrote:Hey now that give-a-fuck wasn't free. I expect a check in the mail. ;)
Ryadn wrote:Oh ffs. That's pathetic. If I can manage not to gag with a dick in my throat, you can manage to keep it together with a freaking HAIR on your tongue.
The Parkus Empire wrote:Then stop getting everyone excited, Mr. Human Viagra.
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:I'm a Bignostic Cross-sexual Nondresser. :)
Lackadaisical2 wrote:rofl.... goddesses are weak sexually, Men are so much more appealing.

by Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Nov 23, 2010 7:15 pm
Audentias Gryphus wrote:http://02.chat.mibbit.com/?channel=%23F7&server=irc.eu.gamesurge.net
Type your nickname in and click go to chat in the IRC. IRC is an instant message form of the bistro.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Concordeia » Tue Nov 23, 2010 7:15 pm
Falkasia wrote:Concordeia wrote:Dammit, and I got accused of tech-wanking for using megawatt-scale free electron laser CIWS on my (nuclear powered) vessels to block missile spam! And I'm freakin early PMT! :mad: :(
I gotta say it. First time I read through this, I could have sworn it said something like this:Dammit, and I got accused of tech-wanking for using megawatt-scale free electron laser CIWS on my (nuclear powered) vessels to block spam missiles!
I was like, "Who the hell are you fighting... or more importantly, was your lunch meat laced?"

by Vandengaarde » Tue Nov 23, 2010 7:16 pm
Audentias Gryphus wrote:http://02.chat.mibbit.com/?channel=%23F7&server=irc.eu.gamesurge.net
Type your nickname in and click go to chat in the IRC. IRC is an instant message form of the bistro.

by Hathradic States » Tue Nov 23, 2010 7:16 pm

by Chaos Crescent » Tue Nov 23, 2010 7:16 pm

by Eliasonia » Tue Nov 23, 2010 7:16 pm
Maineiacs wrote:There once was a man from Belfast
Whose balls were constructed of brass.
In stormy weather
They'd clang together
And lightening shot out of his ass. :D

by Concordeia » Tue Nov 23, 2010 7:16 pm
Old Erisia wrote:* radiant light burns through the roof of the bistro on everyone's second favorite mistress*
*I hiss and scurry away from it*
*In it emerges a being in a gray boring clothes and nicely trimmed hair, smiling a simple smile with out sign of pain, madness, or cruelty*
Hello everyone. I'm Upper-Middle-Class-Down-to-Earth-Eris! I say, how have those Sports been? Even better than Two and A Half Men I say! My wife and two wonderful children think so too. Of course Larry in advertising disagrees, but you know what they say about accountants and advertisers! *Laughs deep hearty laugh* Oh well, I'll see that crazy guy at church next week.![]()
*huddles in ball and shivers*
Falkasia wrote:Concordeia wrote:Dammit, and I got accused of tech-wanking for using megawatt-scale free electron laser CIWS on my (nuclear powered) vessels to block missile spam! And I'm freakin early PMT! :mad: :(
I gotta say it. First time I read through this, I could have sworn it said something like this:Dammit, and I got accused of tech-wanking for using megawatt-scale free electron laser CIWS on my (nuclear powered) vessels to block spam missiles!
I was like, "Who the hell are you fighting... or more importantly, was your lunch meat laced?"

by Hathradic States » Tue Nov 23, 2010 7:16 pm
Old Erisia wrote:* radiant light burns through the roof of the bistro on everyone's second favorite mistress*
*I hiss and scurry away from it*
*In it emerges a being in a gray boring clothes and nicely trimmed hair, smiling a simple smile with out sign of pain, madness, or cruelty*
Hello everyone. I'm Upper-Middle-Class-Down-to-Earth-Eris! I say, how have those Sports been? Even better than Two and A Half Men I say! My wife and two wonderful children think so too. Of course Larry in advertising disagrees, but you know what they say about accountants and advertisers! *Laughs deep hearty laugh* Oh well, I'll see that crazy guy at church next week.![]()
*huddles in ball and shivers*

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