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Dorlania
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Postby Dorlania » Fri Jul 08, 2011 6:38 pm

Hetalia Dakota wrote:Anyone have the new pokemon games?

Not me
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Sardine World wrote:maintain

when you liberals cant get new technology because all the asians are dead, dont come crying to me



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Postby New East Ireland » Fri Jul 08, 2011 6:38 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Saurisisia wrote:I have Gold.


I have SoulSilver. So, meh.

I have BabyBlue. So, har har.
"A joke is a very serious thing."

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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Fri Jul 08, 2011 6:41 pm

New East Ireland wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
I have SoulSilver. So, meh.

I have BabyBlue. So, har har.


I have FireandBrimstoneHell. I win.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Postby New East Ireland » Fri Jul 08, 2011 6:42 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
New East Ireland wrote:I have BabyBlue. So, har har.


I have FireandBrimstoneHell. I win.

I didn't have any Pokemon games to begin with.
"A joke is a very serious thing."

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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Fri Jul 08, 2011 6:43 pm

New East Ireland wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
I have FireandBrimstoneHell. I win.

I didn't have any Pokemon games to begin with.


I... I... fuck.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Postby Baron lords » Fri Jul 08, 2011 6:47 pm

I had an f7 dex, got bored with it
Im an F7 sweet Bastard, hardly around tho.
It shall never end

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New East Ireland
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Postby New East Ireland » Fri Jul 08, 2011 6:49 pm

Baron lords wrote:I had an f7 dex, got bored with it

Should've been archived.
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Postby Chaos Crescent » Fri Jul 08, 2011 6:50 pm

Baron lords wrote:I had an f7 dex, got bored with it

Yo.
Dovie'andi se tovya sagain.
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Postby Mushet » Fri Jul 08, 2011 6:50 pm

Baron lords wrote:I had an f7 dex, got bored with it

Baron Lords, ma cracka what's up :p
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Gun control is, and always has been, a tool of white supremacy.

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Postby Conoga » Fri Jul 08, 2011 6:50 pm

Baron lords wrote:I had an f7 dex, got bored with it

Okay.

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Postby Baron lords » Fri Jul 08, 2011 6:52 pm

New East Ireland wrote:
Baron lords wrote:I had an f7 dex, got bored with it

Should've been archived.

Thought about it, might make another

Mushet wrote:
Baron lords wrote:I had an f7 dex, got bored with it

Baron Lords, ma cracka what's up :p

I'm single irl mutha fuka

Chaos Crescent wrote:
Baron lords wrote:I had an f7 dex, got bored with it

Yo.
Conoga wrote:
Baron lords wrote:I had an f7 dex, got bored with it

Okay.

Greetings
Im an F7 sweet Bastard, hardly around tho.
It shall never end

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Postby Dorlania » Fri Jul 08, 2011 6:58 pm

Baron lords wrote:I had an f7 dex, got bored with it

Hey
"If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stomping on a human face--forever"

Sardine World wrote:maintain

when you liberals cant get new technology because all the asians are dead, dont come crying to me



Samozaryadnyastan wrote:Yes, but 9gag has nothing funny or original.
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Postby Mushet » Fri Jul 08, 2011 6:58 pm

I once knew a nigga whose real name was William
His primary concern was making a million
Being the illest hustler that the world ever seen
He used to fuck moviestars and sniff coke in his dreams
A corrupted young mind, at the age of thirteen
Nigga never had a father and his mom was a fiend
She put the pipe down, but for every year she was sober
Her son's heart simultaneously grew colder
He started hanging out, selling bags in the projects
Checking the young chicks looking for hit and run prospects
He was fascinated by material objects
But he understood money never bought respect
He build a reputation cause he could hustle and steal
But got locked once and didn't hesitate to squeal
So criminals he chilled with didn't think he was real
You see, me and niggas like this have never been equal
I dont project my insecurities at other people
He fiended for props like addicts with pipes and needles
So he felt he had to prove to everyone he was evil
A feeble-minded young man with infinite potential
The product of a ghetto-bred capitalistic mental
Coincidentally dropped out of school to sell weed
Dancing with the devil, smoked until his eyes would bleed
But he was sick of selling trees and gave in to his greed

Everyone trying to be trife, never face the consequences
You probably only did a month for minor offences
Ask a nigga doing life if he had another chance
But then again there's always the wicked that knew in advance
Dance forever with the devil on a cold cell block
But that's what happens when you rape, murder and sell rock
Devils used to be gods, angels that fell from the top
There's no diversity because we're burning in the melting pot

So Billy started robbing niggas, anything he could do
He'd get his respect back in the eyes of his crew
Starting fights over little shit, up on the block
Stepped up to selling mothers and brothers the crack rock
Working overtime for making money for the crack spot
Hit the jackpot and wanted to move up to cocaine
Fulfiling the Scarface fantasy stuck in his brain
Tired of the block niggas treating him the same
He wanted to be major like the cutthroats and the thugs
But when he tried to step to them, niggas showed him no love
They told him any motherfucking coward can sell drugs
Any bitch nigga with a gun can bust slugs
Any nigga with a red shirt can front like a Blood
Even Puffy smoked a motherfucker up in a club
But only a real thug can stab someone 'til they die
Standing in front of them, staring straight into their eyes
Billy realized that these men were well guarded
And they wanted to test him, before business started
Suggested raping a bitch to proof he was cold hearted
So now he had a choice between going back to his life
Or making money with made men, up in the cife
His dreams about cars and ice, made him agree
A hardcore nigga is all he ever wanted to be
And so he met them Friday night at a quarter to three

Everyone trying to be trife, never face the consequences
You probably only did a month for minor offences
Ask a nigga doing life if he had another chance
But then again there's always the wicked that knew in advance
Dance forever with the devil on a cold cell block
But that's what happens when you rape, murder and sell rock
Devils used to be gods, angels that fell from the top
There's no diversity because we're burning in the melting pot

They drove around the projects slow while it was raining
Smoking blunts, drinking and joking for entertainment
Until they saw a woman on the street walking alone
Three in the morning, coming back from work on her way home
And so they quietly got out the car and followed her
Walking through the projects, the darkness swallowed her
They wrapped her shirt around her head and knocked her onto the floor
"This is it, kid, now you got your chance to be raw"
So Billy yoked her up and grapped the chick by the hair
And dragged her into a lobby that had nobody there
She struggled hard but they forced her to go up the stairs
They got to the roof and then held her down on the ground
Screaming, "Shut the fuck up and stop moving around!"
The shirt covered her face, but she screamed and clawed
So Billy stomped on the bitch until he broken her jaw
The dirty bastards knew exactly what they were doing
They kicked her until they cracked her ribs and she stopped moving
Blood leaking through the cloth, she cried silently
And then they all proceeded to rape her violently
Billy was made to go first, but each of them took a turn
Ripping her up, and choking her until her throat burned
A broken jaw mumbled for God but they weren't concerned
When they were done and she was lying bloody, broken and bruised
One of them niggas pulled out a brand new twenty-two
They told him that she was a witness of what she'd gone through
And if he killed her he was guaranteed a spot in the crew
He thought about it for a minute, she was practically dead
And so he leaned over and put the gun right to her head

I'm falling and I can't turn back
I'm falling and I can't turn back

Right before he pulled the trigger and ended her life
He thought about the cocaine with the platinum and ice
And he felt strong standing along with his new brothers
Cocked the Gat to her head, and pulled back the shirt cover
But what he saw made him start to cringe and stutter
Cause he was staring into the eyes of his own mother
She looked back at him and cried, cause he had forsaken her
She cried more painfully, than when they were raping her
His whole world stopped, he couldn't even contemplate
His corruption had succesfully changed his fate
And he remembered how his mom used to come home late
Working hard for nothing, cause now what was he worth
He turned away from the woman that had once given him birth
And crying out to the sky cause he was lonely and scared
But only the devil responded, cause God wasn't there
And right then he knew what it was to be empty and cold
And so he jumped off the roof and died with no soul
They say death takes you to a better place but I doubt it
After that they killed his mother, and never spoke about it
And listen cause the story that I'm telling is true
Cause I was there with Billy Jacobs and I raped his mom too
And now the devil follows me everywhere that I go
In fact I'm sure he's standing among one of you at my shows
And every street cypher listening to little thugs flow
He could be standing right next to you, and you wouldn't know
The devil grows inside the hearts of the selfish and wicked
White, brown, yellow and black, color is not restricted
You have a self destructive destiny when you're inflicted
And you'll be one of God's children that fell from the top
There's no diversity because we're burning in the melting pot
So when the devil wants to dance with you, you better say never
Because the dance with the devil might last you forever
Last edited by Mushet on Fri Jul 08, 2011 7:01 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Gun control is, and always has been, a tool of white supremacy.

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Dorlania
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Postby Dorlania » Fri Jul 08, 2011 7:02 pm

*changes into Soviet uniform from the 1950's*
Meh
"If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stomping on a human face--forever"

Sardine World wrote:maintain

when you liberals cant get new technology because all the asians are dead, dont come crying to me



Samozaryadnyastan wrote:Yes, but 9gag has nothing funny or original.
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the soft parade has now begun~
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Postby Demen 2 » Fri Jul 08, 2011 7:02 pm

Baron lords wrote:I had an f7 dex, got bored with it

Hello.



Hello everyone.
'Cause music is bigger than words and wider than pictures

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Postby Biernackia » Fri Jul 08, 2011 7:04 pm

*lands a helicopter next to the wombat and walks in*
hello people

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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Fri Jul 08, 2011 7:05 pm

Biernackia wrote:*lands a helicopter next to the wombat and walks in*
hello people


Hey. Do I know you, your flag looks familiar?
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Dorlania
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Postby Dorlania » Fri Jul 08, 2011 7:06 pm

Biernackia wrote:*lands a helicopter next to the wombat and walks in*
hello people

Nice 8)
"If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stomping on a human face--forever"

Sardine World wrote:maintain

when you liberals cant get new technology because all the asians are dead, dont come crying to me



Samozaryadnyastan wrote:Yes, but 9gag has nothing funny or original.
insert/gender/sexuality/political alignment/disorder
the soft parade has now begun~
Unity and Solidarity
Mallorea and Riva should resign

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Postby Nanatsu no Tsuki » Fri Jul 08, 2011 7:08 pm

*walks in and orders a mineral water*
Slava Ukraini
Also: THERNSY!!
Your story isn't over;֍Help save transgender people's lives֍Help for feral cats
Cat with internet access||Supposedly heartless, & a d*ck.||Is maith an t-earra an tsíocháin.||No TGs
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Postby Biernackia » Fri Jul 08, 2011 7:08 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Biernackia wrote:*lands a helicopter next to the wombat and walks in*
hello people


Hey. Do I know you, your flag looks familiar?

*rolls eyes and walks past him*
nice to see you too

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Mushet
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Postby Mushet » Fri Jul 08, 2011 7:09 pm

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:*walks in and orders a mineral water*

How'd you get that Lady in Sour Armor title?
"what I believe is like a box, and we’re taking the energy of our thinking and putting into a box of beliefs, pretending that we’re thinking...I’ve gone through most of my life not believing anything. Either I know or I don’t know, or I think." - John Trudell

Gun control is, and always has been, a tool of white supremacy.

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First person to get AQ'd Quote was funnier in 2011, you had to have been there
Celebrating over a decade on Nationstates!

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Dorlania
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Postby Dorlania » Fri Jul 08, 2011 7:09 pm

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:*walks in and orders a mineral water*

Hi Nana
"If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stomping on a human face--forever"

Sardine World wrote:maintain

when you liberals cant get new technology because all the asians are dead, dont come crying to me



Samozaryadnyastan wrote:Yes, but 9gag has nothing funny or original.
insert/gender/sexuality/political alignment/disorder
the soft parade has now begun~
Unity and Solidarity
Mallorea and Riva should resign

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Postby Demen 2 » Fri Jul 08, 2011 7:09 pm

:(
'Cause music is bigger than words and wider than pictures

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Nanatsu no Tsuki
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Postby Nanatsu no Tsuki » Fri Jul 08, 2011 7:10 pm

Mushet wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:*walks in and orders a mineral water*

How'd you get that Lady in Sour Armor title?


Par gave it to me.

Dorlania wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:*walks in and orders a mineral water*

Hi Nana


Hi Dor.
Slava Ukraini
Also: THERNSY!!
Your story isn't over;֍Help save transgender people's lives֍Help for feral cats
Cat with internet access||Supposedly heartless, & a d*ck.||Is maith an t-earra an tsíocháin.||No TGs
RIP: Dyakovo & Ashmoria

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Postby Saurisisia » Fri Jul 08, 2011 7:10 pm

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:*walks in and orders a mineral water*

*Smiles*
Hi Nana!
Autistic, Christian, Capitalist, Libertarian
Don't wish to display my sexuality for all to see because I don't care about what sexuality someone is
Make Tea, Not Love
Proud Yankee Monarchist
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This nation reflects my RL beliefs and values (for the most part, anyway)
P/MT: The United Provinces of Saurisia
FT: The Federal Systems Republic of Saurisia
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ANTHRO AND A MEMBER OF THE MULTI-SPECIES UNION!

My nation's dominated by talking Dinosaurs, there is no realism (because ultra-realism is SO boring)
Dinosaurs rule!
I am Scaly and I am proud!

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