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Postby Crinitus Malum » Mon Jun 13, 2011 7:36 am

Stattr wrote:
Crinitus Malum wrote:Mostly everything

*I kick Umbra out of the way*
What the hell was that for?!
*I grab a cloth and quickly begins removing the silver*

'moans as you do so.' it hurts...

*as I am getting rid of the silver I ask*
Are you able to regrow limbs?
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Postby Umbra Ac Silentium » Mon Jun 13, 2011 7:36 am

Carcharhinidae primari wrote:
Umbra Ac Silentium wrote::[ Why...

Well firstly, unless you can breathe seawater I doubt you'd have a use for it. And secondly I'll need it to be able to breathe when I'll clean the corridor of silver. And Stattr, perhaps.
*snatches the gasmask back and double-checks the cannisters are in the right place*

^.o I can drown with it?

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Postby Stattr » Mon Jun 13, 2011 7:37 am

Crinitus Malum wrote:
Stattr wrote:'moans as you do so.' it hurts...

*as I am getting rid of the silver I ask*
Are you able to regrow limbs?

unfortuantly. no.
"The world is full of stupid people, get used to it."
Pasong Tirad wrote:Heresy. The earth is flat. It's evening everywhere. Stattr needs to be guillotined.

Hlad:And after that?
Ethel: She is moving in with you, you will equip a throne room for her, and bring her rose petals everyday. You shall dress in a french maid's outfit, and only speak english with a bad french accent.
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A cordial salutations towards a fellow scholar of the mythical 'White Privilege'

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Postby Crinitus Malum » Mon Jun 13, 2011 7:39 am

Umbra Ac Silentium wrote:
Crinitus Malum wrote:Mostly everything

*I kick Umbra out of the way*
What the hell was that for?!
*I grab a cloth and quickly begins removing the silver*

*squirts a dropper full of molten quicksilver on your back* Nya, don't push me. *sticks out tongue*

*I grunt in pain but keep cleaning the silver*
I'll get to you later.
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Postby Carcharhinidae primari » Mon Jun 13, 2011 7:39 am

Umbra Ac Silentium wrote:
Carcharhinidae primari wrote:Well firstly, unless you can breathe seawater I doubt you'd have a use for it. And secondly I'll need it to be able to breathe when I'll clean the corridor of silver. And Stattr, perhaps.
*snatches the gasmask back and double-checks the cannisters are in the right place*

^.o I can drown with it?

:eyebrow:
ehh, yes? in salt water I might add. but I'll need it first.
*hoists the backpack on my back and snaps the buckles around my waist and tail*
Stattr, is there still silver on your leg?
Curious and industrious, PMT sharks in an FT setting.
factbook is WiP. but a basic overview of our species is below:
population (remaining, estimated) 6000
State religion: not enforced but every member of the species follows the Cult of Pas Mathéma in some fashion.
Goverment type: Council of 5 heading a technocratic fuedalist society
Govermental sovereignty: protectorate of the 44th independant legion; large independant but ceding to them for interstellar politics and trade
Military power: on an FT schale next to nothing, since our total number of starships is for now 0.

Carch, friendly anthro blue shark. got any kalamari?
... Am I the only sane scientist out here? Even if I'm Cult Mechanicus, I still count as sane given the rest of you...

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Postby Stattr » Mon Jun 13, 2011 7:40 am

Carcharhinidae primari wrote:
Umbra Ac Silentium wrote:^.o I can drown with it?

:eyebrow:
ehh, yes? in salt water I might add. but I'll need it first.
*hoists the backpack on my back and snaps the buckles around my waist and tail*
Stattr, is there still silver on your leg?

yes and on crinitus' back. 'begins to cough up blood.' crap. that is my blood. 'holds hand to mouth to try and hid it.'
"The world is full of stupid people, get used to it."
Pasong Tirad wrote:Heresy. The earth is flat. It's evening everywhere. Stattr needs to be guillotined.

Hlad:And after that?
Ethel: She is moving in with you, you will equip a throne room for her, and bring her rose petals everyday. You shall dress in a french maid's outfit, and only speak english with a bad french accent.
Drown wrote:
The balkens wrote:Why hello fellow privileged manape.

A cordial salutations towards a fellow scholar of the mythical 'White Privilege'

I am a 100% authentic D&D nerd. I love me some Barbs <3

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Postby Umbra Ac Silentium » Mon Jun 13, 2011 7:40 am

Crinitus Malum wrote:
Umbra Ac Silentium wrote:*squirts a dropper full of molten quicksilver on your back* Nya, don't push me. *sticks out tongue*

*I grunt in pain but keep cleaning the silver*
I'll get to you later.

^.o *licks the quicksilver off your back* Tasty tasty.
Carcharhinidae primari wrote:
Umbra Ac Silentium wrote:^.o I can drown with it?

:eyebrow:
ehh, yes? in salt water I might add. but I'll need it first.
*hoists the backpack on my back and snaps the buckles around my waist and tail*
Stattr, is there still silver on your leg?

Nuu, not fair. :[ I like it.

*gets self a glass of quicksilver from the pot*
*sips it*

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Postby Crinitus Malum » Mon Jun 13, 2011 7:41 am

Stattr wrote:
Crinitus Malum wrote:*as I am getting rid of the silver I ask*
Are you able to regrow limbs?

unfortuantly. no.

Right.
Of course we're going to throw poo at him.

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Postby Carcharhinidae primari » Mon Jun 13, 2011 7:44 am

Stattr wrote:
Carcharhinidae primari wrote: :eyebrow:
ehh, yes? in salt water I might add. but I'll need it first.
*hoists the backpack on my back and snaps the buckles around my waist and tail*
Stattr, is there still silver on your leg?

yes and on crinitus' back. 'begins to cough up blood.' crap. that is my blood. 'holds hand to mouth to try and hid it.'

Okay, next question. Can you breathe chlorine? I'm going to clean the corridor of silver by letting it react with a highly concentrated chlorine solution, which is why I need a gasmask. I don't have a human one, so I can easily clean of the silver but you'll either have to hold you breath untill I wash it off or find a gasmask yourself.
*Fits the gasmask over my head, sealing it against my skin and opening another valve, causing water to gush and fill the mask*
Curious and industrious, PMT sharks in an FT setting.
factbook is WiP. but a basic overview of our species is below:
population (remaining, estimated) 6000
State religion: not enforced but every member of the species follows the Cult of Pas Mathéma in some fashion.
Goverment type: Council of 5 heading a technocratic fuedalist society
Govermental sovereignty: protectorate of the 44th independant legion; large independant but ceding to them for interstellar politics and trade
Military power: on an FT schale next to nothing, since our total number of starships is for now 0.

Carch, friendly anthro blue shark. got any kalamari?
... Am I the only sane scientist out here? Even if I'm Cult Mechanicus, I still count as sane given the rest of you...

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Postby Crinitus Malum » Mon Jun 13, 2011 7:45 am

Stattr wrote:
Carcharhinidae primari wrote: :eyebrow:
ehh, yes? in salt water I might add. but I'll need it first.
*hoists the backpack on my back and snaps the buckles around my waist and tail*
Stattr, is there still silver on your leg?

yes and on crinitus' back. 'begins to cough up blood.' crap. that is my blood. 'holds hand to mouth to try and hid it.'

*sees you cough up blood and grabs a blood pack and gives it to you*
Drink. It'll help you heal.
Of course we're going to throw poo at him.

- Monkey from Madagascar.

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Postby Umbra Ac Silentium » Mon Jun 13, 2011 7:47 am

Hmm...
*trips and spills mixture on floor*
o.^ Oops. *watches floor start to catch on fine*
*heads back to get myself a new glass*

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Postby Stattr » Mon Jun 13, 2011 7:47 am

Carcharhinidae primari wrote:
Stattr wrote:yes and on crinitus' back. 'begins to cough up blood.' crap. that is my blood. 'holds hand to mouth to try and hid it.'

Okay, next question. Can you breathe chlorine? I'm going to clean the corridor of silver by letting it react with a highly concentrated chlorine solution, which is why I need a gasmask. I don't have a human one, so I can easily clean of the silver but you'll either have to hold you breath untill I wash it off or find a gasmask yourself.
*Fits the gasmask over my head, sealing it against my skin and opening another valve, causing water to gush and fill the mask*

:unsure: i don't think so but if i am i will scream. 'closes my eyes and waits.'
@crinitus: mmm fine. 'takes the blood and drinkis it.'
Last edited by Stattr on Mon Jun 13, 2011 7:53 am, edited 1 time in total.
"The world is full of stupid people, get used to it."
Pasong Tirad wrote:Heresy. The earth is flat. It's evening everywhere. Stattr needs to be guillotined.

Hlad:And after that?
Ethel: She is moving in with you, you will equip a throne room for her, and bring her rose petals everyday. You shall dress in a french maid's outfit, and only speak english with a bad french accent.
Drown wrote:
The balkens wrote:Why hello fellow privileged manape.

A cordial salutations towards a fellow scholar of the mythical 'White Privilege'

I am a 100% authentic D&D nerd. I love me some Barbs <3

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Postby Carcharhinidae primari » Mon Jun 13, 2011 7:56 am

Stattr wrote:
Carcharhinidae primari wrote:Okay, next question. Can you breathe chlorine? I'm going to clean the corridor of silver by letting it react with a highly concentrated chlorine solution, which is why I need a gasmask. I don't have a human one, so I can easily clean of the silver but you'll either have to hold you breath untill I wash it off or find a gasmask yourself.
*Fits the gasmask over my head, sealing it against my skin and opening another valve, causing water to gush and fill the mask*

:unsure: i don't think so but if i am i will scream.
@crinitus: mmm fine. 'takes the blood and drinkis it.'

*Nods, walking over to you and opening yet another valve on the nozzle*
*taps critinus on the shoulder and motions to the side, pointing to a spot behind Stattr*
*points the nozzle at your leg, leaning over your shoulder to keep the most of the spray away from you and starts spraying, causing the silver to dissolve and wash of as it reacts with the chlorine*
Curious and industrious, PMT sharks in an FT setting.
factbook is WiP. but a basic overview of our species is below:
population (remaining, estimated) 6000
State religion: not enforced but every member of the species follows the Cult of Pas Mathéma in some fashion.
Goverment type: Council of 5 heading a technocratic fuedalist society
Govermental sovereignty: protectorate of the 44th independant legion; large independant but ceding to them for interstellar politics and trade
Military power: on an FT schale next to nothing, since our total number of starships is for now 0.

Carch, friendly anthro blue shark. got any kalamari?
... Am I the only sane scientist out here? Even if I'm Cult Mechanicus, I still count as sane given the rest of you...

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Postby Stattr » Mon Jun 13, 2011 7:57 am

Carcharhinidae primari wrote:
Stattr wrote: :unsure: i don't think so but if i am i will scream.
@crinitus: mmm fine. 'takes the blood and drinkis it.'

*Nods, walking over to you and opening yet another valve on the nozzle*
*taps critinus on the shoulder and motions to the side, pointing to a spot behind Stattr*
*points the nozzle at your leg, leaning over your shoulder to keep the most of the spray away from you and starts spraying, causing the silver to dissolve and wash of as it reacts with the chlorine*

'flinches and bites myself.'
"The world is full of stupid people, get used to it."
Pasong Tirad wrote:Heresy. The earth is flat. It's evening everywhere. Stattr needs to be guillotined.

Hlad:And after that?
Ethel: She is moving in with you, you will equip a throne room for her, and bring her rose petals everyday. You shall dress in a french maid's outfit, and only speak english with a bad french accent.
Drown wrote:
The balkens wrote:Why hello fellow privileged manape.

A cordial salutations towards a fellow scholar of the mythical 'White Privilege'

I am a 100% authentic D&D nerd. I love me some Barbs <3

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Postby Crinitus Malum » Mon Jun 13, 2011 7:58 am

Stattr wrote:
Carcharhinidae primari wrote:Okay, next question. Can you breathe chlorine? I'm going to clean the corridor of silver by letting it react with a highly concentrated chlorine solution, which is why I need a gasmask. I don't have a human one, so I can easily clean of the silver but you'll either have to hold you breath untill I wash it off or find a gasmask yourself.
*Fits the gasmask over my head, sealing it against my skin and opening another valve, causing water to gush and fill the mask*

:unsure: i don't think so but if i am i will scream. 'closes my eyes and waits.'
@crinitus: mmm fine. 'takes the blood and drinkis it.'

*Never mind*
Last edited by Crinitus Malum on Mon Jun 13, 2011 8:03 am, edited 1 time in total.
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Postby Shakul » Mon Jun 13, 2011 8:03 am

*Dances for no reason*
Call me Ishmael... Actually, call me David, and remind me to never quote Moby Dick again
I'm a vampire, a werewolf, an alchemist, a mad scientist, a pi reciter, a magician, a time traveller, a tiefling, a cyborg, and a nerd.
I have a pet elemental called Blaze. Blaze will take the form of any animal imaginable, but will often take the form of a falcon.
I'm the kind of guy that will always be able to solve any problem for a minimum wage... As long as it isn't too hard.



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Postby Stattr » Mon Jun 13, 2011 8:04 am

Shakul wrote:*Dances for no reason*

'continues bitting myself.'
"The world is full of stupid people, get used to it."
Pasong Tirad wrote:Heresy. The earth is flat. It's evening everywhere. Stattr needs to be guillotined.

Hlad:And after that?
Ethel: She is moving in with you, you will equip a throne room for her, and bring her rose petals everyday. You shall dress in a french maid's outfit, and only speak english with a bad french accent.
Drown wrote:
The balkens wrote:Why hello fellow privileged manape.

A cordial salutations towards a fellow scholar of the mythical 'White Privilege'

I am a 100% authentic D&D nerd. I love me some Barbs <3

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Postby Shakul » Mon Jun 13, 2011 8:06 am

Let us drown our sorrows away with boogie fever!!!
Call me Ishmael... Actually, call me David, and remind me to never quote Moby Dick again
I'm a vampire, a werewolf, an alchemist, a mad scientist, a pi reciter, a magician, a time traveller, a tiefling, a cyborg, and a nerd.
I have a pet elemental called Blaze. Blaze will take the form of any animal imaginable, but will often take the form of a falcon.
I'm the kind of guy that will always be able to solve any problem for a minimum wage... As long as it isn't too hard.



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Postby Crinitus Malum » Mon Jun 13, 2011 8:06 am

Stattr wrote:
Carcharhinidae primari wrote:*Nods, walking over to you and opening yet another valve on the nozzle*
*taps critinus on the shoulder and motions to the side, pointing to a spot behind Stattr*
*points the nozzle at your leg, leaning over your shoulder to keep the most of the spray away from you and starts spraying, causing the silver to dissolve and wash of as it reacts with the chlorine*

'flinches and bites myself.'

*gives you the blood pack to bite instead*
Of course we're going to throw poo at him.

- Monkey from Madagascar.

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Postby Stattr » Mon Jun 13, 2011 8:06 am

Shakul wrote:Let us drown our sorrows away with boogie fever!!!

'stops bitting self.' i can't, i am waiting for Carch to finish.
"The world is full of stupid people, get used to it."
Pasong Tirad wrote:Heresy. The earth is flat. It's evening everywhere. Stattr needs to be guillotined.

Hlad:And after that?
Ethel: She is moving in with you, you will equip a throne room for her, and bring her rose petals everyday. You shall dress in a french maid's outfit, and only speak english with a bad french accent.
Drown wrote:
The balkens wrote:Why hello fellow privileged manape.

A cordial salutations towards a fellow scholar of the mythical 'White Privilege'

I am a 100% authentic D&D nerd. I love me some Barbs <3

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Postby Umbra Ac Silentium » Mon Jun 13, 2011 8:06 am

Crinitus Malum wrote:
Stattr wrote:'flinches and bites myself.'

*gives you the blood pack to bite instead*

*bites the blood pack popping it* :3

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Postby Stattr » Mon Jun 13, 2011 8:08 am

Crinitus Malum wrote:
Stattr wrote:'flinches and bites myself.'

*gives you the blood pack to bite instead*

'sees it and i try to move but my arm is like drained of blood so i take it with my other hand and slowly drink it.' thank you, my arm was actually starting to hurt.
"The world is full of stupid people, get used to it."
Pasong Tirad wrote:Heresy. The earth is flat. It's evening everywhere. Stattr needs to be guillotined.

Hlad:And after that?
Ethel: She is moving in with you, you will equip a throne room for her, and bring her rose petals everyday. You shall dress in a french maid's outfit, and only speak english with a bad french accent.
Drown wrote:
The balkens wrote:Why hello fellow privileged manape.

A cordial salutations towards a fellow scholar of the mythical 'White Privilege'

I am a 100% authentic D&D nerd. I love me some Barbs <3

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Postby Crinitus Malum » Mon Jun 13, 2011 8:08 am

Shakul wrote:Let us drown our sorrows away with boogie fever!!!

*I whistle and a drop bear jumps on you from the rafters*
Of course we're going to throw poo at him.

- Monkey from Madagascar.

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Postby Shakul » Mon Jun 13, 2011 8:10 am

Crinitus Malum wrote:
Shakul wrote:Let us drown our sorrows away with boogie fever!!!

*I whistle and a drop bear jumps on you from the rafters*

That's Humphrey, he's quite a good friend of mine. Don't worry, he's domesticated :lol:
Call me Ishmael... Actually, call me David, and remind me to never quote Moby Dick again
I'm a vampire, a werewolf, an alchemist, a mad scientist, a pi reciter, a magician, a time traveller, a tiefling, a cyborg, and a nerd.
I have a pet elemental called Blaze. Blaze will take the form of any animal imaginable, but will often take the form of a falcon.
I'm the kind of guy that will always be able to solve any problem for a minimum wage... As long as it isn't too hard.



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Postby Shakul » Mon Jun 13, 2011 8:11 am

Shakul wrote:
Crinitus Malum wrote:*I whistle and a drop bear jumps on you from the rafters*

That's Humphrey, he's quite a good friend of mine. Don't worry, he's domesticated :lol:

*Dances with Humphrey*
Call me Ishmael... Actually, call me David, and remind me to never quote Moby Dick again
I'm a vampire, a werewolf, an alchemist, a mad scientist, a pi reciter, a magician, a time traveller, a tiefling, a cyborg, and a nerd.
I have a pet elemental called Blaze. Blaze will take the form of any animal imaginable, but will often take the form of a falcon.
I'm the kind of guy that will always be able to solve any problem for a minimum wage... As long as it isn't too hard.



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