The Flaming Wombat - part E

by **Shakul** » Mon Jun 13, 2011 7:20 am

Stattr wrote:
Crinitus Malum wrote:No, I was testing it. Let me try again.

*I hit you with full force and you go flying across the room*

Is that any better?

'i hit the wall and go through it. and i hit the tree.' apparently. 'i pass out.'

*Splashes alcohol on your face*
"Rise'n''shine sleeping beauty!!!"

by **Carcharhinidae primari** » Mon Jun 13, 2011 7:20 am

Shakul wrote:
Carcharhinidae primari wrote:that's possible, mercury can dissolve silver to form 'true quicksilver'. Very, very toxic stuff that.

It tastes nice with vodka

*surfaces for a moment, lugging a large cannister onto the side of the pool*
meh, I don't drink vodka. not since some friends got me into a coma by forcing it through my gills.
*shudders*
That was bad.
*dives back down*

by **Stattr** » Mon Jun 13, 2011 7:21 am

Shakul wrote:
Stattr wrote:'i hit the wall and go through it. and i hit the tree.' apparently. 'i pass out.'

*Splashes alcohol on your face*
"Rise'n''shine sleeping beauty!!!"

'doesn't budge.'

by **Stattr** » Mon Jun 13, 2011 7:22 am

Carcharhinidae primari wrote:
Shakul wrote:It tastes nice with vodka

*surfaces for a moment, lugging a large cannister onto the side of the pool*
meh, I don't drink vodka. not since some friends got me into a coma by forcing it through my gills.
*shudders*
That was bad.
*dives back down*

i was forced to drink silver. 'shudders at the memory.'

by **Umbra Ac Silentium** » Mon Jun 13, 2011 7:22 am

Stattr wrote:
Shakul wrote:*Splashes alcohol on your face*
"Rise'n''shine sleeping beauty!!!"

'doesn't budge.'

*dumps an ounce of molten quicksilver on your foot*
^.o Much better for waking people up.

by **Shakul** » Mon Jun 13, 2011 7:22 am

Stattr wrote:
Shakul wrote:*Splashes alcohol on your face*
"Rise'n''shine sleeping beauty!!!"

'doesn't budge.'

*kicks softly for a few hours*

by **Carcharhinidae primari** » Mon Jun 13, 2011 7:23 am

Umbra Ac Silentium wrote:
Stattr wrote:'doesn't budge.'

*dumps an ounce of molten quicksilver on your foot*
^.o Much better for waking people up.

eh... mercury's already liquid at room temperature you know...

by **Stattr** » Mon Jun 13, 2011 7:24 am

Umbra Ac Silentium wrote:
Stattr wrote:'doesn't budge.'

*dumps an ounce of molten quicksilver on your foot*
^.o Much better for waking people up.

'wakes up screaming.' WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? 'brings my foot in close and trys to berid of the sliver.' oww. 'foot starts to disintigrate.' oww.

by **Umbra Ac Silentium** » Mon Jun 13, 2011 7:24 am

Carcharhinidae primari wrote:
Umbra Ac Silentium wrote:*dumps an ounce of molten quicksilver on your foot*
^.o Much better for waking people up.

eh... mercury's already liquid at room temperature you know...

Yes I know. ^.o I heated it to 300 degrees. Almost its boiling point. I mixed it with melted silver.

by **Umbra Ac Silentium** » Mon Jun 13, 2011 7:24 am

Stattr wrote:
Umbra Ac Silentium wrote:*dumps an ounce of molten quicksilver on your foot*
^.o Much better for waking people up.

'wakes up screaming.' WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? 'brings my foot in close and trys to berid of the sliver.' oww.

A horse. :]

by **Shakul** » Mon Jun 13, 2011 7:24 am

Umbra Ac Silentium wrote:
Stattr wrote:'doesn't budge.'

*dumps an ounce of molten quicksilver on your foot*
^.o Much better for waking people up.

It's much better to use vodka

by **Crinitus Malum** » Mon Jun 13, 2011 7:25 am

Stattr wrote:
Crinitus Malum wrote:No, I was testing it. Let me try again.

*I hit you with full force and you go flying across the room*

Is that any better?

'i hit the wall and go through it. and i hit the tree.' apparently. 'i pass out.'

*I run over to you, pick you up and walk back into the Wombat*

This is why I am catious when you ask me to hit you.

*I put you down on the couch, then get a blood pack from the fridge, open it and hold it near your nose*

by **Carcharhinidae primari** » Mon Jun 13, 2011 7:28 am

Umbra Ac Silentium wrote:
Stattr wrote:'wakes up screaming.' WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? 'brings my foot in close and trys to berid of the sliver.' oww.

A horse. :]

*surfaces again, lugging what seems to be a gas mask of some sort with a complex assortment of tubing running to and from a heavy backpack and a ghostbusters-esque nozzle.*
Bad Umbie! You shouldn't hurt people, they don't taste good enough for that!

by **Shakul** » Mon Jun 13, 2011 7:28 am

Crinitus Malum wrote:
Stattr wrote:'i hit the wall and go through it. and i hit the tree.' apparently. 'i pass out.'

*I run over to you, pick you up and walk back into the Wombat*

This is why I am catious when you ask me to hit you.

*I put you down on the couch, then get a blood pack from the fridge, open it and hold it near your nose*

*Puts vodka in blood pack*

Vodka solves everything!!! :lol:

by **Umbra Ac Silentium** » Mon Jun 13, 2011 7:30 am

Carcharhinidae primari wrote:
Umbra Ac Silentium wrote:A horse. :]

*surfaces again, lugging what seems to be a gas mask of some sort with a complex assortment of tubing running to and from a heavy backpack and a ghostbusters-esque nozzle.*
Bad Umbie! You shouldn't hurt people, they don't taste good enough for that!

*takes the gas mask and cuddles with it* :3
I love the taste of stress hormones. ^wo So succulent.

by **Shakul** » Mon Jun 13, 2011 7:30 am

Shakul wrote:
Crinitus Malum wrote:*I run over to you, pick you up and walk back into the Wombat*

This is why I am catious when you ask me to hit you.

*I put you down on the couch, then get a blood pack from the fridge, open it and hold it near your nose*

*Puts vodka in blood pack*

Vodka solves everything!!!

I'm going to put that in my sig!

by **Crinitus Malum** » Mon Jun 13, 2011 7:32 am

Shakul wrote:
Crinitus Malum wrote:*I run over to you, pick you up and walk back into the Wombat*

This is why I am catious when you ask me to hit you.

*I put you down on the couch, then get a blood pack from the fridge, open it and hold it near your nose*

*Puts vodka in blood pack*

Vodka solves everything!!!

Mostly everything

*I kick Umbra out of the way*
What the hell was that for?!
*I grab a cloth and quickly begins removing the silver*

by **Shakul** » Mon Jun 13, 2011 7:33 am

Umbra Ac Silentium wrote:
Carcharhinidae primari wrote:*surfaces again, lugging what seems to be a gas mask of some sort with a complex assortment of tubing running to and from a heavy backpack and a ghostbusters-esque nozzle.*
Bad Umbie! You shouldn't hurt people, they don't taste good enough for that!

*takes the gas mask and cuddles with it* :3
I love the taste of stress hormones. ^wo So succulent.

I would hit you through sheer annoyance, but your to cute :hug:

by **Stattr** » Mon Jun 13, 2011 7:33 am

Crinitus Malum wrote:
Shakul wrote:*Puts vodka in blood pack*

Vodka solves everything!!!

Mostly everything

*I kick Umbra out of the way*
What the hell was that for?!
*I grab a cloth and quickly begins removing the silver*

'moans as you do so.' it hurts...

by **Carcharhinidae primari** » Mon Jun 13, 2011 7:33 am

Umbra Ac Silentium wrote:
Carcharhinidae primari wrote:*surfaces again, lugging what seems to be a gas mask of some sort with a complex assortment of tubing running to and from a heavy backpack and a ghostbusters-esque nozzle.*
Bad Umbie! You shouldn't hurt people, they don't taste good enough for that!

*takes the gas mask and cuddles with it* :3
I love the taste of stress hormones. ^wo So succulent.

Hey, give it back! That's mine! I'll need that in a moment.
*starts strapping the cannister to the backpack and opening valves*

by **Umbra Ac Silentium** » Mon Jun 13, 2011 7:33 am

Crinitus Malum wrote:
Shakul wrote:*Puts vodka in blood pack*

Vodka solves everything!!!

Mostly everything

*I kick Umbra out of the way*
What the hell was that for?!
*I grab a cloth and quickly begins removing the silver*

*squirts a dropper full of molten quicksilver on your back* Nya, don't push me. *sticks out tongue*

by **Umbra Ac Silentium** » Mon Jun 13, 2011 7:34 am

Carcharhinidae primari wrote:
Umbra Ac Silentium wrote:*takes the gas mask and cuddles with it* :3
I love the taste of stress hormones. ^wo So succulent.

Hey, give it back! That's mine! I'll need that in a moment.
*starts strapping the cannister to the backpack and opening valves*

:[ Why...

by **Shakul** » Mon Jun 13, 2011 7:34 am

Crinitus Malum wrote:
Shakul wrote:*Puts vodka in blood pack*

Vodka solves everything!!!

Mostly everything

*I kick Umbra out of the way*
What the hell was that for?!
*I grab a cloth and quickly begins removing the silver*

*Helps remove silver*

by **Umbra Ac Silentium** » Mon Jun 13, 2011 7:35 am

Stattr wrote:'moans as you do so.' it hurts...

Wow guys. ^.o

by **Carcharhinidae primari** » Mon Jun 13, 2011 7:36 am

Umbra Ac Silentium wrote:
Carcharhinidae primari wrote:Hey, give it back! That's mine! I'll need that in a moment.
*starts strapping the cannister to the backpack and opening valves*

:[ Why...

Well firstly, unless you can breathe seawater I doubt you'd have a use for it. And secondly I'll need it to be able to breathe when I'll clean the corridor of silver. And Stattr, perhaps.
*snatches the gasmask back and double-checks the cannisters are in the right place*

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