The Flaming Wombat - part E

[Crinitus Malum]

It depends, did you put silver in the hand when you built it?

why on earth would i ?!? i made it with my hands. i can't touch silver with out being burned. speacking of which.
@everyone: just so you all know i am blind so don't fuck with me.

I just thought I'd ask first, just in case.

Since when were you blind?

[Stattr]

yeah what are they. that term evades me/or i never heard of it.

Koala is the proper name for drop bears.

ahh okay. thank you Crinitus.
@Carch: some one put silver on my glasses and i put them on and no ones power can possible heal it but i can manage as you can see. and they also put it in and around my hallway. 'points to my hallway still covered in silver.'

[Stattr]

why on earth would i ?!? i made it with my hands. i can't touch silver with out being burned. speacking of which.
@everyone: just so you all know i am blind so don't fuck with me.

I just thought I'd ask first, just in case.

Since when were you blind?

okay then. its fine you can hit me. hit me with your left hand. i want to test and see how you can handle it. 'stands in front of you like i would normally do and position myself so i can deflect some of the blow.' ready.

[Carcharhinidae primari]

I'm good. school was hell, as usual, seems to have calmed down now.

*picks up both glasses, and sips them both, then pours the salt one through my gills and drinks the fresh one*
ahh, I needed that. always feel parched on dry land you know?

yep. i canm transform.

That's good to know. And why'd they put silver all over that place? That's just downright cruel. It was probably Hath, wasen't it?
*starts tearing down the silver from the hallway*

[Crinitus Malum]

Koala is the proper name for drop bears.

They are more like carnivorous koalas that hunt by dropping on to people from the tops of trees

Yes there are the occasional cuddly ones, but they are out numbered by the carnivorous ones.
A word of advice. Always carry an umbrella when walking through the Australian bush.

[Carcharhinidae primari]

They are more like carnivorous koalas that hunt by dropping on to people from the tops of trees

Yes there are the occasional cuddly ones, but they are out numbered by the carnivorous ones.
A word of advice. Always carry an umbrella when walking through the Australian bush.

Or a point hat.
*nods*
that worked just fine for rincewind.

[Stattr]

yep. i canm transform.

That's good to know. And why'd they put silver all over that place? That's just downright cruel. It was probably Hath, wasen't it?
*starts tearing down the silver from the hallway*

yeah it is cruel but i still have to figure it out. idk who did it. 'i sit on top of a table and watches you as you do so.'

[Shakul]

They are more like carnivorous koalas that hunt by dropping on to people from the tops of trees

Yes there are the occasional cuddly ones, but they are out numbered by the carnivorous ones.
A word of advice. Always carry an umbrella when walking through the Australian bush.

The best way to protect yourself from drop bears is by putting vegemite behind your ears. They are allergic to it

[Umbra Ac Silentium]

That's good to know. And why'd they put silver all over that place? That's just downright cruel. It was probably Hath, wasen't it?
*starts tearing down the silver from the hallway*

yeah it is cruel but i still have to figure it out. idk who did it. 'i sit on top of a table and watches you as you do so.'

^.o I bet it was me.
*stirs a cup of liquid silver*
*feeds it to a kitten*

[Crinitus Malum]

I just thought I'd ask first, just in case.

Since when were you blind?

okay then. its fine you can hit me. hit me with your left hand. i want to test and see how you can handle it. 'stands in front of you like i would normally do and position myself so i can deflect some of the blow.' ready.

*I hit you and you go back about two feet*

[Shakul]

yeah it is cruel but i still have to figure it out. idk who did it. 'i sit on top of a table and watches you as you do so.'

^.o I bet it was me.
*stirs a cup of liquid silver*
*feeds it to a kitten*

Do you mean mercury?

[Stattr]

yeah it is cruel but i still have to figure it out. idk who did it. 'i sit on top of a table and watches you as you do so.'

^.o I bet it was me.
*stirs a cup of liquid silver*
*feeds it to a kitten*

nope. i don't hate you. i never hurt you. it was some one else.

[Umbra Ac Silentium]

^.o I bet it was me.
*stirs a cup of liquid silver*
*feeds it to a kitten*

Do you mean mercury?

It's a mix of both? o.^

^.o I bet it was me.
*stirs a cup of liquid silver*
*feeds it to a kitten*

nope. i don't hate you. i never hurt you. it was some one else.

c: If you say so.

[Stattr]

okay then. its fine you can hit me. hit me with your left hand. i want to test and see how you can handle it. 'stands in front of you like i would normally do and position myself so i can deflect some of the blow.' ready.

*I hit you and you go back about two feet*

'doesn't go down.' seriously that was lousy. is that all you got?

[Crinitus Malum]

Yes there are the occasional cuddly ones, but they are out numbered by the carnivorous ones.
A word of advice. Always carry an umbrella when walking through the Australian bush.

Or a point hat.
*nods*
that worked just fine for rincewind.

Good point.

(No pun intended)

[Carcharhinidae primari]

That's good to know. And why'd they put silver all over that place? That's just downright cruel. It was probably Hath, wasen't it?
*starts tearing down the silver from the hallway*

yeah it is cruel but i still have to figure it out. idk who did it. 'i sit on top of a table and watches you as you do so.'

*strips all the obvious pieces of silver out of the hallway*
there, that was most of it, for the rest I'll have to use something different. hmm...

[Stattr]

yeah it is cruel but i still have to figure it out. idk who did it. 'i sit on top of a table and watches you as you do so.'

*strips all the obvious pieces of silver out of the hallway*
there, that was most of it, for the rest I'll have to use something different. hmm...

thank you. and what would that be?

[Crinitus Malum]

*I hit you and you go back about two feet*

'doesn't go down.' seriously that was lousy. is that all you got?

No, I was testing it. Let me try again.

*I hit you with full force and you go flying across the room*

Is that any better?

[Carcharhinidae primari]

Do you mean mercury?

It's a mix of both? o.^

nope. i don't hate you. i never hurt you. it was some one else.

c: If you say so.

that's possible, mercury can dissolve silver to form 'true quicksilver'. Very, very toxic stuff that.

[Carcharhinidae primari]

*strips all the obvious pieces of silver out of the hallway*
there, that was most of it, for the rest I'll have to use something different. hmm...

thank you. and what would that be?

well, It'l have to be some form of chemical reaction, as the rest is minute particles that would take forever to remove normally... Hang on, I have an idea. just need to get some gear.
*walks out the back and dives into the large pool*

[Umbra Ac Silentium]

It's a mix of both? o.^

c: If you say so.

that's possible, mercury can dissolve silver to form 'true quicksilver'. Very, very toxic stuff that.

Hmm, where's my little chemistry chart.
But cool. :3
*heats up bowl of silver and mercury on the oven* ^.o

[Stattr]

'doesn't go down.' seriously that was lousy. is that all you got?

No, I was testing it. Let me try again.

*I hit you with full force and you go flying across the room*

Is that any better?

'i hit the wall and go through it. and i hit the tree.' apparently. 'i pass out.'

[Shakul]

It's a mix of both? o.^

c: If you say so.

that's possible, mercury can dissolve silver to form 'true quicksilver'. Very, very toxic stuff that.

It tastes nice with vodka

[Stattr]

thank you. and what would that be?

well, It'l have to be some form of chemical reaction, as the rest is minute particles that would take forever to remove normally... Hang on, I have an idea. just need to get some gear.
*walks out the back and dives into the large pool*

okay. 'sits and waits.'

[Crinitus Malum]

that's possible, mercury can dissolve silver to form 'true quicksilver'. Very, very toxic stuff that.

Hmm, where's my little chemistry chart.
But cool. :3
*heats up bowl of silver and mercury on the oven* ^.o

*waits to hear an explosion from the kitchen*