The Flaming Wombat - part E

[Umbra Ac Silentium]

*pats you on the head* :] That's ok. I think I gave you the wrong book. >.>; *hands you a different, less worn notebook with red stains on the cover* *takes the first one back*

"Tell me, do you remember any nights when you were extremely drunk"

(: I don't drink, ma'am.

*pats you on the head* :] That's ok. I think I gave you the wrong book. >.>; *hands you a different, less worn notebook with red stains on the cover* *takes the first one back*

*Takes that notebook and reads it*

Here, you'll need these. *hands you a large butcher knife, a small thinner knife, a couple of large forks, and some rope* :]

[New East Ireland]

*Takes that notebook and reads it*

Here, you'll need these. *hands you a large butcher knife, a small thinner knife, a couple of large forks, and some rope* :]

But I like my scalpel...

[Lordieth]

Hiya!

You been cow-hugging again Umbie? There are laws against that you know

How be the meerkat? :]

^.- As if I care for the law. She's abusive to me. >:

Meerkat be good, the rain gives me an excuse not to go out so I can stick around here and be up to no good ^_^

How are you?

[Shakul]

"Tell me, do you remember any nights when you were extremely drunk"

(: I don't drink, ma'am.
"I'm a boy. Are you sure that you never once 'Let lose'"

[Umbra Ac Silentium]

Here, you'll need these. *hands you a large butcher knife, a small thinner knife, a couple of large forks, and some rope* :]

But I like my scalpel...

Scalpels are very nice. :] *pets mine* But scalpel not for heavy work like preparing long pork.

How be the meerkat? :]

^.- As if I care for the law. She's abusive to me. >:

Meerkat be good, the rain gives me an excuse not to go out so I can stick around here and be up to no good ^_^

How are you?

:] That sounds like fun. Rain is friendly. Helps decompose unwanted things when it stays hot out. :3

^.o Sleepy. *yawns and flays a horse*

[Umbra Ac Silentium]

(: I don't drink, ma'am.
"I'm a boy. Are you sure that you never once 'Let lose'"

No you're not. :] *pokes your stomach with the flat end of the scalpel* Yes, I am quite sure.

[Lordieth]

Flay away, I don't trust horses. I hope a horse is caught in the rain right now. Without an umbrella

[Shakul]

(: I don't drink, ma'am.
"I'm a boy. Are you sure that you never once 'Let lose'"

No you're not. :] *pokes your stomach with the flat end of the scalpel* Yes, I am quite sure.

"If I am not your son, who's son do you think I am?"

[Umbra Ac Silentium]

Flay away, I don't trust horses. I hope a horse is caught in the rain right now. Without an umbrella

^.o So it can splash in the puddles?

[Zeth Rekia]

No you're not. :] *pokes your stomach with the flat end of the scalpel* Yes, I am quite sure.

"If I am not your son, who's son do you think I am?"

Well if you not his son you're not Zeno's either. So that eliminates two from your list of suspects....

*yawns into hand*

[New East Ireland]

But I like my scalpel...

Scalpels are very nice. :] *pets mine* But scalpel not for heavy work like preparing long pork.

Ah, I see.

*Spends a few Pounds on scotch*

[Umbra Ac Silentium]

No you're not. :] *pokes your stomach with the flat end of the scalpel* Yes, I am quite sure.

"If I am not your son, who's son do you think I am?"

^.- You are nobody's son. Orphan. :] Your parents didn't love you enough to stay alive.

"If I am not your son, who's son do you think I am?"

Well if you not his son you're not Zeno's either. So that eliminates two from your list of suspects....

Zeno! ^.^

[Shakul]

"If I am not your son, who's son do you think I am?"

^.- You are nobody's son. Orphan. :] Your parents didn't love you enough to stay alive.

Well if you not his son you're not Zeno's either. So that eliminates two from your list of suspects....

Zeno! ^.^

"I know for a fact that my parents have not killed themselves"

[Planeta de los Muertos]

Dead Man Wade here.

[New East Ireland]

Dead Man Wade here.

Good day Muertos. How are you?

[Lordieth]

Flay away, I don't trust horses. I hope a horse is caught in the rain right now. Without an umbrella

^.o So it can splash in the puddles?

If it wants. Mainly so it has to wash its mane after getting all manky in the rain. Muahaha.

[Umbra Ac Silentium]

^.o So it can splash in the puddles?

If it wants. Mainly so it has to wash its mane after getting all manky in the rain. Muahaha.

:] I will lick it clean.

^.- You are nobody's son. Orphan. :] Your parents didn't love you enough to stay alive.

Zeno! ^.^

"I know for a fact that my parents have not killed themselves"

:] They would have fought harder if they loved you.

[Shakul]

If it wants. Mainly so it has to wash its mane after getting all manky in the rain. Muahaha.

:] I will lick it clean.

"I know for a fact that my parents have not killed themselves"

:] They would have fought harder if they loved you.

"My parents are still alive"

[Umbra Ac Silentium]

:] I will lick it clean.

:] They would have fought harder if they loved you.

"My parents are still alive"

[: No.

[Zeth Rekia]

"If I am not your son, who's son do you think I am?"

^.- You are nobody's son. Orphan. :] Your parents didn't love you enough to stay alive.

Well if you not his son you're not Zeno's either. So that eliminates two from your list of suspects....

Zeno! ^.^

Ey, there love. :] *nuzzles*

[Shakul]

"My parents are still alive"

[: No.

"My future self sent me a letter stating that I would find my parents within the flaming wombat. I don't lie"

[Umbra Ac Silentium]

^.- You are nobody's son. Orphan. :] Your parents didn't love you enough to stay alive.

Zeno! ^.^

Ey, there love. :] *nuzzles*

*nuzzles playfully with you* :3
*pokes you with whale* :3

[Zeth Rekia]

[: No.

"My future self sent me a letter stating that I would find my parents within the flaming wombat. I don't lie"

How old are you... OOC...

Maybe we can adopt you or something....

[Umbra Ac Silentium]

[: No.

"My future self sent me a letter stating that I would find my parents within the flaming wombat. I don't lie"

^.- He didn't specify alive.

[Zeth Rekia]

Ey, there love. :] *nuzzles*

*nuzzles playfully with you* :3
*pokes you with whale* :3

*cuddles and licks you* :3

Whale so fun. ;3