The Flaming Wombat - part E

[Umbra Ac Silentium]

*lights the Wombat on fire while nobody is up*

Toss and turn,
You're going to burn,
Little victim, this is my fire,
Little victim why were you a liar?
With this fire I cleanse your sin,
Sleep tight, little victim, as fire spreads within.

[New East Ireland]

*lights the Wombat on fire while nobody is up*

Toss and turn,
You're going to burn,
Little victim, this is my fire,
Little victim why were you a liar?
With this fire I cleanse your sin,
Sleep tight, little victim, as fire spreads within.

*Pours water on the fire and hums the tune of We Didn't Start the Fire*

Umbie started the fire!
She was always evil,
Like the devil!

Pee Wee's got his bike,
Hath's got his reich,
Unic's got a DeLorean,
IJ is a male again!

Umbie started the fire!
She was always evil,
Like the devil!

Hath's on a new quest,
Scalies outnumber the rest!
What else do I have to say?
I'll just sing it anyway!

Umbie started the fire!
She was always evil,
Like the devil!

[Shakul]

*lights the Wombat on fire while nobody is up*

Toss and turn,
You're going to burn,
Little victim, this is my fire,
Little victim why were you a liar?
With this fire I cleanse your sin,
Sleep tight, little victim, as fire spreads within.

*Pours water on the fire and hums the tune of We Didn't Start the Fire*

Umbie started the fire!
She was always evil,
Like the devil!

Pee Wee's got his bike,
Hath's got his reich,
Unic's got a DeLorean,
IJ is a male again!

Umbie started the fire!
She was always evil,
Like the devil!

Hath's on a new quest,
Scalies outnumber the rest!
What else do I have to say?
I'll just sing it anyway!

Umbie started the fire!
She was always evil,
Like the devil!

"You forgot me"

[Umbra Ac Silentium]

*lights the Wombat on fire while nobody is up*

Toss and turn,
You're going to burn,
Little victim, this is my fire,
Little victim why were you a liar?
With this fire I cleanse your sin,
Sleep tight, little victim, as fire spreads within.

*Pours water on the fire and hums the tune of We Didn't Start the Fire*

Umbie started the fire!
She was always evil,
Like the devil!

Pee Wee's got his bike,
Hath's got his reich,
Unic's got a DeLorean,
IJ is a male again!

Umbie started the fire!
She was always evil,
Like the devil!

Hath's on a new quest,
Scalies outnumber the rest!
What else do I have to say?
I'll just sing it anyway!

Umbie started the fire!
She was always evil,
Like the devil!

^___^ I like.

[Shakul]

*Pours water on the fire and hums the tune of We Didn't Start the Fire*

Umbie started the fire!
She was always evil,
Like the devil!

Pee Wee's got his bike,
Hath's got his reich,
Unic's got a DeLorean,
IJ is a male again!

Umbie started the fire!
She was always evil,
Like the devil!

Hath's on a new quest,
Scalies outnumber the rest!
What else do I have to say?
I'll just sing it anyway!

Umbie started the fire!
She was always evil,
Like the devil!

^___^ I like.

"Are you my mother?"

[Umbra Ac Silentium]

^___^ I like.

"Are you my mother?"

No, but I did cut her throat after I strung her up in my meat freezer. :]

[New East Ireland]

"Are you my mother?"

No, but I did cut her throat after I strung her up in my meat freezer. :]

That's mean... I mean, didn't you take out her organs before you killed her?

[Umbra Ac Silentium]

No, but I did cut her throat after I strung her up in my meat freezer. :]

That's mean... I mean, didn't you take out her organs before you killed her?

[: No, I needed them left if to marinate the insides.

[New East Ireland]

That's mean... I mean, didn't you take out her organs before you killed her?

[: No, I needed them left if to marinate the insides.

Ah, I see.

*Takes a few notes*

[Umbra Ac Silentium]

[: No, I needed them left if to marinate the insides.

Ah, I see.

*Takes a few notes*

Yes. :3 I can teach you much in the ways of cooking the forbidden delicacy that is long pork.

[Unicario]

*lights the Wombat on fire while nobody is up*

Toss and turn,
You're going to burn,
Little victim, this is my fire,
Little victim why were you a liar?
With this fire I cleanse your sin,
Sleep tight, little victim, as fire spreads within.

*Pours water on the fire and hums the tune of We Didn't Start the Fire*

Umbie started the fire!
She was always evil,
Like the devil!

Pee Wee's got his bike,
Hath's got his reich,
Unic's got a DeLorean,
IJ is a male again!

Umbie started the fire!
She was always evil,
Like the devil!

Hath's on a new quest,
Scalies outnumber the rest!
What else do I have to say?
I'll just sing it anyway!

Umbie started the fire!
She was always evil,
Like the devil!

*at the reference of my DeLorean, starts playing Back in Time*
Tell me doctor, where are we going, this time?
Is this the fifties, or 1999?
All I wanted to do, was play my guitar and sing...
So take me away! I don't mind, you just better promise me
I'll be back in time!

I gotta get back in time!

Don't bet your future
on the roll of the dice!
Better remember...
Lightning never strikes twice!

Please don't drive 88...
Don't wanna be late again... So take me away!
I don't mind!
But you better promise I'll be back in time!

Gotta get back in time!
Gotta get back in time!
Get me back in time!

*guitar solo*
*trumpets*

Gotta get back in time!
Gotta get back in time!
Get back in time!
Get back, Marty!

[New East Ireland]

Ah, I see.

*Takes a few notes*

Yes. :3 I can teach you much in the ways of cooking the forbidden delicacy that is long pork.

Ah, I see.

[Unicario]

Yes. :3 I can teach you much in the ways of cooking the forbidden delicacy that is long pork.

Ah, I see.

For a second, I thought you were Conoga. o.o

[Umbra Ac Silentium]

Yes. :3 I can teach you much in the ways of cooking the forbidden delicacy that is long pork.

Ah, I see.

*gives you a well worn notebook with obvious stains on the cover* ^.o I wrote it myself. Learn.

[New East Ireland]

Ah, I see.

For a second, I thought you were Conoga. o.o

For a second, you may or may not have been thinking successfully.

[Shakul]

"Are you my mother?"

No, but I did cut her throat after I strung her up in my meat freezer. :]

"The letter that I recieved from my future self stated that my mother would be alive and that she would be in the wombat"

[New East Ireland]

Ah, I see.

*gives you a well worn notebook with obvious stains on the cover* ^.o I wrote it myself. Learn.

*Takes notebook and looks through it*

Why are you hugging a cow in this picture?

[Lordieth]

*Sneaks up on Umbie to Ninja-glomp*

Hai all ^_^'

[Umbra Ac Silentium]

*gives you a well worn notebook with obvious stains on the cover* ^.o I wrote it myself. Learn.

*Takes notebook and looks through it*

Why are you hugging a cow in this picture?

Sometimes when a man and a cow love each other very much... ^.o

*Sneaks up on Umbie to Ninja-glomp*

Hai all ^_^'

*falls on my face from the glomp* Hey!

[New East Ireland]

*Takes notebook and looks through it*

Why are you hugging a cow in this picture?

Sometimes when a man and a cow love each other very much... ^.o

Erm, I don't want to hear the rest...

[Umbra Ac Silentium]

Sometimes when a man and a cow love each other very much... ^.o

Erm, I don't want to hear the rest...

*pats you on the head* :] That's ok. I think I gave you the wrong book. >.>; *hands you a different, less worn notebook with red stains on the cover* *takes the first one back*

[Lordieth]

*Takes notebook and looks through it*

Why are you hugging a cow in this picture?

Sometimes when a man and a cow love each other very much... ^.o

*Sneaks up on Umbie to Ninja-glomp*

Hai all ^_^'

*falls on my face from the glomp* Hey!

Hiya!

You been cow-hugging again Umbie? There are laws against that you know

[Umbra Ac Silentium]

Sometimes when a man and a cow love each other very much... ^.o

*falls on my face from the glomp* Hey!

Hiya!

You been cow-hugging again Umbie? There are laws against that you know

How be the meerkat? :]

^.- As if I care for the law. She's abusive to me. >:

[New East Ireland]

Erm, I don't want to hear the rest...

*pats you on the head* :] That's ok. I think I gave you the wrong book. >.>; *hands you a different, less worn notebook with red stains on the cover* *takes the first one back*

*Takes that notebook and reads it*

[Shakul]

Erm, I don't want to hear the rest...

*pats you on the head* :] That's ok. I think I gave you the wrong book. >.>; *hands you a different, less worn notebook with red stains on the cover* *takes the first one back*

"Tell me, do you remember any nights when you were extremely drunk"