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Menassa
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Founded: Aug 11, 2010
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Postby Menassa » Sun May 22, 2011 8:44 am

New East Ireland wrote:
Menassa wrote:*brass knuckles you in the gut*

*punches you in the face*

* catches your hand*
*puts it on the floor*
*snaps it in half*
*beats you with your arm*
Radical Monotheist
Their hollow inheritance.
This is my god and I shall exalt him
Jewish Discussion Thread בְּ
"A missionary uses the Bible like a drunk uses a lamppost, not so much for illumination, but for support"
"Imagine of a bunch of Zulu tribesmen told Congress how to read the Constitution, that's how it feels to a Jew when you tell us how to read our bible"
"God said: you must teach, as I taught, without a fee."
"Against your will you are formed, against your will you are born, against your will you live, against your will you die, and against your will you are destined to give a judgement and accounting before the king, king of all kings..."
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Nationstatelandsville
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Founded: Apr 27, 2011
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun May 22, 2011 8:45 am

Menassa wrote:
New East Ireland wrote:*punches you in the face*

* catches your hand*
*puts it on the floor*
*snaps it in half*
*beats you with your arm*


(beats Menassa with my leg)

Oh... that was a bad idea.

(falls to the ground)
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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Menassa
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Postby Menassa » Sun May 22, 2011 8:46 am

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Menassa wrote:* catches your hand*
*puts it on the floor*
*snaps it in half*
*beats you with your arm*


(beats Menassa with my leg)

Oh... that was a bad idea.

(falls to the ground)

*stabs you with some weapon i found in the back of an alley*
Radical Monotheist
Their hollow inheritance.
This is my god and I shall exalt him
Jewish Discussion Thread בְּ
"A missionary uses the Bible like a drunk uses a lamppost, not so much for illumination, but for support"
"Imagine of a bunch of Zulu tribesmen told Congress how to read the Constitution, that's how it feels to a Jew when you tell us how to read our bible"
"God said: you must teach, as I taught, without a fee."
"Against your will you are formed, against your will you are born, against your will you live, against your will you die, and against your will you are destined to give a judgement and accounting before the king, king of all kings..."
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New East Ireland
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Founded: Sep 25, 2010
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Postby New East Ireland » Sun May 22, 2011 8:49 am

Menassa wrote:
New East Ireland wrote:*punches you in the face*

* catches your hand*
*puts it on the floor*
*snaps it in half*
*beats you with your arm*

*rips my other arm off and hits you with it*
"A joke is a very serious thing."
- Winston Churchill


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Nationstatelandsville
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Founded: Apr 27, 2011
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun May 22, 2011 8:50 am

Menassa wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
(beats Menassa with my leg)

Oh... that was a bad idea.

(falls to the ground)

*stabs you with some weapon i found in the back of an alley*


Oh come on!

(begins bleeding to death)
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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Menassa
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Founded: Aug 11, 2010
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Postby Menassa » Sun May 22, 2011 8:51 am

New East Ireland wrote:
Menassa wrote:* catches your hand*
*puts it on the floor*
*snaps it in half*
*beats you with your arm*

*rips my other arm off and hits you with it*

*rips out your femur*
*stabs you with it*
Radical Monotheist
Their hollow inheritance.
This is my god and I shall exalt him
Jewish Discussion Thread בְּ
"A missionary uses the Bible like a drunk uses a lamppost, not so much for illumination, but for support"
"Imagine of a bunch of Zulu tribesmen told Congress how to read the Constitution, that's how it feels to a Jew when you tell us how to read our bible"
"God said: you must teach, as I taught, without a fee."
"Against your will you are formed, against your will you are born, against your will you live, against your will you die, and against your will you are destined to give a judgement and accounting before the king, king of all kings..."
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New East Ireland
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Founded: Sep 25, 2010
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby New East Ireland » Sun May 22, 2011 8:53 am

Menassa wrote:
New East Ireland wrote:*rips my other arm off and hits you with it*

*rips out your femur*
*stabs you with it*

*kicks you in the face*
*runs into a wall and loses an eye*
Oh crap..
"A joke is a very serious thing."
- Winston Churchill


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Just About Anything
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Founded: May 10, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Just About Anything » Sun May 22, 2011 8:53 am

*walks in, sits on a chair*
"One vodka please!" *Sees others fighting* "Mind if I join in?"
Technopolis wrote:
Just About Anything wrote:When the doctor says 'happy place', he doesn't mean THAT kind of happy place.

Oh god, really? No wonder my prostate exam was so awkward.
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Imperial--japan
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Founded: Nov 24, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Imperial--japan » Sun May 22, 2011 8:54 am

New East Ireland wrote:
Menassa wrote:*rips out your femur*
*stabs you with it*

*kicks you in the face*
*runs into a wall and loses an eye*
Oh crap..

*completely heals you*
Grand Britannia wrote:
Fenexia and holochrome wrote:I want /pol/ to stay in /pol/.


/pol/ shitposted someone into the presidency, it's too late for you.
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New East Ireland
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Founded: Sep 25, 2010
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Postby New East Ireland » Sun May 22, 2011 8:55 am

Imperial--japan wrote:
New East Ireland wrote:*kicks you in the face*
*runs into a wall and loses an eye*
Oh crap..

*completely heals you*

Oh thanks :hug:
"A joke is a very serious thing."
- Winston Churchill


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Imperial--japan
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Founded: Nov 24, 2010
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Postby Imperial--japan » Sun May 22, 2011 8:56 am

New East Ireland wrote:
Imperial--japan wrote:*completely heals you*

Oh thanks :hug:

your welcome. :hug:
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Grand Britannia wrote:
Fenexia and holochrome wrote:I want /pol/ to stay in /pol/.


/pol/ shitposted someone into the presidency, it's too late for you.
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Menassa
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Founded: Aug 11, 2010
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Postby Menassa » Sun May 22, 2011 8:57 am

Just About Anything wrote:*walks in, sits on a chair*
"One vodka please!" *Sees others fighting* "Mind if I join in?"

well its a three on one so be my guest
Radical Monotheist
Their hollow inheritance.
This is my god and I shall exalt him
Jewish Discussion Thread בְּ
"A missionary uses the Bible like a drunk uses a lamppost, not so much for illumination, but for support"
"Imagine of a bunch of Zulu tribesmen told Congress how to read the Constitution, that's how it feels to a Jew when you tell us how to read our bible"
"God said: you must teach, as I taught, without a fee."
"Against your will you are formed, against your will you are born, against your will you live, against your will you die, and against your will you are destined to give a judgement and accounting before the king, king of all kings..."
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New East Ireland
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Founded: Sep 25, 2010
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby New East Ireland » Sun May 22, 2011 8:58 am

Imperial--japan wrote:
New East Ireland wrote:Oh thanks :hug:

your welcome. :hug:

What were we doing just now?
"A joke is a very serious thing."
- Winston Churchill


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Imperial--japan
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Founded: Nov 24, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Imperial--japan » Sun May 22, 2011 8:59 am

New East Ireland wrote:
Imperial--japan wrote:your welcome. :hug:

What were we doing just now?

I dunno. :blink:
Grand Britannia wrote:
Fenexia and holochrome wrote:I want /pol/ to stay in /pol/.


/pol/ shitposted someone into the presidency, it's too late for you.
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Just About Anything
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Founded: May 10, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Just About Anything » Sun May 22, 2011 8:59 am

Menassa wrote:
Just About Anything wrote:*walks in, sits on a chair*
"One vodka please!" *Sees others fighting* "Mind if I join in?"

well its a three on one so be my guest

*Takes out knife, stands up* Who wants some?
Technopolis wrote:
Just About Anything wrote:When the doctor says 'happy place', he doesn't mean THAT kind of happy place.

Oh god, really? No wonder my prostate exam was so awkward.
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Esternial
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Founded: May 09, 2009
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Esternial » Sun May 22, 2011 8:59 am

Again with the fighting...what's this place coming to?!

*takes a sip o' whiskey*
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New East Ireland
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Founded: Sep 25, 2010
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Postby New East Ireland » Sun May 22, 2011 9:00 am

Imperial--japan wrote:
New East Ireland wrote:What were we doing just now?

I dunno. :blink:

Weird... You want to get some coffee?
"A joke is a very serious thing."
- Winston Churchill


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Just About Anything
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Founded: May 10, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Just About Anything » Sun May 22, 2011 9:01 am

Esternial wrote:Again with the fighting...what's this place coming to?!

*takes a sip o' whiskey*

Sounds to me like you're looking for a FIGHT! *Stabs Esternial*
Technopolis wrote:
Just About Anything wrote:When the doctor says 'happy place', he doesn't mean THAT kind of happy place.

Oh god, really? No wonder my prostate exam was so awkward.
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Imperial--japan
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Founded: Nov 24, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Imperial--japan » Sun May 22, 2011 9:02 am

Esternial wrote:Again with the fighting...what's this place coming to?!

*takes a sip o' whiskey*

Oh hi. :)
New East Ireland wrote:
Imperial--japan wrote:I dunno. :blink:

Weird... You want to get some coffee?

Sure.
Grand Britannia wrote:
Fenexia and holochrome wrote:I want /pol/ to stay in /pol/.


/pol/ shitposted someone into the presidency, it's too late for you.
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New East Ireland
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Postby New East Ireland » Sun May 22, 2011 9:08 am

Imperial--japan wrote:
New East Ireland wrote:Weird... You want to get some coffee?

Sure.
Ok...
*gets in my car*
"A joke is a very serious thing."
- Winston Churchill


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Lordieth
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Founded: Jun 18, 2010
New York Times Democracy

Postby Lordieth » Sun May 22, 2011 9:11 am

*Walks around with one eye closed with my finger on my nose*

*bump*

*smack*

*smash*

*slip*

O_o
There was a signature here. It's gone now.
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Imperial--japan
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Founded: Nov 24, 2010
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Postby Imperial--japan » Sun May 22, 2011 9:13 am

New East Ireland wrote:
Imperial--japan wrote:Sure.
Ok...
*gets in my car*

*follows*
TO DUNKIN DONUTS!!!!
Grand Britannia wrote:
Fenexia and holochrome wrote:I want /pol/ to stay in /pol/.


/pol/ shitposted someone into the presidency, it's too late for you.
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Nationstatelandsville
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Founded: Apr 27, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun May 22, 2011 9:13 am

In case anyone cares, I've lost about half my blood already...
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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Imperial--japan
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Founded: Nov 24, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Imperial--japan » Sun May 22, 2011 9:15 am

Nationstatelandsville wrote:In case anyone cares, I've lost about half my blood already...

:blink:
are you alright?
Grand Britannia wrote:
Fenexia and holochrome wrote:I want /pol/ to stay in /pol/.


/pol/ shitposted someone into the presidency, it's too late for you.
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New East Ireland
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Founded: Sep 25, 2010
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby New East Ireland » Sun May 22, 2011 9:15 am

Imperial--japan wrote:
New East Ireland wrote: Ok...
*gets in my car*

*follows*
TO DUNKIN DONUTS!!!!

*puts in some AC/DC*
*drives full speed to Dunkin Donuts*
"A joke is a very serious thing."
- Winston Churchill


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