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New East Ireland
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Postby New East Ireland » Sun May 22, 2011 8:17 am

Imperial--japan wrote:
New East Ireland wrote:*enjoys the peace with you*
Indeed.

:hug:
New East Ireland wrote:*pulls out a handgun*
Quiet down, I'm trying to think.

*pulls out a chainsaw*
Hehehehe I'll handle it. :3

Thanks :hug: . Ever since the Forum 7 Moderation Occupation Police took out that gang in the southern city I've been low on ammunition.
"A joke is a very serious thing."
- Winston Churchill


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Menassa
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Postby Menassa » Sun May 22, 2011 8:20 am

New East Ireland wrote:
Menassa wrote:*makes loud noises*

I hate the peace!

*pulls out a handgun*
Quiet down, I'm trying to think.

your puny weapons dont scare me!
Radical Monotheist
Their hollow inheritance.
This is my god and I shall exalt him
Jewish Discussion Thread בְּ
"A missionary uses the Bible like a drunk uses a lamppost, not so much for illumination, but for support"
"Imagine of a bunch of Zulu tribesmen told Congress how to read the Constitution, that's how it feels to a Jew when you tell us how to read our bible"
"God said: you must teach, as I taught, without a fee."
"Against your will you are formed, against your will you are born, against your will you live, against your will you die, and against your will you are destined to give a judgement and accounting before the king, king of all kings..."
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Imperial--japan
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Founded: Nov 24, 2010
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Postby Imperial--japan » Sun May 22, 2011 8:22 am

Menassa wrote:
New East Ireland wrote:*pulls out a handgun*
Quiet down, I'm trying to think.

your puny weapons dont scare me!

*cuts off your arm*
Grand Britannia wrote:
Fenexia and holochrome wrote:I want /pol/ to stay in /pol/.


/pol/ shitposted someone into the presidency, it's too late for you.
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Menassa
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Postby Menassa » Sun May 22, 2011 8:23 am

Imperial--japan wrote:
Menassa wrote:your puny weapons dont scare me!

*cuts off your arm*

*arm grows back*
well that was entertaining
*stabs you with a cavalry sword*
Radical Monotheist
Their hollow inheritance.
This is my god and I shall exalt him
Jewish Discussion Thread בְּ
"A missionary uses the Bible like a drunk uses a lamppost, not so much for illumination, but for support"
"Imagine of a bunch of Zulu tribesmen told Congress how to read the Constitution, that's how it feels to a Jew when you tell us how to read our bible"
"God said: you must teach, as I taught, without a fee."
"Against your will you are formed, against your will you are born, against your will you live, against your will you die, and against your will you are destined to give a judgement and accounting before the king, king of all kings..."
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Imperial--japan
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Postby Imperial--japan » Sun May 22, 2011 8:26 am

Menassa wrote:
Imperial--japan wrote:*cuts off your arm*

*arm grows back*
well that was entertaining
*stabs you with a cavalry sword*

*is flying in the air*
Yeaaaaah.
*turns you into a kitty*
Grand Britannia wrote:
Fenexia and holochrome wrote:I want /pol/ to stay in /pol/.


/pol/ shitposted someone into the presidency, it's too late for you.
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New East Ireland
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Founded: Sep 25, 2010
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Postby New East Ireland » Sun May 22, 2011 8:26 am

Menassa wrote:
Imperial--japan wrote:*cuts off your arm*

*arm grows back*
well that was entertaining
*stabs you with a cavalry sword*

HEY! No one hurts Jappy!
*shoots you*
"A joke is a very serious thing."
- Winston Churchill


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Menassa
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Postby Menassa » Sun May 22, 2011 8:28 am

Imperial--japan wrote:
Menassa wrote:*arm grows back*
well that was entertaining
*stabs you with a cavalry sword*

*is flying in the air*
Yeaaaaah.
*turns you into a kitty*

*jumps 7x my height*
*turns back into a person in mid air*
*empties a minigun on you 'ass*
Radical Monotheist
Their hollow inheritance.
This is my god and I shall exalt him
Jewish Discussion Thread בְּ
"A missionary uses the Bible like a drunk uses a lamppost, not so much for illumination, but for support"
"Imagine of a bunch of Zulu tribesmen told Congress how to read the Constitution, that's how it feels to a Jew when you tell us how to read our bible"
"God said: you must teach, as I taught, without a fee."
"Against your will you are formed, against your will you are born, against your will you live, against your will you die, and against your will you are destined to give a judgement and accounting before the king, king of all kings..."
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Imperial--japan
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Founded: Nov 24, 2010
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Postby Imperial--japan » Sun May 22, 2011 8:29 am

Menassa wrote:
Imperial--japan wrote:*is flying in the air*
Yeaaaaah.
*turns you into a kitty*

*jumps 7x my height*
*turns back into a person in mid air*
*empties a minigun on you 'ass*

*summons a shield*
Cant beat dark magic my friend...
*opens a portal to hell that sucks you in*
*closes portal*
Grand Britannia wrote:
Fenexia and holochrome wrote:I want /pol/ to stay in /pol/.


/pol/ shitposted someone into the presidency, it's too late for you.
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Menassa
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Postby Menassa » Sun May 22, 2011 8:29 am

New East Ireland wrote:
Menassa wrote:*arm grows back*
well that was entertaining
*stabs you with a cavalry sword*

HEY! No one hurts Jappy!
*shoots you*

*bullet hits arm*
*arm swallows it*
pity
now you die!
Radical Monotheist
Their hollow inheritance.
This is my god and I shall exalt him
Jewish Discussion Thread בְּ
"A missionary uses the Bible like a drunk uses a lamppost, not so much for illumination, but for support"
"Imagine of a bunch of Zulu tribesmen told Congress how to read the Constitution, that's how it feels to a Jew when you tell us how to read our bible"
"God said: you must teach, as I taught, without a fee."
"Against your will you are formed, against your will you are born, against your will you live, against your will you die, and against your will you are destined to give a judgement and accounting before the king, king of all kings..."
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Menassa
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Postby Menassa » Sun May 22, 2011 8:30 am

Imperial--japan wrote:
Menassa wrote:*jumps 7x my height*
*turns back into a person in mid air*
*empties a minigun on you 'ass*

*summons a shield*
Cant beat dark magic my friend...
*opens a portal to hell that sucks you in*
*closes portal*

I fucking own hell!
*Assembles a demon army*
*sicks them on you*
Radical Monotheist
Their hollow inheritance.
This is my god and I shall exalt him
Jewish Discussion Thread בְּ
"A missionary uses the Bible like a drunk uses a lamppost, not so much for illumination, but for support"
"Imagine of a bunch of Zulu tribesmen told Congress how to read the Constitution, that's how it feels to a Jew when you tell us how to read our bible"
"God said: you must teach, as I taught, without a fee."
"Against your will you are formed, against your will you are born, against your will you live, against your will you die, and against your will you are destined to give a judgement and accounting before the king, king of all kings..."
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New East Ireland
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Founded: Sep 25, 2010
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby New East Ireland » Sun May 22, 2011 8:30 am

Menassa wrote:
New East Ireland wrote:HEY! No one hurts Jappy!
*shoots you*

*bullet hits arm*
*arm swallows it*
pity
now you die!

Bring it on! I'll kick the skittles out of your candy ass!
*rolls up sleeves and puts handgun away*
"A joke is a very serious thing."
- Winston Churchill


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Menassa
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Postby Menassa » Sun May 22, 2011 8:31 am

New East Ireland wrote:
Menassa wrote:*bullet hits arm*
*arm swallows it*
pity
now you die!

Bring it on! I'll kick the skittles out of your candy ass!
*rolls up sleeves and puts handgun away*

*hidden blades you in the face*
Radical Monotheist
Their hollow inheritance.
This is my god and I shall exalt him
Jewish Discussion Thread בְּ
"A missionary uses the Bible like a drunk uses a lamppost, not so much for illumination, but for support"
"Imagine of a bunch of Zulu tribesmen told Congress how to read the Constitution, that's how it feels to a Jew when you tell us how to read our bible"
"God said: you must teach, as I taught, without a fee."
"Against your will you are formed, against your will you are born, against your will you live, against your will you die, and against your will you are destined to give a judgement and accounting before the king, king of all kings..."
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Imperial--japan
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Founded: Nov 24, 2010
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Postby Imperial--japan » Sun May 22, 2011 8:32 am

Menassa wrote:
Imperial--japan wrote:*summons a shield*
Cant beat dark magic my friend...
*opens a portal to hell that sucks you in*
*closes portal*

I fucking own hell!
*Assembles a demon army*
*sicks them on you*

*purifies them*
*traps you in a cardboard box*
Grand Britannia wrote:
Fenexia and holochrome wrote:I want /pol/ to stay in /pol/.


/pol/ shitposted someone into the presidency, it's too late for you.
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Menassa
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Founded: Aug 11, 2010
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Postby Menassa » Sun May 22, 2011 8:33 am

Imperial--japan wrote:
Menassa wrote:I fucking own hell!
*Assembles a demon army*
*sicks them on you*

*purifies them*
*traps you in a cardboard box*

no not a cardboard backs my only weakness
oh wait its not
*ashes the box*
*hits with bat*
Radical Monotheist
Their hollow inheritance.
This is my god and I shall exalt him
Jewish Discussion Thread בְּ
"A missionary uses the Bible like a drunk uses a lamppost, not so much for illumination, but for support"
"Imagine of a bunch of Zulu tribesmen told Congress how to read the Constitution, that's how it feels to a Jew when you tell us how to read our bible"
"God said: you must teach, as I taught, without a fee."
"Against your will you are formed, against your will you are born, against your will you live, against your will you die, and against your will you are destined to give a judgement and accounting before the king, king of all kings..."
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Imperial--japan
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Postby Imperial--japan » Sun May 22, 2011 8:33 am

Menassa wrote:
New East Ireland wrote:Bring it on! I'll kick the skittles out of your candy ass!
*rolls up sleeves and puts handgun away*

*hidden blades you in the face*

HEY!! :evil:
*two arms emerge from a portal and rip you in half*
*puts your remains in a tiny tiny box so you cant regenerate*
Grand Britannia wrote:
Fenexia and holochrome wrote:I want /pol/ to stay in /pol/.


/pol/ shitposted someone into the presidency, it's too late for you.
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New East Ireland
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Founded: Sep 25, 2010
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby New East Ireland » Sun May 22, 2011 8:33 am

Menassa wrote:
New East Ireland wrote:Bring it on! I'll kick the skittles out of your candy ass!
*rolls up sleeves and puts handgun away*

*hidden blades you in the face*

Ow! Use your fists like a man!
*punches you in the gut*
"A joke is a very serious thing."
- Winston Churchill


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Menassa
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Founded: Aug 11, 2010
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Postby Menassa » Sun May 22, 2011 8:35 am

Imperial--japan wrote:
Menassa wrote:*hidden blades you in the face*

HEY!! :evil:
*two arms emerge from a portal and rip you in half*
*puts your remains in a tiny tiny box so you cant regenerate*

*regenerates in the box*
your tiny box cant hold me!
*breaks out*
*hidden blades you in the face*
Radical Monotheist
Their hollow inheritance.
This is my god and I shall exalt him
Jewish Discussion Thread בְּ
"A missionary uses the Bible like a drunk uses a lamppost, not so much for illumination, but for support"
"Imagine of a bunch of Zulu tribesmen told Congress how to read the Constitution, that's how it feels to a Jew when you tell us how to read our bible"
"God said: you must teach, as I taught, without a fee."
"Against your will you are formed, against your will you are born, against your will you live, against your will you die, and against your will you are destined to give a judgement and accounting before the king, king of all kings..."
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Menassa
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Founded: Aug 11, 2010
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Postby Menassa » Sun May 22, 2011 8:36 am

New East Ireland wrote:
Menassa wrote:*hidden blades you in the face*

Ow! Use your fists like a man!
*punches you in the gut*

*brass knuckles you in the gut*
Radical Monotheist
Their hollow inheritance.
This is my god and I shall exalt him
Jewish Discussion Thread בְּ
"A missionary uses the Bible like a drunk uses a lamppost, not so much for illumination, but for support"
"Imagine of a bunch of Zulu tribesmen told Congress how to read the Constitution, that's how it feels to a Jew when you tell us how to read our bible"
"God said: you must teach, as I taught, without a fee."
"Against your will you are formed, against your will you are born, against your will you live, against your will you die, and against your will you are destined to give a judgement and accounting before the king, king of all kings..."
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Imperial--japan
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Founded: Nov 24, 2010
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Postby Imperial--japan » Sun May 22, 2011 8:36 am

Menassa wrote:
Imperial--japan wrote:HEY!! :evil:
*two arms emerge from a portal and rip you in half*
*puts your remains in a tiny tiny box so you cant regenerate*

*regenerates in the box*
your tiny box cant hold me!
*breaks out*
*hidden blades you in the face*

*uses Aura to heal self*
*shoves a holy cross into your eye*
Now you can stop or you can play with cerberus...
Grand Britannia wrote:
Fenexia and holochrome wrote:I want /pol/ to stay in /pol/.


/pol/ shitposted someone into the presidency, it's too late for you.
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New East Ireland
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Founded: Sep 25, 2010
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby New East Ireland » Sun May 22, 2011 8:37 am

Menassa wrote:
New East Ireland wrote:Ow! Use your fists like a man!
*punches you in the gut*

*brass knuckles you in the gut*

*punches you in the face*
"A joke is a very serious thing."
- Winston Churchill


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Menassa
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Founded: Aug 11, 2010
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Postby Menassa » Sun May 22, 2011 8:38 am

Imperial--japan wrote:
Menassa wrote:*regenerates in the box*
your tiny box cant hold me!
*breaks out*
*hidden blades you in the face*

*uses Aura to heal self*
*shoves a holy cross into your eye*
Now you can stop or you can play with cerberus...

*picks out the cross*
*throws a sword at you*
why I have only just begun
Radical Monotheist
Their hollow inheritance.
This is my god and I shall exalt him
Jewish Discussion Thread בְּ
"A missionary uses the Bible like a drunk uses a lamppost, not so much for illumination, but for support"
"Imagine of a bunch of Zulu tribesmen told Congress how to read the Constitution, that's how it feels to a Jew when you tell us how to read our bible"
"God said: you must teach, as I taught, without a fee."
"Against your will you are formed, against your will you are born, against your will you live, against your will you die, and against your will you are destined to give a judgement and accounting before the king, king of all kings..."
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Imperial--japan
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Founded: Nov 24, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Imperial--japan » Sun May 22, 2011 8:38 am

Menassa wrote:
Imperial--japan wrote:*uses Aura to heal self*
*shoves a holy cross into your eye*
Now you can stop or you can play with cerberus...

*picks out the cross*
*throws a sword at you*
why I have only just begun

*flies up and dodges the sword*
*fires a fireball at you*
Grand Britannia wrote:
Fenexia and holochrome wrote:I want /pol/ to stay in /pol/.


/pol/ shitposted someone into the presidency, it's too late for you.
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Menassa
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Founded: Aug 11, 2010
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Postby Menassa » Sun May 22, 2011 8:39 am

Imperial--japan wrote:
Menassa wrote:*picks out the cross*
*throws a sword at you*
why I have only just begun

*flies up and dodges the sword*
*fires a fireball at you*

*catches the fireball*
*transforms it into lighting and shoots it back*
Radical Monotheist
Their hollow inheritance.
This is my god and I shall exalt him
Jewish Discussion Thread בְּ
"A missionary uses the Bible like a drunk uses a lamppost, not so much for illumination, but for support"
"Imagine of a bunch of Zulu tribesmen told Congress how to read the Constitution, that's how it feels to a Jew when you tell us how to read our bible"
"God said: you must teach, as I taught, without a fee."
"Against your will you are formed, against your will you are born, against your will you live, against your will you die, and against your will you are destined to give a judgement and accounting before the king, king of all kings..."
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Nationstatelandsville
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Founded: Apr 27, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun May 22, 2011 8:41 am

Unable to figure out what's going on, NSLV reacted the way anyone would... by spitting on Menassa.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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Menassa
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Postby Menassa » Sun May 22, 2011 8:41 am

Nationstatelandsville wrote:Unable to figure out what's going on, NSLV reacted the way anyone would... by spitting on Menassa.

:rofl:
Radical Monotheist
Their hollow inheritance.
This is my god and I shall exalt him
Jewish Discussion Thread בְּ
"A missionary uses the Bible like a drunk uses a lamppost, not so much for illumination, but for support"
"Imagine of a bunch of Zulu tribesmen told Congress how to read the Constitution, that's how it feels to a Jew when you tell us how to read our bible"
"God said: you must teach, as I taught, without a fee."
"Against your will you are formed, against your will you are born, against your will you live, against your will you die, and against your will you are destined to give a judgement and accounting before the king, king of all kings..."
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