The Flaming Wombat - part D

[The Great Watchers]

Saura, don't get too drunk, not like yesterday"

I won't.

There, now you are decent.

Half-decent.
*Points to bikini top*

Just say when you don't want anymore.

Sure!
*Nods*

Hmm.
*gives you suit of armor*
Wear this!

[Chaos Crescent]

Hmm.
*gives you suit of armor*
Wear this!

Excessive.
*hands drinks to all*

[The Great Watchers]

At least he referenced an older episode.

Points to last post*

*In Mr. T's voice*
I saw your last post, foo!

[New East Ireland]

*helmet breaks and falls apart, revealing my true face*

Was there something you wanted to prove Watchers?

*picture loads*
Oh. Hi, L. And nah. However, I DID prove your man-ishness.

Clearly, you have no clue about my abilities to switch gender when I wish. This is only my male face, so actually, the joke is on you.
...
Are you going to eat that piece of cake?

[Wazkyraque]

At least he referenced an older episode.

Yeah...that's when I wasn't embarrassed to watch it

Points to post*
THAT WASN'T A SPONGEBOB REFERENCE!!!

[Saurisisia]

I won't.


Half-decent.
*Points to bikini top*


Sure!
*Nods*

Hmm.
*gives you suit of armor*
Wear this!

Oh. Sure!
*Puts it on, slipping it over my half-naked chest*

[Biernackia]

Yeah...that's when I wasn't embarrassed to watch it

Points to post*
THAT WASN'T A SPONGEBOB REFERENCE!!!

Still it was on it.....

[The Third Weeg]

*walks in, throws jacket to the ground*
I. HATE. WEDDINGS.
*throws self onto lounge chair and starts drinking a bottle of water*

[Wazkyraque]

Points to post*
THAT WASN'T A SPONGEBOB REFERENCE!!!

Still it was on it.....

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Playing%20the%20world%27s%20saddest%20song%20on%20the%20world%27s%20smallest%20violin

[The Great Watchers]

*picture loads*
Oh. Hi, L. And nah. However, I DID prove your man-ishness.

Clearly, you have no clue about my abilities to switch gender when I wish. This is only my male face, so actually, the joke is on you.
...
Are you going to eat that piece of cake?

Why, you! You are NO mortal! You have an ability to shift sex when you so choose!!!
And, no, you can have that cake.

[Wazkyraque]

*walks in, throws jacket to the ground*
I. HATE. WEDDINGS.
*throws self onto lounge chair and starts drinking a bottle of water*

Hi There!"

[Shnercropolis]

*materializes, apparently dead of boredom*

[The Great Watchers]

Still it was on it.....

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Playing%20the%20world%27s%20saddest%20song%20on%20the%20world%27s%20smallest%20violin

U MAD?

[The Third Weeg]

*walks in, throws jacket to the ground*
I. HATE. WEDDINGS.
*throws self onto lounge chair and starts drinking a bottle of water*

Hi There!"

*waves weakly*
Hello.
*continues drinking*

[Biernackia]

Still it was on it.....

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Playing%20the%20world%27s%20saddest%20song%20on%20the%20world%27s%20smallest%20violin

I sometimes hate you.....

[Wazkyraque]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Playing%20the%20world%27s%20saddest%20song%20on%20the%20world%27s%20smallest%20violin

U MAD?

Why?"

[Saurisisia]

Hmm.
*gives you suit of armor*
Wear this!

Oh. Sure!
*Puts it on, slipping it over my half-naked chest*

*Turns to Watch, putting hands on hips*
That better?

[The Great Watchers]

*walks in, throws jacket to the ground*
I. HATE. WEDDINGS.
*throws self onto lounge chair and starts drinking a bottle of water*

Lol. Rai gave me the inside scoop. How was it?

[Wazkyraque]

Oh. Sure!
*Puts it on, slipping it over my half-naked chest*

*Turns to Watch, putting hands on hips*
That better?

Wait she was half naked?!"

[New East Ireland]

Clearly, you have no clue about my abilities to switch gender when I wish. This is only my male face, so actually, the joke is on you.
...
Are you going to eat that piece of cake?

Why, you! You are NO mortal! You have an ability to shift sex when you so choose!!!
And, no, you can have that cake.

I would tell you what I really am, but it would only make your mind implode...

*crawls over to the cake and examines it*

You're sure I can't have some? Just a tiny bite...

[Chaos Crescent]

Oh. Sure!
*Puts it on, slipping it over my half-naked chest*

*Turns to Watch, putting hands on hips*
That better?

*gives drink and dunks own head into barrel of alcohol*

[Saurisisia]

*Turns to Watch, putting hands on hips*
That better?

Wait she was half naked?!"

I was clad in only a bikini for a couple hours.

[The Third Weeg]

*walks in, throws jacket to the ground*
I. HATE. WEDDINGS.
*throws self onto lounge chair and starts drinking a bottle of water*

Lol. Rai gave me the inside scoop. How was it?

It sucked balls, to put it mildly.
Hot as hell, mosquitoes EVERYWHERE, no food except for bread and butter, terrible music, and Rai kept telling me to cheer up.
I don't know about you, but it's hard to be cheerful when you've got a high-pitched whine flying around your head and you're on an empty stomach.

[Saurisisia]

*Turns to Watch, putting hands on hips*
That better?

*gives drink and dunks own head into barrel of alcohol*

*Nods*
Danke!
*Sips drink*

[Biernackia]

*Turns to Watch, putting hands on hips*
That better?

*gives drink and dunks own head into barrel of alcohol*

I prefer a bucket of ice water....