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Toiletdonia
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Postby Toiletdonia » Sun May 22, 2011 12:55 pm

Hey everyone. How are you?
Trust member in Taltos industry!
10th December 2009-10th December 2010!
I do weddings! And I'm probably official as well!
I'm English and not very proud of it!
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Jalanat wrote:Or like that time I misheard something my mom said about the rain and I thought that rain was made of dirty goats for 5 months.

Jalanat wrote:I hope you weren't trying to call me a reindeer, we mooselike are a hundred times better than the reindeerlike. Stupid reindeers. Oh, look at me, I am a reindeer, look at my not so big antlers which look ugly compared to mooses, oooh look at me, I am a reindeer, I am flying in the sky pulling a fat man in red clothes in a sled.
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Homosexy
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Postby Homosexy » Sun May 22, 2011 12:55 pm

Esternial wrote:
The Nuclear Fist wrote:Yep. It went off pretty bad. Got nuclear waste everywhere. Took forever to clean up.

Curse you and my wild imagination...

:rofl:
Hii!! My name is Shellby. Yes, I am a girl. Yes, that is me in my flag. :)
There's only us. There's only this. Forget regret, or life is yours to miss. No other road, no other way. No day but today.
Love and expression, not hate and oppression!!~

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Chaos masters
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Postby Chaos masters » Sun May 22, 2011 12:56 pm

New East Ireland wrote:
Chaos masters wrote:Tired, need to get back to work on next years project, you?

Bored. And tired. And hungry. So a normal day.

Yea, but in less than 20 days I get to start another spree of mass sodemy and murders, ahh the danish were the most fun. This year Im thinking Guatamala
Well maybe you could have bitched at them, thats all you seem to be good for huh?!Cm the mistress of bitch that's what they should call you. Seriously Five ancient sages of bitchdom gathered one day on the peaks of Mount Bitch to proclaim your birth. And 100 years, when all the bitch stars had aligned you were born and made everybodies life a living hell BECAUSE YOU ARE SUCH A BITCH!
Mushet wrote:
Galloism wrote:Those are some of my titles, yes.

Your only claim to fame on F7 is your wife and how you like to force choke her with your lightsaber
The God Eris of F7, don't like it? I will fight you for it.
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The Great Watchers
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Postby The Great Watchers » Sun May 22, 2011 12:56 pm

Homosexy wrote:
The Great Watchers wrote:Apparently, the un-auto-tuned one was supposed to be pretty good. I haven't investigated yet.

*gags and pukes everywhere*
That's my reaction to the un-auto-tuned version. Especially as a singer myself.

I shall grab my puke-bucket for my investigation into that song.
Captain of F7
New East Ireland wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:What is it?

A fuckton of porn.

Coffee Cakes wrote:I'll fap to that. :lol:


Lazssia wrote:
Mosasauria wrote:*Walks in*
So.
*Summons Void Gear*
What's happened?

Well, we have finally seen the face of Watchy. And it is magnificent.
Economic Left/Right: 1.75
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -0.62
"What a piece of work is man..."
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Homosexy
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Postby Homosexy » Sun May 22, 2011 12:57 pm

The Great Watchers wrote:
Homosexy wrote:*gags and pukes everywhere*
That's my reaction to the un-auto-tuned version. Especially as a singer myself.

I shall grab my puke-bucket for my investigation into that song.

You might want to.
Hii!! My name is Shellby. Yes, I am a girl. Yes, that is me in my flag. :)
There's only us. There's only this. Forget regret, or life is yours to miss. No other road, no other way. No day but today.
Love and expression, not hate and oppression!!~

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Nationstatelandsville
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun May 22, 2011 12:58 pm

The Great Watchers wrote:
Homosexy wrote:*gags and pukes everywhere*
That's my reaction to the un-auto-tuned version. Especially as a singer myself.

I shall grab my puke-bucket for my investigation into that song.

You're going need to a lot more then a puke bucket.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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The Great Watchers
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Postby The Great Watchers » Sun May 22, 2011 12:59 pm

The Great Watchers wrote:
Homosexy wrote:*gags and pukes everywhere*
That's my reaction to the un-auto-tuned version. Especially as a singer myself.

I shall grab my puke-bucket for my investigation into that song.

On an unrelated note, my Mom made me laugh when she said this about our Florida heat:
"It is hot as hell out there!"
Captain of F7
New East Ireland wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:What is it?

A fuckton of porn.

Coffee Cakes wrote:I'll fap to that. :lol:


Lazssia wrote:
Mosasauria wrote:*Walks in*
So.
*Summons Void Gear*
What's happened?

Well, we have finally seen the face of Watchy. And it is magnificent.
Economic Left/Right: 1.75
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -0.62
"What a piece of work is man..."
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Esternial
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Postby Esternial » Sun May 22, 2011 12:59 pm

Chaos masters wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Well... if I have to be a zombie, can keep all of appendages?

Meh, I just cut off the most valued one all of you men have.

I'll take care of BL's personally, with a chainsaw.
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New East Ireland
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Postby New East Ireland » Sun May 22, 2011 12:59 pm

Chaos masters wrote:
New East Ireland wrote:Bored. And tired. And hungry. So a normal day.

Yea, but in less than 20 days I get to start another spree of mass sodemy and murders, ahh the danish were the most fun. This year Im thinking Guatamala

I could help ya know... I just discovered that I have Jack the Ripper's mind. That's when I figured out what I had the top hat, cape, suit, and sword for.
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The Great Watchers
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Postby The Great Watchers » Sun May 22, 2011 12:59 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
The Great Watchers wrote:I shall grab my puke-bucket for my investigation into that song.

You're going need to a lot more then a puke bucket.

A puke-tanker.
Captain of F7
New East Ireland wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:What is it?

A fuckton of porn.

Coffee Cakes wrote:I'll fap to that. :lol:


Lazssia wrote:
Mosasauria wrote:*Walks in*
So.
*Summons Void Gear*
What's happened?

Well, we have finally seen the face of Watchy. And it is magnificent.
Economic Left/Right: 1.75
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -0.62
"What a piece of work is man..."
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Nationstatelandsville
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun May 22, 2011 1:00 pm

The Great Watchers wrote:
The Great Watchers wrote:I shall grab my puke-bucket for my investigation into that song.

On an unrelated note, my Mom made me laugh when she said this about our Florida heat:
"It is hot as hell out there!"


I knew it! We are in hell! Unfortunately, hell isn't much of an improvement from the real world.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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Esternial
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Postby Esternial » Sun May 22, 2011 1:00 pm

The Great Watchers wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote: You're going need to a lot more then a puke bucket.

A puke-tanker.

Or you could use America.
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Imperial--japan
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Postby Imperial--japan » Sun May 22, 2011 1:00 pm

*disects babies*
Grand Britannia wrote:
Fenexia and holochrome wrote:I want /pol/ to stay in /pol/.


/pol/ shitposted someone into the presidency, it's too late for you.
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Homosexy
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Postby Homosexy » Sun May 22, 2011 1:01 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
The Great Watchers wrote:On an unrelated note, my Mom made me laugh when she said this about our Florida heat:
"It is hot as hell out there!"


I knew it! We are in hell! Unfortunately, hell isn't much of an improvement from the real world.

It's pretty nice on the ocean out here. :)
Hii!! My name is Shellby. Yes, I am a girl. Yes, that is me in my flag. :)
There's only us. There's only this. Forget regret, or life is yours to miss. No other road, no other way. No day but today.
Love and expression, not hate and oppression!!~

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Hetalia Dakota
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Postby Hetalia Dakota » Sun May 22, 2011 1:01 pm

Imperial--japan wrote:*disects babies*

O.O
Forum Seven's Precious Preschooler. :D
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Nationstatelandsville
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun May 22, 2011 1:01 pm

Esternial wrote:
The Great Watchers wrote:A puke-tanker.

Or you could use America.


Synonyms.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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The Great Watchers
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Postby The Great Watchers » Sun May 22, 2011 1:01 pm

Esternial wrote:
The Great Watchers wrote:A puke-tanker.

Or you could use America.

Was that a burn? :eyebrow:
Hmph! I enjoy my country very much. :p
Captain of F7
New East Ireland wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:What is it?

A fuckton of porn.

Coffee Cakes wrote:I'll fap to that. :lol:


Lazssia wrote:
Mosasauria wrote:*Walks in*
So.
*Summons Void Gear*
What's happened?

Well, we have finally seen the face of Watchy. And it is magnificent.
Economic Left/Right: 1.75
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -0.62
"What a piece of work is man..."
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Homosexy
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Postby Homosexy » Sun May 22, 2011 1:02 pm

Mkay all. I gotta go for a bit. Go pick up some clothing that I left at my friend's house, my wallet, my phone charger, one of my shoes... yeah don't ask. I'll be back laterz!!~
Hii!! My name is Shellby. Yes, I am a girl. Yes, that is me in my flag. :)
There's only us. There's only this. Forget regret, or life is yours to miss. No other road, no other way. No day but today.
Love and expression, not hate and oppression!!~

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The Nuclear Fist
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Postby The Nuclear Fist » Sun May 22, 2011 1:02 pm

Imperial--japan wrote:*disects babies*

*adorns labcoat*
*scrawls notes down on a clipboard*
How goes the experiment? Have the babies turned into Japanese Tentacle Monster Super Soldiers yet?
[23:24] <Marquesan> I have the feeling that all the porn videos you watch are like...set to Primus' music, Ulysses.
Farnhamia wrote:You're getting a little too fond of the jerkoff motions.
And you touch the distant beaches with tales of brave Ulysses. . .
THE ABSOLUTTM MADMAN ESCAPES JUSTICE ONCE MORE
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Esternial
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Postby Esternial » Sun May 22, 2011 1:02 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Esternial wrote:Or you could use America.


Synonyms.

The United States.
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Imperial--japan
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Postby Imperial--japan » Sun May 22, 2011 1:04 pm

The Nuclear Fist wrote:
Imperial--japan wrote:*disects babies*

*adorns labcoat*
*scrawls notes down on a clipboard*
How goes the experiment? Have the babies turned into Japanese Tentacle Monster Super Soldiers yet?

*throws you in an incinerator*
Grand Britannia wrote:
Fenexia and holochrome wrote:I want /pol/ to stay in /pol/.


/pol/ shitposted someone into the presidency, it's too late for you.
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Imperial--japan
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Postby Imperial--japan » Sun May 22, 2011 1:05 pm

Hetalia Dakota wrote:
Imperial--japan wrote:*disects babies*

O.O

Not you, You are my favorite. :hug:
Grand Britannia wrote:
Fenexia and holochrome wrote:I want /pol/ to stay in /pol/.


/pol/ shitposted someone into the presidency, it's too late for you.
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Nationstatelandsville
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun May 22, 2011 1:05 pm

Imperial--japan wrote:
The Nuclear Fist wrote:*adorns labcoat*
*scrawls notes down on a clipboard*
How goes the experiment? Have the babies turned into Japanese Tentacle Monster Super Soldiers yet?

*throws you in an incinerator*


Wait... DISSECTING BABIES?! You sickos. Just dissect puppies and kitties.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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Planeta de los Muertos
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Postby Planeta de los Muertos » Sun May 22, 2011 1:06 pm

*Wakes up with massive headache.*

I got way too buzzed last night. *pops an entire bottle of aspirin*
A young merc terminally ill with cancer, I signed on for a government "human weapon" program: Weapon X. They got rid of the cancer like they promised...sorta...by melding an advanced healing factor to it. The gruesome experiments left me physically and mentally scarred, so they put me in a mental ward where the guards held a dead pool. I escaped and rose to infamy, partly a hero.

For falling in love with a physical avatar of Death, I was cursed with life. I pissed off a divine power so that I could be with her again, but it failed. After I got struck down by some powerful lighting, I came back to life...as a breathing corpse. Fuck.
Niece: Hetalia Dakota
Chaotic neutral til I'm gone for good!

I wrote:Bitch, please!
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Nationstatelandsville
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun May 22, 2011 1:07 pm

Planeta de los Muertos wrote:*Wakes up with massive headache.*

I got way too buzzed last night. *pops an entire bottle of aspirin*


(shoots asprin out of Planeta's head)

Did you forget our little discussion last night already?
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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