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Hathradic States
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Postby Hathradic States » Fri May 20, 2011 10:26 am

Gallade wrote:
Hathradic States wrote:Like one of the people I tutored who thought Austalia was in Europe. :palm:

Australia's not in Europe? Huh...

Nope. And Mongolia isn't the Central US, either.

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Postby Gallade » Fri May 20, 2011 10:27 am

Izandai wrote:
Gallade wrote:Australia's not in Europe? Huh...

I think it's in South America.

What, Texas? :p
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Postby Esternial » Fri May 20, 2011 10:39 am

Hathradic States wrote:
Gallade wrote:Australia's not in Europe? Huh...

Nope. And Mongolia isn't the Central US, either.

To me it is.
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Postby Lordieth » Fri May 20, 2011 10:59 am

When the UK government says 'Get your five a day', it isn't talking about how many portions of fruit and vegetables you should consume, rather how many times you'll visit the toilet if you do.
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Postby Planeta de los Muertos » Fri May 20, 2011 11:02 am

I gotta get ready for my brother's graduation.
A young merc terminally ill with cancer, I signed on for a government "human weapon" program: Weapon X. They got rid of the cancer like they promised...sorta...by melding an advanced healing factor to it. The gruesome experiments left me physically and mentally scarred, so they put me in a mental ward where the guards held a dead pool. I escaped and rose to infamy, partly a hero.

For falling in love with a physical avatar of Death, I was cursed with life. I pissed off a divine power so that I could be with her again, but it failed. After I got struck down by some powerful lighting, I came back to life...as a breathing corpse. Fuck.
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Postby Hetalia Dakota » Fri May 20, 2011 11:05 am

Planeta de los Muertos wrote:I gotta get ready for my brother's graduation.

Hai! *glomps.* :hug:
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Postby Planeta de los Muertos » Fri May 20, 2011 11:08 am

Hetalia Dakota wrote:
Planeta de los Muertos wrote:I gotta get ready for my brother's graduation.

Hai! *glomps.* :hug:

Since when did you speak Japanese? :hug:
A young merc terminally ill with cancer, I signed on for a government "human weapon" program: Weapon X. They got rid of the cancer like they promised...sorta...by melding an advanced healing factor to it. The gruesome experiments left me physically and mentally scarred, so they put me in a mental ward where the guards held a dead pool. I escaped and rose to infamy, partly a hero.

For falling in love with a physical avatar of Death, I was cursed with life. I pissed off a divine power so that I could be with her again, but it failed. After I got struck down by some powerful lighting, I came back to life...as a breathing corpse. Fuck.
Niece: Hetalia Dakota
Chaotic neutral til I'm gone for good!

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Hathradic States
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Postby Hathradic States » Fri May 20, 2011 1:27 pm

*pokes thread*

Hello?

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Izandai
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Postby Izandai » Fri May 20, 2011 1:27 pm

Hathradic States wrote:*pokes thread*

Hello?

*thread pokes you*
Shinkadomayaka wrote:
JUNCKS wrote:Ozzy is awesome but Jesus is awesomer

Hey, this is a church thread. No mentioning religion!

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:
Rambhutan wrote:
My blind porcupine takes exception to this


Your blind porcupine can read text? :blink:

Neanderthaland wrote:
Izandai wrote:I try to be a generous fuck. I'm more likely to have sex with someone more than once that way.

Although for some reason they always act insulted when I try to pay them to communicate how much I value sex.

Ism wrote:We don't dislike what Trump does because he's Trump, we dislike Trump because of what Trump does.

Fartsniffage wrote:
Telconi wrote:
Lots of people are evil, and most of them are closer to home than ISIS


Oooooh. The rare self burn.

Grenartia wrote:Authoritarianism is political sadomasochism, change my mind.
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Postby Hathradic States » Fri May 20, 2011 1:28 pm

Izandai wrote:
Hathradic States wrote:*pokes thread*

Hello?

*thread pokes you*

Since when are we in Soviet Efseven?

Liberals: Honestly I was wrong bout em.
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Postby Izandai » Fri May 20, 2011 1:30 pm

Hathradic States wrote:
Izandai wrote:*thread pokes you*

Since when are we in Soviet Efseven?

They used the twenty dollars you gave them to buy us.
Shinkadomayaka wrote:
JUNCKS wrote:Ozzy is awesome but Jesus is awesomer

Hey, this is a church thread. No mentioning religion!

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:
Rambhutan wrote:
My blind porcupine takes exception to this


Your blind porcupine can read text? :blink:

Neanderthaland wrote:
Izandai wrote:I try to be a generous fuck. I'm more likely to have sex with someone more than once that way.

Although for some reason they always act insulted when I try to pay them to communicate how much I value sex.

Ism wrote:We don't dislike what Trump does because he's Trump, we dislike Trump because of what Trump does.

Fartsniffage wrote:
Telconi wrote:
Lots of people are evil, and most of them are closer to home than ISIS


Oooooh. The rare self burn.

Grenartia wrote:Authoritarianism is political sadomasochism, change my mind.
Age subject to change without notice.
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Hathradic States
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Postby Hathradic States » Fri May 20, 2011 1:34 pm

Izandai wrote:
Hathradic States wrote:Since when are we in Soviet Efseven?

They used the twenty dollars you gave them to buy us.

Oh.

Liberals: Honestly I was wrong bout em.
I swear I'm not as terrible as you remember.
Sadly Proven Right in 2016
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Izandai
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Postby Izandai » Fri May 20, 2011 1:37 pm

Hathradic States wrote:
Izandai wrote:They used the twenty dollars you gave them to buy us.

Oh.

...You bastard.
Shinkadomayaka wrote:
JUNCKS wrote:Ozzy is awesome but Jesus is awesomer

Hey, this is a church thread. No mentioning religion!

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:
Rambhutan wrote:
My blind porcupine takes exception to this


Your blind porcupine can read text? :blink:

Neanderthaland wrote:
Izandai wrote:I try to be a generous fuck. I'm more likely to have sex with someone more than once that way.

Although for some reason they always act insulted when I try to pay them to communicate how much I value sex.

Ism wrote:We don't dislike what Trump does because he's Trump, we dislike Trump because of what Trump does.

Fartsniffage wrote:
Telconi wrote:
Lots of people are evil, and most of them are closer to home than ISIS


Oooooh. The rare self burn.

Grenartia wrote:Authoritarianism is political sadomasochism, change my mind.
Age subject to change without notice.
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Postby Hathradic States » Fri May 20, 2011 1:39 pm

Izandai wrote:
Hathradic States wrote:Oh.

...You bastard.

Sadly, I am. :(

Anyways, here is my new platform for Efseven:

Restructure Efseven's economy to be centred on lemon production
Support global warming so lemons can be grown in Canada and Alaska
Abolish the Womabt
Repeal the law of gravity
Make Hath sammiches

Approve?

Liberals: Honestly I was wrong bout em.
I swear I'm not as terrible as you remember.
Sadly Proven Right in 2016
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Postby Imperial--japan » Fri May 20, 2011 1:40 pm

*walks in*
Grand Britannia wrote:
Fenexia and holochrome wrote:I want /pol/ to stay in /pol/.


/pol/ shitposted someone into the presidency, it's too late for you.
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Izandai
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Postby Izandai » Fri May 20, 2011 1:42 pm

Hathradic States wrote:
Izandai wrote:...You bastard.

Sadly, I am. :(

Anyways, here is my new platform for Efseven:

Restructure Efseven's economy to be centred on lemon production
Support global warming so lemons can be grown in Canada and Alaska
Abolish the Womabt
Repeal the law of gravity
Make Hath sammiches

Approve?

The crossed out ones are no-no. But I'm not sure about the restructuring of our economy. I think we should focus on buying F7 back.
Shinkadomayaka wrote:
JUNCKS wrote:Ozzy is awesome but Jesus is awesomer

Hey, this is a church thread. No mentioning religion!

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:
Rambhutan wrote:
My blind porcupine takes exception to this


Your blind porcupine can read text? :blink:

Neanderthaland wrote:
Izandai wrote:I try to be a generous fuck. I'm more likely to have sex with someone more than once that way.

Although for some reason they always act insulted when I try to pay them to communicate how much I value sex.

Ism wrote:We don't dislike what Trump does because he's Trump, we dislike Trump because of what Trump does.

Fartsniffage wrote:
Telconi wrote:
Lots of people are evil, and most of them are closer to home than ISIS


Oooooh. The rare self burn.

Grenartia wrote:Authoritarianism is political sadomasochism, change my mind.
Age subject to change without notice.
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South Asia Minor
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Postby South Asia Minor » Fri May 20, 2011 1:45 pm

When people say lemon, I think schoolgirls.

Gotta love the Catholic upbringing.
I'm tired of living,
And scared of dying,
Max Berry has a point
Éirinn go Brách
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Hathradic States
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Postby Hathradic States » Fri May 20, 2011 1:45 pm

Izandai wrote:
Hathradic States wrote:Sadly, I am. :(

Anyways, here is my new platform for Efseven:

Restructure Efseven's economy to be centred on lemon production
Support global warming so lemons can be grown in Canada and Alaska
Abolish the Womabt
Repeal the law of gravity
Make Hath sammiches

Approve?

The crossed out ones are no-no. But I'm not sure about the restructuring of our economy. I think we should focus on buying F7 back.

The second one is essential in havign a lemon-based economy! D:

Oh, I can take care of that.

*summons the Hatheswehr*

Time for war! YEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAA!

Liberals: Honestly I was wrong bout em.
I swear I'm not as terrible as you remember.
Sadly Proven Right in 2016
Final text here.
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Izandai
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Postby Izandai » Fri May 20, 2011 1:49 pm

Hathradic States wrote:
Izandai wrote:The crossed out ones are no-no. But I'm not sure about the restructuring of our economy. I think we should focus on buying F7 back.

The second one is essential in havign a lemon-based economy! D:

Oh, I can take care of that.

*summons the Hatheswehr*

Time for war! YEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAA!

*turns into a dragon, summons my army of dragons/half-dragons and the entire Soviet armed forces, starts slaughtering them*
Shinkadomayaka wrote:
JUNCKS wrote:Ozzy is awesome but Jesus is awesomer

Hey, this is a church thread. No mentioning religion!

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:
Rambhutan wrote:
My blind porcupine takes exception to this


Your blind porcupine can read text? :blink:

Neanderthaland wrote:
Izandai wrote:I try to be a generous fuck. I'm more likely to have sex with someone more than once that way.

Although for some reason they always act insulted when I try to pay them to communicate how much I value sex.

Ism wrote:We don't dislike what Trump does because he's Trump, we dislike Trump because of what Trump does.

Fartsniffage wrote:
Telconi wrote:
Lots of people are evil, and most of them are closer to home than ISIS


Oooooh. The rare self burn.

Grenartia wrote:Authoritarianism is political sadomasochism, change my mind.
Age subject to change without notice.
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Hathradic States
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Postby Hathradic States » Fri May 20, 2011 1:51 pm

Izandai wrote:
Hathradic States wrote:The second one is essential in havign a lemon-based economy! D:

Oh, I can take care of that.

*summons the Hatheswehr*

Time for war! YEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAA!

*turns into a dragon, summons my army of dragons/half-dragons and the entire Soviet armed forces, starts slaughtering them*

*the Hatheswehr digs in, dragons from the Luftwaffe providing support, dropping bomblets on the ground forces and enaging the Soviet dragons with flame, tooth and claw*

Liberals: Honestly I was wrong bout em.
I swear I'm not as terrible as you remember.
Sadly Proven Right in 2016
Final text here.
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South Asia Minor
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Postby South Asia Minor » Fri May 20, 2011 1:52 pm

Izandai wrote:
Hathradic States wrote:The second one is essential in havign a lemon-based economy! D:

Oh, I can take care of that.

*summons the Hatheswehr*

Time for war! YEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAA!

*turns into a dragon, summons my army of dragons/half-dragons and the entire Soviet armed forces, starts slaughtering them*

It's funny because none of those things exist.
I'm tired of living,
And scared of dying,
Max Berry has a point
Éirinn go Brách
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Izandai
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Postby Izandai » Fri May 20, 2011 1:53 pm

South Asia Minor wrote:
Izandai wrote:*turns into a dragon, summons my army of dragons/half-dragons and the entire Soviet armed forces, starts slaughtering them*

It's funny because none of those things exist.

Hia, SAM! Long time no see. *finishes killing all the Soviets, summons the Soviet leaders, has them sign a paper giving F7 back to us, teleports them all away, changes back to human form* Well, that was fun.
Shinkadomayaka wrote:
JUNCKS wrote:Ozzy is awesome but Jesus is awesomer

Hey, this is a church thread. No mentioning religion!

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:
Rambhutan wrote:
My blind porcupine takes exception to this


Your blind porcupine can read text? :blink:

Neanderthaland wrote:
Izandai wrote:I try to be a generous fuck. I'm more likely to have sex with someone more than once that way.

Although for some reason they always act insulted when I try to pay them to communicate how much I value sex.

Ism wrote:We don't dislike what Trump does because he's Trump, we dislike Trump because of what Trump does.

Fartsniffage wrote:
Telconi wrote:
Lots of people are evil, and most of them are closer to home than ISIS


Oooooh. The rare self burn.

Grenartia wrote:Authoritarianism is political sadomasochism, change my mind.
Age subject to change without notice.
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Hathradic States
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Postby Hathradic States » Fri May 20, 2011 1:54 pm

South Asia Minor wrote:
Izandai wrote:*turns into a dragon, summons my army of dragons/half-dragons and the entire Soviet armed forces, starts slaughtering them*

It's funny because none of those things exist.

Neither does anything here. We are just words on a screen.

Liberals: Honestly I was wrong bout em.
I swear I'm not as terrible as you remember.
Sadly Proven Right in 2016
Final text here.
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South Asia Minor
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Postby South Asia Minor » Fri May 20, 2011 1:54 pm

Izandai wrote:
South Asia Minor wrote:It's funny because none of those things exist.

Hia, SAM! Long time no see. *finishes killing all the Soviets, summons the Soviet leaders, has them sign a paper giving F7 back to us, teleports them all away, changes back to human form* Well, that was fun.

Goddammit, do I know you too!?
Why can I never remember people?
I'm tired of living,
And scared of dying,
Max Berry has a point
Éirinn go Brách
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Hathradic States
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Postby Hathradic States » Fri May 20, 2011 1:55 pm

*goes back to my isolation now that my job is done*

Liberals: Honestly I was wrong bout em.
I swear I'm not as terrible as you remember.
Sadly Proven Right in 2016
Final text here.
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