Homosexy wrote:My friend up here just sent me a message that says "my morning horniness is ready for c*ck" I don't think he realized he sent it to me and not his boy-toy.
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by Astrolinium » Sat Apr 07, 2012 10:46 am
Homosexy wrote:My friend up here just sent me a message that says "my morning horniness is ready for c*ck" I don't think he realized he sent it to me and not his boy-toy.

by Former Wellboneland » Sat Apr 07, 2012 10:47 am
Potarius wrote:Former Wellboneland wrote:My own country, South Africa, ain't so metal either. I'm changing that, but I need a band name. We been through many, and right now we are The Combine.
Not a bad name.
I've got a name for a band I wanna get going once I get a bit more established in the Bay Area. Not saying it here like I did for my last project, though, because somebody fucking copied it. Oh well.
Tulija wrote:Immature; good comic relief.

by Ionian Knights » Sat Apr 07, 2012 10:51 am
Homosexy wrote:My friend up here just sent me a message that says "my morning horniness is ready for c*ck" I don't think he realized he sent it to me and not his boy-toy.


by Potarius » Sat Apr 07, 2012 10:51 am
Former Wellboneland wrote:Potarius wrote:
Not a bad name.
I've got a name for a band I wanna get going once I get a bit more established in the Bay Area. Not saying it here like I did for my last project, though, because somebody fucking copied it. Oh well.
I'm credited for bringing Metal into Salinas. I returned there and the metal is all gone and replaced by pop music. I'm leaving this town tomorrow.

by Alexlantis » Sat Apr 07, 2012 10:55 am
Individuality-ness wrote:You are Alex, NSG's writer and lead procrastinator. *nods* :P

by Former Wellboneland » Sat Apr 07, 2012 10:56 am
Tulija wrote:Immature; good comic relief.

by Auremena » Sat Apr 07, 2012 10:58 am
I used to live near there, back in '00-'01 for 8 months.Former Wellboneland wrote:I'm credited for bringing Metal into Salinas. I returned there and the metal is all gone and replaced by pop music. I'm leaving this town tomorrow.Potarius wrote:Not a bad name.
I've got a name for a band I wanna get going once I get a bit more established in the Bay Area. Not saying it here like I did for my last project, though, because somebody fucking copied it. Oh well.

by Homosexy » Sat Apr 07, 2012 10:59 am


by Ionian Knights » Sat Apr 07, 2012 11:01 am
Homosexy wrote:
It's a he. And I teased him a little bit, but I'm not going to go too far. He had to put up with the drunk calls and texts during spring break about the guys and/or girls I was involved with, I don't want to mess with him anymore, poor guy.

by Potarius » Sat Apr 07, 2012 11:01 am

by Former Wellboneland » Sat Apr 07, 2012 11:02 am
Tulija wrote:Immature; good comic relief.

by The Nuclear Fist » Sat Apr 07, 2012 11:04 am
And you touch the distant beaches with tales of brave Ulysses. . .Farnhamia wrote:You're getting a little too fond of the jerkoff motions.

by Former Wellboneland » Sat Apr 07, 2012 11:05 am
The Nuclear Fist wrote:The sound of ten thousand dying rats is as the collective sound of the lumbering, screeching movements of humanity.
Tulija wrote:Immature; good comic relief.

by Potarius » Sat Apr 07, 2012 11:05 am

by Potarius » Sat Apr 07, 2012 11:05 am
The Nuclear Fist wrote:The sound of ten thousand dying rats is as the collective sound of the lumbering, screeching movements of humanity.

by Homosexy » Sat Apr 07, 2012 11:05 am
Ionian Knights wrote:Homosexy wrote:It's a he. And I teased him a little bit, but I'm not going to go too far. He had to put up with the drunk calls and texts during spring break about the guys and/or girls I was involved with, I don't want to mess with him anymore, poor guy.
lol....
Even more funny...

by Lackadaisical2 » Sat Apr 07, 2012 11:09 am
The Republic of Lanos wrote:Proud member of the Vile Right-Wing Noodle Combat Division of the Imperialist Anti-Socialist Economic War Army Ground Force reporting in.

by Ionian Knights » Sat Apr 07, 2012 11:10 am

by Former Wellboneland » Sat Apr 07, 2012 11:20 am
Tulija wrote:Immature; good comic relief.

by Potarius » Sat Apr 07, 2012 11:20 am

by Former Wellboneland » Sat Apr 07, 2012 11:20 am
Potarius wrote:Alright good people, I'm off for the day.
Looks like I'm heading to the bar, hopefully with my formerly homeless roommate and now good friend, who will be starting work with me tonight. I've never actually trained a replacement before, but hey, there's always a first time for everything. And I'm always glad to help out.
Sayonara. Until next time, then.

Tulija wrote:Immature; good comic relief.

by Horsefish » Sat Apr 07, 2012 11:35 am

Areopagitican wrote:I'm not an expert in the field of moron, but what I think he's saying is that if you have to have sex with Shakira (or another dirty ethnic), at the very least, it must be part of a threesome with a white woman. It's a sacrifice, but someone has to make it.
Geniasis wrote:Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go bludgeon some whales to death with my 12-ft dick.
The Western Reaches wrote:I learned that YOU are the reason I embarrassed myself by saying "Horsefish" instead of "Seahorse" this one time in school.

by Grenartia » Sat Apr 07, 2012 11:36 am
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