The Eternal Thread - So NSG, What's Going On?

[Erinkita]

Depends. Do you have a giant slingshot or a wrecking ball or huge magnet or something?

Nonsense. You're a tiny little mouse critter type thingummy hanging on from a tree.

Hamster on a tightrope. I got skillz, bra.

[Lackadaisical2]

...

Are you the roadrunner?

Depends. Do you have a giant slingshot or a wrecking ball or huge magnet or something?

Just this acme brand roadrunner food and over-sized mallet.

[Erinkita]

Depends. Do you have a giant slingshot or a wrecking ball or huge magnet or something?

Just this acme brand roadrunner food and over-sized mallet.

Sweet! I'm totally hungry enough to ignore a mallet!

[Dyakovo]

Enjoying being on your own?

Yes. Although it's kind of intimidating to think that everything that needs to be done to keep a household running will now be done by me. Seems like a big responsibility.

Well, I already offered a solution to that...

On a more serious note: it is but I'm confident you can handle it.

[Dyakovo]

...

Are you the roadrunner?

Depends. Do you have a giant slingshot or a wrecking ball or huge magnet or something?

He's got a liver that can only be handled by a Hazmat team...
Is that close enough?

[Zeth Rekia]

Now that's an enjoyable cover.

[Erinkita]

Yes. Although it's kind of intimidating to think that everything that needs to be done to keep a household running will now be done by me. Seems like a big responsibility.

Well, I already offered a solution to that...

On a more serious note: it is but I'm confident you can handle it.

And I cannot help but giggle at the thought of it.

Confidence is contagious.

I have confidence in sunshine
I have confidence in rain
I have confidence that spring will come again
Besides which you see I have confidence in me

Now that's an enjoyable cover.

Wazzat?

[Lackadaisical2]

Just this acme brand roadrunner food and over-sized mallet.

Sweet! I'm totally hungry enough to ignore a mallet!

*insert double entendre here*

[Astrolinium]

Q: If Johnny has two apples and Susie has three apples, how many bananas does Ellen DeGeneres have?
A: Ecce Romani.

I'm feeling somewhat surrealist today. Porbably the fever. Yes, I know I spelled that wrong, I'm too lazy to go basck and fix it even though, by typing this, I'm expending ever more energy than it would take to fix that. Gotta love the human brain.

[Dyakovo]

Q: If Johnny has two apples and Susie has three apples, how many bananas does Ellen DeGeneres have?
A: Ecce Romani.

I'm feeling somewhat surrealist today. Porbably the fever. Yes, I know I spelled that wrong, I'm too lazy to go basck and fix it even though, by typing this, I'm expending ever more energy than it would take to fix that. Gotta love the human brain.

Actually, the answer is: None, she prefers tacos...


And where did you get a human brain?

[Astrolinium]

Q: If Johnny has two apples and Susie has three apples, how many bananas does Ellen DeGeneres have?
A: Ecce Romani.

I'm feeling somewhat surrealist today. Porbably the fever. Yes, I know I spelled that wrong, I'm too lazy to go basck and fix it even though, by typing this, I'm expending ever more energy than it would take to fix that. Gotta love the human brain.

Actually, the answer is: None, she prefers tacos...


And where did you get a human brain?

I stole it from the GOP. They weren't using it anyway.

[Erinkita]

Sweet! I'm totally hungry enough to ignore a mallet!

*insert double entendre here*

How do you get a double entendre out of that? Maybe I'm just hopelessly naive, but I cannot see it.

[Zeth Rekia]

Mm, maybe not.

[Astrolinium]

*insert double entendre here*

How do you get a double entendre out of that? Maybe I'm just hopelessly naive, but I cannot see it.

Mallets resemble phalluses.

[Dyakovo]

Actually, the answer is: None, she prefers tacos...


And where did you get a human brain?

I stole it from the GOP. They weren't using it anyway.

Well played.

[Erinkita]

How do you get a double entendre out of that? Maybe I'm just hopelessly naive, but I cannot see it.

Mallets resemble phalluses.

Ohhhhh... I was thinking of this kind.

[Dyakovo]

*insert double entendre here*

How do you get a double entendre out of that? Maybe I'm just hopelessly naive, but I cannot see it.

Mallet=phallus...

[Lackadaisical2]

*insert double entendre here*

How do you get a double entendre out of that? Maybe I'm just hopelessly naive, but I cannot see it.

Something along the lines of "I'd totally pound you".

[Norstal]

*insert double entendre here*

How do you get a double entendre out of that? Maybe I'm just hopelessly naive, but I cannot see it.

You're hungry enough you don't care if you're getting hammered by a mallet, I'm guessing.

[Zeth Rekia]

Wow, I smell like a dead animal...

[Dyakovo]

Mallets resemble phalluses.

Ohhhhh... I was thinking of this kind.

I was too, if your mind is far enough in the gutter it doesn't matter...

[Erinkita]

I get it now.

[Lackadaisical2]

I get it now.

See, theres more than one way to do it.

[Zeth Rekia]

This large ulcer on my lip isn't nice to me. I think our relationship is going down the drain.

[Dyakovo]

I get it now.

The comparison or the "mallet"?