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Posted:
Fri Feb 17, 2012 5:22 pmby Erinkita
Well, I've been lazy long enough. Time to clean behind the stove. It's nasty back there.
Love everyone. Bye-bye.
Posted:
Fri Feb 17, 2012 5:23 pmby New England and The Maritimes
Erinkita wrote:New England and The Maritimes wrote:I have extensive experience in this field. After about 20 hours your eyes start trying to close. By around 30 hours you're pretty much wide awake until you try to lay down. If you have things to do you can stay up for a very long time, just as long as those things involve moving around. I've never fallen asleep standing up, and I've stayed awake for 5 days at a time before.
Eeee! A fellow Asomnonaut!
I find when my insomnia's in full swing it doesn't matter whether I move around or lie still. I'm a puppet to the whims of the sleep gods.
It's not a medical condition or anything, I just will myself awake. If I let my body sit still while I'm at that point it seems to just jump into REM mode. I don't do it as much lately, because I have a long commute on the bus and I miss my stop when I pass out on it.
Posted:
Fri Feb 17, 2012 5:23 pmby Zeth Rekia
Amityville Horror is a funny movie.
Posted:
Fri Feb 17, 2012 5:24 pmby Nanatsu no Tsuki
Erinkita wrote:Well, I've been lazy long enough. Time to clean behind the stove. It's nasty back there.
Love everyone. Bye-bye.
Bye bye Erin!
Posted:
Fri Feb 17, 2012 5:26 pmby Creative Vikings
Erinkita wrote:Well, I've been lazy long enough. Time to clean behind the stove. It's nasty back there.
Love everyone. Bye-bye.
You sure you don't want me to through a flame-thrower over the ditch for you?
Posted:
Fri Feb 17, 2012 5:30 pmby Creative Vikings
Is there anyway to trade my pinkies for thumbs?
Posted:
Fri Feb 17, 2012 5:31 pmby Zeth Rekia
Creative Vikings wrote:Is there anyway to trade my pinkies for thumbs?
Hold your hands in front of you, hide your pinky, and cross your eyes.
Posted:
Fri Feb 17, 2012 5:32 pmby Nanatsu no Tsuki
I think I'm going to start bawling very soon. Drat.
Posted:
Fri Feb 17, 2012 5:36 pmby Creative Vikings
Zeth Rekia wrote:Creative Vikings wrote:Is there anyway to trade my pinkies for thumbs?
Hold your hands in front of you, hide your pinky, and cross your eyes.
That last part befuddles me
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:I think I'm going to start bawling very soon. Drat.
Dehydrations a bitch
Posted:
Fri Feb 17, 2012 5:46 pmby Zeth Rekia
Creative Vikings wrote:That last part befuddles me
Can't do that?
Posted:
Fri Feb 17, 2012 5:46 pmby New England and The Maritimes
Zeth Rekia wrote:Creative Vikings wrote:That last part befuddles me
Can't do that?
Just stare at your nose, silly!
Posted:
Fri Feb 17, 2012 5:51 pmby Nanatsu no Tsuki
I'm not interested in becoming a Jehovah's Witness. Thank you, but no thank you.
I have been polite, I have been friendly, I have tried my est. Must I be rude in order for them to get off my case? -_-
Posted:
Fri Feb 17, 2012 5:52 pmby New England and The Maritimes
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:I'm not interested in becoming a Jehovah's Witness. Thank you, but no thank you.
I have been polite, I have been friendly, I have tried my est. Must I be rude in order for them to get off my case? -_-
Have your husband speak to them. He knows their ways.
Posted:
Fri Feb 17, 2012 5:52 pmby Nanatsu no Tsuki
New England and The Maritimes wrote:Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:I'm not interested in becoming a Jehovah's Witness. Thank you, but no thank you.
I have been polite, I have been friendly, I have tried my est. Must I be rude in order for them to get off my case? -_-
Have your husband speak to them. He knows their ways.
He has. Several times.
Posted:
Fri Feb 17, 2012 5:53 pmby New England and The Maritimes
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:New England and The Maritimes wrote:Have your husband speak to them. He knows their ways.
He has. Several times.
I can't be rude. I'd need to bring a friend over to scare them away for me.
Posted:
Fri Feb 17, 2012 5:54 pmby Nanatsu no Tsuki
New England and The Maritimes wrote:Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:He has. Several times.
I can't be rude. I'd need to bring a friend over to scare them away for me.
Should I hire a mafioso?
Posted:
Fri Feb 17, 2012 5:56 pmby New England and The Maritimes
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:New England and The Maritimes wrote:I can't be rude. I'd need to bring a friend over to scare them away for me.
Should I hire a mafioso?
"Yous guys, you don't proselytize round here no more. I like yous, but the message of heaven on eart after the end of days is a bit loopy for my taste. I'd hate to break your kneecaps."
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Fri Feb 17, 2012 5:56 pmby Astrolinium
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:I'm not interested in becoming a Jehovah's Witness. Thank you, but no thank you.
I have been polite, I have been friendly, I have tried my est. Must I be rude in order for them to get off my case? -_-
Answer the door nude and covered in pudding. Repeatedly. With spiked hair.
I bet they'll leave you alone.
Posted:
Fri Feb 17, 2012 5:56 pmby Yoite
Geetings NSG, I have arrived.
Posted:
Fri Feb 17, 2012 5:57 pmby Nanatsu no Tsuki
New England and The Maritimes wrote:Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:Should I hire a mafioso?
"Yous guys, you don't proselytize round here no more. I like yous, but the message of heaven on eart after the end of days is a bit loopy for my taste. I'd hate to break your kneecaps."
"Or shank a bitch."
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Fri Feb 17, 2012 5:57 pmby Yoite
Astrolinium wrote:Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:I'm not interested in becoming a Jehovah's Witness. Thank you, but no thank you.
I have been polite, I have been friendly, I have tried my est. Must I be rude in order for them to get off my case? -_-
Answer the door nude and covered in pudding. Repeatedly. With spiked hair.
I bet they'll leave you alone.
You have kindled some . . . .stange memories *shudder*
Posted:
Fri Feb 17, 2012 5:57 pmby Nanatsu no Tsuki
Astrolinium wrote:Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:I'm not interested in becoming a Jehovah's Witness. Thank you, but no thank you.
I have been polite, I have been friendly, I have tried my est. Must I be rude in order for them to get off my case? -_-
Answer the door nude and covered in pudding. Repeatedly. With spiked hair.
I bet they'll leave you alone.
Ok, the mental image of that has just made my night.
Posted:
Fri Feb 17, 2012 5:58 pmby New England and The Maritimes
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:Astrolinium wrote:Answer the door nude and covered in pudding. Repeatedly. With spiked hair.
I bet they'll leave you alone.
Ok, the mental image of that has just made my night.
Answer the door with a strapon, and have gallo properly leashed up.
Posted:
Fri Feb 17, 2012 6:00 pmby Nanatsu no Tsuki
New England and The Maritimes wrote:Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:Ok, the mental image of that has just made my night.
Answer the door with a strapon, and have gallo properly leashed up.
We'll be run out of town for that one. But it would be fucking hilarious.
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Fri Feb 17, 2012 6:01 pmby Astrolinium
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:Astrolinium wrote:Answer the door nude and covered in pudding. Repeatedly. With spiked hair.
I bet they'll leave you alone.
Ok, the mental image of that has just made my night.
Glad to be of service.
