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by Crimson Blood » Mon Feb 13, 2012 9:14 am

by Republic of Tropical Partiers » Mon Feb 13, 2012 9:15 am
Better than nothing.
by Potarius » Mon Feb 13, 2012 9:15 am
Republic of Tropical Partiers wrote:Potarius wrote:
People got a full view of me... And a girl... While we were doing "things"... At a party.
With the door open.
While people were sitting by us.
Yes, I was drunk, and no, I don't remember a thing. I only know because every damn person at the party saw it. All 100+ people.
Oh dear lord!

by Erinkita » Mon Feb 13, 2012 9:15 am
Gallade wrote:Potarius wrote:
People got a full view of me... And a girl... While we were doing "things"... At a party.
With the door open.
While people were sitting by us.
Yes, I was drunk, and no, I don't remember a thing. I only know because every damn person at the party saw it. All 100+ people.
We've all been there one time or another.

by Republic of Tropical Partiers » Mon Feb 13, 2012 9:16 am
Crimson Blood wrote:Potarius wrote:
People got a full view of me... And a girl... While we were doing "things"... At a party.
With the door open.
While people were sitting by us.
Yes, I was drunk, and no, I don't remember a thing. I only know because every damn person at the party saw it. All 100+ people.
sad to say.... the same thing happened to me.....


by Gallade » Mon Feb 13, 2012 9:16 am

by Potarius » Mon Feb 13, 2012 9:16 am

by Republic of Tropical Partiers » Mon Feb 13, 2012 9:16 am

by Crimson Blood » Mon Feb 13, 2012 9:17 am

by Potarius » Mon Feb 13, 2012 9:17 am

by Crimson Blood » Mon Feb 13, 2012 9:18 am

by Republic of Tropical Partiers » Mon Feb 13, 2012 9:18 am


by Erinkita » Mon Feb 13, 2012 9:18 am

by Crimson Blood » Mon Feb 13, 2012 9:19 am

by Samuraikoku » Mon Feb 13, 2012 9:19 am
Potarius wrote:That's what they tell me. About that being impressive, I mean.
And It's not just heresay. I actually went to the party house the next day to investigate. The bed's frame was bent and the whole thing was leaning.

by Horsefish » Mon Feb 13, 2012 9:19 am
Potarius wrote:People got a full view of me... And a girl... While we were doing "things"... At a party.
With the door open.
While people were sitting by us.
Yes, I was drunk, and no, I don't remember a thing. I only know because every damn person at the party saw it. All 100+ people.

Areopagitican wrote:I'm not an expert in the field of moron, but what I think he's saying is that if you have to have sex with Shakira (or another dirty ethnic), at the very least, it must be part of a threesome with a white woman. It's a sacrifice, but someone has to make it.
Geniasis wrote:Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go bludgeon some whales to death with my 12-ft dick.
The Western Reaches wrote:I learned that YOU are the reason I embarrassed myself by saying "Horsefish" instead of "Seahorse" this one time in school.

by Gallade » Mon Feb 13, 2012 9:19 am

by Potarius » Mon Feb 13, 2012 9:21 am


by Horsefish » Mon Feb 13, 2012 9:21 am
Erinkita wrote:Potarius wrote:
Like that time I puked in a recycling bin full of bottles after double fisting 750ml bottles of Smirnoff and Sailor Jerry?
Yes, that kind of thing. Sure it'd suck at the time, but it's funny later. With me, most things that suck at the time still suck later. I've gotta go out and make some funny stories.
Areopagitican wrote:I'm not an expert in the field of moron, but what I think he's saying is that if you have to have sex with Shakira (or another dirty ethnic), at the very least, it must be part of a threesome with a white woman. It's a sacrifice, but someone has to make it.
Geniasis wrote:Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go bludgeon some whales to death with my 12-ft dick.
The Western Reaches wrote:I learned that YOU are the reason I embarrassed myself by saying "Horsefish" instead of "Seahorse" this one time in school.

by Potarius » Mon Feb 13, 2012 9:22 am
Horsefish wrote:Potarius wrote:People got a full view of me... And a girl... While we were doing "things"... At a party.
With the door open.
While people were sitting by us.
Yes, I was drunk, and no, I don't remember a thing. I only know because every damn person at the party saw it. All 100+ people.
New years eve, about two years ago. Me and my girlfirend go upstairs to her bed and things start happening. Come back down the next morning (I was pretty fucked) and apparently everyone heard everything. It went on for about an hour and a half. It must've been the best night of my life and I can't remember a thing

by Republic of Tropical Partiers » Mon Feb 13, 2012 9:22 am

by Samuraikoku » Mon Feb 13, 2012 9:22 am
Potarius wrote:She called me that morning.
From a pay phone.
The number she wrote on my forearm was washed away by all the puke I ralphed on it.

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