The Eternal Thread - So NSG, What's Going On?

[Dorlania]

I will now have to beat you, because Lion King is the best. Ever. Elton John and all.

A friend of mine told me she'd never seen The Lion King as a child. Why?

Her parents, being conservative homeschoolers, were told that the word "SEX" is written in the sky and that Disney was trying to subliminally induce young kids to have more sex. There's a bit on that "controversy" in its Wikipedia article.

Says nothing about it

[Nationstatelandsville]

Seriously. He's like a walking driving stereotype of Southerners. Good job Disney, good job.

Walking is correct; if he were a driving stereotype, he would be pulled over 90% of the movie.

Which probably would have made the movie better.

"Come on Lightnin', we have to (insert bullshit goal here)!"

"Sir, you're swerving. Please breath into this machine..."

"Aw shucks, Lightnin'! Looks like I'm getting my fi'th DUI! Least I ain't gay, though!"

Yep... soooooooooo much better.

[Caninope]

I will now have to beat you, because Lion King is the best. Ever. Elton John and all.

A friend of mine told me she'd never seen The Lion King as a child. Why?

Her parents, being conservative homeschoolers, were told that the word "SEX" is written in the sky and that Disney was trying to subliminally induce young kids to have more sex. There's a bit on that "controversy" in its Wikipedia article.

>Southern Baptist with conservative parents
>Also watched the Little Mermaid, marriage scene and all

Yeah, sometimes parents get too stirred up over the littlest things.

[Erinkita]

Meticulous planning
Tenacity spanning
Decades of denial
Is simply why I'll
Be king undisputed
Respected, saluted
And seen for the wonder I am
My teeth and ambitions are bared
Be prepared

Come stop your crying
It'll be alright
Just take me hand
HHold it tight
I will be protect you from all around you
I will be here dont you cry

I don't recognise that one.

[Christmahanikwanzikah]

A friend of mine told me she'd never seen The Lion King as a child. Why?

Her parents, being conservative homeschoolers, were told that the word "SEX" is written in the sky and that Disney was trying to subliminally induce young kids to have more sex. There's a bit on that "controversy" in its Wikipedia article.

Says nothing about it

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lion_K ... troversies

[Caninope]

Seriously. He's like a walking driving stereotype of Southerners. Good job Disney, good job.

Walking is correct; if he were a driving stereotype, he would be pulled over 90% of the movie.

Which probably would have made the movie better.

How exactly do they pay for things? That always bothered me.

[Nationstatelandsville]

I will now have to beat you, because Lion King is the best. Ever. Elton John and all.

A friend of mine told me she'd never seen The Lion King as a child. Why?

Her parents, being conservative homeschoolers, were told that the word "SEX" is written in the sky and that Disney was trying to subliminally induce young kids to have more sex. There's a bit on that "controversy" in its Wikipedia article.

That's actually "SFX", a trademark left behind by the animation company.

Thanks Wikipedia.

[Gidgetisms]

Come stop your crying
It'll be alright
Just take me hand
HHold it tight
I will be protect you from all around you
I will be here dont you cry

I don't recognise that one.

what?????
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIVaUcE4kAM

[Dorlania]

Mater is the worst.

Seriously. He's like a walking driving stereotype of Southerners. Good job Disney, good job.

I'm southern, were quite normal people, so F you Disney

[Christmahanikwanzikah]

A friend of mine told me she'd never seen The Lion King as a child. Why?

Her parents, being conservative homeschoolers, were told that the word "SEX" is written in the sky and that Disney was trying to subliminally induce young kids to have more sex. There's a bit on that "controversy" in its Wikipedia article.

>Southern Baptist with conservative parents
>Also watched the Little Mermaid, marriage scene and all

Yeah, sometimes parents get too stirred up over the littlest things.

The only one of my parents that ever actually gave a fuck about what I wanted to watch was my mother, who did not want me to watch the Simpsons.

Fuck. That. Noise.

[Erinkita]

I don't recognise that one.

what?????
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIVaUcE4kAM

Ohh, Tarzan. I only saw that once. I guess it didn't make much of an impression on me. Gorgeous song though. I've gotta watch this movie again.

[Caninope]

Seriously. He's like a walking driving stereotype of Southerners. Good job Disney, good job.

I'm southern, were quite normal people, so F you Disney

Yeah. I especially hated his "Like toooh-mater but with out the toh." That line bothered me.

[Gidgetisms]

what?????
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIVaUcE4kAM

Ohh, Tarzan. I only saw that once. I guess it didn't make much of an impression on me. Gorgeous song though. I've gotta watch this movie again.

grrrr well its your turn. Quote me sumpin

[Erinkita]

Ohh, Tarzan. I only saw that once. I guess it didn't make much of an impression on me. Gorgeous song though. I've gotta watch this movie again.

grrrr well its your turn. Quote me sumpin

From the brain that brought you the big ben caper
The head that made headlines in every newspaper

[Dorlania]

Walking is correct; if he were a driving stereotype, he would be pulled over 90% of the movie.

Which probably would have made the movie better.

"Come on Lightnin', we have to (insert bullshit goal here)!"

"Sir, you're swerving. Please breath into this machine..."

"Aw shucks, Lightnin'! Looks like I'm getting my fi'th DUI! Least I ain't gay, though!"

Yep... soooooooooo much better.

Or you know, use the magnet and drop them in those burning hot smelters

[Wazkyraque]

Walking is correct; if he were a driving stereotype, he would be pulled over 90% of the movie.

Which probably would have made the movie better.

"Come on Lightnin', we have to (insert bullshit goal here)!"

"Sir, you're swerving. Please breath into this machine..."

"Aw shucks, Lightnin'! Looks like I'm getting my fi'th DUI! Least I ain't gay, though!"

Yep... soooooooooo much better.

I kinda liked the idea of it for three seconds, thinking that Mater would be off screen most of the time, being that he would be in some form of car jail, probably getting bailed out in the end because any Disney film must have a happy ending...

[Nationstatelandsville]

I'm southern, were quite normal people, so F you Disney

Yeah. I especially hated his "Like toooh-mater but with out the toh." That line bothered me.

I hate Eric the Cable Guy completely and totally.

[Gidgetisms]

grrrr well its your turn. Quote me sumpin

From the brain that brought you the big ben caper
The head that made headlines in every newspaper

ok dont recognize that one

[Christmahanikwanzikah]

I can't use Toy Story, because that was when Pixar wasn't owned by Disney.

But hey, Ratatouille was fuckin' awesome.

[Dorlania]

I'm southern, were quite normal people, so F you Disney

Yeah. I especially hated his "Like toooh-mater but with out the toh." That line bothered me.

Ew, bad Disney. Cars is one of the only bad Pixar films

[Dorlania]

I can't use Toy Story, because that was when Pixar wasn't owned by Disney.

But hey, Ratatouille was fuckin' awesome.

It really T'was

[Wazkyraque]

Yeah. I especially hated his "Like toooh-mater but with out the toh." That line bothered me.

I hate Eric the Cable Guy completely and totally.

His name deserves a censor, good thing you thought ahead of me and put Eric instead of Larry.

[Erinkita]

"Come on Lightnin', we have to (insert bullshit goal here)!"

"Sir, you're swerving. Please breath into this machine..."

"Aw shucks, Lightnin'! Looks like I'm getting my fi'th DUI! Least I ain't gay, though!"

Yep... soooooooooo much better.

I kinda liked the idea of it for three seconds, thinking that Mater would be off screen most of the time, being that he would be in some form of car jail, probably getting bailed out in the end because any Disney film must have a happy ending...

Isn't it odd how all of the good Pixar movies are called Pixar movies in conversation, but people refer to Cars as a Disney movie. Everyone praises Pixar for the great things it produces, but all of the hatred for when they slip up gets heaped on Disney and Pixar emerges blameless.

[Zeth Rekia]

Guess i'm going to study rabies in human now. Where's my depression drinks. I gotta get set up and such for learning.

[Erinkita]

From the brain that brought you the big ben caper
The head that made headlines in every newspaper

ok dont recognize that one

A largely forgotten classic that will always be one of my favourites.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fD5DJX2QsXI