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PostPosted: Sun Dec 04, 2011 10:22 pm
by The Murtunian Tribes
Wazkyraque wrote:
Erinkita wrote:Yes, that'd work... There are a lot of applications for hot melted chocolate.

I feel weird for being slightly turned on by the thought of that.

Yea, well, you should.

PostPosted: Sun Dec 04, 2011 10:22 pm
by Erinkita
Zeth Rekia wrote:
Erinkita wrote:It would have to be customized to the insecurities of each particular owner.

Dolly: "You are not an android, my dear. But everyone else IS and android. They mustn't be had, they're very bad bad bad. You'll be an android too, in time, if you don't get rid of all the androids before they convert you."

I am genuinely scared by that. You're very good at this.

PostPosted: Sun Dec 04, 2011 10:22 pm
by Wazkyraque
The Murtunian Tribes wrote:
Wazkyraque wrote:How about Kwanza.

We all know we want to get tied up and violated on Kwanza.

Your name...IS BITCH!!!

Incorrect.
It is Skank and/or Slut.
Which is short for Zachary.

PostPosted: Sun Dec 04, 2011 10:23 pm
by Zeth Rekia
Coffee Cakes wrote:hm... 3 cups of hot cocoa with marshmallows hits the spot this time of day...

I like knives. They hit the spot too.

PostPosted: Sun Dec 04, 2011 10:24 pm
by Mosasauria
Goodnight all.

PostPosted: Sun Dec 04, 2011 10:25 pm
by The Murtunian Tribes
Wazkyraque wrote:
The Murtunian Tribes wrote:Your name...IS BITCH!!!

Incorrect.
It is Skank and/or Slut.
Which is short for Zachary.

As long as it's not Koonta Quinte (I had to have butchered that beyond belief).

PostPosted: Sun Dec 04, 2011 10:28 pm
by Coffee Cakes
Zeth Rekia wrote:
Coffee Cakes wrote:hm... 3 cups of hot cocoa with marshmallows hits the spot this time of day...

I like knives. They hit the spot too.


That... is kinda creepy... >.>

PostPosted: Sun Dec 04, 2011 10:29 pm
by The Murtunian Tribes
Zeth Rekia wrote:
Coffee Cakes wrote:hm... 3 cups of hot cocoa with marshmallows hits the spot this time of day...

I like knives. They hit the spot too.

For you or for someone else?

PostPosted: Sun Dec 04, 2011 10:30 pm
by Wazkyraque
The Murtunian Tribes wrote:
Wazkyraque wrote:Incorrect.
It is Skank and/or Slut.
Which is short for Zachary.

As long as it's not Koonta Quinte (I had to have butchered that beyond belief).

I'm happy it's not.
Could you imagine walking around the playground as a kid with that name.
I'm glad my name is Skank and/or Slut.

PostPosted: Sun Dec 04, 2011 10:31 pm
by Zeth Rekia
The Murtunian Tribes wrote:For you or for someone else?

For the androids. Always keep a knife nearby, lest and android is on the other side.

PostPosted: Sun Dec 04, 2011 10:32 pm
by The Murtunian Tribes
Wazkyraque wrote:
The Murtunian Tribes wrote:As long as it's not Koonta Quinte (I had to have butchered that beyond belief).

I'm happy it's not.
Could you imagine walking around the playground as a kid with that name.
I'm glad my name is Skank and/or Slut.

I imagine it's not too different then being named Barack Obama.

PostPosted: Sun Dec 04, 2011 10:35 pm
by Zeth Rekia
Erinkita wrote:I am genuinely scared by that. You're very good at this.

That's what Putt Putt said before he got kidnapped by the Queen of the Giant Planet-sized Bees... covered in razor blades.

PostPosted: Sun Dec 04, 2011 10:35 pm
by Erinkita
Zeth Rekia wrote:
The Murtunian Tribes wrote:For you or for someone else?

For the androids. Always keep a knife nearby, lest and android is on the other side.

"The Enrichment Center once again reminds you that android hell is a real place where you will be sent at the first sign of defiance."

PostPosted: Sun Dec 04, 2011 10:35 pm
by Erinkita
Zeth Rekia wrote:
Erinkita wrote:I am genuinely scared by that. You're very good at this.

That's what Putt Putt said before he got kidnapped by the Queen of the Giant Planet-sized Bees... covered in razor blades.

That's considerably less scary.

PostPosted: Sun Dec 04, 2011 10:36 pm
by Wazkyraque
The Murtunian Tribes wrote:
Wazkyraque wrote:I'm happy it's not.
Could you imagine walking around the playground as a kid with that name.
I'm glad my name is Skank and/or Slut.

I imagine it's not too different then being named Barack Obama.

At least you can make that name fun.
Barack O'Bombin'
B.O.
B to the O to the B-ama
B'Rack
Obama-Rama/Mama/Drama/Llama
Et Cetera.

PostPosted: Sun Dec 04, 2011 10:36 pm
by The Murtunian Tribes
Zeth Rekia wrote:That's what Putt Putt said before he got kidnapped by the Queen of the Giant Planet-sized Bees... covered in razor blades.

I thought that's what NF's blood was made out of.

PostPosted: Sun Dec 04, 2011 10:37 pm
by Erinkita
Wazkyraque wrote:
The Murtunian Tribes wrote:I imagine it's not too different then being named Barack Obama.

At least you can make that name fun.
Barack O'Bombin'
B.O.
B to the O to the B-ama
B'Rack
Obama-Rama/Mama/Drama/Llama
Et Cetera.

Image

PostPosted: Sun Dec 04, 2011 10:38 pm
by Wazkyraque
Erinkita wrote:
Wazkyraque wrote:At least you can make that name fun.
Barack O'Bombin'
B.O.
B to the O to the B-ama
B'Rack
Obama-Rama/Mama/Drama/Llama
Et Cetera.

Image

I would vote for that Afro.

PostPosted: Sun Dec 04, 2011 10:38 pm
by The Murtunian Tribes
Erinkita wrote:
Wazkyraque wrote:At least you can make that name fun.
Barack O'Bombin'
B.O.
B to the O to the B-ama
B'Rack
Obama-Rama/Mama/Drama/Llama
Et Cetera.

Image

I didn't know the Brady Bunch adopted a black kid.

PostPosted: Sun Dec 04, 2011 10:38 pm
by Erinkita
Wazkyraque wrote:
Erinkita wrote:
Image

I would vote for that Afro.

I'd go to war for the collar.

PostPosted: Sun Dec 04, 2011 10:41 pm
by Christmahanikwanzikah
Broke the 150 mph personal milestone! :D

PostPosted: Sun Dec 04, 2011 10:41 pm
by Zeth Rekia
I just got a BDSM issue. Fun stuff.

PostPosted: Sun Dec 04, 2011 11:10 pm
by Zeth Rekia
The Murtunian Tribes wrote:I thought that's what NF's blood was made out of.

He is the cosmos then.

PostPosted: Sun Dec 04, 2011 11:14 pm
by Coffee Cakes
Wishing the best to all my NSG friends for the next 3 days while i'm away.

PostPosted: Sun Dec 04, 2011 11:20 pm
by Planeta de los Muertos
Erinkita wrote:
Wazkyraque wrote:I would vote for that Afro.

I'd go to war for the collar.

I'd rape another nation's economy for those teeth.