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Posted: **Sun Dec 04, 2011 7:19 pm**

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Tiami wrote:My fiance will bitch slap you and bite your head off.

...That's true.

DO IT OR WE DRINK THE BLOOD OF YOUR BEST FRIEND!

(grabs Cakes)

Too conservative. Tastes bad.

Posted: **Sun Dec 04, 2011 7:20 pm**

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Tiami wrote:My fiance will bitch slap you and bite your head off.

...That's true.

DO IT OR WE DRINK THE BLOOD OF YOUR BEST FRIEND!

(grabs Cakes)

You'll find his blood is beer.

Posted: **Sun Dec 04, 2011 7:20 pm**

God or no God, Biblical figures can sing.

Posted: **Sun Dec 04, 2011 7:20 pm**

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
...That's true.

DO IT OR WE DRINK THE BLOOD OF YOUR BEST FRIEND!

(grabs Cakes)

Too conservative. Tastes bad.

With a pinch or two of salt...

Posted: **Sun Dec 04, 2011 7:21 pm**

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Tiami wrote:My fiance will bitch slap you and bite your head off.

...That's true.

DO IT OR WE DRINK THE BLOOD OF YOUR BEST FRIEND!

(grabs Cakes)

Yo... only 2 atheists are allowed to drink my blood...
You're not one of them.

Posted: **Sun Dec 04, 2011 7:21 pm**

Coffee Cakes wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
...That's true.

DO IT OR WE DRINK THE BLOOD OF YOUR BEST FRIEND!

(grabs Cakes)

Yo... only 2 atheists are allowed to drink my blood...
You're not one of them.

Am I?

Posted: **Sun Dec 04, 2011 7:22 pm**

Coffee Cakes wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
...That's true.

DO IT OR WE DRINK THE BLOOD OF YOUR BEST FRIEND!

(grabs Cakes)

Yo... only 2 atheists are allowed to drink my blood...
You're not one of them.

I'm Christian, and I drank your blood because it tasted like beer.

Posted: **Sun Dec 04, 2011 7:22 pm**

Coffee Cakes wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
...That's true.

DO IT OR WE DRINK THE BLOOD OF YOUR BEST FRIEND!

(grabs Cakes)

Yo... only 2 atheists are allowed to drink my blood...
You're not one of them.

I'm pretty sure he isn't interested in whether or not he's ALLOWED to.

Posted: **Sun Dec 04, 2011 7:24 pm**

The Murtunian Tribes wrote:
Coffee Cakes wrote:
Yo... only 2 atheists are allowed to drink my blood...
You're not one of them.

I'm pretty sure he isn't interested in whether or not he's ALLOWED to.

I'm a loose-cannon atheist, who doesn't follow the rules... but we don't have rules so uh... I guess all atheists are loose-cannons. Do we all get cop shows?

Posted: **Sun Dec 04, 2011 7:24 pm**

Indeos wrote:
Coffee Cakes wrote:
Yo... only 2 atheists are allowed to drink my blood...
You're not one of them.

Am I?

You're one of the 2.

Posted: **Sun Dec 04, 2011 7:25 pm**

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
The Murtunian Tribes wrote:I'm pretty sure he isn't interested in whether or not he's ALLOWED to.

I'm a loose-cannon atheist, who doesn't follow the rules... but we don't have rules so uh... I guess all atheists are loose-cannons. Do we all get cop shows?

We have to share one, like the interns have to share a Glock.

(Anyone who gets the reference gets one wish.)

Posted: **Sun Dec 04, 2011 7:25 pm**

The Murtunian Tribes wrote:
Coffee Cakes wrote:
Yo... only 2 atheists are allowed to drink my blood...
You're not one of them.

I'm pretty sure he isn't interested in whether or not he's ALLOWED to.

Doesn't matter, as a Pens fan, he's my bitc# anyway.

Posted: **Sun Dec 04, 2011 7:26 pm**

Coffee Cakes wrote:
Indeos wrote:
Am I?

You're one of the 2.

That's the first time I've had a reason to use that smiley in almost 12000 posts.

Posted: **Sun Dec 04, 2011 7:27 pm**

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
The Murtunian Tribes wrote:I'm pretty sure he isn't interested in whether or not he's ALLOWED to.

I'm a loose-cannon atheist, who doesn't follow the rules... but we don't have rules so uh... I guess all atheists are loose-cannons. Do we all get cop shows?

You get ONE. Deal with it.

Posted: **Sun Dec 04, 2011 7:28 pm**

Coffee Cakes wrote:
The Murtunian Tribes wrote:I'm pretty sure he isn't interested in whether or not he's ALLOWED to.

Doesn't matter, as a Pens fan, he's my bitc# anyway.

That's so far from the truth, the truth and you have divorced. She gets the kids.

The Murtunian Tribes wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
I'm a loose-cannon atheist, who doesn't follow the rules... but we don't have rules so uh... I guess all atheists are loose-cannons. Do we all get cop shows?

You get ONE. Deal with it.

You bitch. I demand a spin-off! AND GET ME A MONKEY SIDEKICK!

Posted: **Sun Dec 04, 2011 7:30 pm**

Indeos wrote:
Coffee Cakes wrote:
You're one of the 2.

That's the first time I've had a reason to use that smiley in almost 12000 posts.

And I caused it. H--- yeah!

Posted: **Sun Dec 04, 2011 7:30 pm**

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Coffee Cakes wrote:
Doesn't matter, as a Pens fan, he's my bitc# anyway.

That's so far from the truth, the truth and you have divorced. She gets the kids.

Sigged.

Posted: **Sun Dec 04, 2011 7:33 pm**

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Coffee Cakes wrote:
Doesn't matter, as a Pens fan, he's my bitc# anyway.

That's so far from the truth, the truth and you have divorced. She gets the kids.

The Murtunian Tribes wrote:You get ONE. Deal with it.

You bitch. I demand a spin-off! AND GET ME A MONKEY SIDEKICK!

No. You get 3 cameo's per yer year, and have a cockatoo.

Posted: **Sun Dec 04, 2011 7:34 pm**

The Murtunian Tribes wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
That's so far from the truth, the truth and you have divorced. She gets the kids.

You bitch. I demand a spin-off! AND GET ME A MONKEY SIDEKICK!

No. You get 3 cameo's per yer year, and have a cockatoo.

Can I train the cockatoo to go to law school?

Posted: **Sun Dec 04, 2011 7:36 pm**

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
The Murtunian Tribes wrote:No. You get 3 cameo's per yer year, and have a cockatoo.

Can I train the cockatoo to go to law school?

Yea, sure whatever. But I'm cutting your health insurance to cover the costs.

Posted: **Sun Dec 04, 2011 7:36 pm**

Jainism in India and Judaism in America have bizarre similarities.

Posted: **Sun Dec 04, 2011 7:37 pm**

Le bored.

Posted: **Sun Dec 04, 2011 7:37 pm**

The Murtunian Tribes wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Can I train the cockatoo to go to law school?

Yea, sure whatever. But I'm cutting your health insurance to cover the costs.

Whatever it takes. It'd be like Doogie Howser, but with lawyers instead of doctors and parrots instead of kids.

Posted: **Sun Dec 04, 2011 7:38 pm**

Tiami wrote:Le bored.

Watch porn.

Posted: **Sun Dec 04, 2011 7:38 pm**

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Tiami wrote:Le bored.

Watch porn.

Already had my daily allowance.

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