The Eternal Thread - So NSG, What's Going On?

[Coffee Cakes]

I hope not, but I'm a mess up, so I wouldn't doubt it.

Don't worry, you'll be in good company. I plan on taking over, anyhow.

[FoxTropica]

I'll see you in hell then?

I don't think I'll be so jolly about going to hell when and if actually wake up to find its real, mind...

Don't be so afraid of it. Hell will have some very interesting people in it, like me and at least half of NSG

I Know I'll see 90% of the people i like If i go to hell, Which is what most of my "Hell Won't be that bad" Jokes are based on, but i don't like the idea of eternal torment much...

That said, its 99.99% Guaranteed I'm going to hell, if its real, That changes to 100% if i take 3 of my most likely life paths after 16 years of age.....

[Coffee Cakes]

That's bad, but so funny.

If there's a Hell, he's probably right.

I hope not.
On him being right, I mean.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

If there's a Hell, he's probably right.

I hope not.
On him being right, I mean.

I hope there isn't a Hell.

[The Murtunian Tribes]

Fuck it. I guess we can start a coup.

[The Blaatschapen]

Don't be so afraid of it. Hell will have some very interesting people in it, like me and at least half of NSG

I Know I'll see 90% of the people i like If i go to hell, Which is what most of my "Hell Won't be that bad" Jokes are based on, but i don't like the idea of eternal torment much...

That said, its 99.99% Guaranteed I'm going to hell, if its real, That changes to 100% if i take 3 of my most likely life paths after 16 years of age.....

Eternal torment is equal to eternal bliss. Either way you'll end up numb. You need some bliss to truly feel the torment and despair.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Fuck it. I guess we can start a coup.

Done. I've overthrown Lucifer and put my future child in charge.

[Yoite]

I hope not.
On him being right, I mean.

I hope there isn't a Hell.

So do I, I would most certainly meet you all there.

[The Blaatschapen]

If there's a Hell, he's probably right.

I hope not.
On him being right, I mean.

Umm, considering that many of the NSGers do not follow the correct version of the bible (whichever that is) -> I guess I will be right in the case hell exists.

[Yoite]

Fuck it. I guess we can start a coup.

Done. I've overthrown Lucifer and put my future child in charge.

Your future child? What happened to Nightkill the Younger?

[Tiami]

I'll see you in hell then?

I don't think I'll be so jolly about going to hell when and if actually wake up to find its real, mind...

Don't be so afraid of it. Hell will have some very interesting people in it, like me and at least half of NSG

You can find the Devil and I getting wasted on his throne.
>_>
<_<

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Done. I've overthrown Lucifer and put my future child in charge.

Your future child? What happened to Nightkill the Younger?

He/she is my future child.

[The Blaatschapen]

Don't be so afraid of it. Hell will have some very interesting people in it, like me and at least half of NSG

You can find the Devil and I getting wasted on his throne.
>_>
<_<

You'll be sitting on his lap *nods*

[The Murtunian Tribes]

Done. I've overthrown Lucifer and put my future child in charge.

Your future child? What happened to Nightkill the Younger?

He's from the future, I guess.

[Tiami]

You can find the Devil and I getting wasted on his throne.
>_>
<_<

You'll be sitting on his lap *nods*

Ooooh, I'll be cared for in Hell?
Talk about quality service.

[The Blaatschapen]

You'll be sitting on his lap *nods*

Ooooh, I'll be cared in Hell?

Uhmm.... sure

[Tiami]

Ooooh, I'll be cared in Hell?

Uhmm.... sure

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Ah. I also hear congratulations are in order

Correct. The spawn is currently developing in my stomach. Nightkill took me up to his spaceship and preformed his strange experiments upon me, creating a bizarre half-Indian creature growing inside my body. Then it will release itself during the End Times and conquer humanity, defeating God and Satan during the Final Days, and leading humans, demons and angels into a new age where it will rule supreme over the ruins of the worlds.

That's gonna be one hell of a birth then!

It will release itself as a liquid form through all openings in my body, and gather on the floor, slowly changing into a solid mass of eldritch thing, and then it shall speak to God, and give one certain message.

"Come at me bro."

Your mistress is one-upping your reputation. Less then a few hours and she's reached your level of creepiness. Its growing exponentially. The child will truly be a great wonder.

Our spawn shall come, and it shall recreate the world in it's own bizarre image.

First, pain and agony will cross the globe, and decay the minds of those but the special few, eroding their will to serve that of our spawn.

Then, this bizarre thing will go to Hell, and destroy all the circles, reducing it to one. It will have a My Little Pony trivia duel with Satan, destroying the fallen angel. Once Lucifer is disabled, the spawn will feast upon his flesh, growing in power.

Then it will fight Death, and defeat it. Then it will find God.

Ultimately, the spawn will destroy Him, and then sit upon His throne.

Then he will rest*.

*Provided your definition of rest means shameful orgies with angels. Who lack genitals.

I need to get her back on the site.

[Yoite]

Your future child? What happened to Nightkill the Younger?

He/she is my future child.

Oh, I though they existed in present ti. . . . well, time isn't a linear construct so everything exists at any given moment.

[The Blaatschapen]

Uhmm.... sure

[Tiami]

Correct. The spawn is currently developing in my stomach. Nightkill took me up to his spaceship and preformed his strange experiments upon me, creating a bizarre half-Indian creature growing inside my body. Then it will release itself during the End Times and conquer humanity, defeating God and Satan during the Final Days, and leading humans, demons and angels into a new age where it will rule supreme over the ruins of the worlds.

It will release itself as a liquid form through all openings in my body, and gather on the floor, slowly changing into a solid mass of eldritch thing, and then it shall speak to God, and give one certain message.

"Come at me bro."

Our spawn shall come, and it shall recreate the world in it's own bizarre image.

First, pain and agony will cross the globe, and decay the minds of those but the special few, eroding their will to serve that of our spawn.

Then, this bizarre thing will go to Hell, and destroy all the circles, reducing it to one. It will have a My Little Pony trivia duel with Satan, destroying the fallen angel. Once Lucifer is disabled, the spawn will feast upon his flesh, growing in power.

Then it will fight Death, and defeat it. Then it will find God.

Ultimately, the spawn will destroy Him, and then sit upon His throne.

Then he will rest*.

*Provided your definition of rest means shameful orgies with angels. Who lack genitals.

I need to get her back on the site.

I wasn't aware that she even played NS.

[Tiami]

Do you like a good cooked sheep?
I do.

[Norstal]

There is a hell you go to when you die. It's called life. Or what the Buddhists call, reincarnation.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I need to get her back on the site.

I wasn't aware that she even played NS.

She doesn't post often.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

There is a hell you go to when you die. It's called life. Or what the Buddhists way more sexy and awesome Hindus call, reincarnation.

Fixed.