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Postby Zeth Rekia » Sat Dec 24, 2011 9:54 pm

Hathradic States wrote:Yeah. I am 18, she doesn't care about booze. Drugs, on the other hand...

Shit, I should never have disposed of my narcotic stash.
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Postby Conserative Morality » Sat Dec 24, 2011 9:55 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:Yeah, that excuses them.

Roman armies were dicks.

Were they?

Compare the conduct of the Roman Legions from the mid Republic to the early Empire to any other military organization of the day and you'll find that they were far from being 'dicks'.
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Postby Zeth Rekia » Sat Dec 24, 2011 9:57 pm

Mom needs to brush her teeth. Breath smells of cheese...
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Postby Planeta de los Muertos » Sat Dec 24, 2011 9:57 pm

3 minutes...
A young merc terminally ill with cancer, I signed on for a government "human weapon" program: Weapon X. They got rid of the cancer like they promised...sorta...by melding an advanced healing factor to it. The gruesome experiments left me physically and mentally scarred, so they put me in a mental ward where the guards held a dead pool. I escaped and rose to infamy, partly a hero.

For falling in love with a physical avatar of Death, I was cursed with life. I pissed off a divine power so that I could be with her again, but it failed. After I got struck down by some powerful lighting, I came back to life...as a breathing corpse. Fuck.
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Postby Hathradic States » Sat Dec 24, 2011 9:59 pm

The Murtunian Tribes wrote:
Hathradic States wrote:Yeah. I am 18, she doesn't care about booze. Drugs, on the other hand...

Alcohol=drug.

Not in her mind.

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Postby The Nuclear Fist » Sat Dec 24, 2011 9:59 pm

The Murtunian Tribes wrote:
The Nuclear Fist wrote:?

That you are of the Firstborn.

Certain depictions and ancient scriptures depict a being being created not by just God, but by all Gods, in their own image, before the creation of mankind; according to the legend, this being was abandoned by its haggard Creators. It was called the Firstborn. The Gods were so disturbed by what They created that They, using the combined powers of their many pantheons, banished it to the Abyss. The Gods forgot this heinous abomination, and went on to create mankind, giving it two sexes, feelings, and love.

The Firstborn, too powerful for even the Gods to keep from violently penetrating the virgin loins of the mortal world, would make seven attempts to escape, each time taking a piece of the earth back to its domain and each time being banished back to the Abyss. Fragments of time and space would form layers around this accursed nightmare corpse city, linked only to this world by the bloodstained pillars of Al Khali. Many conquerors claimed the city for their own, but eventually, the city was swallowed by the scorching sands, and forgotten for all time, until the Firstborn rose once more.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sat Dec 24, 2011 9:59 pm

Conserative Morality wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Yeah, that excuses them.

Roman armies were dicks.

Were they?

Compare the conduct of the Roman Legions from the mid Republic to the early Empire to any other military organization of the day and you'll find that they were far from being 'dicks'.


In that day? They were probably the best invaders one could ask for.

But that doesn't excuse them from being rapists and overly-destructive.
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Postby Zeth Rekia » Sat Dec 24, 2011 10:00 pm

The Nuclear Fist wrote:
The Murtunian Tribes wrote:That you are of the Firstborn.

Certain depictions and ancient scriptures depict a being being created not by just God, but by all Gods, in their own image, before the creation of mankind; according to the legend, this being was abandoned by its haggard Creators. It was called the Firstborn. The Gods were so disturbed by what They created that They, using the combined powers of their many pantheons, banished it to the Abyss. The Gods forgot this heinous abomination, and went on to create mankind, giving it two sexes, feelings, and love.

The Firstborn, too powerful for even the Gods to keep from violently penetrating the virgin loins of the mortal world, would make seven attempts to escape, each time taking a piece of the earth back to its domain and each time being banished back to the Abyss. Fragments of time and space would form layers around this accursed nightmare corpse city, linked only to this world by the bloodstained pillars of Al Khali. Many conquerors claimed the city for their own, but eventually, the city was swallowed by the scorching sands, and forgotten for all time, until the Firstborn rose once more.

Woo! Detroit!
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Postby The Nuclear Fist » Sat Dec 24, 2011 10:02 pm

Zeth Rekia wrote:Woo! Detroit!

Gonna get raped with your spinal cord in Detroit!
Rock City!
[23:24] <Marquesan> I have the feeling that all the porn videos you watch are like...set to Primus' music, Ulysses.
Farnhamia wrote:You're getting a little too fond of the jerkoff motions.
And you touch the distant beaches with tales of brave Ulysses. . .
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Postby The Murtunian Tribes » Sat Dec 24, 2011 10:02 pm

Zeth Rekia wrote:
The Nuclear Fist wrote:
Certain depictions and ancient scriptures depict a being being created not by just God, but by all Gods, in their own image, before the creation of mankind; according to the legend, this being was abandoned by its haggard Creators. It was called the Firstborn. The Gods were so disturbed by what They created that They, using the combined powers of their many pantheons, banished it to the Abyss. The Gods forgot this heinous abomination, and went on to create mankind, giving it two sexes, feelings, and love.

The Firstborn, too powerful for even the Gods to keep from violently penetrating the virgin loins of the mortal world, would make seven attempts to escape, each time taking a piece of the earth back to its domain and each time being banished back to the Abyss. Fragments of time and space would form layers around this accursed nightmare corpse city, linked only to this world by the bloodstained pillars of Al Khali. Many conquerors claimed the city for their own, but eventually, the city was swallowed by the scorching sands, and forgotten for all time, until the Firstborn rose once more.

Woo! Detroit!

Detroit wishes it was that good.
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Postby The Nuclear Fist » Sat Dec 24, 2011 10:03 pm

The Murtunian Tribes wrote:Detroit wishes it was that good.

Detroit is too ghetto for the Firstborn.
[23:24] <Marquesan> I have the feeling that all the porn videos you watch are like...set to Primus' music, Ulysses.
Farnhamia wrote:You're getting a little too fond of the jerkoff motions.
And you touch the distant beaches with tales of brave Ulysses. . .
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Postby Zeth Rekia » Sat Dec 24, 2011 10:04 pm

The Nuclear Fist wrote:
Zeth Rekia wrote:Woo! Detroit!

Gonna get raped with your spinal cord in Detroit!
Rock City!

Gonna get cauterized by child gangs in Detroit!
Rock City!
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Postby Wazkyraque » Sat Dec 24, 2011 10:05 pm

Ionian Knights wrote:
first born, first to die... 8)

Unless Vlad runs us all over with his Magical Murderous Tour Bus
^w^
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sat Dec 24, 2011 10:05 pm

The Nuclear Fist wrote:
The Murtunian Tribes wrote:Detroit wishes it was that good.

Detroit is too ghetto for the Firstborn.


The Firstborn's car would be stolen. The Firstborn doesn't have time for that kind of stress, he's busy razing the fields of Heaven and raping their women.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sat Dec 24, 2011 10:06 pm

Wazkyraque wrote:
Ionian Knights wrote:
first born, first to die... 8)

Unless Vlad runs us all over with his Magical Murderous Tour Bus
^w^


I feel like that should be the name of a Guns and Roses song.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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Postby Planeta de los Muertos » Sat Dec 24, 2011 10:06 pm

MERRY CHRISTMAS all the way from Atlanta!
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For falling in love with a physical avatar of Death, I was cursed with life. I pissed off a divine power so that I could be with her again, but it failed. After I got struck down by some powerful lighting, I came back to life...as a breathing corpse. Fuck.
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Postby Big Jim P » Sat Dec 24, 2011 10:06 pm

Zeth Rekia wrote:
The Nuclear Fist wrote:Gonna get raped with your spinal cord in Detroit!
Rock City!

Gonna get cauterized by child gangs in Detroit!
Rock City!


Now I have that song running through my head. Thanks.
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Postby Hathradic States » Sat Dec 24, 2011 10:08 pm

Big Jim P wrote:
Zeth Rekia wrote:Gonna get cauterized by child gangs in Detroit!
Rock City!


Now I have that song running through my head. Thanks.

I am playing it right now. \m/ 8)

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Postby Milks Empire » Sat Dec 24, 2011 10:09 pm

Ionian Knights wrote:
The Murtunian Tribes wrote:Marijuana dumbass.

no santa, means im goign to bed.
g'night noobcakes... :p

Noobcakes?
*gathers 11 highlanders and a bagpipe*
REVOOOOOOLT!!!!!!
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sat Dec 24, 2011 10:09 pm

Merry Christmas all.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sat Dec 24, 2011 10:09 pm

Milks Empire wrote:
Ionian Knights wrote:no santa, means im goign to bed.
g'night noobcakes... :p

Noobcakes?
*gathers 11 highlanders and a bagpipe*
REVOOOOOOLT!!!!!!


Woo, woo, woo!

(brings Mel Gibson)

Now go. Just keep him away from Jewish people.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sat Dec 24, 2011 10:10 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Merry Christmas all.


Merry Christmas, you crazy little sex maniac.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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Postby Wazkyraque » Sat Dec 24, 2011 10:12 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Wazkyraque wrote:Unless Vlad runs us all over with his Magical Murderous Tour Bus
^w^


I feel like that should be the name of a Guns and Roses song.

It probably is :P
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Postby Milks Empire » Sat Dec 24, 2011 10:12 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Milks Empire wrote:Noobcakes?
*gathers 11 highlanders and a bagpipe*
REVOOOOOOLT!!!!!!

Woo, woo, woo!
(brings Mel Gibson)
Now go. Just keep him away from Jewish people.

*kicks Gibson off a cliff*
He gives us Scots a bad name. :evil:
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sat Dec 24, 2011 10:13 pm

Wazkyraque wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
I feel like that should be the name of a Guns and Roses song.

It probably is :P


Welcome to the Murder Bus!
We're gonna' murder you in the face!

Sounds legit.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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