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by Erinkita » Sat Dec 24, 2011 8:13 pm
Wazkyraque wrote:Merry Christmas NSG!
I am merry indeed! This is a good Christmas. Very good indeed.
by Zeth Rekia » Sat Dec 24, 2011 8:14 pm
United Dependencies wrote:How's about sendin some of the snow the way of Astrolinium and myself?

by United Dependencies » Sat Dec 24, 2011 8:15 pm

Alien Space Bats wrote:2012: The Year We Lost Contact (with Reality).
Cannot think of a name wrote:Obamacult wrote:Maybe there is an economically sound and rational reason why there are no longer high paying jobs for qualified accountants, assembly line workers, glass blowers, blacksmiths, tanners, etc.
Maybe dragons took their jobs. Maybe unicorns only hid their jobs because unicorns are dicks. Maybe 'jobs' is only an illusion created by a drug addled infant pachyderm. Fuck dude, if we're in 'maybe' land, don't hold back.

by United Dependencies » Sat Dec 24, 2011 8:16 pm
Zeth Rekia wrote:United Dependencies wrote:How's about sendin some of the snow the way of Astrolinium and myself?
I'll keep it, thanks. I went biking in it too. My reward for being out of whack most of the time.
Actually, come to think of it, I'm beginning to get superstitious that I might be sucking the joy from others and spreading misery across Christmas Land by having a good time for once.
Yeah, That's totally it. Let's do a séance.
Alien Space Bats wrote:2012: The Year We Lost Contact (with Reality).
Cannot think of a name wrote:Obamacult wrote:Maybe there is an economically sound and rational reason why there are no longer high paying jobs for qualified accountants, assembly line workers, glass blowers, blacksmiths, tanners, etc.
Maybe dragons took their jobs. Maybe unicorns only hid their jobs because unicorns are dicks. Maybe 'jobs' is only an illusion created by a drug addled infant pachyderm. Fuck dude, if we're in 'maybe' land, don't hold back.

by Erinkita » Sat Dec 24, 2011 8:16 pm
Zeth Rekia wrote:United Dependencies wrote:How's about sendin some of the snow the way of Astrolinium and myself?
I'll keep it, thanks. I went biking in it too. My reward for being out of whack most of the time.
Actually, come to think of it, I'm beginning to get superstitious that I might be sucking the joy from others and spreading misery across Christmas Land by having a good time for once.
Yeah, That's totally it. Let's do a séance.

by United Dependencies » Sat Dec 24, 2011 8:18 pm
Erinkita wrote:Nope. You being happy only makes me happier.
The weather over here's lovely. A proper summer day at last. Beautiful and sunny, but not stiflingly hot like it is sometimes.
Alien Space Bats wrote:2012: The Year We Lost Contact (with Reality).
Cannot think of a name wrote:Obamacult wrote:Maybe there is an economically sound and rational reason why there are no longer high paying jobs for qualified accountants, assembly line workers, glass blowers, blacksmiths, tanners, etc.
Maybe dragons took their jobs. Maybe unicorns only hid their jobs because unicorns are dicks. Maybe 'jobs' is only an illusion created by a drug addled infant pachyderm. Fuck dude, if we're in 'maybe' land, don't hold back.

by Zeth Rekia » Sat Dec 24, 2011 8:18 pm
Erinkita wrote:Nope. You being happy only makes me happier.
The weather over here's lovely. A proper summer day at last. Beautiful and sunny, but not stiflingly hot like it is sometimes.

by FoxTropica » Sat Dec 24, 2011 8:20 pm

by Erinkita » Sat Dec 24, 2011 8:21 pm

by Milks Empire » Sat Dec 24, 2011 8:22 pm
United Dependencies wrote:Guilt is a cruel and unforgiving mistress.


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by Erinkita » Sat Dec 24, 2011 8:24 pm

by New East Ireland » Sat Dec 24, 2011 8:24 pm

by United Dependencies » Sat Dec 24, 2011 8:25 pm
Erinkita wrote:United Dependencies wrote:All this happiness is making me ill. Humbug I say.United Depencencies hated Christmas! The whole Christmas season!
Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.
It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight.
It could be his head wasn't screwed on just right.
But I think that the most likely reason of all
May have been that his heart was two sizes too small.
Alien Space Bats wrote:2012: The Year We Lost Contact (with Reality).
Cannot think of a name wrote:Obamacult wrote:Maybe there is an economically sound and rational reason why there are no longer high paying jobs for qualified accountants, assembly line workers, glass blowers, blacksmiths, tanners, etc.
Maybe dragons took their jobs. Maybe unicorns only hid their jobs because unicorns are dicks. Maybe 'jobs' is only an illusion created by a drug addled infant pachyderm. Fuck dude, if we're in 'maybe' land, don't hold back.

by United Dependencies » Sat Dec 24, 2011 8:26 pm
FoxTropica wrote:United Dependencies wrote:All this happiness is making me ill. Humbug I say.
I Like happiness, Usually, when everyone around me is happy, it makes me happy.![]()
Unless they are all doing something fun and they are blatantly leaving me out intentionally.
Or I'm in a paranoid mood and they are all doing something together and i think they are leaving me out intentionally, but should really just go over and ask to join in.
Alien Space Bats wrote:2012: The Year We Lost Contact (with Reality).
Cannot think of a name wrote:Obamacult wrote:Maybe there is an economically sound and rational reason why there are no longer high paying jobs for qualified accountants, assembly line workers, glass blowers, blacksmiths, tanners, etc.
Maybe dragons took their jobs. Maybe unicorns only hid their jobs because unicorns are dicks. Maybe 'jobs' is only an illusion created by a drug addled infant pachyderm. Fuck dude, if we're in 'maybe' land, don't hold back.

by Samuraikoku » Sat Dec 24, 2011 8:27 pm

by Yoite » Sat Dec 24, 2011 8:28 pm
New East Ireland wrote:'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the neighborhood
Some emotions were stirring, not a single one good;
The teenagers were all drunk off their asses,
Happy that they had just skipped out on classes;
The children were all lying without their meds,
While visions of Satan danced in their heads;
And mamma in her nightie, and I in my jockstrap
Had just settled down for a long winter's "nap",![]()
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what the fuck was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.
The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below,
When, what to should appear to me,
But a few hoodlums, and one tiny SUV
With a little punk driver, playing with knives and hangers,
I knew in a moment it must be gangbangers.
More rapid than eagles his men they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;
"Now, Shortie! now, Romeo! now, 2-Cap and my boy!
On, CC! on YoFo! on, Danny and Blitzkrieg!
In through the windows! in through the door
Now rape away! rape away! rape them all!"
As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky,
So up to the house-top the coursers they flew,
With the sleigh full of guns, and their gang leader too.
And then, in a twinkling, I heard from the ceiling
The shots and bangs of the gangbangers.
As I drew my gun, and was turning around,
Down the chimney their leader came with a bound;
He was dressed all in leather, from his head to his foot,
And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot;
A bundle of tape he had flung in his hand,
And he just stood their, struggling to stand.
His eyes -- how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!
He looked just ready to pop my daughter's cherry!
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the shine of his gun was as white as the snow;
The stump of a joint he held tight in his teeth,
And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath;
He had a broad face and a little round belly,
That shook, when he laughed like a bowlful of jelly.
He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,
And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself;
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon their was a gun-flash, and I was all but dead;
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled all of their stockings; then finished with a jerk,
And laying his finger aside of his nose,
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose;
He sprang to his car, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all drove like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, as he drove out of sight,
"Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night."


by Zeth Rekia » Sat Dec 24, 2011 8:28 pm
Erinkita wrote:Must dash, folks. Trivial Pursuit calls! Merry Christmas to one and all.

by United Dependencies » Sat Dec 24, 2011 8:29 pm
Erinkita wrote:Must dash, folks. Trivial Pursuit calls! Merry Christmas to one and all.
Alien Space Bats wrote:2012: The Year We Lost Contact (with Reality).
Cannot think of a name wrote:Obamacult wrote:Maybe there is an economically sound and rational reason why there are no longer high paying jobs for qualified accountants, assembly line workers, glass blowers, blacksmiths, tanners, etc.
Maybe dragons took their jobs. Maybe unicorns only hid their jobs because unicorns are dicks. Maybe 'jobs' is only an illusion created by a drug addled infant pachyderm. Fuck dude, if we're in 'maybe' land, don't hold back.

by Yoite » Sat Dec 24, 2011 8:29 pm
Samuraikoku wrote:Being 26 minutes past midnight here, I just come by the computer to wish you all a Merry Christmas, and the best wishes for the next year.
May the Force be with you all.

by Yoite » Sat Dec 24, 2011 8:29 pm
Erinkita wrote:Must dash, folks. Trivial Pursuit calls! Merry Christmas to one and all.

by The Murtunian Tribes » Sat Dec 24, 2011 8:30 pm
United Dependencies wrote:FoxTropica wrote:I Like happiness, Usually, when everyone around me is happy, it makes me happy.![]()
Unless they are all doing something fun and they are blatantly leaving me out intentionally.
Or I'm in a paranoid mood and they are all doing something together and i think they are leaving me out intentionally, but should really just go over and ask to join in.
Yes, well I feed on human misery.
And oreos

by FoxTropica » Sat Dec 24, 2011 8:30 pm
United Dependencies wrote:FoxTropica wrote:I Like happiness, Usually, when everyone around me is happy, it makes me happy.![]()
Unless they are all doing something fun and they are blatantly leaving me out intentionally.
Or I'm in a paranoid mood and they are all doing something together and i think they are leaving me out intentionally, but should really just go over and ask to join in.
Yes, well I feed on human misery.
And oreos

by United Dependencies » Sat Dec 24, 2011 8:30 pm
Alien Space Bats wrote:2012: The Year We Lost Contact (with Reality).
Cannot think of a name wrote:Obamacult wrote:Maybe there is an economically sound and rational reason why there are no longer high paying jobs for qualified accountants, assembly line workers, glass blowers, blacksmiths, tanners, etc.
Maybe dragons took their jobs. Maybe unicorns only hid their jobs because unicorns are dicks. Maybe 'jobs' is only an illusion created by a drug addled infant pachyderm. Fuck dude, if we're in 'maybe' land, don't hold back.
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