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Postby Dumb Ideologies » Mon Dec 05, 2011 2:48 pm

The Nuclear Fist wrote:Nothing ends a slumped day quite as confortably as a glass of single malt scotch.


What about six cans of beer, each inside a vagina can-holder?
Are these "human rights" in the room with us right now?
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Postby Ionian Knights » Mon Dec 05, 2011 2:49 pm

Dumb Ideologies wrote:
The Nuclear Fist wrote:Nothing ends a slumped day quite as confortably as a glass of single malt scotch.


What about six cans of beer, each inside a vagina can-holder?


So much win. 8)
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Mon Dec 05, 2011 2:50 pm

Hi.

So I didn't say it. Bite me.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

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Postby Ionian Knights » Mon Dec 05, 2011 2:51 pm

Image


Mythbusters are gangsta.

Your arguments are all invalid.
Let us not seek the Republican answer or the Democratic answer, but the right answer. Let us not seek to fix the blame for the past. Let us accept our own responsibility for the future. - John F. Kennedy
You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.
Power corrupts; absolute power corrupts absolutely
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Postby FoxTropica » Mon Dec 05, 2011 2:51 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:Hi.

So I didn't say it. Bite me.

:hug: Hi Nat..

I'm not going to bite you.......you might hit me.. :unsure:
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Postby The Nuclear Fist » Mon Dec 05, 2011 2:51 pm

Dumb Ideologies wrote:
The Nuclear Fist wrote:Nothing ends a slumped day quite as confortably as a glass of single malt scotch.


What about six cans of beer, each inside a vagina can-holder?

I don't drink beer. Might as well put pisswater in. . .

Well, you know where I'm going with this.
[23:24] <Marquesan> I have the feeling that all the porn videos you watch are like...set to Primus' music, Ulysses.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Mon Dec 05, 2011 2:52 pm

FoxTropica wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Hi.

So I didn't say it. Bite me.

:hug: Hi Nat..

I'm not going to bite you.......you might hit me.. :unsure:


Oh, I'll hit ya anyway, Fox. :p
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

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Postby Ionian Knights » Mon Dec 05, 2011 2:53 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
FoxTropica wrote: :hug: Hi Nat..

I'm not going to bite you.......you might hit me.. :unsure:


Oh, I'll hit ya anyway, Fox. :p


NOM NOM NOM...

*chews on Nat flavored ice cream* :?
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Postby FoxTropica » Mon Dec 05, 2011 2:53 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
FoxTropica wrote: :hug: Hi Nat..

I'm not going to bite you.......you might hit me.. :unsure:


Oh, I'll hit ya anyway, Fox. :p

:unsure: Please Don't......

So, How are you?
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Mon Dec 05, 2011 2:54 pm

FoxTropica wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Oh, I'll hit ya anyway, Fox. :p

:unsure: Please Don't......

So, How are you?


How am I? Good question. How? Well, I really can't say how I exist. Just do, I suppose.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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Postby FoxTropica » Mon Dec 05, 2011 2:58 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
FoxTropica wrote: :unsure: Please Don't......

So, How are you?


How am I? Good question. How? Well, I really can't say how I exist. Just do, I suppose.

:lol: Well if you want to reply like that...
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Mon Dec 05, 2011 3:03 pm

FoxTropica wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
How am I? Good question. How? Well, I really can't say how I exist. Just do, I suppose.

:lol: Well if you want to reply like that...


But how do I want? Why do I want? What makes me want? What makes me want a steak dinner? Is it the gnomes? It's the gnomes, isn't it?
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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Postby The Blaatschapen » Mon Dec 05, 2011 3:04 pm

Dumb Ideologies wrote:
The Nuclear Fist wrote:Nothing ends a slumped day quite as confortably as a glass of single malt scotch.


What about six cans of beer, each inside a vagina can-holder?


What the hell is a vagina can holder? :blink:
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Postby FoxTropica » Mon Dec 05, 2011 3:06 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
FoxTropica wrote: :lol: Well if you want to reply like that...


But how do I want? Why do I want? What makes me want? What makes me want a steak dinner? Is it the gnomes? It's the gnomes, isn't it?

I Don't know :unsure:
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Postby Dumb Ideologies » Mon Dec 05, 2011 3:06 pm

The Blaatschapen wrote:
Dumb Ideologies wrote:
What about six cans of beer, each inside a vagina can-holder?


What the hell is a vagina can holder? :blink:


Awww...why did I talk about this before I got the patent?
Are these "human rights" in the room with us right now?
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Postby The Nuclear Fist » Mon Dec 05, 2011 3:07 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
FoxTropica wrote: :lol: Well if you want to reply like that...


But how do I want? Why do I want? What makes me want? What makes me want a steak dinner? Is it the gnomes? It's the gnomes, isn't it?

Da, it's the gnomes. Definitely the gnomes. No way it's the Shadowy Cabal of Lizardmen, of which I am definitely not a member. Nope, definitely the gnomes.
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[23:24] <Marquesan> I have the feeling that all the porn videos you watch are like...set to Primus' music, Ulysses.
Farnhamia wrote:You're getting a little too fond of the jerkoff motions.
And you touch the distant beaches with tales of brave Ulysses. . .
THE ABSOLUTTM MADMAN ESCAPES JUSTICE ONCE MORE
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Postby The Blaatschapen » Mon Dec 05, 2011 3:08 pm

Dumb Ideologies wrote:
The Blaatschapen wrote:
What the hell is a vagina can holder? :blink:


Awww...why did I talk about this before I got the patent?


That's not the answer to my question.
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Postby FoxTropica » Mon Dec 05, 2011 3:08 pm

The Nuclear Fist wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
But how do I want? Why do I want? What makes me want? What makes me want a steak dinner? Is it the gnomes? It's the gnomes, isn't it?

Da, it's the gnomes. Definitely the gnomes. No way it's the Shadowy Cabal of Lizardmen, of which I am definitely not a member. Nope, definitely the gnomes.
<___<
>___>

Are you the Illuminati?
When you make one world government and stuff, can i be a secretary? :unsure:
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Postby Conserative Morality » Mon Dec 05, 2011 3:08 pm

An ode to Uncle Vlad

I may be odd
Awesome and weird
I may be God
And have a mustache and not a beard

I may have a tentacle or three
And a bag of brown-brown by the door
But above all things I am free
For that is my essence, at the core

My naked puzzle basement will astound and amuse
Me, at least, I don't know about you
As I sit around, shirtless, and muse
Whether tears are supposed to be a red hue

A little scotch, some vodka and whiskey
Is the best medicine for a Romany Jew
For all who meet me it's risky
(But those who survive say it's worth the due)

Happily, above all things one can be said
For of my mistakes, I am free of one sin
I can shout until I'm dead
"At least I'm not Albanian!"
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Postby Dumb Ideologies » Mon Dec 05, 2011 3:09 pm

The Blaatschapen wrote:
Dumb Ideologies wrote:
Awww...why did I talk about this before I got the patent?


That's not the answer to my question.


Why don't I just send you the full project spec and my credit card details?
Are these "human rights" in the room with us right now?
★彡 Professional pessimist. Reactionary socialist and gamer liberationist. Coffee addict. Fun at parties 彡★
Freedom is when people agree with you, and the more people you can force to act like they agree the freer society is
You are the trolley problem's conductor. You could stop the train in time but you do not. Nobody knows you're part of the equation. You satisfy your bloodlust and get away with it every time
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Mon Dec 05, 2011 3:09 pm

FoxTropica wrote:
The Nuclear Fist wrote:Da, it's the gnomes. Definitely the gnomes. No way it's the Shadowy Cabal of Lizardmen, of which I am definitely not a member. Nope, definitely the gnomes.
<___<
>___>

Are you the Illuminati?
When you make one world government and stuff, can i be a secretary? :unsure:


The Illuminati? Pfft. Them and the Freemasons are just unwitting pawns.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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Postby Dumb Ideologies » Mon Dec 05, 2011 3:10 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
FoxTropica wrote:Are you the Illuminati?
When you make one world government and stuff, can i be a secretary? :unsure:


The Illuminati? Pfft. Them and the Freemasons are just unwitting pawns.


Are you sure you are not thinking of the mind-controlled seafood, the unwitting prawns?
Are these "human rights" in the room with us right now?
★彡 Professional pessimist. Reactionary socialist and gamer liberationist. Coffee addict. Fun at parties 彡★
Freedom is when people agree with you, and the more people you can force to act like they agree the freer society is
You are the trolley problem's conductor. You could stop the train in time but you do not. Nobody knows you're part of the equation. You satisfy your bloodlust and get away with it every time
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Postby The Nuclear Fist » Mon Dec 05, 2011 3:10 pm

FoxTropica wrote:Are you the Illuminati?
When you make one world government and stuff, can i be a secretary? :unsure:

I'm not in any sort of World Government group, okay? But if I was, I'd say that you can be a shovel.
*inspects you*

Yes, yes. You have the perfect anatomical build for a shovel.
*nods*
[23:24] <Marquesan> I have the feeling that all the porn videos you watch are like...set to Primus' music, Ulysses.
Farnhamia wrote:You're getting a little too fond of the jerkoff motions.
And you touch the distant beaches with tales of brave Ulysses. . .
THE ABSOLUTTM MADMAN ESCAPES JUSTICE ONCE MORE
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Mon Dec 05, 2011 3:11 pm

Dumb Ideologies wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
The Illuminati? Pfft. Them and the Freemasons are just unwitting pawns.


Are you sure you are not thinking of the mind-controlled seafood, the unwitting prawns?


Dunno. I always get them mixed up.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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Postby The Blaatschapen » Mon Dec 05, 2011 3:11 pm

Dumb Ideologies wrote:
The Blaatschapen wrote:
That's not the answer to my question.


Why don't I just send you the full project spec and my credit card details?


Yeah, why don't you?
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