Game Mod Olympics: Girls Just Wanna Have Fun

[Super Bwitain]

They generally are, apart from DLN, she hurts people.

But their limbs grow back the next day, and it's all good clean fun. I don't see what you're complaining about. Little children in other countries would be glad to have a mod like Nathi!

*sigh* I suppose, sorry Nathi.

[Shanix]

They generally are, apart from DLN, she hurts people.

But their limbs grow back the next day, and it's all good clean fun. I don't see what you're complaining about. Little children in other countries would be glad to have a mod like Nathi!

>first mod is male
>most of the rest are female

do I need to draw a picture?

..actually no, I probably shouldn't.

I'll save you the trouble, Melk - and clarify for everyone how this really works. Go get me a sammich! *whaps you on the ass ... then runs like hell*

I'm invoking a clause of antithesis of Rule 16 (There are NO girls on the internet). There are no male moderators on NS.

>first mod is male
>most of the rest are female

do I need to draw a picture?

..actually no, I probably shouldn't.

Ooooh, no, we're not ALL female....

<looks down his underpants>

Say... you're right! When did that happen?

I would create a Church of Katganistan but I fear Reppy and Kat would fight over who would DEAT me. Reppy for betraying the Moddess and Kat for me daring to create a church in her name. It's not worth ending up in The Bastard NS Mod from Hell stories for that reason.

You could always be safe and make a church celebrating the Amazonian Women Moderators of Nationstates.

And these, my friends, are why I love the NS mod team.

[Czardas]

So basically all the mods?

Tons of people seem to still think that I'm female, oddly enough.

I'm sometimes female. Sedgistan is definitely female (she's just in deep denial due to her unrequited love for CrazyGirl). We're still working on Hack. The feminine-sounding IRC nick was a good start but she keeps referring to herself with male pronouns.

Give in to your femininity, young Euro. Strike the boys down and take your rightful place by our side.

[The Republic of Lanos]

And that's why I'm not aspiring to be an NS mod. I fear you'll swoop in during my hernia repair surgery and "fix" me up in a lot more places than I want.

And have me wake up in Max's basement doing mod actions. No thank you...I'd rather stay male.

[Furry Folk]

Hmm, Kat wins the Mod Olympics yet again? That says she's either super Kat or rich enough not to need much of a life outside of NS so she can spend most of her time online helping people, warning rule breakers, bouncing offenders and creating really cute avatars

[Tim-Opolis]

Wow! That! Was! EPIC!!!!

Good Job Kat

[Katganistan]

Do remember it's over a couple of years...

[Astro-Malsitari WA Seat]

They generally are, apart from DLN, she hurts people.

But their limbs grow back the next day, and it's all good clean fun. I don't see what you're complaining about. Little children in other countries would be glad to have a mod like Nathi!

But... she turned me into a newt!

[Shanix]

But their limbs grow back the next day, and it's all good clean fun. I don't see what you're complaining about. Little children in other countries would be glad to have a mod like Nathi!

But... she turned me into a newt!

Does she weigh more than a duck?

[Katganistan]

But their limbs grow back the next day, and it's all good clean fun. I don't see what you're complaining about. Little children in other countries would be glad to have a mod like Nathi!

But... she turned me into a newt!

You don't LOOK like a newt!

[Jari Head]

But... she turned me into a newt!

You don't LOOK like a newt!

Maybe he got better?
I second Furry Folk's comment about a really cute avatar

[Astro-Malsitari WA Seat]

But... she turned me into a newt!

You don't LOOK like a newt!

I got -

You don't LOOK like a newt!

Maybe he got better?

Dammit, that's my line!

[New Synavia]

Tons of people seem to still think that I'm female, oddly enough.

I'm sometimes female. Sedgistan is definitely female (she's just in deep denial due to her unrequited love for CrazyGirl). We're still working on Hack. The feminine-sounding IRC nick was a good start but she keeps referring to herself with male pronouns.

Give in to your femininity, young Euro. Strike the boys down and take your rightful place by our side.

Hell, my nation name sounds mildly feminine, but I'm a guy.

However, my username on pretty much everything else is definitely not feminine. (NorwegianNazgul)

[Super Bwitain]

DLN takes drugs, just putting that out there.

[Karlsland]

DLN takes drugs, just putting that out there.

That explains all the mod rage... uh oh, I've invoked the wrath! THE WRATH!! Oh no, I see her... it's DLN! Run away before she...! *deleted*

Btw, congats Kat. This is my fist time seeing the mod olympics after about 10 months of playing the game.

[Flibbleites]

So basically all the mods?

Tons of people seem to still think that I'm female, oddly enough.

Wait, you're not?

What? Someone had to say it.

[Mesoland]

Tons of people seem to still think that I'm female, oddly enough.

Wait, you're not?

What? Someone had to say it.

Tsk, I never suspected for a moment that Euro was female, obviously. *squirms*

[The Most Glorious Hack]

We're still working on Hack. The feminine-sounding IRC nick was a good start but she keeps referring to herself with male pronouns.

I'm sorry. I'll work on that. I thought the flag would have been sufficient.

[Dread Lady Nathicana]

DLN takes drugs, just putting that out there.

That explains all the mod rage... uh oh, I've invoked the wrath! THE WRATH!! Oh no, I see her... it's DLN! Run away before she...! *deleted*

Btw, congats Kat. This is my fist time seeing the mod olympics after about 10 months of playing the game.

Silly peoples. I never mod when angry. That would be illogical and self-defeating. And yes I take drugs - over the counter, and prescription as directed when needed. Doesn't everyone?

And no, I can't delete anyone. Kat sure can though.

[Katganistan]

That explains all the mod rage... uh oh, I've invoked the wrath! THE WRATH!! Oh no, I see her... it's DLN! Run away before she...! *deleted*

Btw, congats Kat. This is my fist time seeing the mod olympics after about 10 months of playing the game.

Silly peoples. I never mod when angry. That would be illogical and self-defeating. And yes I take drugs - over the counter, and prescription as directed when needed. Doesn't everyone?

And no, I can't delete anyone. Kat sure can though.

Who, me? *looks innocent*

[New Synavia]

Silly peoples. I never mod when angry. That would be illogical and self-defeating. And yes I take drugs - over the counter, and prescription as directed when needed. Doesn't everyone?

And no, I can't delete anyone. Kat sure can though.

Who, me? *looks innocent*

Yes, you! *looks angry*
Oh, wait. You didn't delete [Original] Synavia. Sorry. I do wonder who did, though...
Whoever it is who did it, well. You've got another thing comin'.

/notbeingtrulythreateningimjustjokingthatsonedarnlongsillymockuphtmltagidbetterenditnowyeahbetterdothatdarnitssurehardtoendokayimdoingitnow

[NERVUN]

And this is just on the game side! I can't even bear to recount what our forum mods do! Sometimes I can't even look them in the eye!

Where was the RMB post deletion contest - the only one that Forum Mods could enter?

Agreed! I actually got gold in that one, not bad for a late entry.

*Grumbles about how masculine fungus has feelings too*

[The Republic of Lanos]

I smell mod revolt against administra- *connection terminated*.

Nah, you guys are cool.

[Euroslavia]

Where was the RMB post deletion contest - the only one that Forum Mods could enter?

Agreed! I actually got gold in that one, not bad for a late entry.

*Grumbles about how masculine fungus has feelings too*

I foresee NERV and I teaming up for the sake of uhh..... umm...... masculinity's sake! Yea, that'll do!

*insert manly grunt and opens a can of beer while watching football*

[NERVUN]

Agreed! I actually got gold in that one, not bad for a late entry.

*Grumbles about how masculine fungus has feelings too*

I foresee NERV and I teaming up for the sake of uhh..... umm...... masculinity's sake! Yea, that'll do!

*insert manly grunt and opens a can of beer while watching football*

Damn straight!

I'd demand Kat make me a sandwich but I'm rather afraid she'd make me into a sandwich.