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Pottslande
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Postby Pottslande » Tue Sep 13, 2011 8:25 pm

My friend fancies himself a ladies man, even though he's nothing but a moronic jackoff.

How do I knock him down a peg?
Economic Left/Right: -6.25
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -8.00
I believe in
1) Proper applications of GMOS
2) Abolishing the Death Penalty
3) Legalizing Marijuana
4) Lowering the age of consent
5) More funds to education, less to military
6) Free education up to college level
7) Socialism
8) Pro Choice
9) Rights for those of all sexualities
10) Neurodiversity

I am a vagina owning, androgynous, bisexual, socialist, atheist, ADHD, writing, brain poking, non drug using but drug approving person.
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Biernackia
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Postby Biernackia » Tue Sep 13, 2011 8:27 pm

Pottslande wrote:My friend fancies himself a ladies man, even though he's nothing but a moronic jackoff.

How do I knock him down a peg?

My only suggestion is to arrange a deal with the ladies to reject him when saying prove it to your friend.....then hit him with the sarcastic comment after rejection
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Wazkyraque
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Postby Wazkyraque » Tue Sep 13, 2011 8:28 pm

Pottslande wrote:My friend fancies himself a ladies man, even though he's nothing but a moronic jackoff.

How do I knock him down a peg?

Dress up as a hot sex-offender.

If he asks you out, reject him.
"Everything takes time. Bees have to move very fast to stay still."
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Pottslande
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Postby Pottslande » Tue Sep 13, 2011 8:31 pm

Biernackia wrote:
Pottslande wrote:My friend fancies himself a ladies man, even though he's nothing but a moronic jackoff.

How do I knock him down a peg?

My only suggestion is to arrange a deal with the ladies to reject him when saying prove it to your friend.....then hit him with the sarcastic comment after rejection


Thing is though, he tends to go towards 14 and 15 year olds. Now, wont as I am to be degrading age gap relations (my boyfriend's 23, I'm 17) I still think it's cheating, especially when alot of those 14/15s come from a shitty educational system and confuse "being a dick" with "being flirty and cute".
Economic Left/Right: -6.25
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -8.00
I believe in
1) Proper applications of GMOS
2) Abolishing the Death Penalty
3) Legalizing Marijuana
4) Lowering the age of consent
5) More funds to education, less to military
6) Free education up to college level
7) Socialism
8) Pro Choice
9) Rights for those of all sexualities
10) Neurodiversity

I am a vagina owning, androgynous, bisexual, socialist, atheist, ADHD, writing, brain poking, non drug using but drug approving person.
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Pottslande
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Postby Pottslande » Tue Sep 13, 2011 8:31 pm

Wazkyraque wrote:
Pottslande wrote:My friend fancies himself a ladies man, even though he's nothing but a moronic jackoff.

How do I knock him down a peg?

Dress up as a hot sex-offender.

If he asks you out, reject him.


You don't know how many times I've had to reject this idiot. I keep telling him I have a boyfriend who would happily end him should he go too far and he keeps bugging me.
Economic Left/Right: -6.25
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -8.00
I believe in
1) Proper applications of GMOS
2) Abolishing the Death Penalty
3) Legalizing Marijuana
4) Lowering the age of consent
5) More funds to education, less to military
6) Free education up to college level
7) Socialism
8) Pro Choice
9) Rights for those of all sexualities
10) Neurodiversity

I am a vagina owning, androgynous, bisexual, socialist, atheist, ADHD, writing, brain poking, non drug using but drug approving person.
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Chaos Crescent
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Postby Chaos Crescent » Tue Sep 13, 2011 8:32 pm

Shoots someone.
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Biernackia
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Postby Biernackia » Tue Sep 13, 2011 8:35 pm

Chaos Crescent wrote:Shoots someone.

You need help hiding the body?
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Chaos Crescent
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Postby Chaos Crescent » Tue Sep 13, 2011 8:37 pm

Biernackia wrote:
Chaos Crescent wrote:Shoots someone.

You need help hiding the body?

If you want.
Shoots another person.
Dovie'andi se tovya sagain.
Mind what people do, not only what they say, for deeds will betray a lie. Willfully turning aside from the truth is treason to one's self.
Fun^10 x int^40=ir2
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I am your delusion.
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Saurisisia
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Postby Saurisisia » Tue Sep 13, 2011 8:37 pm

Pottslande wrote:
Wazkyraque wrote:Dress up as a hot sex-offender.

If he asks you out, reject him.


You don't know how many times I've had to reject this idiot. I keep telling him I have a boyfriend who would happily end him should he go too far and he keeps bugging me.

Do the oldest trick against a pervert like him: give him a swift kick in the oompa-loompas.
Autistic, Christian, Capitalist, Libertarian
Don't wish to display my sexuality for all to see because I don't care about what sexuality someone is
Make Tea, Not Love
Proud Yankee Monarchist
DA Account
https://dragcave.net/user/Bellumsaur13
Things in our country run in spite of government, not by aid of it. - Will Rogers
This nation reflects my RL beliefs and values (for the most part, anyway)
P/MT: The United Provinces of Saurisia
FT: The Federal Systems Republic of Saurisia
MT FT Embassy
ANTHRO AND A MEMBER OF THE MULTI-SPECIES UNION!
My nation's dominated by talking Dinosaurs, there is no realism (because ultra-realism is SO boring)
Dinosaurs rule!
I am Scaly and I am proud!
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Pottslande
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Postby Pottslande » Tue Sep 13, 2011 8:39 pm

Saurisisia wrote:
Pottslande wrote:
You don't know how many times I've had to reject this idiot. I keep telling him I have a boyfriend who would happily end him should he go too far and he keeps bugging me.

Do the oldest trick against a pervert like him: give him a swift kick in the oompa-loompas.


He's too fast though. >( And then he'd make a joke about how I so desperately want to touch his balls. DX DX D'X
Last edited by Pottslande on Tue Sep 13, 2011 8:39 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Economic Left/Right: -6.25
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -8.00
I believe in
1) Proper applications of GMOS
2) Abolishing the Death Penalty
3) Legalizing Marijuana
4) Lowering the age of consent
5) More funds to education, less to military
6) Free education up to college level
7) Socialism
8) Pro Choice
9) Rights for those of all sexualities
10) Neurodiversity

I am a vagina owning, androgynous, bisexual, socialist, atheist, ADHD, writing, brain poking, non drug using but drug approving person.
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Saurisisia
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Postby Saurisisia » Tue Sep 13, 2011 8:41 pm

Pottslande wrote:
Saurisisia wrote:Do the oldest trick against a pervert like him: give him a swift kick in the oompa-loompas.


He's too fast though. >( And then he'd make a joke about how I so desperately want to touch his balls. DX DX D'X

Ouch.
Autistic, Christian, Capitalist, Libertarian
Don't wish to display my sexuality for all to see because I don't care about what sexuality someone is
Make Tea, Not Love
Proud Yankee Monarchist
DA Account
https://dragcave.net/user/Bellumsaur13
Things in our country run in spite of government, not by aid of it. - Will Rogers
This nation reflects my RL beliefs and values (for the most part, anyway)
P/MT: The United Provinces of Saurisia
FT: The Federal Systems Republic of Saurisia
MT FT Embassy
ANTHRO AND A MEMBER OF THE MULTI-SPECIES UNION!
My nation's dominated by talking Dinosaurs, there is no realism (because ultra-realism is SO boring)
Dinosaurs rule!
I am Scaly and I am proud!
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Wazkyraque
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Founded: May 23, 2011
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Postby Wazkyraque » Tue Sep 13, 2011 8:42 pm

Pottslande wrote:
Saurisisia wrote:Do the oldest trick against a pervert like him: give him a swift kick in the oompa-loompas.


He's too fast though. >( And then he'd make a joke about how I so desperately want to touch his balls. DX DX D'X

Well.

Then there is the other option...
Castration Prank/ and or accident.
"Everything takes time. Bees have to move very fast to stay still."
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Biernackia
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Postby Biernackia » Tue Sep 13, 2011 8:49 pm

Chaos Crescent wrote:
Biernackia wrote:You need help hiding the body?

If you want.
Shoots another person.

*drags the body into closet*
Wait...i don't even think we need to hide them since police rarely come here
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Chaos Crescent
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Founded: Feb 08, 2010
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Postby Chaos Crescent » Tue Sep 13, 2011 8:51 pm

Biernackia wrote:
Chaos Crescent wrote:If you want.
Shoots another person.

*drags the body into closet*
Wait...i don't even think we need to hide them since police rarely come here

Yeah even if they did I'd shoot them too.
Dovie'andi se tovya sagain.
Mind what people do, not only what they say, for deeds will betray a lie. Willfully turning aside from the truth is treason to one's self.
Fun^10 x int^40=ir2
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I am your delusion.
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Biernackia
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Postby Biernackia » Tue Sep 13, 2011 8:53 pm

I'm bored here,I will see ya guys tommorow
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Jordsindia
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Postby Jordsindia » Tue Sep 13, 2011 9:01 pm

you spin my head right round right round, when you go down, go down, blahblah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah bl;ah blah when you go down down.
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10% luck, 20% skill, 15% concentrated power of will, 5% pleasure, 50% pain, and 100% reason to remember the name!

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Chaos Crescent
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Postby Chaos Crescent » Tue Sep 13, 2011 9:38 pm

Horizontal mambo.
Dovie'andi se tovya sagain.
Mind what people do, not only what they say, for deeds will betray a lie. Willfully turning aside from the truth is treason to one's self.
Fun^10 x int^40=ir2
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I am your delusion.
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Wazkyraque
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Postby Wazkyraque » Tue Sep 13, 2011 9:38 pm

Jordsindia wrote:you spin my head right round right round, when you go down, go down, blahblah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah bl;ah blah when you go down down.

I dislike that song.
"Everything takes time. Bees have to move very fast to stay still."
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Wazkyraque
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Postby Wazkyraque » Tue Sep 13, 2011 9:39 pm

Chaos Crescent wrote:Horizontal mambo.

Diagonal Samba.
"Everything takes time. Bees have to move very fast to stay still."
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Crinitus Malum
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Postby Crinitus Malum » Tue Sep 13, 2011 9:40 pm

*walks in whistling*
Hello Wombatians.
Of course we're going to throw poo at him.

- Monkey from Madagascar.
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Planeta de los Muertos
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Postby Planeta de los Muertos » Tue Sep 13, 2011 9:40 pm

Anyone here familiar with Saints Row?
A young merc terminally ill with cancer, I signed on for a government "human weapon" program: Weapon X. They got rid of the cancer like they promised...sorta...by melding an advanced healing factor to it. The gruesome experiments left me physically and mentally scarred, so they put me in a mental ward where the guards held a dead pool. I escaped and rose to infamy, partly a hero.

For falling in love with a physical avatar of Death, I was cursed with life. I pissed off a divine power so that I could be with her again, but it failed. After I got struck down by some powerful lighting, I came back to life...as a breathing corpse. Fuck.
Niece: Hetalia Dakota
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Crinitus Malum
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Postby Crinitus Malum » Tue Sep 13, 2011 9:41 pm

Planeta de los Muertos wrote:Anyone here familiar with Saints Row?

Heard of it, haven't played it. Why?

Heya Muertos.
Of course we're going to throw poo at him.

- Monkey from Madagascar.
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Chaos Crescent
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Postby Chaos Crescent » Tue Sep 13, 2011 9:41 pm

Wazkyraque wrote:
Chaos Crescent wrote:Horizontal mambo.

Diagonal Samba.

Er hmm vertical waltz......

Crinitus Malum wrote:*walks in whistling*
Hello Wombatians.

I like that song. Hmm I probably like a lot of terrible songs.
Dovie'andi se tovya sagain.
Mind what people do, not only what they say, for deeds will betray a lie. Willfully turning aside from the truth is treason to one's self.
Fun^10 x int^40=ir2
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I am your delusion.
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Crinitus Malum
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Postby Crinitus Malum » Tue Sep 13, 2011 9:43 pm

Chaos Crescent wrote:
Wazkyraque wrote:Diagonal Samba.

Er hmm vertical waltz......

Crinitus Malum wrote:*walks in whistling*
Hello Wombatians.

I like that song. Hmm I probably like a lot of terrible songs.

Its a good song. And better than the one Jord was singing.

How you doing, CC?
Of course we're going to throw poo at him.

- Monkey from Madagascar.
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Chaos Crescent
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Postby Chaos Crescent » Tue Sep 13, 2011 9:47 pm

Crinitus Malum wrote:Its a good song. And better than the one Jord was singing.

How you doing, CC?

Yup.

Good but emptiness within me.
Dovie'andi se tovya sagain.
Mind what people do, not only what they say, for deeds will betray a lie. Willfully turning aside from the truth is treason to one's self.
Fun^10 x int^40=ir2
Timeline
I am your delusion.
Galactic Economic and Security Organization Member?
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