The Flaming Wombat II

[Biernackia]

*walks in and immediately gets a drink*
hey guys

[Wazkyraque]

*walks in and immediately gets a drink*
hey guys

*Arrests B for killing a thread*

[Biernackia]

*walks in and immediately gets a drink*
hey guys

*Arrests B for killing a thread*

This thread was dead before I got here,imnjust the scapegoat

[Chaos Crescent]

*Arrests B for killing a thread*

This thread was dead before I got here,imnjust the scapegoat

Well duh its undead.

[Ionian Knights]

*points out the post reset and weekday as reasons for quiet thread*

[Dorlania]

I just saw the Lonesome Road trailer, sweet jesus

[Chaos Crescent]

*points out the post reset and weekday as reasons for quiet thread*

Points out you are using logic when you should know better.

I just saw the Lonesome Road trailer, sweet jesus

For?

[Crinitus Malum]

*walks in with a baseball bat and a tennis ball*
*tosses the ball straight up and hits it against the far wall*
*the ball bounces straight back and I hit it again, and so on*
Morning all.

[Dorlania]

*points out the post reset and weekday as reasons for quiet thread*

Points out you are using logic when you should know better.

I just saw the Lonesome Road trailer, sweet jesus

For?

Fallout New Vegas

[Umbra Ac Silentium]

We’re going to satisfy a cannibal’s delight,
Enough food to last the night!

In that dumpster, a sound maybe,
I peek inside, a baby!
Your mommy didn’t want you,
You’re wearing naught but a shoe.
Is this what it’s like to dumpster dive?
Kick back, relax, I’ll drive,
I’ll let you know when we arrive!

Drop the baby in a blender; I think I want a soup.
Puree; now there’s just goop!
A dull silver spoon, out it comes scoop by scoop!

Poor Susan,
Away she plays,
At the casino all her days.
She’s always losin’.
Don’t you just want to disappear?
Find some way out of here?
You’re oh so deep in debt,
Trust me, dear, you’ve not hit bottom yet.
Sorry for the intrusion, I know we’ve hardly met!

Don’t mind the mouse,
He’s your only company at this house!
I heard she liked to play Craps,
I broke off her arm and made it into wraps!
The rest I baked in a pie;
From the over I heard her die!

Round up the children,
In the tiny pen!
This one’s got head lice,
Serve him over rice!
Slice
Once,
Twice,
Trice,
Repeat,
Starting with the feet!
Oh so tender meat!

Listen to that one’s pitiful cries,
Time to make us some fleshy fries!
Shoo away the flies,
The love to infest the blood,
Spilled on the floor like a molten flood!

Now it’s time to serve the feast,
Hunger, that awful beast,
Come on in, enjoy, try the pie at least!

Etc. etc. [/awfulpoetry]

Greetings and warmest welcomes to the hour dead wombat.
Here is the eulogy. Is that the right word? I don't know.
Wait, time flies and the clock lies,
Time zones differ and so does the wombat. Whatevers.

[Chaos Crescent]

We’re going to satisfy a cannibal’s delight,
Enough food to last the night!

In that dumpster, a sound maybe,
I peek inside, a baby!
Your mommy didn’t want you,
You’re wearing naught but a shoe.
Is this what it’s like to dumpster dive?
Kick back, relax, I’ll drive,
I’ll let you know when we arrive!

Drop the baby in a blender; I think I want a soup.
Puree; now there’s just goop!
A dull silver spoon, out it comes scoop by scoop!

Poor Susan,
Away she plays,
At the casino all her days.
She’s always losin’.
Don’t you just want to disappear?
Find some way out of here?
You’re oh so deep in debt,
Trust me, dear, you’ve not hit bottom yet.
Sorry for the intrusion, I know we’ve hardly met!

Don’t mind the mouse,
He’s your only company at this house!
I heard she liked to play Craps,
I broke off her arm and made it into wraps!
The rest I baked in a pie;
From the over I heard her die!

Round up the children,
In the tiny pen!
This one’s got head lice,
Serve him over rice!
Slice
Once,
Twice,
Trice,
Repeat,
Starting with the feet!
Oh so tender meat!

Listen to that one’s pitiful cries,
Time to make us some fleshy fries!
Shoo away the flies,
The love to infest the blood,
Spilled on the floor like a molten flood!

Now it’s time to serve the feast,
Hunger, that awful beast,
Come on in, enjoy, try the pie at least!

Etc. etc. [/awfulpoetry]

Greetings and warmest welcomes to the hour dead wombat.
Here is the eulogy. Is that the right word? I don't know.

You.
Hello.

*walks in with a baseball bat and a tennis ball*
*tosses the ball straight up and hits it against the far wall*
*the ball bounces straight back and I hit it again, and so on*
Morning all.

Eve' liar.
Hi.

Fallout New Vegas

Still alive that game. Impressive.
Played it abandoned it quickly.

[Ionian Knights]

*points out the post reset and weekday as reasons for quiet thread*

Points out you are using logic when you should know better.

I just saw the Lonesome Road trailer, sweet jesus

For?

Logic rules all!

[Condunum]

I am le sad. This is not showing up in my view posts list...

[Umbra Ac Silentium]

Etc. etc. [/awfulpoetry]

Greetings and warmest welcomes to the hour dead wombat.
Here is the eulogy. Is that the right word? I don't know.

You.
Hello.

*walks in with a baseball bat and a tennis ball*
*tosses the ball straight up and hits it against the far wall*
*the ball bounces straight back and I hit it again, and so on*
Morning all.

Eve' liar.
Hi.

Fallout New Vegas

Still alive that game. Impressive.
Played it abandoned it quickly.

Heeeeey CC, how are you?

[Dorlania]

Etc. etc. [/awfulpoetry]

Greetings and warmest welcomes to the hour dead wombat.
Here is the eulogy. Is that the right word? I don't know.

You.
Hello.

*walks in with a baseball bat and a tennis ball*
*tosses the ball straight up and hits it against the far wall*
*the ball bounces straight back and I hit it again, and so on*
Morning all.

Eve' liar.
Hi.

Fallout New Vegas

Still alive that game. Impressive.
Played it abandoned it quickly.

Its good, the trailer was pretty good, sucks to have no live account

[Crinitus Malum]

We’re going to satisfy a cannibal’s delight,
Enough food to last the night!

In that dumpster, a sound maybe,
I peek inside, a baby!
Your mommy didn’t want you,
You’re wearing naught but a shoe.
Is this what it’s like to dumpster dive?
Kick back, relax, I’ll drive,
I’ll let you know when we arrive!

Drop the baby in a blender; I think I want a soup.
Puree; now there’s just goop!
A dull silver spoon, out it comes scoop by scoop!

Poor Susan,
Away she plays,
At the casino all her days.
She’s always losin’.
Don’t you just want to disappear?
Find some way out of here?
You’re oh so deep in debt,
Trust me, dear, you’ve not hit bottom yet.
Sorry for the intrusion, I know we’ve hardly met!

Don’t mind the mouse,
He’s your only company at this house!
I heard she liked to play Craps,
I broke off her arm and made it into wraps!
The rest I baked in a pie;
From the over I heard her die!

Round up the children,
In the tiny pen!
This one’s got head lice,
Serve him over rice!
Slice
Once,
Twice,
Trice,
Repeat,
Starting with the feet!
Oh so tender meat!

Listen to that one’s pitiful cries,
Time to make us some fleshy fries!
Shoo away the flies,
The love to infest the blood,
Spilled on the floor like a molten flood!

Now it’s time to serve the feast,
Hunger, that awful beast,
Come on in, enjoy, try the pie at least!

Etc. etc. [/awfulpoetry]

Greetings and warmest welcomes to the hour dead wombat.
Here is the eulogy. Is that the right word? I don't know.

Heya Umbra.
Nice poem.

[Chaos Crescent]

Heeeeey CC, how are you?

I am goodish.

Logic rules all!

It does I guess.

[Umbra Ac Silentium]

Etc. etc. [/awfulpoetry]

Greetings and warmest welcomes to the hour dead wombat.
Here is the eulogy. Is that the right word? I don't know.

Heya Umbra.
Nice poem.

It's terrible.
The flow is like watched molasses with down syndrome trying to climb up hill mid winter in the North Pole.

[Umbra Ac Silentium]

Heeeeey CC, how are you?

I am goodish.

Logic rules all!

It does I guess.

Well that is wonderful to hear. :]

[Biernackia]

*walks in with a baseball bat and a tennis ball*
*tosses the ball straight up and hits it against the far wall*
*the ball bounces straight back and I hit it again, and so on*
Morning all.

Hey Crinitus

[Wazkyraque]

I am le sad. This is not showing up in my view posts list...

Hi Condy, that kinda sucks.

[Crinitus Malum]

*walks in with a baseball bat and a tennis ball*
*tosses the ball straight up and hits it against the far wall*
*the ball bounces straight back and I hit it again, and so on*
Morning all.

Eve' liar.
Hi.

Hello CC. Pah! I'm not lying, you are.

Hi Charlotte.

I am le sad. This is not showing up in my view posts list...

I know.

[Dorlania]

I am le sad. This is not showing up in my view posts list...

I'm sorry

[Crinitus Malum]

Heya Umbra.
Nice poem.

It's terrible.
The flow is like watched molasses with down syndrome trying to climb up hill mid winter in the North Pole.

Okay then. I won't try to be polite: What the hell is this! Oh my lord! My ears! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! <-- better?

[Chaos Crescent]

Eve' liar.
Hi.

Hello CC. Pah! I'm not lying, you are.

Hi Charlotte.

Maybe, I don't keep track of all the lies I tell.

Well that is wonderful to hear. :]

You read it not hear it though.