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Ionian Knights
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Postby Ionian Knights » Wed Nov 23, 2011 12:43 pm

Tsarsgrad wrote:
Ionian Knights wrote:
*points shotgun at your head* I win, bitch. 8)


Not so fast, Assassin. * My men all point guns at your head.*


*nods*

*they all die from arrows* What now?!

on another note, I tried to get my bro to start on his xmas list. He yelled at me and got all violent. He then said for me to suck his dick after he locked his door... :palm:
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Postby Horsefish » Wed Nov 23, 2011 12:45 pm

Well I sent my uni application off yesterday and I've already got a conditional offer from the one with the highest requirements. Sweet. :D
Areopagitican wrote:I'm not an expert in the field of moron, but what I think he's saying is that if you have to have sex with Shakira (or another dirty ethnic), at the very least, it must be part of a threesome with a white woman. It's a sacrifice, but someone has to make it.

Geniasis wrote:Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go bludgeon some whales to death with my 12-ft dick.

Georgism wrote:
Geniasis wrote:Maybe if you showered every now and then...

That's what the Nazis said, we're not falling for that one again.

The Western Reaches wrote:I learned that YOU are the reason I embarrassed myself by saying "Horsefish" instead of "Seahorse" this one time in school.

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Tsarsgrad
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Postby Tsarsgrad » Wed Nov 23, 2011 12:46 pm

Ionian Knights wrote:
Tsarsgrad wrote:
Not so fast, Assassin. * My men all point guns at your head.*


*nods*

*they all die from arrows* What now?!

on another note, I tried to get my bro to start on his xmas list. He yelled at me and got all violent. He then said for me to suck his dick after he locked his door... :palm:


Aww shit. -Luis Guerro, last words.

And how old is your brother to be both making an x-mas list and telling you to suck his johnson?
Dread Lady Nathicana wrote:Yeah? Well I Am An American, and proud of it. Rawr. *waves flag* Just not always of my fellow Americans, whom I would on occasion like to beat about the head and shoulders repeatedly to try and knock out the stupid. >_>
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Postby New East Ireland » Wed Nov 23, 2011 12:48 pm

Y- M- C- A-
I just went to the
Y- M- C- A-
"A joke is a very serious thing."
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Postby Zeth Rekia » Wed Nov 23, 2011 12:50 pm

New East Ireland wrote:Y- M- C- A-
I just went to the
Y- M- C- A-

Water fountains are for drinking water.
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Postby Tsarsgrad » Wed Nov 23, 2011 12:50 pm

New East Ireland wrote:Y- M- C- A-
I just went to the
Y- M- C- A-


I played Racquetball at one of those once. Pretty cool.
Dread Lady Nathicana wrote:Yeah? Well I Am An American, and proud of it. Rawr. *waves flag* Just not always of my fellow Americans, whom I would on occasion like to beat about the head and shoulders repeatedly to try and knock out the stupid. >_>
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Postby Ionian Knights » Wed Nov 23, 2011 12:51 pm

Tsarsgrad wrote:
Ionian Knights wrote:
*nods*

*they all die from arrows* What now?!

on another note, I tried to get my bro to start on his xmas list. He yelled at me and got all violent. He then said for me to suck his dick after he locked his door... :palm:


Aww shit. -Luis Guerro, last words.

And how old is your brother to be both making an x-mas list and telling you to suck his johnson?


12....
Let us not seek the Republican answer or the Democratic answer, but the right answer. Let us not seek to fix the blame for the past. Let us accept our own responsibility for the future. - John F. Kennedy
You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.
Power corrupts; absolute power corrupts absolutely
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Postby Tsarsgrad » Wed Nov 23, 2011 12:51 pm

Ionian Knights wrote:
Tsarsgrad wrote:
Aww shit. -Luis Guerro, last words.

And how old is your brother to be both making an x-mas list and telling you to suck his johnson?


12....


:rofl: :lol2: :rofl:
Dread Lady Nathicana wrote:Yeah? Well I Am An American, and proud of it. Rawr. *waves flag* Just not always of my fellow Americans, whom I would on occasion like to beat about the head and shoulders repeatedly to try and knock out the stupid. >_>
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Don't hit at all if it is honorably possible to avoid hitting; but never hit soft.
-Theodore Roosevelt
And on the pedestal these words appear: I am Ozymandias, king of kings, ye who are mighty, look upon my works, and despair.
@}-;-'---
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Postby Dorlania » Wed Nov 23, 2011 12:53 pm

Ionian Knights wrote:
Tsarsgrad wrote:
Aww shit. -Luis Guerro, last words.

And how old is your brother to be both making an x-mas list and telling you to suck his johnson?


12....

Ew...
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Postby Ionian Knights » Wed Nov 23, 2011 12:54 pm

Tsarsgrad wrote:
Ionian Knights wrote:
12....


:rofl: :lol2: :rofl:


I plan on watching him gt in trouble by parents...

for I will make my list now..

(I wish I didn't have to...)
Let us not seek the Republican answer or the Democratic answer, but the right answer. Let us not seek to fix the blame for the past. Let us accept our own responsibility for the future. - John F. Kennedy
You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.
Power corrupts; absolute power corrupts absolutely
He who sacrifices freedom for security deserves neither.
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Postby Wazkyraque » Wed Nov 23, 2011 12:57 pm

Ionian Knights wrote:12....

Sounds like my brother.
Whose 11.

I don't want to make a Christmas list.
I already told my family what I want for Christmas.
Money
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Postby Newmoonrising » Wed Nov 23, 2011 12:57 pm

Tsarsgrad wrote:
Ionian Knights wrote:
12....


:rofl: :lol2: :rofl:

:? :rofl: *tell him to close his eyes, put some peanut butter on it and get the dog.
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New East Ireland
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Postby New East Ireland » Wed Nov 23, 2011 12:58 pm

Zeth Rekia wrote:
New East Ireland wrote:Y- M- C- A-
I just went to the
Y- M- C- A-

Water fountains are for drinking water.

Wait, really?

Tsarsgrad wrote:
New East Ireland wrote:Y- M- C- A-
I just went to the
Y- M- C- A-


I played Racquetball at one of those once. Pretty cool.

Yeah, they're pretty cool. Just went on the treadmill today though.
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Postby Wazkyraque » Wed Nov 23, 2011 12:58 pm

Newmoonrising wrote:
Tsarsgrad wrote:
:rofl: :lol2: :rofl:

:? :rofl: *tell him to close his eyes, put some peanut butter on it and get the dog.

Ew...
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Postby Vellosia » Wed Nov 23, 2011 12:58 pm

Horsefish wrote:Well I sent my uni application off yesterday and I've already got a conditional offer from the one with the highest requirements. Sweet. :D


Congrats man. :)
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Postby Tsarsgrad » Wed Nov 23, 2011 12:59 pm

Wazkyraque wrote:
Ionian Knights wrote:12....

Sounds like my brother.
Whose 11.

I don't want to make a Christmas list.
I already told my family what I want for Christmas.
Money


Someone, get this man a medal.
Dread Lady Nathicana wrote:Yeah? Well I Am An American, and proud of it. Rawr. *waves flag* Just not always of my fellow Americans, whom I would on occasion like to beat about the head and shoulders repeatedly to try and knock out the stupid. >_>
Inquisitor of the NS Ōrdō Logicae- Fighting against fallacies and ignorance.
Don't hit at all if it is honorably possible to avoid hitting; but never hit soft.
-Theodore Roosevelt
And on the pedestal these words appear: I am Ozymandias, king of kings, ye who are mighty, look upon my works, and despair.
@}-;-'---
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Postby Horsefish » Wed Nov 23, 2011 1:00 pm

Vellosia wrote:
Horsefish wrote:Well I sent my uni application off yesterday and I've already got a conditional offer from the one with the highest requirements. Sweet. :D


Congrats man. :)


Cheers. Admitidly it is in London, so now I need to go and see what it's like. Bristol is the biggest city I've ever been to so it should be abit of a shock.
Areopagitican wrote:I'm not an expert in the field of moron, but what I think he's saying is that if you have to have sex with Shakira (or another dirty ethnic), at the very least, it must be part of a threesome with a white woman. It's a sacrifice, but someone has to make it.

Geniasis wrote:Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go bludgeon some whales to death with my 12-ft dick.

Georgism wrote:
Geniasis wrote:Maybe if you showered every now and then...

That's what the Nazis said, we're not falling for that one again.

The Western Reaches wrote:I learned that YOU are the reason I embarrassed myself by saying "Horsefish" instead of "Seahorse" this one time in school.

What's wrong with a little destruction?
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Postby Newmoonrising » Wed Nov 23, 2011 1:00 pm

Wazkyraque wrote:
Newmoonrising wrote: :? :rofl: *tell him to close his eyes, put some peanut butter on it and get the dog.

Ew...

It would freak him out and he'll never act like just a butt again. Also, if he starts getting a kick out of it, you can film it and laugh at him.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Wed Nov 23, 2011 1:01 pm

'Ello chucklebuns! I DEMAND A SACRIFICIAL TURKEY!
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Postby Vellosia » Wed Nov 23, 2011 1:01 pm

Horsefish wrote:
Vellosia wrote:
Congrats man. :)


Cheers. Admitidly it is in London, so now I need to go and see what it's like. Bristol is the biggest city I've ever been to so it should be abit of a shock.


What one is it?

And I'm sure you'll be fine. :p
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Postby Alexlantis » Wed Nov 23, 2011 1:03 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:'Ello chucklebuns! I DEMAND A SACRIFICIAL TURKEY!

Tomorrow, Master Chucklebun, tomorrow.
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Postby Horsefish » Wed Nov 23, 2011 1:04 pm

Vellosia wrote:What one is it?

And I'm sure you'll be fine. :p

Kings.

I personally think I'd adjust after a week but if I get a free trip down to London because of it who's complaining? :P
Areopagitican wrote:I'm not an expert in the field of moron, but what I think he's saying is that if you have to have sex with Shakira (or another dirty ethnic), at the very least, it must be part of a threesome with a white woman. It's a sacrifice, but someone has to make it.

Geniasis wrote:Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go bludgeon some whales to death with my 12-ft dick.

Georgism wrote:
Geniasis wrote:Maybe if you showered every now and then...

That's what the Nazis said, we're not falling for that one again.

The Western Reaches wrote:I learned that YOU are the reason I embarrassed myself by saying "Horsefish" instead of "Seahorse" this one time in school.

What's wrong with a little destruction?
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Postby FoxTropica » Wed Nov 23, 2011 1:04 pm

Ionian Knights wrote:
Tsarsgrad wrote:
Aww shit. -Luis Guerro, last words.

And how old is your brother to be both making an x-mas list and telling you to suck his johnson?


12....

I'm Chris hansen with dateline NBC.............
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New East Ireland
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Postby New East Ireland » Wed Nov 23, 2011 1:04 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:'Ello chucklebuns! I DEMAND A SACRIFICIAL TURKEY!

You're too late Natman! I've already replaced all of the turkeys in the world with hams.
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Zeth Rekia
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Postby Zeth Rekia » Wed Nov 23, 2011 1:04 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:'Ello chucklebuns! I DEMAND A SACRIFICIAL TURKEY!

So I heard you'd like some Turkey
But you know you aint' from Turkey
So I guess you get no Turkey
Sooooo... Deal with it.
8)
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