NationStates

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:

Metanih wrote:We disguise it?
I must be less perceptive than i thought.

Don't worry baby, your body still has the nicest arc length I've ever seen.

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:

Metanih wrote:We disguise it?
I must be less perceptive than i thought.

Don't worry baby, your body still has the nicest arc length I've ever seen.

Down boy, you're on enough government watch-lists as is.

Tiami wrote:

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
I am the voice of reason amongst the madness. The madness is fucked.

So, you run off of mad logic?

Not so much, I don't read MAD.

I won the game.

Nationstatelandsville wrote:

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Don't worry baby, your body still has the nicest arc length I've ever seen.

Down boy, you're on enough government watch-lists as is.

Tiami wrote:

So, you run off of mad logic?

Not so much, I don't read MAD.

Well that just makes me so MAD

see, im punny.

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:

Grenartia wrote:
I'm sigging that. Also, can I divide my 1 by your 0?

Only if you be the numerator and I be the denominator and both of us reduce to simplest form.

Nice.



Anyways, being slightly more serious, I've realized that although I may be really perverted on the outside, underneath that exterior is a desperately hopeless romantic trying to find his match...

And underneath that layer is probably a shitload of mental issues...

Imperial--japan wrote:I won the game.

Congrats, your prize is me.

Tiami wrote:

Imperial--japan wrote:I won the game.

Congrats, your prize is me.

OR IS IT ME

DUN DUN DUN

Hossaim wrote:

Tiami wrote:Congrats, your prize is me.

OR IS IT ME

DUN DUN DUN

No.

Tiami wrote:

Imperial--japan wrote:I won the game.

Congrats, your prize is me.

I'll pass.

Hossaim wrote:

Tiami wrote:Congrats, your prize is me.

OR IS IT ME

DUN DUN DUN

I'll pass even more.

Imperial--japan wrote:

Tiami wrote:Congrats, your prize is me.

I'll pass.

Hossaim wrote:OR IS IT ME

DUN DUN DUN

I'll pass even more.

Well that's insulting.

Wow my simple matrices get you laid statement has set of a multitude of math innuendos.

The Corparation wrote:Wow my simple matrices get you laid statement has set of a multitude of math innuendos.

And that is why we can't have nice things. Or cats. Cats... end badly.

Nationstatelandsville wrote:

The Corparation wrote:Wow my simple matrices get you laid statement has set of a multitude of math innuendos.

And that is why we can't have nice things. Or cats. Cats... end badly.

But i love cats! I have one in my lap right now! >.> <.<

Metanih wrote:

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
And that is why we can't have nice things. Or cats. Cats... end badly.

But i love cats! I have one in my lap right now! >.> <.<

I Have 4, But they arent on my lap

Metanih wrote:

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
And that is why we can't have nice things. Or cats. Cats... end badly.

But i love cats! I have one in my lap right now! >.> <.<

Run now before Potarius gets his hands on it!

Nationstatelandsville wrote:

Metanih wrote:But i love cats! I have one in my lap right now! >.> <.<

Run now before Potarius gets his hands on it!

Aww...

Metanih wrote:

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Run now before Potarius gets his hands on it!

Aww...

If you want your cat to survive you must flee.

Nationstatelandsville wrote:

The Corparation wrote:Wow my simple matrices get you laid statement has set of a multitude of math innuendos.

And that is why we can't have nice things. Or cats. Cats... end badly.

I'll say cats end badly, why just this afternoon I saw a cat dead in the gutter on the walk home from the bus stop. Now I f a kitty getting crushed by a car and its corpse starting to rot on the side of the road ain't bad I don't know what is.

Nationstatelandsville wrote:

Metanih wrote:Aww...

If you want your cat to survive you must flee.

*Flees*
*Returns*
No cat anymore...

Metanih wrote:

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
If you want your cat to survive you must flee.

*Flees*
*Returns*
No cat anymore...

Damn it Met, you can't just leave it there! The gargoyles will get it! They always get them...

I'm allergic to cats, and dogs, and horses, and pretty much everything else with fur...

Metanih wrote:

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
And that is why we can't have nice things. Or cats. Cats... end badly.

But i love cats! I have one in my lap right now! >.> <.<

Cats is a rather odd metaphor for my penis. Granted, I have heard far stranger.

Nationstatelandsville wrote:

Metanih wrote:*Flees*
*Returns*
No cat anymore...

Damn it Met, you can't just leave it there! The gargoyles will get it! They always get them...

I didn't leave it there. It clawed me and left gashes on my arm, then sprinted off. I have no idea where it went, but it hates me running while holding it.

It is now my opinion that Disney sucks.

Hassett wrote:I'm allergic to cats, and dogs, and horses, and pretty much everything else with fur...

Get a chicken. They have feathers not fur. They're fluffy and lovably stupid. They can beat up dogs, plus free eggs.