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PostPosted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 5:47 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Metanih wrote:I am a math nerd, and you are killing me...

I wish i was your problem set, because then i'd be really hard, and you'd be doing me on the desk.

I probably crossed some sacred mathematics line there.

PostPosted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 5:47 pm
by Nationstatelandsville
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Metanih wrote:I am a math nerd, and you are killing me...

I wish i was your problem set, because then i'd be really hard, and you'd be doing me on the desk.


...

(commits suicide)

The Truth and Light wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Dear God, the hooves! The hooves of the Apocalypse pound against the collective mortal coil! All ties with the ever-merciful gods have been broken, and the Jotunn have sent their hell-beasts to eviscerate our children's bowels!

Flee! FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES LEST FENRIR SWALLOW YOUR SOUL!

Dude, too much.


The end is not to be made light off, foolish one.

PostPosted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 5:48 pm
by Nationstatelandsville
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I wish i was your problem set, because then i'd be really hard, and you'd be doing me on the desk.

I probably crossed some sacred mathematics line there.


Yeah, Thoth is going to beat the shit out of you now. Sorry.

PostPosted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 5:49 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I probably crossed some sacred mathematics line there.


Yeah, Thoth is going to beat the shit out of you now. Sorry.

Disturbingly, I've used that particular line in real life once.

Worked like a charm.

PostPosted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 5:49 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor
We should make a separate thread for math pick up lines.

PostPosted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 5:50 pm
by Nationstatelandsville
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Yeah, Thoth is going to beat the shit out of you now. Sorry.

Disturbingly, I've used that particular line in real life once.

Worked like a charm.


By "charm", I assume you mean "curse that brought locust down upon my children's children".

PostPosted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 5:51 pm
by FoxTropica
I Like suits.
I'm Going to Wear a suit, I Think.

PostPosted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 5:51 pm
by Metanih
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Metanih wrote:I am a math nerd, and you are killing me...

I wish i was your problem set, because then i'd be really hard, and you'd be doing me on the desk.

I never do problems on a desk...

PostPosted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 5:52 pm
by The Truth and Light
I just got an RP idea.

PostPosted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 5:52 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor
FoxTropica wrote:I Like suits.
I'm Going to Wear a suit, I Think.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxcDKjyB-FQ

PostPosted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 5:52 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor
Metanih wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I wish i was your problem set, because then i'd be really hard, and you'd be doing me on the desk.

I never do problems on a desk...

Even better. ;)

PostPosted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 5:53 pm
by Soviet Haaregrad
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Metanih wrote:I am a math nerd, and you are killing me...

I wish i was your problem set, because then i'd be really hard, and you'd be doing me on the desk.


Well played. :rofl:

PostPosted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 5:53 pm
by FoxTropica
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
FoxTropica wrote:I Like suits.
I'm Going to Wear a suit, I Think.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxcDKjyB-FQ

Suits are good..

PostPosted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 5:55 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor
Soviet Haaregrad wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I wish i was your problem set, because then i'd be really hard, and you'd be doing me on the desk.


Well played. :rofl:

Use that one in real life.

PostPosted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 5:56 pm
by Ionian Knights
blarg, im back.

PostPosted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 5:56 pm
by Tiami
FoxTropica wrote:I Like suits.
I'm Going to Wear a suit, I Think.

I wear a suit everyday to work.

PostPosted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 5:56 pm
by Nationstatelandsville

PostPosted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 5:57 pm
by Tiami
Ionian Knights wrote:blarg, im back.

Is it bad that I read that wrong?

PostPosted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 5:58 pm
by Metanih

Really? Night caused those? They didn't seem like something Night would do. Not one penis joke in the whole thing.

PostPosted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 5:58 pm
by Nationstatelandsville
Tiami wrote:
Ionian Knights wrote:blarg, im back.

Is it bad that I read that wrong?


N-not even I read that wrong. You should see a doctor, or an exorcist.

PostPosted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 5:58 pm
by FoxTropica
Tiami wrote:
FoxTropica wrote:I Like suits.
I'm Going to Wear a suit, I Think.

I wear a suit everyday to work.

You are lucky.
I Want to wear a suit, But its not my school uniform, and i can never wear one as every day clothes in the house... :unsure:
Although i might start doing that.

PostPosted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 5:59 pm
by Nationstatelandsville
Metanih wrote:

Really? Night caused those? They didn't seem like something Night would do. Not one penis joke in the whole thing.


He caused it by offending the math gods.

PostPosted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 5:59 pm
by Tiami
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Tiami wrote:Is it bad that I read that wrong?


N-not even I read that wrong. You should see a doctor, or an exorcist.

Or perhaps I should stop seeing Nightkill. After all, Indians cause bad things. *nods*

PostPosted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 6:00 pm
by Nationstatelandsville
Tiami wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
N-not even I read that wrong. You should see a doctor, or an exorcist.

Or perhaps I should stop seeing Nightkill. After all, Indians cause bad things. *nods*


If you've learned everything you know about the world from Homer Simpson, I could see how you'd say that.

PostPosted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 6:00 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Metanih wrote:Really? Night caused those? They didn't seem like something Night would do. Not one penis joke in the whole thing.


He caused it by offending the math gods.

Can i explore your mean value?