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by Metanih » Mon Oct 10, 2011 5:56 pm

by Al-Harakut al-Islami » Mon Oct 10, 2011 5:57 pm
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Can you imagine how awkward that would be?
"Mom, Dad... I'm an owl."
"Wha... what?!"
"I know, I know. I..."
"Can you stop being an owl?"
"Mom, it's not a choice."
"NO SON OF MINE CAN BE AN OWL!"
"Dad! It's not even physically possible! Christ, how can you be racist against something you didn't know existed until 5 seconds ago?!"
"Do you have an owlfriend?"
"Yes Mom. His name is Damien."

by Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Oct 10, 2011 6:19 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Metanih » Mon Oct 10, 2011 6:39 pm

by Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Oct 10, 2011 6:50 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Metanih » Mon Oct 10, 2011 7:03 pm

by Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Oct 10, 2011 7:11 pm
Metanih wrote:"Hurrying!" Hailey said, bolting as fast as she could. Sachin was wicked fast, and likely angry with a silver dagger in his shoulder. She would have to apologize to the Doctor that she had wasted it escaping a homicidal vampire. He should understand. Hopefully. Of course, it wasn't really his. Hey! You get to meet some real vampires! Not just Beasty here!
Are you implying that i am not a real vampire?
Umm, of course not. I would never do that. PLEASE DON'T EAT ME!!!
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Metanih » Mon Oct 10, 2011 7:17 pm

by Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Oct 10, 2011 8:25 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Metanih » Mon Oct 10, 2011 8:29 pm

by Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Oct 10, 2011 8:47 pm
Metanih wrote:"Umm, hello." Hailey said, feeling uncomfortable. With her hands behind her back, she removed her gloves. It seemed wrong to be the only one hiding something that everyone else showed with no issue. She was rather nervous. Ooh. Nice. There are apparently more. Interesting. Make sure to make a good impression! These guys are cool!
I plan on making a good impression, no matter how cool you think they are. They are part of my specific... umm, clan or something. I don't know exactly what it means. I hope they like new vampires...
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Metanih » Mon Oct 10, 2011 8:53 pm

by Ameriganastan » Mon Oct 10, 2011 9:04 pm
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.
Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity
Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.
Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*

by Zarkenis Ultima » Mon Oct 10, 2011 9:11 pm

by Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Oct 10, 2011 9:19 pm
Metanih wrote:HEY! They are using our mind powers. How dare they! We would have cooperated without it, but then they had the audacity to do this. Cooperate anyway.
"I think i know my own power. I don't think it is really needed to do that, seeing as i am perfectly willing without it." Hailey said, glaring, but nonetheless compelled. "For one, i would like to know a little bit more about the clan politics. I know there is this clan, and the clan of the guy who tried to abduct me earlier, and i don't think you get along well."
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Metanih » Mon Oct 10, 2011 9:23 pm

by Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Oct 10, 2011 9:27 pm
Metanih wrote:"I kinda got that when he stalked me all over. He has my knife too. Is there much to know about your, err, our particular clan?" Hailey asked, the next question. She didn't like this. She was better at answering questions than asking them. You should be more curious. They can explain much more than i can, i think. If they are willing. And nice enough.
And they are awesome! I wonder why there was never any vampires in Harry Potter? That would make the books more interesting.
Because Harry Potter didn't need vampires. Like Twilight, it was better with no vampires.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Metanih » Mon Oct 10, 2011 9:32 pm

by Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Oct 10, 2011 9:49 pm
Metanih wrote:"Interesting. I am out of questions, sadly. Do you have any for me? I lack creativity in that field, you know, the one made for designing questions." Hailey said, smiling. It was interesting to learn of the vampire's lines. Blood of the Gods... I bet the Priest would get a kick out of that.
See? I told you G had this all planned out. He is so thorough. I would love to read a book by him. I bet it would be a very interesting read. Don't you think?
Yeah. Sure. Assuming i didn't already know the plot. You know, because it is completely predictable, by counting the cliches inside it. Also there is the little thing where I AM IN THE BOOK!
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Metanih » Mon Oct 10, 2011 9:53 pm

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by Rupudska » Tue Oct 11, 2011 3:25 pm
New East Ireland wrote:Rupudska wrote:Catrin was outside the hospital when Damien arrived. She noticed there was something different about him. Something more different than you would expect from someone going into Chinatown, and it wasn't the Coiled Viper. She walked towards him. "So...." she said, unsure herself of what was wrong, but knowing that something certainly was. "What happened in Chinatown?"
Damien shrugged. "Nothing you need to worry about, yet," he replied to Catrin. He didn't need her yet. "Now, girl, show me where everyone else is. I have important information for them, and I'm sure they'll want to know that I'm one step closer to helping find the Coiled Viper. Now, show me where they are."
Hladgos wrote:Scantly clad women, more like tanks
seem to be blowing up everyones banks
with airstrikes from girls with wings to their knees
which show a bit more than just their panties

by New East Ireland » Tue Oct 11, 2011 3:30 pm
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