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by Zarkenis Ultima » Sun Oct 09, 2011 2:19 pm

by Hardened Pyrokinetics » Sun Oct 09, 2011 2:30 pm
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.
It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.
Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.
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greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.

by Norvenia » Sun Oct 09, 2011 2:32 pm

by Nationstatelandsville » Sun Oct 09, 2011 2:37 pm
Norvenia wrote:Sitting beside Mark, it took Gabriel a few moments to recognize his phone buzzing in his pocket. The last day had been so insane that something as normal as taking a phone call made the priest start to laugh. Once he'd started, it was difficult to stop, and Gabriel wheezed with uncontrollable mirth for almost a minute. When the fit had finally abated, the priest had his head in his hands, fighting to control his breathing.
Battle fatigue. Or the head wound, one or the other. Either way, I've got to keep this under control. Gabriel shook his head briskly, then picked up the phone and answered it. "This is Gabriel Thomas, priest at St. David's, Jasper. How may I be of service?"

by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Oct 09, 2011 2:47 pm
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:Frederick nodded at Damien. "Very well then. Let's go. We should be careful though." Frederick said to the principal, and so the two men began making their way towards Chinatown, the realm of the Chinesse demons, where the Coiled Viper would be. Or where Frederick hoped the Coiled Viper would be, but whatever.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Norvenia » Sun Oct 09, 2011 2:48 pm
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Norvenia wrote:Sitting beside Mark, it took Gabriel a few moments to recognize his phone buzzing in his pocket. The last day had been so insane that something as normal as taking a phone call made the priest start to laugh. Once he'd started, it was difficult to stop, and Gabriel wheezed with uncontrollable mirth for almost a minute. When the fit had finally abated, the priest had his head in his hands, fighting to control his breathing.
Battle fatigue. Or the head wound, one or the other. Either way, I've got to keep this under control. Gabriel shook his head briskly, then picked up the phone and answered it. "This is Gabriel Thomas, priest at St. David's, Jasper. How may I be of service?"
"Gabriel, yes!" Vernon screamed, "this is Vernon. Don't ask how I got this number or you'll want to punch me, and that is not what we need right now. Hold on a moment." He pulled the phone away from his ear from a moment and addressed Hailey.
"Don't worry about it," he said to her quickly before bringing the phone back up to his ear and talking to Gabriel, "alright, now, let me bring you up to speed. Vampire-Hailey is here with me, not attacking me, don't worry about that. A vampire came to me and told me where the Coiled Viper is: Chinatown. Now, we can't go looking for it until night, because Hailey and I can't leave while the sun is out or she will die. We'll meet wherever you are right now and go at say... 8 PM to Chinatown, fight some demons, grab the Viper, and I need to talk to you and Mark at some point during this all. Where are you right now?"

by New East Ireland » Sun Oct 09, 2011 2:52 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Zarkenis Ultima wrote:Frederick nodded at Damien. "Very well then. Let's go. We should be careful though." Frederick said to the principal, and so the two men began making their way towards Chinatown, the realm of the Chinesse demons, where the Coiled Viper would be. Or where Frederick hoped the Coiled Viper would be, but whatever.
The group entered Chinatown, where they encountered a lot of people trying to sell them stuff. So far, nothing unusual was seen.

by Nationstatelandsville » Sun Oct 09, 2011 2:57 pm
Norvenia wrote:Nationstatelandsville wrote:
"Gabriel, yes!" Vernon screamed, "this is Vernon. Don't ask how I got this number or you'll want to punch me, and that is not what we need right now. Hold on a moment." He pulled the phone away from his ear from a moment and addressed Hailey.
"Don't worry about it," he said to her quickly before bringing the phone back up to his ear and talking to Gabriel, "alright, now, let me bring you up to speed. Vampire-Hailey is here with me, not attacking me, don't worry about that. A vampire came to me and told me where the Coiled Viper is: Chinatown. Now, we can't go looking for it until night, because Hailey and I can't leave while the sun is out or she will die. We'll meet wherever you are right now and go at say... 8 PM to Chinatown, fight some demons, grab the Viper, and I need to talk to you and Mark at some point during this all. Where are you right now?"
Gabriel glanced over at where the doctors were struggling with Mark. This insensitive bastard! I ought to rip his throat out, tear out his fingernails...Gabriel forced down the slew of violent images that filled his mind with their seductive song. Replying, he struggled to keep his voice even. "I'm glad to hear that you've gotten a location on the Coiled Viper - you'll have to tell me more about how later. I'm at the hospital, and I've got some bad news. Mark has developed...complications. It doesn't look good. Get here if you can, and hurry. I don't know how much time he has left." Gabriel turned to look at the frenzied beeping of the machines around the lawyer, and gritted his teeth. He's not a good man, but he doesn't deserve to die like this - of an infection in a Frisco back alley, shot by a sixteen-year-old girl. It's not fair.

by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Oct 09, 2011 3:00 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by New East Ireland » Sun Oct 09, 2011 3:02 pm

by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Oct 09, 2011 3:04 pm
New East Ireland wrote:Damien looked at Fredrick. "Stay here; I'll go find some info. Just ay low, and wait until I get back," he said. He ran over to the bartender, sat down, and looked at him/her/it. "I need information," he began, "About an artifact. It's very valuable, and it's gone missing from my possession lately. Maybe you know something about it?"
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by New East Ireland » Sun Oct 09, 2011 3:08 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:New East Ireland wrote:Damien looked at Fredrick. "Stay here; I'll go find some info. Just ay low, and wait until I get back," he said. He ran over to the bartender, sat down, and looked at him/her/it. "I need information," he began, "About an artifact. It's very valuable, and it's gone missing from my possession lately. Maybe you know something about it?"
"Buddy, I serve the drinks. I don't give ten shits about what you lost." the bartender girl grumbled. "I don't know why you white people always ask me that."

by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Oct 09, 2011 3:11 pm
New East Ireland wrote:Nightkill the Emperor wrote:"Buddy, I serve the drinks. I don't give ten shits about what you lost." the bartender girl grumbled. "I don't know why you white people always ask me that."
"Dammit, I've got a great slave that can work and/or feed a family of vamps or were-people for a few days. Tell me what I want to know, or about someone who can help me, and he's yours," Damien replied, hastily. He had no time for bitch bartenders. Especially not ones in Chinatown, where his five dollar bill was worth 50 Renminbi. Or, so he thought, I guess.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by New East Ireland » Sun Oct 09, 2011 3:22 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:New East Ireland wrote:"Dammit, I've got a great slave that can work and/or feed a family of vamps or were-people for a few days. Tell me what I want to know, or about someone who can help me, and he's yours," Damien replied, hastily. He had no time for bitch bartenders. Especially not ones in Chinatown, where his five dollar bill was worth 50 Renminbi. Or, so he thought, I guess.
There was a pause while the English speaking people in the bar stared at Damien.
One pulled out a cell phone, and dialed. "Ah, police? We have a psychopath here..."

by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Oct 09, 2011 3:25 pm
New East Ireland wrote:Nightkill the Emperor wrote:There was a pause while the English speaking people in the bar stared at Damien.
One pulled out a cell phone, and dialed. "Ah, police? We have a psychopath here..."
Damien ran out of the bar. He didn't care if Fredrick followed, he just didn't want to be arrested. He kept running, thinking about what was going on. I have to escape. I have to go. Somewhere. I can find the Viper myself. Thanks to that idiot, I know where it is. I just need to ally, or something, and I'll get it for myse-
He stopped thinking when he ran into an alley, and hid behind a dumpster.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by New East Ireland » Sun Oct 09, 2011 3:28 pm

by Zarkenis Ultima » Sun Oct 09, 2011 3:31 pm

by Nationstatelandsville » Sun Oct 09, 2011 3:33 pm
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:"...Well, that's quite annoying." Frederick thought to himself as he saw Damien run past him and into an alley. "Well, screw him, if he was just going to leave me here I might as well go get the others instead." He thought again, and then simply left Chinatown. He remembered that Hailey went with the medic, and thought of asking for his address at the hospital.
After he did that, he went to the given address, but forgot the exact floor number and went up an extra one. After that, he knocked on which he believed was the medic's door, when it was, in fact, Vernon's.

by Metanih » Sun Oct 09, 2011 3:34 pm

by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Oct 09, 2011 3:34 pm
New East Ireland wrote:Damien turned to the owl, and was, to say the least, surprised. "Oh, um, hello. My name is Damien P. Seward," he replied, in a timid and somewhat frightened voice. "I don't suppose you know where an artifact known as the Coiled Viper is? I hear it's somewhere here, in Chinatown. Any help will be appreciated."
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by New East Ireland » Sun Oct 09, 2011 3:36 pm

by Zarkenis Ultima » Sun Oct 09, 2011 3:38 pm

by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Oct 09, 2011 3:39 pm
New East Ireland wrote:Damien jumped back, narrowly avoiding death-by-owl. "Son-of-a-bitch! I thought owls were suppose to be wise pacifist annoyances in video games and children's movies!" he yelled. He turned around, and ran over to a door that was in the alley way. He didn't bother to look back; instead he just rammed into the door until it opened. Then he ran inside.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Metanih » Sun Oct 09, 2011 3:40 pm

by New East Ireland » Sun Oct 09, 2011 3:42 pm
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