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by Nightkill the Emperor » Sat Sep 24, 2011 7:26 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Hardened Pyrokinetics » Sat Sep 24, 2011 9:28 pm
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.
It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.
Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.
New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.
greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.
by Nature-Spirits » Sun Sep 25, 2011 9:19 am
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Outside Elfen High, a portal appeared.
Out of this portals, a hundred angel-demons or angel-humans stumbled out. They charged toward the school.
Leading them was a considerably angelized Miranda, Tyler and Sylvia.
by New East Ireland » Sun Sep 25, 2011 9:23 am
by Nationstatelandsville » Sun Sep 25, 2011 10:15 am
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Calliel grabbed Ferdinand, and tried blasting healing rays through him, though it was a hopeless cause.
Behind them, the base made the same shrieking noise that deafened all but the angels, Jehovah Hades and Nora. Speaking of Jehovah, he had a metal tube in his neck, and was trying to rip it out without causing more damage.
by Zarkenis Ultima » Sun Sep 25, 2011 11:53 am
by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Sep 25, 2011 1:24 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by New East Ireland » Sun Sep 25, 2011 1:30 pm
by Alevuss » Sun Sep 25, 2011 2:09 pm
by Ameriganastan » Sun Sep 25, 2011 3:52 pm
Alevuss wrote:Grimoire, who had decided to not go on ahead with the others, stood beside Laz with his arms crossed. After dumping sand out of his shoes again, he turned to Laz and realized he hadn't really talked to the demon much. Yes, he had taught him when he had attended Elfen High, and ended up talking to him on most weeks, but just about never on a real "man-to-man", or whatever genders demons had, level.
"So... Lazrian, where in Hell exactly do you live?"
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.
Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity
Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.
Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*
by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Sep 25, 2011 4:36 pm
New East Ireland wrote:"It's going to come down on top of us," Malakh said, as he picked up his flaming sword.
"Somebody grab Ferdinand. Me and Calliel will hold him off."
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by New East Ireland » Sun Sep 25, 2011 4:38 pm
by Zarkenis Ultima » Sun Sep 25, 2011 4:40 pm
by Hardened Pyrokinetics » Sun Sep 25, 2011 4:47 pm
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.
It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.
Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.
New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.
greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.
by Nationstatelandsville » Sun Sep 25, 2011 5:38 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:New East Ireland wrote:"It's going to come down on top of us," Malakh said, as he picked up his flaming sword.
"Somebody grab Ferdinand. Me and Calliel will hold him off."
The base didn't come on top of them. Not at all. Instead, it started to emerge from the ground. It looked like this when it finally emerged from the ground, hovering in the air.
by Alevuss » Mon Sep 26, 2011 3:28 pm
Ameriganastan wrote:Alevuss wrote:Grimoire, who had decided to not go on ahead with the others, stood beside Laz with his arms crossed. After dumping sand out of his shoes again, he turned to Laz and realized he hadn't really talked to the demon much. Yes, he had taught him when he had attended Elfen High, and ended up talking to him on most weeks, but just about never on a real "man-to-man", or whatever genders demons had, level.
"So... Lazrian, where in Hell exactly do you live?"
"I don't live in Hell anymore. I've lived on Earth for the past six years. But when i did still live here, i lived on this sweet bit of land in Western Hell. Nice place."
by Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Sep 26, 2011 5:21 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by New East Ireland » Mon Sep 26, 2011 5:26 pm
by Nationstatelandsville » Mon Sep 26, 2011 5:28 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:The attackers on the school now started firing magic missiles, fighting the people that bothered to fight him and leave the meeting.
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In God's Curse, Jehovah-Scott was hit in the eyes, but staggered. Then he chuckled. "Time to go now." he said cheerfully, and teleported. Calliel paused. "He's in the ship. We should go after him."
by Zarkenis Ultima » Mon Sep 26, 2011 5:36 pm
by Ameriganastan » Mon Sep 26, 2011 7:15 pm
Alevuss wrote:"I suppose," Grim said, slightly shrugging, but partially agreeing, blindly. "I can't really agree with you, since this place is all I've seen of Hell. You probably overheard earlier, or a month ago, that I'm moving to French Hell. I assume that colonized areas of Hell have some more modernized pleasantries than the rest of Hell, but if they don't, how exactly does one attain food in Hell, be it plant-like or animal-like?"
Grim was expecting that Laz's answer would be something like "Go out and kill for it. You'll have to fight the plant's too", or something like that, but hoped that Hell had some sort of market, shop, or demon trafficking system.
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.
Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity
Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.
Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*
by Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Sep 26, 2011 8:41 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Zarkenis Ultima » Mon Sep 26, 2011 8:54 pm
by Hardened Pyrokinetics » Tue Sep 27, 2011 3:01 pm
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.
It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.
Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.
New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.
greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.
by Ameriganastan » Tue Sep 27, 2011 7:00 pm
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.
Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity
Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.
Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*
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