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New East Ireland
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Postby New East Ireland » Thu Jul 14, 2011 8:24 pm

*Eats some cheese*
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Jul 14, 2011 8:24 pm

I hereby ban the eating of cows.

Instead, you must consume human flesh.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
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Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Norstal » Thu Jul 14, 2011 8:26 pm

New East Ireland wrote:The Final Post!

Night's milkshake tithe brings all the Gods to the Church and they're like "It's better than yours, damn right, it's better than yours!" :p

Fixed.
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Postby Inkarzikan » Thu Jul 14, 2011 8:27 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Good my thread. You shall live on in our hearts.

*Tosses everyone a free hooker*

HELL YEAH!
*runs into a closet*
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February 17, 2011: Never Forget.

[spoiler=Quotes]

Lackadaisical2 wrote:
Gidgetisms wrote:Hahahaaha Lacky's a grandma!

I am?

Just goes to show my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.


Biernackia wrote:
Jordsindia wrote:I know, it's America's penis.

Does it mean Florida will be bigger when america gets an erection?

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Inkarzikan
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Postby Inkarzikan » Thu Jul 14, 2011 8:27 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I hereby ban the eating of cows.

Instead, you must consume human flesh.

What? Mutiny!
The Union of Inkartsch Monarchist Kingdoms

Inkartschland, Demonym Inkartsch

F7ly, Ink talks with an English accent, and Willy with a Scottish.
F7ly married to Naka
Daemonheart-Brother
CC-Sibling
Aure-Sister
Menassa-Brother
Eli-Brother
Rebby-Sister
Dor- Broter
Tet-Broter.
Stat-Sister
LR-Sista'



February 17, 2011: Never Forget.

[spoiler=Quotes]

Lackadaisical2 wrote:
Gidgetisms wrote:Hahahaaha Lacky's a grandma!

I am?

Just goes to show my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.


Biernackia wrote:
Jordsindia wrote:I know, it's America's penis.

Does it mean Florida will be bigger when america gets an erection?

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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Jul 14, 2011 8:27 pm

Norstal wrote:
New East Ireland wrote:The Final Post!

Night's milkshake tithe brings all the Gods to the Church and they're like "It's better than yours, damn right, it's better than yours!" :p

Fixed.

You want your free hooker before it's too late?
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Olthar » Thu Jul 14, 2011 8:28 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I hereby ban the eating of cows.

Instead, you must consume human flesh.

What about bacon? Is bacon still acceptable? How about buffalo burgers?
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Postby Inkarzikan » Thu Jul 14, 2011 8:28 pm

The Union of Inkartsch Monarchist Kingdoms

Inkartschland, Demonym Inkartsch

F7ly, Ink talks with an English accent, and Willy with a Scottish.
F7ly married to Naka
Daemonheart-Brother
CC-Sibling
Aure-Sister
Menassa-Brother
Eli-Brother
Rebby-Sister
Dor- Broter
Tet-Broter.
Stat-Sister
LR-Sista'



February 17, 2011: Never Forget.

[spoiler=Quotes]

Lackadaisical2 wrote:
Gidgetisms wrote:Hahahaaha Lacky's a grandma!

I am?

Just goes to show my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.


Biernackia wrote:
Jordsindia wrote:I know, it's America's penis.

Does it mean Florida will be bigger when america gets an erection?

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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Jul 14, 2011 8:28 pm

Olthar wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I hereby ban the eating of cows.

Instead, you must consume human flesh.

What about bacon? Is bacon still acceptable? How about buffalo burgers?

Anything not made from cow is acceptable.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Jul 14, 2011 8:29 pm


That's one of them.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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New East Ireland
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Postby New East Ireland » Thu Jul 14, 2011 8:29 pm

*Takes a Death Note and writes the thread in it*

There. 40 seconds.
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Postby Vortiaganica » Thu Jul 14, 2011 8:29 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Olthar wrote:What about bacon? Is bacon still acceptable? How about buffalo burgers?

Anything not made from cow is acceptable.


So McDonalds beef burgers are fine, I assume?
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Postby Inkarzikan » Thu Jul 14, 2011 8:29 pm

New East Ireland wrote:*Takes a Death Note and writes the thread in it*

There. 40 seconds.

Shit!
*jumps off thread*
The Union of Inkartsch Monarchist Kingdoms

Inkartschland, Demonym Inkartsch

F7ly, Ink talks with an English accent, and Willy with a Scottish.
F7ly married to Naka
Daemonheart-Brother
CC-Sibling
Aure-Sister
Menassa-Brother
Eli-Brother
Rebby-Sister
Dor- Broter
Tet-Broter.
Stat-Sister
LR-Sista'



February 17, 2011: Never Forget.

[spoiler=Quotes]

Lackadaisical2 wrote:
Gidgetisms wrote:Hahahaaha Lacky's a grandma!

I am?

Just goes to show my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.


Biernackia wrote:
Jordsindia wrote:I know, it's America's penis.

Does it mean Florida will be bigger when america gets an erection?

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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Jul 14, 2011 8:30 pm

Vortiaganica wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Anything not made from cow is acceptable.


So McDonalds beef burgers are fine, I assume?

:lol:
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Norstal » Thu Jul 14, 2011 8:31 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Norstal wrote:Fixed.

You want your free hooker before it's too late?

Yes please.


This one represents His Nightkillness more.
Toronto Sun wrote:Best poster ever. ★★★★★


New York Times wrote:No one can beat him in debates. 5/5.


IGN wrote:Literally the best game I've ever played. 10/10


NSG Public wrote:What a fucking douchebag.



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Inkarzikan
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Postby Inkarzikan » Thu Jul 14, 2011 8:31 pm

I say we should have a contest to who is the last poster!
The Union of Inkartsch Monarchist Kingdoms

Inkartschland, Demonym Inkartsch

F7ly, Ink talks with an English accent, and Willy with a Scottish.
F7ly married to Naka
Daemonheart-Brother
CC-Sibling
Aure-Sister
Menassa-Brother
Eli-Brother
Rebby-Sister
Dor- Broter
Tet-Broter.
Stat-Sister
LR-Sista'



February 17, 2011: Never Forget.

[spoiler=Quotes]

Lackadaisical2 wrote:
Gidgetisms wrote:Hahahaaha Lacky's a grandma!

I am?

Just goes to show my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.


Biernackia wrote:
Jordsindia wrote:I know, it's America's penis.

Does it mean Florida will be bigger when america gets an erection?

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New East Ireland
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Postby New East Ireland » Thu Jul 14, 2011 8:32 pm

Muffins!
"A joke is a very serious thing."

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Postby Olthar » Thu Jul 14, 2011 8:32 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Olthar wrote:What about bacon? Is bacon still acceptable? How about buffalo burgers?

Anything not made from cow is acceptable.

So does that mean I can eat you?

Unless you're made of cow. Are you made of cow, Nightkill?
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Jul 14, 2011 8:32 pm

Norstal wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:You want your free hooker before it's too late?

Yes please.


This one represents His Nightkillness more.

*Throws you an Indian hooker*
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Jul 14, 2011 8:32 pm

Olthar wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Anything not made from cow is acceptable.

So does that mean I can eat you?

Unless you're made of cow. Are you made of cow, Nightkill?

I am made of Indian.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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New East Ireland
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Postby New East Ireland » Thu Jul 14, 2011 8:32 pm

Olthar wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Anything not made from cow is acceptable.

So does that mean I can eat you?

Unless you're made of cow. Are you made of cow, Nightkill?

Nightkill is made of Indian dirt and God essence.
"A joke is a very serious thing."

- Winston Churchill



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Postby Unilisia » Thu Jul 14, 2011 8:33 pm

New Manvir wrote:*Starts Church of Orthodox Nightkillism, declares Jihad on everyone else*


:clap:
I am the mighty Uni.

Tiami wrote:I bow before the mighty Uni.

Lackadaisical2 wrote:If it shocked Uni, I know I don't want to read it.
You win.

Kylarnatia wrote:Steep hill + wheelchair + my lap - I think we know where that goes ;)

Katganistan wrote:That is fucking stupid.

L Ron Cupboard wrote:He appears to be propelling himself out of the flames with explosive diarrhea while his mother does jazz hands.

Mike the Progressive wrote:Because women are gods, men are pigs, and we, the males, deserve to all be castrated.

Neo Arcad wrote:Uni doesn't sleep. She waits.

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Collector: "Why are these coins all sticky?"

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Jul 14, 2011 8:33 pm

Unilisia wrote:
New Manvir wrote:*Starts Church of Orthodox Nightkillism, declares Jihad on everyone else*


:clap:

Sure, everyone comes to this thread now that it's about to die.

You want your free hooker?
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Thu Jul 14, 2011 8:34 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Unilisia wrote:
:clap:

Sure, everyone comes to this thread now that it's about to die.

You want your free hooker?


Uni came here for the Jihad, not the hookers.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Postby Vortiaganica » Thu Jul 14, 2011 8:34 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Unilisia wrote:
:clap:

Sure, everyone comes to this thread now that it's about to die.

You want your free hooker?


*she's a girl*
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