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by Hardened Pyrokinetics » Tue Jun 28, 2011 10:26 pm

Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.
It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.
Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.
New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.
greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.

by Olthar » Tue Jun 28, 2011 10:27 pm

by Hardened Pyrokinetics » Tue Jun 28, 2011 10:33 pm
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.
It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.
Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.
New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.
greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.

by Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Jun 28, 2011 10:37 pm
Olthar wrote:You gonna edit that post with Raphael or what? I'd like to get another post in before you leave.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Jun 28, 2011 10:38 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Jun 28, 2011 10:38 pm
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:Alright, heading off now. Might not get much time tomorrow morning. Need to get chores done before going to watch a movie, so try not to get too far ahead on me.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by The Rich Port » Tue Jun 28, 2011 11:35 pm


by Vortiaganica » Wed Jun 29, 2011 12:58 am

by The Rich Port » Wed Jun 29, 2011 1:14 am
Vortiaganica wrote:Well. This is awkward...
Everything is burning *dah dah dah dah-dah*
How am I going to work this out...


by Vortiaganica » Wed Jun 29, 2011 1:26 am

by Ameriganastan » Wed Jun 29, 2011 1:56 am
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.
Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity
Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.
Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*

by Vortiaganica » Wed Jun 29, 2011 3:40 am

by Alevuss » Wed Jun 29, 2011 6:44 am

by Olthar » Wed Jun 29, 2011 8:40 am
Alevuss wrote:Can I have a run-down on what is going on in the story and what has happened? I'm going to make an app, but first, I want to know if I can follow along with the story at all.

by Hardened Pyrokinetics » Wed Jun 29, 2011 8:50 am
Olthar wrote:Alevuss wrote:Can I have a run-down on what is going on in the story and what has happened? I'm going to make an app, but first, I want to know if I can follow along with the story at all.
The RP started with the first day in a new year of school. The players, consisting of teachers and students, played through the first day, going through the classes of History and Mythology, Botany, Chemistry, Wood Shop, and Philosophy. Not a whole lot really happened, and it all became obsolete later, anyways. Then, during lunch, a massive, all-powerful dragon imprisoned beneath the school sent out a telepathic call for help to whoever care to listen. After that, there was an assembly where the Vice Principal, Aleister Crowley, made a rather long-winded speech ending in the introduction of the new teachers. However, one of said teachers, Victoria, didn't bother showing up for the assembly, being more interested in the message. So, she used her psionic powers to rip a hole in the basement wall, finding a cave, and, subsequently, finding the dragon. She began talking to it before one of the students, Damien, showed up, having followed her down. The dragon said he give the two of them ancient and powerful magic if they would rescue him, but neither of them accepted the offer and left. During this, another student, Pari, went to tell the Vice Principal that someone had broken into the basement. Her familiar, Whiskers, had spoken to a mouse that witnessed the event and then proceeded to inform Pari. This prompted Mr. Crowley to check it out. Before he got down there, Desmond showed up at the school with the intention of freeing the dragon, however Mr. Crowley interrupted the attempt and the two began to fight. Outside, Damien and his roommate, the angel Calliel, went to tell Archangel Michael about the dragon. Damien then went to the computer lab and started having weird visions about the angel Malakh. Then, the Metatron, who'd been released from imprisonment in Hell, possessed the body of a student, James, and set fire to the dorms, intent on destroying the entire school for whatever reason, killing, in total, about 25% of the students, including Damien who was then instantly reborn as Malakh. The Metatron was confronted by Calliel while James fought him in his mind. In the end, James used sheer ball-tastic willpower to somehow beat the Metatron into submission, but not before blowing up a chunk of his own brain making him permanently paralyzed. After that, the Archangel Raphael descended from Heaven to retrieve the Metatron, though James attacked the archangel, which didn't end well for him. Then, James was carried out of the fire by Calliel while everyone else escaped, as well. Malakh healed James' paralysis, but when James attacked both him and Calliel, he banished James to Hell. Through all of this, the conflict between Mr. Crowley and Desmond was settled with Desmond compromising by converting the dragon's prison into a chain, receiving an ancient spell of some kind. Though, Mr. Crowley did lose a hand from the fight. Then, Malakh and Calliel went up to Heaven, had a chat with Archangel Michael, and went down to Hell to look for the angel Gabriel, who'd been kidnapped "off-screen," as it were, at the beginning of the RP. While there, they conveniently encountered both Damien and James, the two of them deciding to tag along with nothing better to do. Victoria, with delusions of grandeur, headed off to Egypt to the hidden sanctuary of the Élan in order to massacre them all and absorb their psionic powers and turn herself into a god, encountering Archangel Raphael on the way. Desmond went off to Iraq to find an ancient Babylonian artifact with his newly acquired magic and also turn himself into a god. And that's where we are now: Calliel, Malakh, James, and Damien are in Hell, Victoria and Raphael are in Egypt, and Desmond is in Iraq. Everyone else is sitting around the ruins of Elfen High with nothing to do.
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.
It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.
Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.
New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.
greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.

by Olthar » Wed Jun 29, 2011 8:53 am
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:Olthar wrote:The RP started with the first day in a new year of school. The players, consisting of teachers and students, played through the first day, going through the classes of History and Mythology, Botany, Chemistry, Wood Shop, and Philosophy. Not a whole lot really happened, and it all became obsolete later, anyways. Then, during lunch, a massive, all-powerful dragon imprisoned beneath the school sent out a telepathic call for help to whoever care to listen. After that, there was an assembly where the Vice Principal, Aleister Crowley, made a rather long-winded speech ending in the introduction of the new teachers. However, one of said teachers, Victoria, didn't bother showing up for the assembly, being more interested in the message. So, she used her psionic powers to rip a hole in the basement wall, finding a cave, and, subsequently, finding the dragon. She began talking to it before one of the students, Damien, showed up, having followed her down. The dragon said he give the two of them ancient and powerful magic if they would rescue him, but neither of them accepted the offer and left. During this, another student, Pari, went to tell the Vice Principal that someone had broken into the basement. Her familiar, Whiskers, had spoken to a mouse that witnessed the event and then proceeded to inform Pari. This prompted Mr. Crowley to check it out. Before he got down there, Desmond showed up at the school with the intention of freeing the dragon, however Mr. Crowley interrupted the attempt and the two began to fight. Outside, Damien and his roommate, the angel Calliel, went to tell Archangel Michael about the dragon. Damien then went to the computer lab and started having weird visions about the angel Malakh. Then, the Metatron, who'd been released from imprisonment in Hell, possessed the body of a student, James, and set fire to the dorms, intent on destroying the entire school for whatever reason, killing, in total, about 25% of the students, including Damien who was then instantly reborn as Malakh. The Metatron was confronted by Calliel while James fought him in his mind. In the end, James used sheer ball-tastic willpower to somehow beat the Metatron into submission, but not before blowing up a chunk of his own brain making him permanently paralyzed. After that, the Archangel Raphael descended from Heaven to retrieve the Metatron, though James attacked the archangel, which didn't end well for him. Then, James was carried out of the fire by Calliel while everyone else escaped, as well. Malakh healed James' paralysis, but when James attacked both him and Calliel, he banished James to Hell. Through all of this, the conflict between Mr. Crowley and Desmond was settled with Desmond compromising by converting the dragon's prison into a chain, receiving an ancient spell of some kind. Though, Mr. Crowley did lose a hand from the fight. Then, Malakh and Calliel went up to Heaven, had a chat with Archangel Michael, and went down to Hell to look for the angel Gabriel, who'd been kidnapped "off-screen," as it were, at the beginning of the RP. While there, they conveniently encountered both Damien and James, the two of them deciding to tag along with nothing better to do. Victoria, with delusions of grandeur, headed off to Egypt to the hidden sanctuary of the Élan in order to massacre them all and absorb their psionic powers and turn herself into a god, encountering Archangel Raphael on the way. Desmond went off to Iraq to find an ancient Babylonian artifact with his newly acquired magic and also turn himself into a god. And that's where we are now: Calliel, Malakh, James, and Damien are in Hell, Victoria and Raphael are in Egypt, and Desmond is in Iraq. Everyone else is sitting around the ruins of Elfen High with nothing to do.
You forgot to mention that James' first action upon arriving in Hell was to lay down on the ground and sleep, then insta-cook a gigantic fucking cockroach. Oh, and you left out the fight with Rasputin.

by Hardened Pyrokinetics » Wed Jun 29, 2011 8:54 am
Olthar wrote:Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:You forgot to mention that James' first action upon arriving in Hell was to lay down on the ground and sleep, then insta-cook a gigantic fucking cockroach. Oh, and you left out the fight with Rasputin.
I left out a lot of things because they weren't important to the plot summary.

Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.
It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.
Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.
New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.
greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.

by New East Ireland » Wed Jun 29, 2011 8:56 am

by Olthar » Wed Jun 29, 2011 8:58 am
New East Ireland wrote:I can't think of what Calliel, Damien, James, and Malakh should do in Hell. I've been thinking, but haven't gotten anywhere since the fight with Grigori Rasputin..

by New East Ireland » Wed Jun 29, 2011 8:59 am
Olthar wrote:New East Ireland wrote:I can't think of what Calliel, Damien, James, and Malakh should do in Hell. I've been thinking, but haven't gotten anywhere since the fight with Grigori Rasputin..
Well, they could continue their search for Gabriel. That's why they're down there in the first place...(Well, why the angels are down there, I should say)

by New East Ireland » Wed Jun 29, 2011 9:12 am

by Hardened Pyrokinetics » Wed Jun 29, 2011 9:13 am
New East Ireland wrote:Olthar wrote:Well, they could continue their search for Gabriel. That's why they're down there in the first place...(Well, why the angels are down there, I should say)
Yeah. Damien and James might as well tag along and go to Heavengate.What to you say Hard?
Dammit, he logged off. >.< Hmm. Aha, I've got an idea.
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.
It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.
Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.
New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.
greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.

by New East Ireland » Wed Jun 29, 2011 9:14 am
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:New East Ireland wrote:Yeah. Damien and James might as well tag along and go to Heavengate.What to you say Hard?
Dammit, he logged off. >.< Hmm. Aha, I've got an idea.
Sorry about that. Was reading Cracked.
I'm cool with that. Might want to wait for Zarkanis though. His character is with the group as well.
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