Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:
He's also punched a fellow student and MOTHERFUCKING METATRON in the face.
... Y'know, I just realized how awesome it would've been to have had an "ALL HAIL METATRON!" thing. ):
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by Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Jun 27, 2011 10:18 pm
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:
He's also punched a fellow student and MOTHERFUCKING METATRON in the face.
... Y'know, I just realized how awesome it would've been to have had an "ALL HAIL METATRON!" thing. ):
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Hardened Pyrokinetics » Mon Jun 27, 2011 10:19 pm
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.
It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.
Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.
New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.
greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.

by Ameriganastan » Mon Jun 27, 2011 10:19 pm
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.
Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity
Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.
Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*

by Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Jun 27, 2011 10:23 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Hardened Pyrokinetics » Mon Jun 27, 2011 10:26 pm
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.
It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.
Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.
New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.
greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.

by Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Jun 27, 2011 10:27 pm
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:Damn it Night, I told you I didn't want to RP a mentally insane cripple. ;_;
Also, TG's. :|
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Jun 27, 2011 10:27 pm
Ameriganastan wrote:This fight is gonna be a hard act for the rest of us to follow.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Hardened Pyrokinetics » Mon Jun 27, 2011 10:31 pm
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.
It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.
Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.
New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.
greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.

by Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Jun 27, 2011 10:33 pm
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:Yup, James is insane.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Hardened Pyrokinetics » Mon Jun 27, 2011 10:36 pm
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.
It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.
Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.
New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.
greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.

by Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Jun 27, 2011 10:40 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Hardened Pyrokinetics » Mon Jun 27, 2011 10:42 pm
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.
It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.
Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.
New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.
greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.

by Olthar » Mon Jun 27, 2011 10:42 pm

by Hardened Pyrokinetics » Mon Jun 27, 2011 10:48 pm
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.
It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.
Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.
New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.
greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.

by Ameriganastan » Mon Jun 27, 2011 10:49 pm
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.
Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity
Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.
Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*

by Hardened Pyrokinetics » Mon Jun 27, 2011 10:55 pm
Ameriganastan wrote:So to summarize, you two had some kind of epic angel fight...and I'm sitting outside with a blanket over my head. Huh...
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.
It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.
Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.
New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.
greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.

by Vortiaganica » Tue Jun 28, 2011 1:38 am

by Ameriganastan » Tue Jun 28, 2011 1:58 am
Vortiaganica wrote:What the fuck did Elven High's resident Buddha miss?
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.
Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity
Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.
Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*

by Hardened Pyrokinetics » Tue Jun 28, 2011 8:12 am
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.
It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.
Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.
New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.
greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.

by Olthar » Tue Jun 28, 2011 9:00 am
Vortiaganica wrote:What the fuck did Elven High's resident Buddha miss?

by Zarkenis Ultima » Tue Jun 28, 2011 9:08 am

by Hardened Pyrokinetics » Tue Jun 28, 2011 9:13 am
Olthar wrote:Vortiaganica wrote:What the fuck did Elven High's resident Buddha miss?
A lot of shit.
So, after going to a few more classes, everyone went to lunch. During lunch, a massive all-powerful dragon that's imprisoned beneath the school sent out a telepathic message to anyone willing to listen. Afterwards, there was an assembly that was your typical first day of school assembly. At the end of it, Mr. Crowley introduced the new teachers. However, Victoria wasn't around for that as she tore a hole in the basement to go looking for the dragon. Once she got down there, she began talking to the dragon. Though, Damien followed her down, and he began talking with the dragon, too. The dragon offered them secrets of long forgotten magic in exchange for his freedom, but neither of them were foolish enough to do it, prompting them both to leave. Then, Damien and Calliel went to talk to Archangel Michael and inform him of the dragon. During this time, Pari also told Mr. Crowley about Victoria ripping the hole in the basement as Whiskers had found out about it during the assembly. So, Mr. Crowley went to go investigate and found Desmond about to free the dragon. The two are now fighting. After returning to her room, Victoria decided that she'd head down to the Élan secret society in Egypt to massacre them and absorb their powers, turning her into a god. Then, James was possessed by the Metatron who set fire to the dorms, killing off many of the students, including Damien who became reborn as Malakh. Then, Calliel began fighting with the Metatron-possessed James while James engaged in mental combat with the Metatron. Eventually, James one, though he blew up a section of his brain doing so, causing him to become permanently paralyzed from the neck down. Then, Archangel Raphael took the Metatron back to Heavengate, though not before James attacked him. And that's pretty much where we are. Mr. Crowley and Desmond are both still fighting down near the dragon while everyone else is either in the dorms burning to death or outside of the dorms watching everyone else burn to death.
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.
It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.
Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.
New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.
greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.

by Olthar » Tue Jun 28, 2011 9:16 am
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:Olthar wrote:A lot of shit.
So, after going to a few more classes, everyone went to lunch. During lunch, a massive all-powerful dragon that's imprisoned beneath the school sent out a telepathic message to anyone willing to listen. Afterwards, there was an assembly that was your typical first day of school assembly. At the end of it, Mr. Crowley introduced the new teachers. However, Victoria wasn't around for that as she tore a hole in the basement to go looking for the dragon. Once she got down there, she began talking to the dragon. Though, Damien followed her down, and he began talking with the dragon, too. The dragon offered them secrets of long forgotten magic in exchange for his freedom, but neither of them were foolish enough to do it, prompting them both to leave. Then, Damien and Calliel went to talk to Archangel Michael and inform him of the dragon. During this time, Pari also told Mr. Crowley about Victoria ripping the hole in the basement as Whiskers had found out about it during the assembly. So, Mr. Crowley went to go investigate and found Desmond about to free the dragon. The two are now fighting. After returning to her room, Victoria decided that she'd head down to the Élan secret society in Egypt to massacre them and absorb their powers, turning her into a god. Then, James was possessed by the Metatron who set fire to the dorms, killing off many of the students, including Damien who became reborn as Malakh. Then, Calliel began fighting with the Metatron-possessed James while James engaged in mental combat with the Metatron. Eventually, James one, though he blew up a section of his brain doing so, causing him to become permanently paralyzed from the neck down. Then, Archangel Raphael took the Metatron back to Heavengate, though not before James attacked him. And that's pretty much where we are. Mr. Crowley and Desmond are both still fighting down near the dragon while everyone else is either in the dorms burning to death or outside of the dorms watching everyone else burn to death.
Also, James is mentally insane from a combination of multiple Mind Rapes, being possessed by a psychotic fallen angel and a complete jackass of an archangel, was forced to watch and listen while Metatron completely destroyed the dorms (also Night and I talked about it, only most of the graduating class, some of the third-year students, and a couple of second and first-year students died), killing the people James considered his surrogate family, nearly killed Calliel (the guy James stole a slice of pizza from during lunch while showing off, and the one guy James considers cute enough to bone right now), got denied his revenge by the archangel Uriel, and is now a permanent cripple (unless Michael is feeling nice).
tl;dr Night's forcing me to RP an insane cripple, even though I told him I didn't want to AND I HAD A BADASS DEATH SET UP.


by Hardened Pyrokinetics » Tue Jun 28, 2011 9:24 am
New East Ireland wrote:Ok... What the fuck is happening so far?
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.
It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.
Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.
New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.
greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.
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