Elfen High (RP/Closed/Sign-up/Interest)LONG LIVE THE EMPIRE!

[Olthar]

Man, I leave to watch The Naked Gun, and suddenly we're on page two. :/

[Nationstatelandsville]

Man, I leave to watch The Naked Gun, and suddenly we're on page two. :/

Damn you Nightkill, stealing my innocence! I can't even read that post without laughing!

[Hardened Pyrokinetics]

Edited the post.

[Olthar]

Man, I leave to watch The Naked Gun, and suddenly we're on page two. :/

Damn you Nightkill, stealing my innocence! I can't even read that post without laughing!

Well, The Naked Gun is one of the funniest movies ever made, so such laughter is perfectly understandable.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Olthar, you've succeeded where Nazi scientists failed and created the Uberslut.

[Hardened Pyrokinetics]

I just realized something:

Nobody has ever RP'd the lunch staff.

These are the people who make a living off of chopping things with various knives.

I am going to change this.

[Olthar]

Olthar, you've succeeded where Nazi scientists failed and created the Uberslut.

Well, in Nora's mind there were two things she could have done in that situation: flirt with Cassandra, or rip Cassandra's head off and replace it with a head of lettuce. Since Cassandra is a player character, the latter is immediately out of the question.

[Nature-Spirits]

I just realized something:

Nobody has ever RP'd the lunch staff.

These are the people who make a living off of chopping things with various knives.

I am going to change this.

You do realise that the lunch staff is probably going to die in this Arc just like they probably did in the other Arcs, right?

[Olthar]

I just realized something:

Nobody has ever RP'd the lunch staff.

These are the people who make a living off of chopping things with various knives.

I am going to change this.

No, I had one of the chefs in Squeaky's introductory post last arc.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Olthar, you've succeeded where Nazi scientists failed and created the Uberslut.

Well, in Nora's mind there were two things she could have done in that situation: flirt with Cassandra, or rip Cassandra's head off and replace it with a head of lettuce. Since Cassandra is a player character, the latter is immediately out of the question.

What the... she's the perfect woman!

[Olthar]

Well, in Nora's mind there were two things she could have done in that situation: flirt with Cassandra, or rip Cassandra's head off and replace it with a head of lettuce. Since Cassandra is a player character, the latter is immediately out of the question.

What the... she's the perfect woman!

You have really messed up standards.

[Nationstatelandsville]

What the... she's the perfect woman!

You have really messed up standards.

"Shall we have sex or shall I behead you?"

"I don't know honey, I'm not in the mood."

(slash)

(plunk)

[Hardened Pyrokinetics]

I just realized something:

Nobody has ever RP'd the lunch staff.

These are the people who make a living off of chopping things with various knives.

I am going to change this.

You do realise that the lunch staff is probably going to die in this Arc just like they probably did in the other Arcs, right?

Nah, the lunch staff have survived all the crises. All of them. Hell, other than Damien nobody from the school died last Arc. Which is why they need some time in the limelight.

[Olthar]

You do realise that the lunch staff is probably going to die in this Arc just like they probably did in the other Arcs, right?

Nah, the lunch staff have survived all the crises. All of them. Hell, other than Damien nobody from the school died last Arc. Which is why they need some time in the limelight.

James died three times last arc.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Nah, the lunch staff have survived all the crises. All of them. Hell, other than Damien nobody from the school died last Arc. Which is why they need some time in the limelight.

James died three times last arc.

Well, James is a pussy. We knew that.

[Olthar]

James died three times last arc.

Well, James is a pussy. We knew that.

The girls aren't sitting. They're standing at the door.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Well, James is a pussy. We knew that.

The girls aren't sitting. They're standing at the door.

Shall edit.

[Hardened Pyrokinetics]

Nah, the lunch staff have survived all the crises. All of them. Hell, other than Damien nobody from the school died last Arc. Which is why they need some time in the limelight.

James died three times last arc.

I only count "dead and gone" as dying, so it was only once: Metatron kept him alive and regenerated his body, discounting that death, leaving only the once where Death brought him back to life.

So that's one death in Arc 1 (via Uriel, revived by Malakh), one death in Arc 2 (soul disintegration, revived by Death). Hrm...

[Olthar]

"I'm your math teacher first of all. Second of all, keep those toys locked in your toy box."

Due to poor standards in the last two rps, you must have four lines per post.

[Nationstatelandsville]

"I'm your math teacher first of all. Second of all, keep those toys locked in your toy box."

Due to poor standards in the last two rps, you must have four lines per post.

Oops, whatever. I'll edit my most recent one, but a little slip doesn't matter.

[Hardened Pyrokinetics]

Kinda forced to make a short post since I'm waiting for NEI, Timothy isn't doing anything important, and I'm deliberately stalling with Cassandra so Nora can find her in a compromising position.

[Olthar]

Kinda forced to make a short post since I'm waiting for NEI, Timothy isn't doing anything important, and I'm deliberately stalling with Cassandra so Nora can find her in a compromising position.

Well, if you just go and get her into that "compromising position," I can simply have Nora pop in next post. That way, you can write more, and we don't have to drag this out unnecessarily.

[Hardened Pyrokinetics]

Kinda forced to make a short post since I'm waiting for NEI, Timothy isn't doing anything important, and I'm deliberately stalling with Cassandra so Nora can find her in a compromising position.

Well, if you just go and get her into that "compromising position," I can simply have Nora pop in next post. That way, you can write more, and we don't have to drag this out unnecessarily.

She already is in one.

[Olthar]

Well, if you just go and get her into that "compromising position," I can simply have Nora pop in next post. That way, you can write more, and we don't have to drag this out unnecessarily.

She already is in one.

Taking off her boots? That's, uh, that's not very compromising. The RP isn't set in Victorian times, after all.

[Hardened Pyrokinetics]

She already is in one.

Taking off her boots? That's, uh, that's not very compromising. The RP isn't set in Victorian times, after all.

BENT OVER taking off her boots.