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by Olthar » Mon Aug 08, 2011 8:58 am
by Nature-Spirits » Mon Aug 08, 2011 9:00 am
by Hardened Pyrokinetics » Mon Aug 08, 2011 9:13 am
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.
It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.
Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.
New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.
greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.
by New East Ireland » Mon Aug 08, 2011 10:14 am
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:Everyone, I'm sorry, but for the duration of my third of the Arc NSLV's banjo is off-limits.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Aug 08, 2011 11:03 am
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nationstatelandsville » Mon Aug 08, 2011 11:04 am
by Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Aug 08, 2011 11:06 am
Esternial wrote:I demand Arc 3. I have waited long.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nationstatelandsville » Mon Aug 08, 2011 11:08 am
by Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Aug 08, 2011 11:08 am
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by New East Ireland » Mon Aug 08, 2011 11:11 am
by Nationstatelandsville » Mon Aug 08, 2011 11:12 am
by Olthar » Mon Aug 08, 2011 12:43 pm
by Olthar » Mon Aug 08, 2011 12:43 pm
by Nationstatelandsville » Mon Aug 08, 2011 12:43 pm
Olthar wrote:
Does no one care about my awesome joke? Oh well. I suppose I may as well post the real recap, then. It's been done for damn near 11 hours now.
I decided I'd make this one a bit more entertaining since, you know, then it'd be more entertaining.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Aug 08, 2011 1:39 pm
Olthar wrote:So, the story starts out with a bunch of meaningless bullshit that you really don't need to pay attention to since it'll inevitably serve no purpose in the end, proving for the second time that the "school" part of Elfen High School might as well not even exist. Pretty much, the first two dozen pages or so are filled with various characters going about their school activities such as having classes no one cares and a lunch hour that serves no point, etc. The only important thing that happens here is that many of the characters are just outright forgotten about, mostly because their players decided to stop caring or were forcefully kicked for being stupid.
Then, some interesting shit actually started happening. James shot himself in the head because he's a pussy like that. Then Calliel popped in for a cameo, just so that he could dance around and show everyone that he isn't completely obsolete yet, even though he totally is. Then Malakh showed up because he's one of the only cool characters in the RP, and that's really stretching the definition of "cool" quite far. After that, vampires attacked the school because this thing needed a fucking plot. Sometime during this, James died again because he's still a pussy like that. During the fighting, it turned out that Anna was really just an evil bitch the entire time. Then the school disappeared because why the fuck not?
So, it turns out that the school was transported to an alternate dimension, or something, that was pretty much a chronologically anachronistic Camelot with guns and shit. This was supposed to make everything all weird and mysterious, but no one really gave a shit, so it was an utter failure. Then, a few of the characters went to go meet with King Lancelot to ask some questions about why they were here, but Damien was a total dumbass and asked Lancelot questions that were, all in all, fucking useless and didn't reveal anything. So, Pari went off to see if she could find out some information that was actually relevant to anything and ended up learning the entire fucking plot.
Elsewhere, more meaningless shit happened, and characters were still acting as useless as a wet tissue. Then, some other shit happened, and the characters started fighting a True Vampire and the Metatron because apparently he has some connection to the True Fae, or something, even though that doesn't make a whole lot of sense if you think about it. Really, it just seems like a flimsy excuse to bring him back from the first RP, but really, who fucking cares about consistency anymore? Anyways, James dies yet again because he's still a pussy like that, and Damien dies because he's a complete badass.
Then, the vampire is killed, and the Metatron runs away since he's a fucking coward. Really, you'd think it would have been a tactical retreat, and he'd come back later in the story with some reinforcements, but no. That's the last time we see him. What a pathetic final scene.
In any event, Lancelot gets pissed off and attacks Malakh and Timothy, even though they didn't really have anything to do with anything, but whatever. So, Lancelot is killed because he had a dragon thrown at him, or something. It was kind of stupid. Then Crowley picks up Excalibur because why not? Unfortunately, it turns out that Excalibur is totally evil for no apparent reason. So, Crowley drops it. Afterwards, the group is inexplicably teleported back to the castle so that they can be attacked by the most retarded guards in the history of retarded guards. Naturally, the guards are fucking slaughtered.
After that, Morgan La Fey shows up and essentially says, "Hey! Look at me! I'm the big bad this time!" because why not? At least it's not as pointlessly convoluted as the first story. Then, in what is probably the saddest boss fight ever, the good guys pound her True Fae ass into the fucking ground with ease. Seriously, no one even died during that fight, not even James. At least some nameless NPCs died fighting Calliel in the first story. On the plus side, no one genocided any angels this time, so that's good.
Finally, the story ended on a funeral, a goddamn funeral. Talk about a depressing ending. Seriously, that shit is fucked up.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Olthar » Mon Aug 08, 2011 1:42 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Olthar wrote:So, the story starts out with a bunch of meaningless bullshit that you really don't need to pay attention to since it'll inevitably serve no purpose in the end, proving for the second time that the "school" part of Elfen High School might as well not even exist. Pretty much, the first two dozen pages or so are filled with various characters going about their school activities such as having classes no one cares and a lunch hour that serves no point, etc. The only important thing that happens here is that many of the characters are just outright forgotten about, mostly because their players decided to stop caring or were forcefully kicked for being stupid.
Then, some interesting shit actually started happening. James shot himself in the head because he's a pussy like that. Then Calliel popped in for a cameo, just so that he could dance around and show everyone that he isn't completely obsolete yet, even though he totally is. Then Malakh showed up because he's one of the only cool characters in the RP, and that's really stretching the definition of "cool" quite far. After that, vampires attacked the school because this thing needed a fucking plot. Sometime during this, James died again because he's still a pussy like that. During the fighting, it turned out that Anna was really just an evil bitch the entire time. Then the school disappeared because why the fuck not?
So, it turns out that the school was transported to an alternate dimension, or something, that was pretty much a chronologically anachronistic Camelot with guns and shit. This was supposed to make everything all weird and mysterious, but no one really gave a shit, so it was an utter failure. Then, a few of the characters went to go meet with King Lancelot to ask some questions about why they were here, but Damien was a total dumbass and asked Lancelot questions that were, all in all, fucking useless and didn't reveal anything. So, Pari went off to see if she could find out some information that was actually relevant to anything and ended up learning the entire fucking plot.
Elsewhere, more meaningless shit happened, and characters were still acting as useless as a wet tissue. Then, some other shit happened, and the characters started fighting a True Vampire and the Metatron because apparently he has some connection to the True Fae, or something, even though that doesn't make a whole lot of sense if you think about it. Really, it just seems like a flimsy excuse to bring him back from the first RP, but really, who fucking cares about consistency anymore? Anyways, James dies yet again because he's still a pussy like that, and Damien dies because he's a complete badass.
Then, the vampire is killed, and the Metatron runs away since he's a fucking coward. Really, you'd think it would have been a tactical retreat, and he'd come back later in the story with some reinforcements, but no. That's the last time we see him. What a pathetic final scene.
In any event, Lancelot gets pissed off and attacks Malakh and Timothy, even though they didn't really have anything to do with anything, but whatever. So, Lancelot is killed because he had a dragon thrown at him, or something. It was kind of stupid. Then Crowley picks up Excalibur because why not? Unfortunately, it turns out that Excalibur is totally evil for no apparent reason. So, Crowley drops it. Afterwards, the group is inexplicably teleported back to the castle so that they can be attacked by the most retarded guards in the history of retarded guards. Naturally, the guards are fucking slaughtered.
After that, Morgan La Fey shows up and essentially says, "Hey! Look at me! I'm the big bad this time!" because why not? At least it's not as pointlessly convoluted as the first story. Then, in what is probably the saddest boss fight ever, the good guys pound her True Fae ass into the fucking ground with ease. Seriously, no one even died during that fight, not even James. At least some nameless NPCs died fighting Calliel in the first story. On the plus side, no one genocided any angels this time, so that's good.
Finally, the story ended on a funeral, a goddamn funeral. Talk about a depressing ending. Seriously, that shit is fucked up.
The Arc sounds way more depressing when you put it like that.
by Nationstatelandsville » Mon Aug 08, 2011 1:42 pm
Olthar wrote:So, the story starts out with a bunch of meaningless bullshit that you really don't need to pay attention to since it'll inevitably serve no purpose in the end, proving for the second time that the "school" part of Elfen High School might as well not even exist. Pretty much, the first two dozen pages or so are filled with various characters going about their school activities such as having classes no one cares and a lunch hour that serves no point, etc. The only important thing that happens here is that many of the characters are just outright forgotten about, mostly because their players decided to stop caring or were forcefully kicked for being stupid.
Then, some interesting shit actually started happening. James shot himself in the head because he's a pussy like that. Then Calliel popped in for a cameo, just so that he could dance around and show everyone that he isn't completely obsolete yet, even though he totally is. Then Malakh showed up because he's one of the only cool characters in the RP, and that's really stretching the definition of "cool" quite far. After that, vampires attacked the school because this thing needed a fucking plot. Sometime during this, James died again because he's still a pussy like that. During the fighting, it turned out that Anna was really just an evil bitch the entire time. Then the school disappeared because why the fuck not?
So, it turns out that the school was transported to an alternate dimension, or something, that was pretty much a chronologically anachronistic Camelot with guns and shit. This was supposed to make everything all weird and mysterious, but no one really gave a shit, so it was an utter failure. Then, a few of the characters went to go meet with King Lancelot to ask some questions about why they were here, but Damien was a total dumbass and asked Lancelot questions that were, all in all, fucking useless and didn't reveal anything. So, Pari went off to see if she could find out some information that was actually relevant to anything and ended up learning the entire fucking plot.
Elsewhere, more meaningless shit happened, and characters were still acting as useless as a wet tissue. Then, some other shit happened, and the characters started fighting a True Vampire and the Metatron because apparently he has some connection to the True Fae, or something, even though that doesn't make a whole lot of sense if you think about it. Really, it just seems like a flimsy excuse to bring him back from the first RP, but really, who fucking cares about consistency anymore? Anyways, James dies yet again because he's still a pussy like that, and Damien dies because he's a complete badass.
Then, the vampire is killed, and the Metatron runs away since he's a fucking coward. Really, you'd think it would have been a tactical retreat, and he'd come back later in the story with some reinforcements, but no. That's the last time we see him. What a pathetic final scene.
In any event, Lancelot gets pissed off and attacks Malakh and Timothy, even though they didn't really have anything to do with anything, but whatever. So, Lancelot is killed because he had a dragon thrown at him, or something. It was kind of stupid. Then Crowley picks up Excalibur because why not? Unfortunately, it turns out that Excalibur is totally evil for no apparent reason. So, Crowley drops it. Afterwards, the group is inexplicably teleported back to the castle so that they can be attacked by the most retarded guards in the history of retarded guards. Naturally, the guards are fucking slaughtered.
After that, Morgan La Fey shows up and essentially says, "Hey! Look at me! I'm the big bad this time!" because why not? At least it's not as pointlessly convoluted as the first story. Then, in what is probably the saddest boss fight ever, the good guys pound her True Fae ass into the fucking ground with ease. Seriously, no one even died during that fight, not even James. At least some nameless NPCs died fighting Calliel in the first story. On the plus side, no one genocided any angels this time, so that's good.
Finally, the story ended on a funeral, a goddamn funeral. Talk about a depressing ending. Seriously, that shit is fucked up.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Aug 08, 2011 1:44 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nationstatelandsville » Mon Aug 08, 2011 1:45 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:This Arc was more fun when I basically did the exact same plot, but with different characters, for my D&D campaign.
by Olthar » Mon Aug 08, 2011 1:46 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:This Arc was more fun when I basically did the exact same plot, but with different characters, for my D&D campaign.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Aug 08, 2011 1:47 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Aug 08, 2011 1:59 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nationstatelandsville » Mon Aug 08, 2011 2:00 pm
by Esternial » Mon Aug 08, 2011 2:30 pm
Olthar wrote:
Does no one care about my awesome joke? Oh well. I suppose I may as well post the real recap, then. It's been done for damn near 11 hours now.
I decided I'd make this one a bit more entertaining since, you know, then it'd be more entertaining.
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