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PostPosted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 2:05 pm
by New East Ireland
Olthar wrote:
New East Ireland wrote:That's what the force is for. If he can lift an X-Wing from a swamp, he can lift his penis from his pants.

Not even The Force is enough to get that thing up anymore.

No. Only Luke Skywalker can. That's why Yoda agreed to train him.

"Ok, plan B it is. Into the cave we will go, and have chitty chitty bang bang we will"

Also, while all of this is going on, D and Ellen are about to have sex. Just thought I'd point that out.

PostPosted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 2:08 pm
by Olthar
Yes, Laz. Naked girls are a part of the testing procedure of Elfen High.

...Or at least they should be. :D

PostPosted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 2:10 pm
by Olthar
I thought Malakh was a guy? :blink:

Either way, I'd hate to see his/her reaction if she encounters Zombie James. :lol2:

PostPosted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 2:10 pm
by New East Ireland
Olthar wrote:Yes, Laz. Naked girls are a part of the testing procedure of Elfen High.

...Or at least they should be. :D

What are the tests like in Elfen High?

"Derp, ok class. Get with the person next to you and start performing intercourse like we talked about. Don't think about how this is Occult Studies class, just do it."

"MR. SEWARD! LAZ ATE MY PENCIL!"

PostPosted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 2:22 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor
New East Ireland wrote:
Olthar wrote:Yes, Laz. Naked girls are a part of the testing procedure of Elfen High.

...Or at least they should be. :D

What are the tests like in Elfen High?

"Derp, ok class. Get with the person next to you and start performing intercourse like we talked about. Don't think about how this is Occult Studies class, just do it."

"MR. SEWARD! LAZ ATE MY PENCIL!"

:lol:

PostPosted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 2:23 pm
by New East Ireland
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
New East Ireland wrote:What are the tests like in Elfen High?

"Derp, ok class. Get with the person next to you and start performing intercourse like we talked about. Don't think about how this is Occult Studies class, just do it."

"MR. SEWARD! LAZ ATE MY PENCIL!"

:lol:

Comartie High School = Elfen High

It's uncanny.

PostPosted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 2:32 pm
by Olthar
They were seriously fapping at Malakh? :lol2:

Also, I really want to know: Why the fuck is Malakh randomly a girl now?

PostPosted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 2:32 pm
by New East Ireland
Olthar wrote:They were seriously fapping at Malakh? :lol2:

Also, I really want to know: Why the fuck is Malakh randomly a girl now?

She always was, she just happened to possess guys.

PostPosted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 2:38 pm
by Olthar
New East Ireland wrote:
Olthar wrote:They were seriously fapping at Malakh? :lol2:

Also, I really want to know: Why the fuck is Malakh randomly a girl now?

She always was, she just happened to possess guys.

:eyebrow: Retcon much? I distinctly remember Malakh being referred to as male by everyone, even those who'd know otherwise, like the other angels, or the epilogue narration...

PostPosted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 2:39 pm
by New East Ireland
Olthar wrote:
New East Ireland wrote:She always was, she just happened to possess guys.

:eyebrow: Retcon much? I distinctly remember Malakh being referred to as male by everyone, even those who'd know otherwise, like the other angels, or the epilogue narration...

Nightkill didn't say retcon.

PostPosted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 2:39 pm
by Olthar
Olthar wrote:If Lind is involved with Malakh and the Metatron, then why the fuck is he after Timothy and Jojo? Neither of have anything to do with that.

Also, you never answered this.

PostPosted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 2:40 pm
by New East Ireland
Olthar wrote:
Olthar wrote:If Lind is involved with Malakh and the Metatron, then why the fuck is he after Timothy and Jojo? Neither of have anything to do with that.

Also, you never answered this.

I know, he just needed an excuse to get into the school. That's why he thought Jojo was a dude. Either that or an error on my part.

PostPosted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 2:43 pm
by Olthar
New East Ireland wrote:
Olthar wrote: :eyebrow: Retcon much? I distinctly remember Malakh being referred to as male by everyone, even those who'd know otherwise, like the other angels, or the epilogue narration...

Nightkill didn't say retcon.

No retcon? Then how about the fact that when the school was burning, Damien was consumed by the fire, killing him and destroying his body. Thus, Malakh appeared as an angel. Yet he was clearly a guy.

PostPosted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 2:45 pm
by Olthar
New East Ireland wrote:
Olthar wrote:Also, you never answered this.

I know, he just needed an excuse to get into the school. That's why he thought Jojo was a dude. Either that or an error on my part.

That makes no sense. If all he wanted to do was get into the school, then why would he seek to kill two specific people who have nothing to do with anything? That's is just utterly ridiculous and absurd.

PostPosted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 2:48 pm
by New East Ireland
Olthar wrote:
New East Ireland wrote:Nightkill didn't say retcon.

No retcon? Then how about the fact that when the school was burning, Damien was consumed by the fire, killing him and destroying his body. Thus, Malakh appeared as an angel. Yet he was clearly a guy.

Because, well, er....

NIGHTKILL! I NEED AN EXPLAINATION!

PostPosted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 2:49 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor
New East Ireland wrote:
Olthar wrote:No retcon? Then how about the fact that when the school was burning, Damien was consumed by the fire, killing him and destroying his body. Thus, Malakh appeared as an angel. Yet he was clearly a guy.

Because, well, er....

NIGHTKILL! I NEED AN EXPLAINATION!

I have none.

PostPosted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 2:49 pm
by New East Ireland
Olthar wrote:
New East Ireland wrote:I know, he just needed an excuse to get into the school. That's why he thought Jojo was a dude. Either that or an error on my part.

That makes no sense. If all he wanted to do was get into the school, then why would he seek to kill two specific people who have nothing to do with anything? That's is just utterly ridiculous and absurd.

Malakh will explain it to Crowley.

PostPosted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 2:52 pm
by Olthar
Christ, I've seen more competent plot twists come out of Shyamalan. At least his are just stupidly obvious and not absurd and self-contradictory...

PostPosted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 2:52 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor
Olthar wrote:Christ, I've seen more competent plot twists come out of Shyamalan. At least his are just stupidly obvious and not absurd and self-contradictory...

Don't compare this rp to Shymalan.

PostPosted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 2:55 pm
by Olthar
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Olthar wrote:Christ, I've seen more competent plot twists come out of Shyamalan. At least his are just stupidly obvious and not absurd and self-contradictory...

Don't compare this rp to Shymalan.

Well, I can't help but do so. This has seriously dampened my enjoyment of the RP. I was originally attracted to it because it had a fun and interesting concept with good follow-through on the plot. However, with these insanely ridiculous "plot twists," that enjoyment has started plummeting. Fast.

PostPosted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 2:55 pm
by New East Ireland
Olthar wrote:Christ, I've seen more competent plot twists come out of Shyamalan. At least his are just stupidly obvious and not absurd and self-contradictory...

Malakh is a hot angel chick that walks around naked.

You must be homosexual.

PostPosted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 2:57 pm
by Olthar
New East Ireland wrote:
Olthar wrote:Christ, I've seen more competent plot twists come out of Shyamalan. At least his are just stupidly obvious and not absurd and self-contradictory...

Malakh is a hot angel chick that walks around naked.

You must be homosexual.

This has nothing to do with me not liking naked girls and has everything to do with the fact that until a few posts ago, Malakh was a guy but has now inexplicably changed gender with absolutely no explanation as to why or how.

PostPosted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 2:59 pm
by New East Ireland
Olthar wrote:
New East Ireland wrote:Malakh is a hot angel chick that walks around naked.

You must be homosexual.

This has nothing to do with me not liking naked girls and has everything to do with the fact that until a few posts ago, Malakh was a guy but has now inexplicably changed gender with absolutely no explanation as to why or how.

Because she was a girl, but she was in the bodies of guys for the whole first arc because she liked James and thought James was homosexual? :eyebrow:

PostPosted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 3:01 pm
by Olthar
New East Ireland wrote:
Olthar wrote:This has nothing to do with me not liking naked girls and has everything to do with the fact that until a few posts ago, Malakh was a guy but has now inexplicably changed gender with absolutely no explanation as to why or how.

Because she was a girl, but she was in the bodies of guys for the whole first arc because she liked James and thought James was homosexual? :eyebrow:

But he wasn't. Malakh was clearly shown as an angel during arc one and was clearly a man. This retcon creates a plot hole so large I can drive a semi truck through it.

PostPosted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 3:04 pm
by New East Ireland
Olthar wrote:
New East Ireland wrote:Because she was a girl, but she was in the bodies of guys for the whole first arc because she liked James and thought James was homosexual? :eyebrow:

But he wasn't. Malakh was clearly shown as an angel during arc one and was clearly a man. This retcon creates a plot hole so large I can drive a semi truck through it.

What plot hole?

Malakh was a girl the whole time. So what? That doesn't completely ruin the story. It would ruin the story if I said "Calliel was actually Uriel the whole time".