Elfen High (RP/Closed/Sign-up/Interest)LONG LIVE THE EMPIRE!

[Nightkill the Emperor]

What have I got to reply to now?

You still need to reply with Crowley who's called Timothy and Jojo down to his office to meet that one guy who came for a tour. Then Calliel's got the assembly to deal with.
You're also needed in the AU thread.

EDIT: Just saw that you already got to the first one.

Alright, will do so.

[Olthar]

Wake up in the mornin' feeling like M. Ghandi...

Spat out some rhymes in Hindi
Brotha's don't get it, my rage becomes windy
Becomes a hurricane, blows down motherfucking buildings
NEI begins masturbating
Bitches better start acknowledging
Better start accepting, admitting, affirming
Cause I am the boss
A brown guy you do not want to cross
Gonna smash you into nothing but sauce
Nobody'll be sorry for your loss

"Buildings" doesn't rhyme.

[New East Ireland]

Wake up in the mornin' feeling like M. Ghandi...

Spat out some rhymes in Hindi
Brotha's don't get it, my rage becomes windy
Becomes a hurricane, blows down motherfucking buildings
NEI begins masturbating
Bitches better start acknowledging
Better start accepting, admitting, affirming
Cause I am the boss
A brown guy you do not want to cross
Gonna smash you into nothing but sauce
Nobody'll be sorry for your loss

Yay! I'm in the song!

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Spat out some rhymes in Hindi
Brotha's don't get it, my rage becomes windy
Becomes a hurricane, blows down motherfucking buildings
NEI begins masturbating
Bitches better start acknowledging
Better start accepting, admitting, affirming
Cause I am the boss
A brown guy you do not want to cross
Gonna smash you into nothing but sauce
Nobody'll be sorry for your loss

"Buildings" doesn't rhyme.

Yes it does. Kind of.

I rapped this after I wrote it, and it came out alright.

[Olthar]

Does Lind just hate smart people or something?

[New East Ireland]

Does Lind just hate smart people or something?

No.

[Olthar]

Does Lind just hate smart people or something?

No.

You know, this whole "mysterious stranger" thing isn't really working. He's not ominous, just pretentious. "Ooo! Look at me! It's obvious what I'm doing, but you don't know why! I'm so mysterious!"

[Olthar]

Then Crowley, who had never left the room, was in front of him.

That is very true! He hadn't actually left, yet!

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Then Crowley, who had never left the room, was in front of him.

That is very true! He hadn't actually left, yet!

Yep.

[New East Ireland]

No.

You know, this whole "mysterious stranger" thing isn't really working. He's not ominous, just pretentious. "Ooo! Look at me! It's obvious what I'm doing, but you don't know why! I'm so mysterious!"

[Olthar]

That is very true! He hadn't actually left, yet!

Yep.

So Lind is pretentious and unbelievably stupid, asking Crowley to leave but then pulling a gun before Crowley even had the chance to leave.

[New East Ireland]

Yep.

So Lind is pretentious and unbelievably stupid, asking Crowley to leave but then pulling a gun before Crowley even had the chance to leave.

Meh.

[Olthar]

You know, this whole "mysterious stranger" thing isn't really working. He's not ominous, just pretentious. "Ooo! Look at me! It's obvious what I'm doing, but you don't know why! I'm so mysterious!"

If you remove the words "shut," "the," and "up," then I'd be glad to.

[New East Ireland]

If you remove the words "shut," "the," and "up," then I'd be glad to.

*Grabs my paddle and a cup*

You sure?

[Olthar]

If you remove the words "shut," "the," and "up," then I'd be glad to.

*Grabs my paddle and a cup*

You sure?

If one or both of those are supposed to go in my ass, then I'm ready.

[New East Ireland]

It's settled; I want one of my characters to sleep with Crowley. D loves Ellen, so that's out. Damien has a crush on Pari, which makes him a pedo (which makes him fit for Crowley).

Well, looks like Lind is gonna have to get it on with Crowley.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

It's settled; I want one of my characters to sleep with Crowley. D loves Ellen, so that's out. Damien has a crush on Pari, which makes him a pedo (which makes him fit for Crowley).

Well, looks like Lind is gonna have to get it on with Crowley.

Fuck no.

[New East Ireland]

It's settled; I want one of my characters to sleep with Crowley. D loves Ellen, so that's out. Damien has a crush on Pari, which makes him a pedo (which makes him fit for Crowley).

Well, looks like Lind is gonna have to get it on with Crowley.

Fuck no.

Yeah, they might as well be sworn enemies now.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Fuck no.

Yeah, they might as well be sworn enemies now.

If Lind survives.

[Olthar]

Fuck no.

Yeah, they might as well be sworn enemies now.

Doesn't mean they can't still fuck. In fact, there's usually a lot of sexual tension between enemies. I mean, just look at The Great Mouse Detective. Watching that, you just know that Basil and Ratigan used to be an item. It's so obvious.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Yeah, they might as well be sworn enemies now.

Doesn't mean they can't still fuck. In fact, there's usually a lot of sexual tension between enemies. I mean, just look at The Great Mouse Detective. Watching that, you just know that Basil and Ratigan used to be an item. It's so obvious.

Nothing about Yoda and Palpatine?

[Olthar]

Doesn't mean they can't still fuck. In fact, there's usually a lot of sexual tension between enemies. I mean, just look at The Great Mouse Detective. Watching that, you just know that Basil and Ratigan used to be an item. It's so obvious.

Nothing about Yoda and Palpatine?

That's because Palpatine gets off from being evil, and Yoda's just so old that even Viagra won't work anymore.

[New East Ireland]

Nothing about Yoda and Palpatine?

That's because Palpatine gets off from being evil, and Yoda's just so old that even Viagra won't work anymore.

That's what the force is for. If he can lift an X-Wing from a swamp, he can lift his penis from his pants.

[Olthar]

That's because Palpatine gets off from being evil, and Yoda's just so old that even Viagra won't work anymore.

That's what the force is for. If he can lift an X-Wing from a swamp, he can lift his penis from his pants.

Not even The Force is enough to get that thing up anymore.

[Olthar]

If Lind is involved with Malakh and the Metatron, then why the fuck is he after Timothy and Jojo? Neither of have anything to do with that.