Elfen High (RP/Closed/Sign-up/Interest)LONG LIVE THE EMPIRE!

[Hardened Pyrokinetics]

IC trolling brought to you by Rolex.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

The characters now all can lean on the fourth wall.

We should get that repaired someday.

[Hardened Pyrokinetics]

NEI, that post makes no sense.

Also, fuck this keyboard seriously. I swear I hit "n" not "h".

[Nightkill the Emperor]

NEI, that post makes no sense.

Also, fuck this keyboard seriously. I swear I hit "n" not "h".

The characters now all can lean on the fourth wall.

We should get that repaired someday.

[Olthar]

People will die when I want them to die. Which could be before or after they find the others.

Or maybe they'll all get lost and troll around God's Curse for a few days killing things and mapping the area, and their adventures will inadvertently end up making God's Curse less of a shithole. Just because.

Happy endings suck. That's why I accept the Endor Holocaust as the canon Episode VI ending. *nod*

Really, I don't know why they didn't just blow up Endor and be done with it. Why did they wait until the moon was in sight before blowing it up? Sometimes, heroes can be so stupid.

[Hardened Pyrokinetics]

Happy endings suck. That's why I accept the Endor Holocaust as the canon Episode VI ending. *nod*

Really, I don't know why they didn't just blow up Endor and be done with it. Why did they wait until the moon was in sight before blowing it up? Sometimes, heroes can be so stupid.

... Because the laser had to be pointing at the moon to destroy it, and it was a last-resort thing because originally the moon was housing THE ONE THING KEEPING THE STATION SAFE?

Although I'm amazed you can call the Empire "heroes" with a straight face.

[New East Ireland]

Really, I don't know why they didn't just blow up Endor and be done with it. Why did they wait until the moon was in sight before blowing it up? Sometimes, heroes can be so stupid.

... Because the laser had to be pointing at the moon to destroy it, and it was a last-resort thing because originally the moon was housing THE ONE THING KEEPING THE STATION SAFE?

Although I'm amazed you can call the Empire "heroes" with a straight face.

Don't fool us with your sorcerer's ways Hard. The Empire was clearly only being lawful evil, not chaotic.

[Olthar]

Although I'm amazed you can call the Empire "heroes" with a straight face.

Problem, Hard?

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Really, I don't know why they didn't just blow up Endor and be done with it. Why did they wait until the moon was in sight before blowing it up? Sometimes, heroes can be so stupid.

... Because the laser had to be pointing at the moon to destroy it, and it was a last-resort thing because originally the moon was housing THE ONE THING KEEPING THE STATION SAFE?

Although I'm amazed you can call the Empire "heroes" with a straight face.

The Empire wasn't that bad of a place if you ignore Expanded Universe.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

... Because the laser had to be pointing at the moon to destroy it, and it was a last-resort thing because originally the moon was housing THE ONE THING KEEPING THE STATION SAFE?

Although I'm amazed you can call the Empire "heroes" with a straight face.

The Empire wasn't that bad of a place if you ignore Expanded Universe.

http://www.weeklystandard.com/Content/P ... 8ipzbt.asp

[New East Ireland]

The Empire wasn't that bad of a place if you ignore Expanded Universe.

Palpatine was actually a good guy. He did kill a Sith Lord named Darth Plagueis after all. He also helped to fight the Separatists and keep the Union- er, Republic, together. Sadly, Yoda and the Jedi Council planned to take over and turn the Republic into a theocratic empire. Palpatine was scared, but luckily Anakin could see the Jedi's evil ways and joined Palpatine.

Then the Jedi turned on the Clones. Luckily, the Clones were able to succeed (well, most of the time), but not before Jedi Master Windu nearly killed the Chancellor. Palpatine banned the Jedi, but then Jedi-sympathisers began a brutal rebel army that burned women and raped churches. Not even when the evil Jedi Obi-Wan was killed on the Life Star did they give up.

[Hardened Pyrokinetics]

... Because the laser had to be pointing at the moon to destroy it, and it was a last-resort thing because originally the moon was housing THE ONE THING KEEPING THE STATION SAFE?

Although I'm amazed you can call the Empire "heroes" with a straight face.

The Empire wasn't that bad of a place if you ignore Expanded Universe.

Actually it's the EU that paints the Empire as less chaotic evil, and I never said the Empire was. Just Palpatine and 90% of the high-ranking Imperial military officers and government officials.

[Olthar]

The Empire wasn't that bad of a place if you ignore Expanded Universe.

http://www.weeklystandard.com/Content/P ... 8ipzbt.asp

Wow. That's...quite thought provoking.
I was just joking before when I called the Empire "heroes," but now I'm definitely going to say that the Rebels are not the good guys.

[New East Ireland]

The Empire wasn't that bad of a place if you ignore Expanded Universe.

Actually it's the EU that paints the Empire as less chaotic evil, and I never said the Empire was. Just Palpatine and 90% of the high-ranking Imperial military officers and government officials.

Grand Moff Tarkin was a good guy.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

http://www.weeklystandard.com/Content/P ... 8ipzbt.asp

Wow. That's...quite thought provoking.
I was just joking before when I called the Empire "heroes," but now I'm definitely going to say that the Rebels are not the good guys.

Yep.

[New East Ireland]

http://www.weeklystandard.com/Content/P ... 8ipzbt.asp

Wow. That's...quite thought provoking.
I was just joking before when I called the Empire "heroes," but now I'm definitely going to say that the Rebels are not the good guys.

I concur. Besides, the Imperial Army has kept my planet safe from the Rebels for over 5 years, so I'm not complaining.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Wow. That's...quite thought provoking.
I was just joking before when I called the Empire "heroes," but now I'm definitely going to say that the Rebels are not the good guys.

I concur. Besides, the Imperial Army has kept my planet safe from the Rebels for over 5 years, so I'm not complaining.

Good work, citizen!

[New East Ireland]

I concur. Besides, the Imperial Army has kept my planet safe from the Rebels for over 5 years, so I'm not complaining.

Good work, citizen!

[Ameriganastan]

To all you saying the Empire wasn't evil, you are all a bunch of morons.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

To all you saying the Empire wasn't evil, you are all a bunch of morons.

http://www.weeklystandard.com/Content/P ... 8ipzbt.asp

[Ameriganastan]

To all you saying the Empire wasn't evil, you are all a bunch of morons.

http://www.weeklystandard.com/Content/P ... 8ipzbt.asp

I'm not reading some nerds justification for why the Empire isn't evil. They slaughtered all the Jedi, and blew up a fucking planet.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

http://www.weeklystandard.com/Content/P ... 8ipzbt.asp

I'm not reading some nerds justification for why the Empire isn't evil. They slaughtered all the Jedi, and blew up a fucking planet.

Frankly, the Jedi were arrogant and deserved to be slaughtered as they were holding everything back, and Alderaan was a military target.

The destruction of Alderaan is often cited as ipso facto proof of the Empire's "evilness" because it seems like mass murder--planeticide, even. As Tarkin prepares to fire the Death Star, Princess Leia implores him to spare the planet, saying, "Alderaan is peaceful. We have no weapons." Her plea is important, if true.

But the audience has no reason to believe that Leia is telling the truth. In Episode IV, every bit of information she gives the Empire is willfully untrue. In the opening, she tells Darth Vader that she is on a diplomatic mission of mercy, when in fact she is on a spy mission, trying to deliver schematics of the Death Star to the Rebel Alliance. When asked where the Alliance is headquartered, she lies again.

Leia's lies are perfectly defensible--she thinks she's serving the greater good--but they make her wholly unreliable on the question of whether or not Alderaan really is peaceful and defenseless. If anything, since Leia is a high-ranking member of the rebellion and the princess of Alderaan, it would be reasonable to suspect that Alderaan is a front for Rebel activity or at least home to many more spies and insurgents like Leia.

[New East Ireland]

To all you saying the Empire wasn't evil, you are all a bunch of morons.

Hi, is this the Imperial Security Bureau?... Yes, my name is Mr. Ireland and I'm reporting a possible member of the Rebel Alliance... Yes, I'll hold...

[Ameriganastan]

I'm not reading some nerds justification for why the Empire isn't evil. They slaughtered all the Jedi, and blew up a fucking planet.

Frankly, the Jedi were arrogant and deserved to be slaughtered as they were holding everything back, and Alderaan was a military target.

The destruction of Alderaan is often cited as ipso facto proof of the Empire's "evilness" because it seems like mass murder--planeticide, even. As Tarkin prepares to fire the Death Star, Princess Leia implores him to spare the planet, saying, "Alderaan is peaceful. We have no weapons." Her plea is important, if true.

But the audience has no reason to believe that Leia is telling the truth. In Episode IV, every bit of information she gives the Empire is willfully untrue. In the opening, she tells Darth Vader that she is on a diplomatic mission of mercy, when in fact she is on a spy mission, trying to deliver schematics of the Death Star to the Rebel Alliance. When asked where the Alliance is headquartered, she lies again.

Leia's lies are perfectly defensible--she thinks she's serving the greater good--but they make her wholly unreliable on the question of whether or not Alderaan really is peaceful and defenseless. If anything, since Leia is a high-ranking member of the rebellion and the princess of Alderaan, it would be reasonable to suspect that Alderaan is a front for Rebel activity or at least home to many more spies and insurgents like Leia.

So, because they were arrogant, they all deserved to die? Even the little kids? And need i remind you, they built a GIANT FUCKING PLANET DESTROYING SPACE STATION. That sounds evil to me.

[Olthar]

Frankly, the Jedi were arrogant and deserved to be slaughtered as they were holding everything back, and Alderaan was a military target.

So, because they were arrogant, they all deserved to die? Even the little kids? And need i remind you, they built a GIANT FUCKING PLANET DESTROYING SPACE STATION. That sounds evil to me.

So, I guess America is evil for creating and using nukes then, huh?