Elfen High (RP/Closed/Sign-up/Interest)LONG LIVE THE EMPIRE!

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Laz's daughters are safe, though it'd be good if one of them was severely wounded (death is your choice), since people care about them and that would have an effect on other characters, but I want one Guard member (Rachel, Richard, Morgan, etc.) to die if the Guard tries to enter Zeus' Backside.

Well, those guys aren't my characters. You'd have ask whoever plays as them if that's alright.

Can one of Laz's daughters be severely injured?

[Zarkenis Ultima]

Oh, I see.

I'll have fun making up cosmic reactions.

[Ameriganastan]

Well, those guys aren't my characters. You'd have ask whoever plays as them if that's alright.

Can one of Laz's daughters be severely injured?

I guess.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Can one of Laz's daughters be severely injured?

I guess.

Sweet.

[New East Ireland]

I guess.

Sweet.

"Nightkill loves sadist porn."

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[Olthar]

... when you have names, you have better chances of survival.

That's very true. Nameless NPCs have a bad habit of dropping like flies, especially when in close proximity to named PCs.

[Ameriganastan]

I guess.

Sweet.

Sweet? What kind of sadist are you?

[New East Ireland]

... when you have names, you have better chances of survival.

That's very true. Nameless NPCs have a bad habit of dropping like flies, especially when in close proximity to named PCs.

NPCs are like redshirts. Only the red is blood, not dye.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Sweet.

"Nightkill loves sadist porn."

Brought to you by the Anti-Indian Association of India

Sweet.

Sweet? What kind of sadist are you?

[New East Ireland]

Off for a little while. Don't blow up Alderaan without me.

[Olthar]

Off for a little while. Don't blow up Alderaan without me.

*blows up Endor*

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Off for a little while. Don't blow up Alderaan without me.

*blows up Endor*

No Endor Holocaust.

[New East Ireland]

*blows up Endor*

No Endor Holocaust.

I am Palpatine, Fuhrer of the Galaxy. Death to the Ewoks!

[Olthar]

No Endor Holocaust.

I am Palpatine, Fuhrer of the Galaxy. Death to the Ewoks!

If Palpatine were to actually make that a real agenda of the Empire, I'd suit up and become a Stormtrooper, just for the chance to punch those things in the face.

[Ameriganastan]

I am Palpatine, Fuhrer of the Galaxy. Death to the Ewoks!

If Palpatine were to actually make that a real agenda of the Empire, I'd suit up and become a Stormtrooper, just for the chance to punch those things in the face.

...I like Ewoks...

[New East Ireland]

I am Palpatine, Fuhrer of the Galaxy. Death to the Ewoks!

If Palpatine were to actually make that a real agenda of the Empire, I'd suit up and become a Stormtrooper, just for the chance to punch those things in the face.

Jedi = Jews

Sith = Muslims

Empire = Islamic countries

Rebel Alliance = Israel

Republic = USA/Roman Empire

Separatist Alliance = CSA

Death Star = SDI

Darth Vader = Cassius/Himmler

Palpatine = Brutus/Hitler

Admiral Ackbar = Winston Churchill

It makes perfect sense.

[Nationstatelandsville]

If Palpatine were to actually make that a real agenda of the Empire, I'd suit up and become a Stormtrooper, just for the chance to punch those things in the face.

Jedi = Jews

Sith = Muslims

Empire = Islamic countries

Rebel Alliance = Israel

Republic = USA/Roman Empire

Separatist Alliance = CSA

Death Star = SDI

Darth Vader = Cassius/Himmler

Palpatine = Brutus/Hitler

Admiral Ackbar = Winston Churchill

It makes perfect sense.

What the fuck did you just say?

[New East Ireland]

What the fuck did you just say?

You see, the Jedi are meant to represent the Jewish people, while the Sith are meant to represent the Islamic people. The Jedi are supported by the Rebel Alliance, a democratic government, while the Sith are supported by the dictatorial Empire. The Alliance is meant to represent Israel, or "the good side", whilst the Empire is meant to represent the Islamic countries, or "the bad side". I don't find that true; good and evil are not present in the Israeli-Arab conflicts, only misunderstanding, but one could see that Lucas was clearly making fun of the fact that two religions (Jedi/Judaism, Sith/Islam) that worship the same God (The Force/Allah or Yahweh) will ally with different governments and nations to fight out over slight disagreements.

In the years leading up to the Civil War, there was debate over the tariffs that the north voted on, which increased taxes in the south. In Star Wars, the Trade Federation (a major faction within the CIS) is taxed, and thus blockades Naboo in retaliation (much like the blockade and siege of Fort Sumter). Finis Valorum was the Chancellor of the Republic during this time, but he would not go into war. Thus, he was replaced by Palpatine, who was very willing to go into war with the Trade Federation. This mirrors the election of Abraham Lincoln, who was willing to go into war, who replaced the war-fearing James Buchanan as President of the United States.

Later, the Trade Federation and their allies formed the Confederacy of Independent Systems (the Confederate States of America), and rebelled. Palpatine drafted the Clone Army (in RL, Lincoln got several thousand troops when the war began to fight), and the Clone Wars (Civil War) began. Dooku, who wished to change the Republic's government, was elected the leader of the Confederacy (Dooku = Jefferson Davis).

Meanwhile, Palpatine gained power during the war, and corrupted Anakin. During the duel between Palpatine and Windu in Episode III, Anakin joins with Palpatine and helps him kill Windu (much like how Brutus (Anakin) and Cassius (Palpatine) killed Caesar (Windu). This brought about the creation of the Galactic (Roman) Empire, and Palpatine's rule.

[Olthar]

Jedi = Jews

Sith = Muslims

Empire = Islamic countries

Rebel Alliance = Israel

Republic = USA/Roman Empire

Separatist Alliance = CSA

Death Star = SDI

Darth Vader = Cassius/Himmler

Palpatine = Brutus/Hitler

Admiral Ackbar = Winston Churchill

It makes perfect sense.

What the fuck did you just say?

If you're confused by NEI's post, you can simply reread it. That might help you.

[Hardened Pyrokinetics]

Guard I have important plans for:
Morgan
Richard
Sarana
Timothy

Guard I have no plans for or otherwise can't control:
Rachael
The Twins
Lesana
Alessa

Guard members Night has taken control of for plot reasons:
Sylvia
Miranda
Tyler

[Zarkenis Ultima]

Taken for plot reasons? More like KIA...

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Guard I have important plans for:
Morgan
Richard
Sarana
Timothy

Guard I have no plans for or otherwise can't control:
Rachael
The Twins
Lesana
Alessa

Guard members Night has taken control of for plot reasons:
Sylvia
Miranda
Tyler

Then kill the Twins or something.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

People, post in IC before I leave for the day.

[Hardened Pyrokinetics]

Guard I have important plans for:
Morgan
Richard
Sarana
Timothy

Guard I have no plans for or otherwise can't control:
Rachael
The Twins
Lesana
Alessa

Guard members Night has taken control of for plot reasons:
Sylvia
Miranda
Tyler

Then kill the Twins or something.

People will die when I want them to die. Which could be before or after they find the others.

Or maybe they'll all get lost and troll around God's Curse for a few days killing things and mapping the area, and their adventures will inadvertently end up making God's Curse less of a shithole. Just because.

[New East Ireland]

Then kill the Twins or something.

People will die when I want them to die. Which could be before or after they find the others.

Or maybe they'll all get lost and troll around God's Curse for a few days killing things and mapping the area, and their adventures will inadvertently end up making God's Curse less of a shithole. Just because.

Happy endings suck. That's why I accept the Endor Holocaust as the canon Episode VI ending. *nod*