Elfen High (RP/Closed/Sign-up/Interest)LONG LIVE THE EMPIRE!

[New East Ireland]

I, sadly, am like a Klingon in these situations. I will hold my lifedebt and keep posting. For the blood between my bones has not yet been spilled. The metal of my sword has not yet been broken. My life has not been taken. And it never will. Because right here, right now, I will push on. I will unite. I will prevail. But not alone. Only together can we save Elfen High. Only together can we unite and fight for freedom and justice. We are the ones. The ones chosen by the gods. Why? Why have we been chosen? To fight. To slay the dragon.

...I...You...Huh?
What is this? I don't even...

But, somehow I feel inspired... :/

And you all denied my abilities. I was the one who was able to compare Star Wars to the Israeli-Arab Conflict after all. Now, let's keep posting.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

@NEI: Nevermind.

Anyways, can I bring my other two characters to Jupiter's Rectum? .

No. The characters in there are what you have, since getting the others to Zeus' Backside is very improbable.

Oh, alright then.

...I can't post. :/.

[Olthar]

...I...You...Huh?
What is this? I don't even...

But, somehow I feel inspired... :/

And you all denied my abilities. I was the one who was able to compare Star Wars to the Israeli-Arab Conflict after all. Now, let's keep posting.

Well, you got me to post, so you must have some sort of talent.

[New East Ireland]

And you all denied my abilities. I was the one who was able to compare Star Wars to the Israeli-Arab Conflict after all. Now, let's keep posting.

Well, you got me to post, so you must have some sort of talent.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

“You all know the mission, and what is at stake.
I have come to trust each of you with my penis -- but I have also heard murmurs of discontent. I share your concerns.
We are trained for posting erotica; we would be pornstars, but the records are sealed. Glory in bed is not our way.
Think of our heroes; the Silent Fap, who defeated a nation with a single shot. Or the Ever Alert, who kept armies at bay with hidden vaginas.
These giants do not seem to give us solace here, but they are not all that we are.
Before Nationstates, there was the nerds. Before F7, there were rps!
Our posts ended Arc 1, but before that we posted in the thread!
Our posts ended Arc 2, but before that, we posted in the thread!
Our posts will end Arc 3; in the rp today, we will post in the thread!”

[New East Ireland]

Bathroom break. Be back in 5 to 10 days.

[New East Ireland]

My last post may have been an over-estimation.

[Olthar]

My last post may have been an over-estimation.

Oh, wow. I didn't even notice that. I thought it said 5 to 10 minutes.

[Nationstatelandsville]

I see you all had an interesting day. And... some interesting speeches.

[New East Ireland]

My last post may have been an over-estimation.

Oh, wow. I didn't even notice that. I thought it said 5 to 10 minutes.

Minutes are hours for the weak, and seconds for the strong.

[Olthar]

Oh, wow. I didn't even notice that. I thought it said 5 to 10 minutes.

Minutes are hours for the weak, and seconds for the strong.

Hours are too long. They should be half an hour at most.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

This is where Lewis charges at them screaming "WITCHCRAFT!"

[New East Ireland]

I see you all had an interesting day. And... some interesting speeches.

Don't quit Nat. You're a good man. A good roleplayer. And a great soldier. We can't go without you. The circle is incomplete without the northeast curve. The congress is incomplete without the treasurer. The royal court is incomplte without the jester. Please. If not for me, or Nightkill, or Olthar, or Zark, or Ameri, then do it for Susan. She'd want you to stand up one last time.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

This is where Lewis charges at them screaming "WITCHCRAFT!"

I was wrong.

[Nationstatelandsville]

This is where Lewis charges at them screaming "WITCHCRAFT!"

I was thinking that, but I thought it would be much funnier if he asked Crowley for permission first.

I see you all had an interesting day. And... some interesting speeches.

Don't quit Nat. You're a good man. A good roleplayer. And a great soldier. We can't go without you. The circle is incomplete without the northeast curve. The congress is incomplete without the treasurer. The royal court is incomplte without the jester. Please. If not for me, or Nightkill, or Olthar, or Zark, or Ameri, then do it for Susan. She'd want you to stand up one last time.

Right. Susan.

Who is she again?

[New East Ireland]

Right. Susan.

Who is she again?

Dammit man. The Turks did you in real good. I'm sorry. She was your wife. In Bucharest... They... They killed her in the raid. I'm sorry Nat. There was nothing we could do. The Turks had ion cannons- they decimated our artillery and stampeded through our conscripts with their walkers!

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Demon 1: Do you hear something?

Lewis: WITCHES! DEMONIC WITCHCRAFT!

Demon 2: Probably just the wind.

Lewis: FUCKING WITCHCRAFT, WINGS!

Demon 2: Yep, that's definitely the sound wind makes.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Right. Susan.

Who is she again?

Dammit man. The Turks did you in real good. I'm sorry. She was your wife. In Bucharest... They... They killed her in the raid. I'm sorry Nat. There was nothing we could do. The Turks had ion cannons- they decimated our artillery and stampeded through our conscripts with their walkers!

Right. Turks.

So uh, were these Turks butterball?

[Nationstatelandsville]

Demon 1: Do you hear something?

Lewis: WITCHES! DEMONIC WITCHCRAFT!

Demon 2: Probably just the wind.

Lewis: FUCKING WITCHCRAFT, WINGS!

Demon 2: Yep, that's definitely the sound wind makes.

There's an actual explanation for his bouts of paranoia. I'll explain it sooner or later, depending on if someone asks.

[Olthar]

It's kind of a shame that Lewis did, indeed, go running after the demons. I was about to make a post having Nora fix that missing cane problem. :/

[Nationstatelandsville]

It's kind of a shame that Lewis did, indeed go running after the demons. I was about to make a post having Nora fix that missing cane problem. :/

Fuck logic, WITCHCRAFT!

But yeah, it's no biggie. I wanted to replace the cane anyhow.

[New East Ireland]

Dammit man. The Turks did you in real good. I'm sorry. She was your wife. In Bucharest... They... They killed her in the raid. I'm sorry Nat. There was nothing we could do. The Turks had ion cannons- they decimated our artillery and stampeded through our conscripts with their walkers!

Right. Turks.

So uh, were these Turks butterball?

Don't you remember?

*sigh*

It was 2099. The Ottoman Imperial State had just won the war against China, and it now held all of Beijing in its clutches. We were some of the conscripts brought into Faux Battalion by the North American Protectorate. You, me, and Johnny Knoxville fought at Bucharest during the Battle of Romania.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Right. Turks.

So uh, were these Turks butterball?

Don't you remember?

*sigh*

It was 2099. The Ottoman Imperial State had just won the war against China, and it now held all of Beijing in its clutches. We were some of the conscripts brought into Faux Battalion by the North American Protectorate. You, me, and Johnny Knoxville fought at Bucharest during the Battle of Romania.

That explains the smell of shame and Coke Zero...

I think.

[New East Ireland]

Don't you remember?

*sigh*

It was 2099. The Ottoman Imperial State had just won the war against China, and it now held all of Beijing in its clutches. We were some of the conscripts brought into Faux Battalion by the North American Protectorate. You, me, and Johnny Knoxville fought at Bucharest during the Battle of Romania.

That explains the smell of shame and Coke Zero...

I think.

Yeah, we were the only three conscripts in Romania by the time they attacked the city. Vlad and Chuck Norris would've helped, but they were busy discussing the nuclear attack on Constantinople with Night, who was serving as India's Emperor. Anyways, I dragged your flaming corpse from the sewers and we ended up in a clinic in Moscow for the rest of the war.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

That explains the smell of shame and Coke Zero...

I think.

Yeah, we were the only three conscripts in Romania by the time they attacked the city. Vlad and Chuck Norris would've helped, but they were busy discussing the nuclear attack on Constantinople with Night, who was serving as India's Emperor. Anyways, I dragged your flaming corpse from the sewers and we ended up in a clinic in Moscow for the rest of the war.

Make an rp about this.