Elfen High (RP/Closed/Sign-up/Interest)LONG LIVE THE EMPIRE!

[Olthar]

I thought he did.

He made three. Laz and Laz's daughters.

Um, we're not talking about Ameri...

[Nature-Spirits]

He made three. Laz and Laz's daughters.

Um, we're not talking about Ameri...

Oops.

I'm tired. When I'm tired I don't pay as much attention to things.

[Hardened Pyrokinetics]

Everyone, I'm sorry, but for the duration of my third of the Arc NSLV's banjo is off-limits.

[New East Ireland]

Everyone, I'm sorry, but for the duration of my third of the Arc NSLV's banjo is off-limits.

So, we can't destroy it?

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Everyone, I'm sorry, but for the duration of my third of the Arc NSLV's banjo is off-limits.

So, we can't destroy it?

Sadly no.

[Nationstatelandsville]

I thought he was making 2 characters.

I could have sworn it was just one. I may be mistaken, but I'm pretty sure he didn't make a second.

Just Mr. Jameson, the banjo-playing redneck ninja.

[Esternial]

I demand Arc 3. I have waited long.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I demand Arc 3. I have waited long.

I know you have.

Which is why you must wait a few more hours. It will be up today though, but probably sometime during the night, me having made it while high.

[Nationstatelandsville]

I demand Arc 3. I have waited long.

I know you have.

Which is why you must wait a few more hours. It will be up today though, but probably sometime during the night, me having made it while high.

You already made it while high or you will make it while high?

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I know you have.

Which is why you must wait a few more hours. It will be up today though, but probably sometime during the night, me having made it while high.

You already made it while high or you will make it while high?

I'll make it while high.

[New East Ireland]

Name: Thomas J. Wyrmwood
Age (Actual): 96
Age (Appears): 29
Race: Human
Appearance (Picture or good description):

Powers (Are they aware of them?): Aware
-Telekinesis
-Teleportation
-Immortality to age and disease
Weaknesses: Anything that he isn't immune to...
Personality: Just an average dude.
History: Thomas Wyrmwood was born and raised in West Philadelphia, and on the play ground is where he spent most of his days. Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool and shooting the b-ball, when he wasn't in school. When a couple of guys, who were up to no good, started making trouble in his neighborhood, he got in one little fight and his mom got scared and said, "YOU SHOULD'VE BEEN MORE CAREFUL YOU PIECE OF SHIT!"

After that, Wyrmwood blended into the crowd and only practiced worshipping Satan in his alone time. He got a teachers degree and applied at Elfen High to be the English teacher.
RP Sample: Mehefhuewb.

[Nationstatelandsville]

You already made it while high or you will make it while high?

I'll make it while high.

Gotcha'.

[Olthar]

Alright. Here's your goram recap:

(Image)

Does no one care about my awesome joke? Oh well. I suppose I may as well post the real recap, then. It's been done for damn near 11 hours now.

I decided I'd make this one a bit more entertaining since, you know, then it'd be more entertaining.

[Olthar]

So, the story starts out with a bunch of meaningless bullshit that you really don't need to pay attention to since it'll inevitably serve no purpose in the end, proving for the second time that the "school" part of Elfen High School might as well not even exist. Pretty much, the first two dozen pages or so are filled with various characters going about their school activities such as having classes no one cares about and a lunch hour that serves no point, etc. The only important thing that happens here is that many of the characters are just outright forgotten about, mostly because their players decided to stop caring or were forcefully kicked for being stupid.

Then, some interesting shit actually started happening. James shot himself in the head because he's a pussy like that. Then Calliel popped in for a cameo, just so that he could dance around and show everyone that he isn't completely obsolete yet, even though he totally is. Then Malakh showed up because he's one of the only cool characters in the RP, and that's really stretching the definition of "cool" quite far. After that, vampires attacked the school because this thing needed a fucking plot. Sometime during this, James died again because he's still a pussy like that. During the fighting, it turned out that Anna was really just an evil bitch the entire time. Then the school disappeared because why the fuck not?

So, it turns out that the school was transported to an alternate dimension, or something, that was pretty much a chronologically anachronistic Camelot with guns and shit. This was supposed to make everything all weird and mysterious, but no one really gave a shit, so it was an utter failure. Then, a few of the characters went to go meet with King Lancelot to ask some questions about why they were here, but Damien was a total dumbass and asked Lancelot questions that were, all in all, fucking useless and didn't reveal anything. So, Pari went off to see if she could find out some information that was actually relevant to anything and ended up learning the entire fucking plot.

Elsewhere, more meaningless shit happened, and characters were still acting as useless as a wet tissue. Then, some other shit happened, and the characters started fighting a True Vampire and the Metatron because apparently he has some connection to the True Fae, or something, even though that doesn't make a whole lot of sense if you think about it. Really, it just seems like a flimsy excuse to bring him back from the first RP, but really, who fucking cares about consistency anymore? Anyways, James dies yet again because he's still a pussy like that, and Damien dies because he's a complete badass.
Then, the vampire is killed, and the Metatron runs away since he's a fucking coward. Really, you'd think it would have been a tactical retreat, and he'd come back later in the story with some reinforcements, but no. That's the last time we see him. What a pathetic final scene.

In any event, Lancelot gets pissed off and attacks Malakh and Timothy, even though they didn't really have anything to do with anything, but whatever. So, Lancelot is killed because he had a dragon thrown at him, or something. It was kind of stupid. Then Crowley picks up Excalibur because why not? Unfortunately, it turns out that Excalibur is totally evil for no apparent reason. So, Crowley drops it. Afterwards, the group is inexplicably teleported back to the castle so that they can be attacked by the most retarded guards in the history of retarded guards. Naturally, the guards are fucking slaughtered.

After that, Morgan La Fey shows up and essentially says, "Hey! Look at me! I'm the big bad this time!" because why not? At least it's not as pointlessly convoluted as the first story. Then, in what is probably the saddest boss fight ever, the good guys pound her True Fae ass into the fucking ground with ease. Seriously, no one even died during that fight, not even James. At least some nameless NPCs died fighting Calliel in the first story. On the plus side, no one genocided any angels this time, so that's good.

Finally, the story ended on a funeral, a goddamn funeral. Talk about a depressing ending. Seriously, that shit is fucked up.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Alright. Here's your goram recap:

(Image)

Does no one care about my awesome joke? Oh well. I suppose I may as well post the real recap, then. It's been done for damn near 11 hours now.

I decided I'd make this one a bit more entertaining since, you know, then it'd be more entertaining.

That's usually how things work...

[Nightkill the Emperor]

So, the story starts out with a bunch of meaningless bullshit that you really don't need to pay attention to since it'll inevitably serve no purpose in the end, proving for the second time that the "school" part of Elfen High School might as well not even exist. Pretty much, the first two dozen pages or so are filled with various characters going about their school activities such as having classes no one cares and a lunch hour that serves no point, etc. The only important thing that happens here is that many of the characters are just outright forgotten about, mostly because their players decided to stop caring or were forcefully kicked for being stupid.

Then, some interesting shit actually started happening. James shot himself in the head because he's a pussy like that. Then Calliel popped in for a cameo, just so that he could dance around and show everyone that he isn't completely obsolete yet, even though he totally is. Then Malakh showed up because he's one of the only cool characters in the RP, and that's really stretching the definition of "cool" quite far. After that, vampires attacked the school because this thing needed a fucking plot. Sometime during this, James died again because he's still a pussy like that. During the fighting, it turned out that Anna was really just an evil bitch the entire time. Then the school disappeared because why the fuck not?

So, it turns out that the school was transported to an alternate dimension, or something, that was pretty much a chronologically anachronistic Camelot with guns and shit. This was supposed to make everything all weird and mysterious, but no one really gave a shit, so it was an utter failure. Then, a few of the characters went to go meet with King Lancelot to ask some questions about why they were here, but Damien was a total dumbass and asked Lancelot questions that were, all in all, fucking useless and didn't reveal anything. So, Pari went off to see if she could find out some information that was actually relevant to anything and ended up learning the entire fucking plot.

Elsewhere, more meaningless shit happened, and characters were still acting as useless as a wet tissue. Then, some other shit happened, and the characters started fighting a True Vampire and the Metatron because apparently he has some connection to the True Fae, or something, even though that doesn't make a whole lot of sense if you think about it. Really, it just seems like a flimsy excuse to bring him back from the first RP, but really, who fucking cares about consistency anymore? Anyways, James dies yet again because he's still a pussy like that, and Damien dies because he's a complete badass.
Then, the vampire is killed, and the Metatron runs away since he's a fucking coward. Really, you'd think it would have been a tactical retreat, and he'd come back later in the story with some reinforcements, but no. That's the last time we see him. What a pathetic final scene.

In any event, Lancelot gets pissed off and attacks Malakh and Timothy, even though they didn't really have anything to do with anything, but whatever. So, Lancelot is killed because he had a dragon thrown at him, or something. It was kind of stupid. Then Crowley picks up Excalibur because why not? Unfortunately, it turns out that Excalibur is totally evil for no apparent reason. So, Crowley drops it. Afterwards, the group is inexplicably teleported back to the castle so that they can be attacked by the most retarded guards in the history of retarded guards. Naturally, the guards are fucking slaughtered.

After that, Morgan La Fey shows up and essentially says, "Hey! Look at me! I'm the big bad this time!" because why not? At least it's not as pointlessly convoluted as the first story. Then, in what is probably the saddest boss fight ever, the good guys pound her True Fae ass into the fucking ground with ease. Seriously, no one even died during that fight, not even James. At least some nameless NPCs died fighting Calliel in the first story. On the plus side, no one genocided any angels this time, so that's good.

Finally, the story ended on a funeral, a goddamn funeral. Talk about a depressing ending. Seriously, that shit is fucked up.

The Arc sounds way more depressing when you put it like that.

[Olthar]

So, the story starts out with a bunch of meaningless bullshit that you really don't need to pay attention to since it'll inevitably serve no purpose in the end, proving for the second time that the "school" part of Elfen High School might as well not even exist. Pretty much, the first two dozen pages or so are filled with various characters going about their school activities such as having classes no one cares and a lunch hour that serves no point, etc. The only important thing that happens here is that many of the characters are just outright forgotten about, mostly because their players decided to stop caring or were forcefully kicked for being stupid.

Then, some interesting shit actually started happening. James shot himself in the head because he's a pussy like that. Then Calliel popped in for a cameo, just so that he could dance around and show everyone that he isn't completely obsolete yet, even though he totally is. Then Malakh showed up because he's one of the only cool characters in the RP, and that's really stretching the definition of "cool" quite far. After that, vampires attacked the school because this thing needed a fucking plot. Sometime during this, James died again because he's still a pussy like that. During the fighting, it turned out that Anna was really just an evil bitch the entire time. Then the school disappeared because why the fuck not?

So, it turns out that the school was transported to an alternate dimension, or something, that was pretty much a chronologically anachronistic Camelot with guns and shit. This was supposed to make everything all weird and mysterious, but no one really gave a shit, so it was an utter failure. Then, a few of the characters went to go meet with King Lancelot to ask some questions about why they were here, but Damien was a total dumbass and asked Lancelot questions that were, all in all, fucking useless and didn't reveal anything. So, Pari went off to see if she could find out some information that was actually relevant to anything and ended up learning the entire fucking plot.

Elsewhere, more meaningless shit happened, and characters were still acting as useless as a wet tissue. Then, some other shit happened, and the characters started fighting a True Vampire and the Metatron because apparently he has some connection to the True Fae, or something, even though that doesn't make a whole lot of sense if you think about it. Really, it just seems like a flimsy excuse to bring him back from the first RP, but really, who fucking cares about consistency anymore? Anyways, James dies yet again because he's still a pussy like that, and Damien dies because he's a complete badass.
Then, the vampire is killed, and the Metatron runs away since he's a fucking coward. Really, you'd think it would have been a tactical retreat, and he'd come back later in the story with some reinforcements, but no. That's the last time we see him. What a pathetic final scene.

In any event, Lancelot gets pissed off and attacks Malakh and Timothy, even though they didn't really have anything to do with anything, but whatever. So, Lancelot is killed because he had a dragon thrown at him, or something. It was kind of stupid. Then Crowley picks up Excalibur because why not? Unfortunately, it turns out that Excalibur is totally evil for no apparent reason. So, Crowley drops it. Afterwards, the group is inexplicably teleported back to the castle so that they can be attacked by the most retarded guards in the history of retarded guards. Naturally, the guards are fucking slaughtered.

After that, Morgan La Fey shows up and essentially says, "Hey! Look at me! I'm the big bad this time!" because why not? At least it's not as pointlessly convoluted as the first story. Then, in what is probably the saddest boss fight ever, the good guys pound her True Fae ass into the fucking ground with ease. Seriously, no one even died during that fight, not even James. At least some nameless NPCs died fighting Calliel in the first story. On the plus side, no one genocided any angels this time, so that's good.

Finally, the story ended on a funeral, a goddamn funeral. Talk about a depressing ending. Seriously, that shit is fucked up.

The Arc sounds way more depressing when you put it like that.

[Nationstatelandsville]

So, the story starts out with a bunch of meaningless bullshit that you really don't need to pay attention to since it'll inevitably serve no purpose in the end, proving for the second time that the "school" part of Elfen High School might as well not even exist. Pretty much, the first two dozen pages or so are filled with various characters going about their school activities such as having classes no one cares and a lunch hour that serves no point, etc. The only important thing that happens here is that many of the characters are just outright forgotten about, mostly because their players decided to stop caring or were forcefully kicked for being stupid.

Then, some interesting shit actually started happening. James shot himself in the head because he's a pussy like that. Then Calliel popped in for a cameo, just so that he could dance around and show everyone that he isn't completely obsolete yet, even though he totally is. Then Malakh showed up because he's one of the only cool characters in the RP, and that's really stretching the definition of "cool" quite far. After that, vampires attacked the school because this thing needed a fucking plot. Sometime during this, James died again because he's still a pussy like that. During the fighting, it turned out that Anna was really just an evil bitch the entire time. Then the school disappeared because why the fuck not?

So, it turns out that the school was transported to an alternate dimension, or something, that was pretty much a chronologically anachronistic Camelot with guns and shit. This was supposed to make everything all weird and mysterious, but no one really gave a shit, so it was an utter failure. Then, a few of the characters went to go meet with King Lancelot to ask some questions about why they were here, but Damien was a total dumbass and asked Lancelot questions that were, all in all, fucking useless and didn't reveal anything. So, Pari went off to see if she could find out some information that was actually relevant to anything and ended up learning the entire fucking plot.

Elsewhere, more meaningless shit happened, and characters were still acting as useless as a wet tissue. Then, some other shit happened, and the characters started fighting a True Vampire and the Metatron because apparently he has some connection to the True Fae, or something, even though that doesn't make a whole lot of sense if you think about it. Really, it just seems like a flimsy excuse to bring him back from the first RP, but really, who fucking cares about consistency anymore? Anyways, James dies yet again because he's still a pussy like that, and Damien dies because he's a complete badass.
Then, the vampire is killed, and the Metatron runs away since he's a fucking coward. Really, you'd think it would have been a tactical retreat, and he'd come back later in the story with some reinforcements, but no. That's the last time we see him. What a pathetic final scene.

In any event, Lancelot gets pissed off and attacks Malakh and Timothy, even though they didn't really have anything to do with anything, but whatever. So, Lancelot is killed because he had a dragon thrown at him, or something. It was kind of stupid. Then Crowley picks up Excalibur because why not? Unfortunately, it turns out that Excalibur is totally evil for no apparent reason. So, Crowley drops it. Afterwards, the group is inexplicably teleported back to the castle so that they can be attacked by the most retarded guards in the history of retarded guards. Naturally, the guards are fucking slaughtered.

After that, Morgan La Fey shows up and essentially says, "Hey! Look at me! I'm the big bad this time!" because why not? At least it's not as pointlessly convoluted as the first story. Then, in what is probably the saddest boss fight ever, the good guys pound her True Fae ass into the fucking ground with ease. Seriously, no one even died during that fight, not even James. At least some nameless NPCs died fighting Calliel in the first story. On the plus side, no one genocided any angels this time, so that's good.

Finally, the story ended on a funeral, a goddamn funeral. Talk about a depressing ending. Seriously, that shit is fucked up.

RAWR! OLTHAR SMASH!

[Nightkill the Emperor]

This Arc was more fun when I basically did the exact same plot, but with different characters, for my D&D campaign.

[Nationstatelandsville]

This Arc was more fun when I basically did the exact same plot, but with different characters, for my D&D campaign.

It doesn't matter, it was a good read.

[Olthar]

This Arc was more fun when I basically did the exact same plot, but with different characters, for my D&D campaign.

Well, I'm sure there was probably much less pointlessness in that one.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

This Arc was more fun when I basically did the exact same plot, but with different characters, for my D&D campaign.

Well, I'm sure there was probably much less pointlessness in that one.

Yep.

BECAUSE PEOPLE ACTUALLY PAID ATTENTION TO EVERYTHING AND TALKED TO NPCs INSTEAD OF WANTING TO GET TO THE FIGHTS.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

So, Arc 3 will have more of a point.

Or Hard will die.

[Nationstatelandsville]

So, Arc 3 will have more of a point.

Or Hard will die.

Both work.

[Esternial]

Alright. Here's your goram recap:

(Image)

Does no one care about my awesome joke? Oh well. I suppose I may as well post the real recap, then. It's been done for damn near 11 hours now.

I decided I'd make this one a bit more entertaining since, you know, then it'd be more entertaining.

That was a joke?

Whoops, awkward...