NationStates

Posted: **Thu Oct 27, 2016 10:28 am**

You can't pine for an ultimate logical conclusion for everything and be overly subjective you fucking idiot

sorry faggot I can't hear you over my personalized L O J B A N

-skype, 2015

Posted: **Thu Oct 27, 2016 10:29 am**

"We are all human, but some humans are better than others.
Why else do you think the rich Capitalists have such a huge ego?"
-Our General while being interviewed by a Capitalist.

Posted: **Thu Oct 27, 2016 10:52 am**

"Why was the Throne Room locked down during the Sacrifice Hour? Weren't the visitors supposed to-"

"I don't know; do I look like a goddamn oracle to you?"

Two Palatial Guardsmen in the Citadel of Angels, New Rhazieya.

Posted: **Thu Oct 27, 2016 4:36 pm**

"You had to admire something in those two, 'dueling' as it were, up there in the sky even as the world was literally ending around them." - Tsar Alexander Yordanov, recounting a dogfight that took place concurrent with the descent of the asteroid Proteus and its many millions of fragments.

Posted: **Thu Oct 27, 2016 5:27 pm**

"The Renovation is not only Reaction against those who wish harm on the Nation but also Revolution against the old, corrupt, decaying despotism of those who exploit the Nation for their own luxuries and lifestyles or use it as a foundation for their petty, short-sighted philosophies and the consequential systems of it, for they are the reason it is crumbling against subversive nationegationist forces in the first place. They must be smashed, and in their place, we erect a system wholly dedicated to the Nation, no other allegiances."
-Tan Ha-ri

Posted: **Thu Oct 27, 2016 8:54 pm**

Such that the new foreigner cult of "Futurism" has finally plagued our people in the time of the impotence of the "August" court has fallen to incompetence. If this shall be expected of the men and women we have crowned in the name of God, then agents of God himself must take action.

-Metropolitan Venderov, Church of the Konvati and all the West, 1870

The state of the Kontinogorod's people have long been one of the most deplorable, maintained by the greed of the King and the Church's sponsorship of glorified suffering. Who are these patriarchs and nobles to say that the people's losses, their starvation and their destitution is a path unto heaven? These abhorrent olds pillars are pulling the people down to the hell that they are now into, basking themselves into their own luxury. The old ways of the Kontinovoy have led to this. An enlightened revolution of purification and change must happen, and it must happen in the most violent way possible.

- Gabriuz Estherkozov, "Author of the Voroznik Revolution", 1868

Posted: **Thu Oct 27, 2016 8:57 pm**

"We have been too bound to our primitive desires of materialism and carnality... if anything, the evolution of theological and philosophical ideas have evolved our societies and cultures as a whole; not making them regressed."

Voph Rhazien Graeme

Posted: **Thu Oct 27, 2016 8:59 pm**

"What do you mean, 'the government hasn't done anything stupid'?!"

"I mean, the government hasn't done anything stupid. If you want an article, go write about Maxtopia's government."

"Fiiiiiine."

-A young reporter talking with a professor in political sciences about potential articles

Posted: **Thu Oct 27, 2016 10:00 pm**

Phonograph Recorded meeting:

Niwe Norþhymbra, Capital Hall,
October 27th, 1872 11:35PM , Emergency Meeting of the House of Burgesses

~ Phonograph Recording Begins ~

New Bourbon Territory (OTL Louisiana) Burgess Gustave C. Baudelaire (Federalist): "I say again good sirs, the dead have risen; judgement day is upon us all, Dear Lord in Heaven help us should we choose not to help ourselves!"

Tennessee Territory Burgess Erasmus Godwynson (Whig): "Balderdash & hells teeth Gustave; calm that Gallic temper of yours for one godforsaken minute, will you?"

New Bourbon Territory (OTL Louisiana) Burgess Gustave C. Baudelaire (Federalist): "If the Good Lord isn't ripping out pages from revelations and force feeding them down our clearly sinful throats, do you sir dare deny that which has befallen Tampa? Do you have the fortitude & wherewithal to genuinely deny that we have casualty information coming in by the hour from the C-AF telegraph office?"

Tennessee Territory Burgess Erasmus Godwynson (Whig): "No, no I do not; but keep an even temper about you, I have been rallying the Territorial Reserve brigades to independent action, but by god, we must pass a unanimous act lest we find ourselves hip deep in flesh-rotten miscreants that desire only to relieve us of our innards!"

Niwe Zeeland Territory (OTL Carolinas) Burgess Theodore Leighton (Freedom): "Gentlemen, I have in my possession a written mobilization & territorial security act drawn up this morning by Heptarch Throckmorton himself!"

New Bourbon Territory (OTL Louisiana) Burgess Gustave C. Baudelaire (Federalist): "Mon Dieu..............."

Arkansas Territory Burgess Frederick Caldwell (Federalist): "Ya'll know what this means, right?"

A Chorus of "Yes", "Yessir", "Yea", a few "Oui" and one or two "Si`" alongside the rare "ġēse" can be heard echoing through-out the chamber

Columbia Territory (OTL Virginia & related states) Burgess Cædmon Huxley (Freedom): "Aint no turning back from here ya'll, I got my goddamn pen; lets get this godforsaken thing signed and start fighting back."

House Speaker Thaddius P. Ægenson can be heard walking up, grabbing the written act, and walking back to set it upon the moderator & signatory officiates table on the raised table at the opposite side of the hall.

House Speaker Thaddius P. Ægenson: "This is it good sirs, whatever comes next, whatever prices are paid to keep our sacred southern soil bearing a significant balance-difference between that of the living and the walking dead; for if things have gone this far, and there truly is no more room left in hell..............."

~ Phonograph Recording Ends ~

Posted: **Thu Oct 27, 2016 10:47 pm**

"Those who serve a long time on the battlefield start to think they're invincible. I bet you do too, Theodore." - Darcsen pilot and former member of the Euro-Asian Air Force 57th Air Force 12th Fighter Wing 118th Squadron "Mobius" 1st Lt. William "Willi" Schmeling, to his former flight lead, Lt. Col. Theodore "Ribbon" Edwards, as the two begin their aerial duel in the midst of the Proteus planetfall, 2022

Posted: **Fri Oct 28, 2016 5:29 am**

"Haha, you thought wallabacks were real? And there was an entire country where only method acting was considered real acting? Man you must be gullible."
- man from timeline where Ashkera itself is an elaborate hoax.

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Posted: **Fri Oct 28, 2016 5:31 am**

"1+1=2"
-A random p-k teacher.

Posted: **Fri Oct 28, 2016 6:15 am**

"We are neither the revolution nor the reaction, we are the renovation, we root out the rotten parts of the structure, reinforce it, ameliorate it, while preserving its overall layout. We are the only ones with true appreciation for the entire building."
-Mo Zehsi

Posted: **Fri Oct 28, 2016 7:11 am**

"The executive curl is too mainstream."

-Capt Takao Onoda, ULastN

"Issuing high heel platform stilettos with red soles etched with fancy or beautiful girly designs as an alternative to the standard-issue heels to our seduction division was a good idea, but would it be too far if we went with Irregular Choice character heels or transparent platform heels?"

-K-Sha, to the commander of the seduction division of the GID

Posted: **Fri Oct 28, 2016 8:26 am**

"Star command? ... Seriously?"

-Shinji Sakahara

Posted: **Fri Oct 28, 2016 9:16 am**

Hammer Britannia wrote:"1+1=2"
-A random p-k teacher.

"1+1=3"
-- secret document deliberately leaked by Fatatatutti Intelligence

Posted: **Fri Oct 28, 2016 9:28 am**

" Follow the law or follow a Rhino... with a rope.""
- Citizen 385395402

Posted: **Fri Oct 28, 2016 9:42 am**

"Sir I'm afraid that your drug test has come up totally clean, come with me please."

Posted: **Fri Oct 28, 2016 9:48 am**

they gotta deep fry and shit

- Random girl with shit taste for burgers, You fucking grill them or put them over a pan smh

Posted: **Fri Oct 28, 2016 9:54 am**

Commander: 2 light tanks up ahead, no match for our T-83!

Driver: YEAH!!

Gunner: Erm lads this aint our job

Commander: DRIVER, ADVANCE! WAIT WTF THIS AINT A LIGHT TANK, IT BE A TANK DESTROYER!

Gunner: told you soooo.

*they get destroyed*

Posted: **Fri Oct 28, 2016 2:08 pm**

"The largest conundrum in modern human society is how to schism attachment to the self versus attachment to the state. Not one nation ever truly accomplishes the schisms that lead to the total adherence to the state, but almost all nations lack the ability to restrict the schisms of Humanity that lead them towards self-preservation over collective integration."

Voph Rhazien Graeme

Posted: **Fri Oct 28, 2016 4:40 pm**

"I liked the old tricolor-with-star better."

"I did too, but it could be worse. Besides, the Vilkian flag looks nice."

"The Vilkian flag looks like Hapsburg gold and EU blue pasted over the flag of Ukraine."

"...but it works."
- C.M. Tagliaferro and Josu Iñaki in conversation.

Posted: **Fri Oct 28, 2016 5:27 pm**

"I have been fighting the forces of The Decurion for most of my life; fully willing and eager to in service to the Order of the Southern Cross, the good lord has taken it upon himself to not deliver me from evil, for I have seen Abyssals swallow men whole when they pull themselves from those deep and forgotten holes in the ground. Remember, the Hadals will fight you tooth and nail, they will try and take your children for their unholy breeding pens; the World Beneath is almost a sub-planet in it's own right, and God's light will not keep such darkness subdued and beneath our feet."

~ Castellan Henri Beauchamp, Catskill Mountain Garrison-Citadel of the "Ordre d' la Croix du Sud"; 1894 interview

Posted: **Fri Oct 28, 2016 10:18 pm**

"Not like you, this is not a journey for me. I will not return home from a far away Province and tell my family all the strange and new sights. You are arrogant. Most Orderians are, really, but people like you especially. I have met many of your type over the last few years, coming here to fulfill some personal conquest, but you never stop to think about how arrogant you are. You seek some 'enlightenment' at the expense of my people. You do not care about Africa. You do not care about my people."
"That's some deep stuff for African CivMil."
"I was not always African Civil Militiaman. Before the war I was finishing my Master's, in Magna Polis. I left so I could come home and help my family. I now wear this green uniform the Federal government has so graciously provided to the People of Orderian Africa, carrying a rifle that I paid for with my own money. Marine, I hope you find whatever it is you came here for. But this 'journey' of yours... I cannot imagine anything more arrogant."

-Discussion between Samuel Vandy (Civil Militia) and Lance Corporal David Mathias (Federal Marine Corps), during a joint patrol. Gold Province, GWO Africa had attempted to secede from the GWO unsuccessfully.

Posted: **Sat Oct 29, 2016 1:59 am**

"Your very existence is a disgusting objectification of womens' bodies. Don't you realize that? YOU ARE AN AFFRONT TO THE PRIDE OF ALL WOMYNKIND, JUST BY EXISTING! Only something as disgusting and patriarchal as a military dictatorship could have thought it was a worthwhile idea to create you."
- warden to captured Akiramorinese prisoner, Femmunist Junan

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