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Posted: **Fri Nov 24, 2017 2:04 pm**

"I see why you only used it twice, sir." He sighs. "Yes, it is very relaxing... but I try to smoke less frequently, not only for health, but also for economic reason..."

Posted: **Fri Nov 24, 2017 2:06 pm**

Zitravgrad wrote:"I see why you only used it twice, sir." He sighs. "Yes, it is very relaxing... but I try to smoke less frequently, not only for health, but also for economic reason..."

"Economic reasons?"

Posted: **Fri Nov 24, 2017 2:09 pm**

"Our nation is cold and inhospitable. So all the lands that are suitable for agriculture will be reserved strictly for edible crops. That also applies to underground farms. So all tobaccos are imported, and hence, quite expensive."

Posted: **Fri Nov 24, 2017 2:20 pm**

Zitravgrad wrote:"Our nation is cold and inhospitable. So all the lands that are suitable for agriculture will be reserved strictly for edible crops. That also applies to underground farms. So all tobaccos are imported, and hence, quite expensive."

"Ah, I see. Unfortunate."
"What about animal farming?"

Posted: **Fri Nov 24, 2017 2:32 pm**

"That is doing moderately well, but not without the help of genetic modifications. We sometimes need to clone livestock."

Posted: **Fri Nov 24, 2017 9:37 pm**

*cough several times as they move to another room avoiding tobacco smoke* "Sorry, never mind."

Posted: **Fri Nov 24, 2017 9:41 pm**

Orotavarchationielanland wrote:*cough several times as they move to another room avoiding tobacco smoke* "Sorry, never mind."

"You'll get used to it."

Posted: **Fri Nov 24, 2017 10:25 pm**

"I mean, I'm used to the smoke. Totally didn't have to have my lungs switched out for a horse's by the doctor in Task Force 2. Damnit..." He said as he had another drink.

Posted: **Sat Nov 25, 2017 1:51 am**

"Sorry, I didn't notice you." Kazimir tells the one who is leaving the room. "Horse lungs... sounds... rather outlandish if you ask me."

Posted: **Sat Nov 25, 2017 5:07 am**

"Yeah, Doc's always puttin' funny shit inside us. Once, he even sewn a monkey uterus inside a convicted terrorist. RIGHT BEFORE HE TRIED TO BOMB CARSON CITY!" Dell laughed loudly "There were baby baboons everywhere. The terrorist only did 15% of the damage. The rest was so populated by primates that Nevada's been nicknamed 'New India.' Referring to the actual animals, and not bein' racist against the Injuns, of course."

Posted: **Sat Nov 25, 2017 5:30 am**

"Oh my, that's something!" Kazimir joins in the laugh. "Well, we tend to use synthesized organs in those cases. Like... we literally grow them using stem cells. So 100% human organs, it's just that the size might not be very matching."

Posted: **Sun Nov 26, 2017 5:00 am**

Suddenly, a car crashed into the saloon. A man then appeared, saying, "Hello everyone. I will be staying here now. I won't complain about the ban on this kind of places anymore, but I will make sure that this get closed quickly so we can have fun in other places, rather than the same boring place."

Posted: **Sun Nov 26, 2017 5:50 am**

Dell quickly turned to the man. "Alright, but the manager's ghon' be pissed when he sees the damage y'all did to his saloon."

Posted: **Sun Nov 26, 2017 6:06 am**

"Fancy entrance, isn't it?" Kazimir puts his pipe down and sighs in dismay...

Posted: **Sun Nov 26, 2017 7:03 pm**

'I FORGOT MY FUDGE AT MY SISTERS!'

Posted: **Mon Nov 27, 2017 10:59 am**

Low gets off the floor and walks about for awhile before stumbling into the saloon "I have to stop falling asleep for weeks." He sat down and yawns, looking around "Between the sand in my ears and the rope on one of my legs I probably should be more concerned about what I get myself into while I sleep walk."

Posted: **Mon Nov 27, 2017 7:33 pm**

'I'm more concerned about my fudge at my sisters!!!!!!"

Posted: **Mon Nov 27, 2017 9:06 pm**

Third Kingdom wrote:'I'm more concerned about my fudge at my sisters!!!!!!"

"As soon as I have the adress it'll be mone."

Posted: **Mon Nov 27, 2017 9:17 pm**

Low bloods wrote:
Third Kingdom wrote:'I'm more concerned about my fudge at my sisters!!!!!!"

"As soon as I have the adress it'll be mone."

'NEVER!'

Posted: **Tue Nov 28, 2017 12:02 am**

The man soon went into the library, in order to find a secret book

Posted: **Tue Nov 28, 2017 12:39 am**

Third Kingdom wrote:'I'm more concerned about my fudge at my sisters!!!!!!"

One of the guards chuckled. "Hehehe... fudge."

Dell then turned around. "Don't worry, partner. I've got a portable grill. I could fix us up some steak." He said as he pulled out a giant toolbox that transformed into a barbeque and then revealed some raw Texas cuts and some marinated buffalo wings, plus a bowl of chili.

Posted: **Tue Nov 28, 2017 5:16 am**

At the library, the man find a book titled, 'The History of Chill/Chat Thread"

Meanwhile, an UFO suddenly appears. Soon, a beam of light emerged from the UFO, and yhree aliens come out of it. They then walked into the bar

Posted: **Tue Nov 28, 2017 11:39 am**

The Federation of Kendor wrote:At the library, the man find a book titled, 'The History of Chill/Chat Thread"

Meanwhile, an UFO suddenly appears. Soon, a beam of light emerged from the UFO, and yhree aliens come out of it. They then walked into the bar

"Dont stick your nose in places they dont belong..." Vixen says from the shadows "That didn't sound as ironic, let me try again." He clears his throat. "You should know, curiosity killed the cat..." He laughs and snickers before walking out of a shadow "As someone born from those types of places why don'tyou ask one of the two veterans of the location threads... Actually we do seem pretty insane and I sid heavily intend on attacking you because it would have made things more interesting, but you'd probably just run off and die somewhere with a book that belongs to the library and I would be asked to retreave it and that would be a hassle because of the bandits and raiders these days." Vixen idlely twirls the string that had been strung in his mouth throughout the conversation until finally he pulls it, shutting his mouth.

Posted: **Tue Nov 28, 2017 11:42 am**

Greater South wrote:
Third Kingdom wrote:'I'm more concerned about my fudge at my sisters!!!!!!"

One of the guards chuckled. "Hehehe... fudge."

Dell then turned around. "Don't worry, partner. I've got a portable grill. I could fix us up some steak." He said as he pulled out a giant toolbox that transformed into a barbeque and then revealed some raw Texas cuts and some marinated buffalo wings, plus a bowl of chili.

"But is it propane or charcoal or just wood?" Low chuckled as he tilted his head to the side.

Posted: **Tue Nov 28, 2017 3:28 pm**

Tsar Tadeusz Sheremetev pulls out a Violin and attempts to play, but the strings break.
" YOU..." *A kind person blows an airhorn until he stops swearing* A couple of Wolfic Senators look at him speechless.

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