Ram's Head Saloon [Mod-Sanctioned C/CLT, v3]

[Third Kingdom]

'Sleep more.'

"I feel that. If it's not one thing it's the other."

'aint that the truth, aint that the truth.'

[Low bloods]

"I feel that. If it's not one thing it's the other."

'aint that the truth, aint that the truth.'

"If you don't do enough of one thing you get a headach, but I don't have enough time to fit in everything into my day, and the budget."

[Third Kingdom]

'aint that the truth, aint that the truth.'

"If you don't do enough of one thing you get a headach, but I don't have enough time to fit in everything into my day, and the budget."

'That sucks or some shit.'

[Pax Cybertronian]

"Probably," Agonizer shrugged.


"I'm not one hundred percent sure, though the scanners have shown up positive regarding this sword," Agonizer responded.

"Maybe there's some sort of tombs around here?"

"Probably, though I'd check Ram's Head first before looking into the nearby areas of this planet," Agonizer said, pressing a button on his scanner, which began to beep, scanning the saloon.

"Astrofire! Starbreaker! Shadowstriker! Aerobolt! Come in here! The Star Sabre might be on this planet!" he shouted, and suddenly, the aforementioned Decepticons walked up to Agonizer.

[Low bloods]

"If you don't do enough of one thing you get a headach, but I don't have enough time to fit in everything into my day, and the budget."

'That sucks or some shit.'

He chuckles "Yeah, either way I'm in the mood to start something, though under these situations I can't keep it going so it's hard to stsy on topic."

"Maybe there's some sort of tombs around here?"

"Probably, though I'd check Ram's Head first before looking into the nearby areas of this planet," Agonizer said, pressing a button on his scanner, which began to beep, scanning the saloon.

"Astrofire! Starbreaker! Shadowstriker! Aerobolt! Come in here! The Star Sabre might be on this planet!" he shouted, and suddenly, the aforementioned Decepticons walked up to Agonizer.

"You don't say, you wouldn't suppose a autobot is here as for a resting place?" Kaiser took a seat and yawns looking around "This place isn't too big I'm sure it'll be around here somewhere."

[Third Kingdom]

'That sucks or some shit.'

He chuckles "Yeah, either way I'm in the mood to start something, though under these situations I can't keep it going so it's hard to stsy on topic."

"Probably, though I'd check Ram's Head first before looking into the nearby areas of this planet," Agonizer said, pressing a button on his scanner, which began to beep, scanning the saloon.

"Astrofire! Starbreaker! Shadowstriker! Aerobolt! Come in here! The Star Sabre might be on this planet!" he shouted, and suddenly, the aforementioned Decepticons walked up to Agonizer.

"You don't say, you wouldn't suppose a autobot is here as for a resting place?" Kaiser took a seat and yawns looking around "This place isn't too big I'm sure it'll be around here somewhere."

'I'm going to disappear again sometime tomorrow.'

[Harmonic Empire]

"Wait... yeah. Why not kill the zombies, when I could just simply kill Merasmus? He's the damn reason behind this" He said as he grabbed the Merasmus pickle.

Merasmus screamed in fear as he was being picked up, face-to-face with Dell.\

"W-w-WHAT ARE YOU D-DOING!?" He stuttered. "PUT ME DOWN THIS INSTANT, OR I SHALL CURSE YOU AND YOUR NATION FOR A HUNDRED- NO, A THOUSAND YEARS!

"Are you Deaf?"

[Merasmia]

Merasmus screamed in fear as he was being picked up, face-to-face with Dell.\

"W-w-WHAT ARE YOU D-DOING!?" He stuttered. "PUT ME DOWN THIS INSTANT, OR I SHALL CURSE YOU AND YOUR NATION FOR A HUNDRED- NO, A THOUSAND YEARS!

"Are you Deaf?"

He turned around slowly.
"NO! I MOST CERTAINLY HAVE EARS! IT IS JUST CERTAIN THAT MERASMUS CHOOSES NOT TO UNDERSTAND YOUR HENTAI TONGUE! I ONLY SPEAK LATIN AND ENGLISH! THE ONLY TIME I EVER FOUND MYSELF SPEAKING THAT CRUDE LANGUAGE WAS WHEN I BEGGED FOR MY LIFE WHEN I COULDN'T REPAY THE JAPANESE MAFIA FOR MY CARNIVAL! PLEASE HELP ME!" Merasmus cried.

[Low bloods]

"Are you Deaf?"

He turned around slowly.
"NO! I MOST CERTAINLY HAVE EARS! IT IS JUST CERTAIN THAT MERASMUS CHOOSES NOT TO UNDERSTAND YOUR HENTAI TONGUE! I ONLY SPEAK LATIN AND ENGLISH! THE ONLY TIME I EVER FOUND MYSELF SPEAKING THAT CRUDE LANGUAGE WAS WHEN I BEGGED FOR MY LIFE WHEN I COULDN'T REPAY THE JAPANESE MAFIA FOR MY CARNIVAL! PLEASE HELP ME!" Merasmus cried.

"Maybe you two can work something out?"

[Harmonic Empire]

He turned around slowly.
"NO! I MOST CERTAINLY HAVE EARS! IT IS JUST CERTAIN THAT MERASMUS CHOOSES NOT TO UNDERSTAND YOUR HENTAI TONGUE! I ONLY SPEAK LATIN AND ENGLISH! THE ONLY TIME I EVER FOUND MYSELF SPEAKING THAT CRUDE LANGUAGE WAS WHEN I BEGGED FOR MY LIFE WHEN I COULDN'T REPAY THE JAPANESE MAFIA FOR MY CARNIVAL! PLEASE HELP ME!" Merasmus cried.

"Deaf Confirmed."

He turned around slowly.
"NO! I MOST CERTAINLY HAVE EARS! IT IS JUST CERTAIN THAT MERASMUS CHOOSES NOT TO UNDERSTAND YOUR HENTAI TONGUE! I ONLY SPEAK LATIN AND ENGLISH! THE ONLY TIME I EVER FOUND MYSELF SPEAKING THAT CRUDE LANGUAGE WAS WHEN I BEGGED FOR MY LIFE WHEN I COULDN'T REPAY THE JAPANESE MAFIA FOR MY CARNIVAL! PLEASE HELP ME!" Merasmus cried.

"Maybe you two can work something out?"

"This guy reminds me of ancient screaming angels."

[Low bloods]

He turned around slowly.
"NO! I MOST CERTAINLY HAVE EARS! IT IS JUST CERTAIN THAT MERASMUS CHOOSES NOT TO UNDERSTAND YOUR HENTAI TONGUE! I ONLY SPEAK LATIN AND ENGLISH! THE ONLY TIME I EVER FOUND MYSELF SPEAKING THAT CRUDE LANGUAGE WAS WHEN I BEGGED FOR MY LIFE WHEN I COULDN'T REPAY THE JAPANESE MAFIA FOR MY CARNIVAL! PLEASE HELP ME!" Merasmus cried.

"Deaf Confirmed."

"Maybe you two can work something out?"

"This guy reminds me of ancient screaming angels."

"What would be a better comparison would be a banshee." Low nods "But I'm use to his type, it actually does get your attention."

[Pax Cybertronian]

"Probably, though I'd check Ram's Head first before looking into the nearby areas of this planet," Agonizer said, pressing a button on his scanner, which began to beep, scanning the saloon.

"Astrofire! Starbreaker! Shadowstriker! Aerobolt! Come in here! The Star Sabre might be on this planet!" he shouted, and suddenly, the aforementioned Decepticons walked up to Agonizer.

"You don't say, you wouldn't suppose a autobot is here as for a resting place?" Kaiser took a seat and yawns looking around "This place isn't too big I'm sure it'll be around here somewhere."

"Meh. Who knows?" Starbreaker shrugged. "If there's an Autobot here, we'll probably just shoot 'im."

Agonizer stepped to the front of the group. "Right, then! Let's search the saloon for the Star Sabre! Shadowstriker, you look outside! Aerobolt, you go look in the stables. Starbreaker, you go look in the libaryr. Astrofire, you're with me; we're looking here!"

The rest of the Decepticons nodded and, cocking their guns, they went off to their respective locations.

[Low bloods]

"You don't say, you wouldn't suppose a autobot is here as for a resting place?" Kaiser took a seat and yawns looking around "This place isn't too big I'm sure it'll be around here somewhere."

"Meh. Who knows?" Starbreaker shrugged. "If there's an Autobot here, we'll probably just shoot 'im."

Agonizer stepped to the front of the group. "Right, then! Let's search the saloon for the Star Sabre! Shadowstriker, you look outside! Aerobolt, you go look in the stables. Starbreaker, you go look in the libaryr. Astrofire, you're with me; we're looking here!"

The rest of the Decepticons nodded and, cocking their guns, they went off to their respective locations.

"I guess I'll help."

[Third Kingdom]

'GRAGH!!!!'

Downs thirty beers in thirty seconds then burps.

[Low bloods]

'GRAGH!!!!'

Downs thirty beers in thirty seconds then burps.

"What was I doing?"

[Third Kingdom]

'GRAGH!!!!'

Downs thirty beers in thirty seconds then burps.

"What was I doing?"

'I don't know maybe plotting to conquer the galaxy?'

[Low bloods]

"What was I doing?"

'I don't know maybe plotting to conquer the galaxy?'

"There's way too msny people trying that, it's too mainstresm."

[Third Kingdom]

'I don't know maybe plotting to conquer the galaxy?'

"There's way too msny people trying that, it's too mainstresm."

'Conquering the multiverse.'

[Low bloods]

"There's way too msny people trying that, it's too mainstresm."

'Conquering the multiverse.'

"That's even more mainstream."

[Third Kingdom]

'Conquering the multiverse.'

"That's even more mainstream."

'Hmm....painting the universe in green.'

[Greater South]

"That's even more mainstream."

'Hmm....painting the universe in green.'

"Nah. Green wouldn't fit the universe. Leave it pitch black, like it always is." Dell said

[Third Kingdom]

'Hmm....painting the universe in green.'

"Nah. Green wouldn't fit the universe. Leave it pitch black, like it always is." Dell said

'No green.'

[Low bloods]

'Hmm....painting the universe in green.'

"Nah. Green wouldn't fit the universe. Leave it pitch black, like it always is." Dell said

Low gasps "How dare you insult my color, you know with such negativity I might just have to attempt it now." He pulls out a canvas and some paint "This about to be green and black because I wouldn't feel comfortable if there wasn't atleast some black, maybe perlecent."

"That's even more mainstream."

'Hmm....painting the universe in green.'

"Surprised you didn't say red."

[Third Kingdom]

"Nah. Green wouldn't fit the universe. Leave it pitch black, like it always is." Dell said

Low gasps "How dare you insult my color, you know with such negativity I might just have to attempt it now." He pulls out a canvas and some paint "This about to be green and black because I wouldn't feel comfortable if there wasn't atleast some black, maybe perlecent."

'Hmm....painting the universe in green.'

"Surprised you didn't say red."

'Everyone says that.'

[Low bloods]

Low gasps "How dare you insult my color, you know with such negativity I might just have to attempt it now." He pulls out a canvas and some paint "This about to be green and black because I wouldn't feel comfortable if there wasn't atleast some black, maybe perlecent."

"Surprised you didn't say red."

'Everyone says that.'

"Yeah it seems your style."