Quotes of people in your nation MK.II

https://dragcave.net/user/Bellumsaur13 · by **Saurisisia** » Mon Sep 30, 2013 11:40 am

"I cannot help but note the irony when democrats talk about the corruption, uncaring, and wealth of monarchs as they sit in their posh mansions dictating their visions to the common people." ~ King Charles Julius Tyrannus II

by **Bereia** » Mon Sep 30, 2013 11:41 am

"Take your sanctimony somewhere else. You're not impressing anybody."

-- A phrase often used by locals on tourists.

"It is entirely possible to want to see something done about an issue, without wanting to get the state involved."

-- Julissa Hickman, Citizen.

"Effective mastery of even a single, basic form of martial arts requires years of training and constant practice, and even then it does not negate the usefulness of a firearm. Your ability to tie a man into a pretzel with your bare hands is worth piss if he has a pistol and can shoot you from beyond your reach."

-- Sergeant Matthew Boyle, Charlottesville Metropolitan Police Department.

by **The Independent Isle of Wight** » Mon Sep 30, 2013 11:49 am

"Perfecting a Russian accent is like training to be a sushi chef: It takes 7 years and you need massive knives."

-Squirts Macintosh, cub journalist

https://dragcave.net/user/Bellumsaur13 · by **Saurisisia** » Mon Sep 30, 2013 12:03 pm

"If you're bitching about other countries' political and social systems, then why the hell are you even visiting countries with totally different beliefs and values than yours?! Why aren't you visiting nations that like the political crap you like?! Do you like vacationing in other nations just to complain about them?!"
~ A tour guide of all things to a whiny and self-righteous tourist

by **Bojikami** » Mon Sep 30, 2013 12:10 pm

"See, in Bojikami there are two things keeping the politicians in check. One, that we citizens decide that their pay is. Two, we are all armed, and if this politician is a corrupt asshole, he or she gets shot."
-anon

by **Auzkhia** » Mon Sep 30, 2013 12:14 pm

"Some politicians want to be a king in all but name."
-Emperor Henry of Auzkhia.

by **Xekliv** » Mon Sep 30, 2013 1:05 pm

"I've got two hearts, I could go all day, pal!"

-- Xeklivian civil protection officer chasing after a criminal across rooftops

by **Estainia** » Mon Sep 30, 2013 2:34 pm

"I've been shot before, didn't help the bastard that did it though because I still ran him through. There's your theory of guns being superior deflated." - Sir Alexander Yordanov

by **New Frenco Empire** » Mon Sep 30, 2013 2:47 pm

"I remember the day when I was just walking along in the Outlands, when suddenly, three Raiders jumped right at me. They didn't have guns, only melee weapons. They each had a 12.7mm in their skulls before they even got close."

-Warden Matt Grivas, ECW

by **Bojikami** » Mon Sep 30, 2013 2:55 pm

"You know, I can remember the time when the Portuguese brought guns to Japan, and they invaded us, all the way back in the 1500's. We managed to hold them off for 3 months, when they had guns, and all we had were cavalry and the imperial legion."
-Bojikamiian Historian

by **Gorgashia** » Mon Sep 30, 2013 4:04 pm

Dibs for OPing new thread!

"Who is the hero of war? The sniper, who kills men without even looking him in the eye? The machine gunner, who cuts down entire generations of men in a minute? The rifleman, who guts his fellow man simply because the said man is in another uniform? The only heroes I can find are the medics, who try to bring healing to a land of merciless killing."

- Jean-Marc Duceppe, Gorgashian veteran of the Great War and Writer afterwards. (Deceased).

by **Auzkhia** » Mon Sep 30, 2013 4:27 pm

"Medics bring life to a world of death."
-Princess Wish Darling. Fun fact: She served in a Royal Bavarian calvary regiment in the K.u.K army as a medic.

by **Las Palmeras** » Mon Sep 30, 2013 4:44 pm

"You made an entire page consisting of her taking her glasses off.

That's an important action. The Japanese only occasionally pay this attention to details and the Americans only draw muscular people in tight clothing moving far too quickly.

So, it's settled. By the next issue, they should finish their coffee and tea.

Yes, quite right. That is, if I don't want to draw the maid bringing in the cookies from the store she forgot about. And maybe I can make the bus late too."
-Conversation between a publisher and a cartoonist about typical Las Palmeras comic books

by **The Intersphere** » Mon Sep 30, 2013 5:35 pm

"When in doubt, add more missiles to it."
~ Ulysses Corporation vehicular design philosophy summed up in one sentence

by **Allancia** » Mon Sep 30, 2013 5:57 pm

The Independent Isle of Wight wrote:"So your baby's 1 week old and you've already chosen it's religion and gender and mutilated it's genitals, what have you got planned for baby's second week of life in the land of the free?"

-Vectian Skyping an American

America just got burned.

https://dragcave.net/user/Bellumsaur13 · by **Saurisisia** » Mon Sep 30, 2013 5:59 pm

"Alright, time to commence Operation... Irony."
~ General Bradley Maxwell referring to an experimental project where a satellite with a built-in magnet pulls a passing asteroid and makes it slam into the hostile nation of choice

by **Vaxon** » Mon Sep 30, 2013 6:00 pm

"So, let me get this straight - if ONE person has an imaginary friend, or an imaginary voice, he's CRAZY.
But if a BUNCH of people have an imaginary friend/voice, it's a RELIGION?!"

- Vaxonian Atheist commenting about America's culture.

by **Auzkhia** » Mon Sep 30, 2013 6:00 pm

"You do what to your boys!? Such a barbaric practice! We'd never do that to our colts/boys."
-An Auzkhian to a foreign multiverse traveller discussing circumcision.

by **Pantorrum** » Mon Sep 30, 2013 6:03 pm

"History will stand in judgement of those who spread war, disease, and criticize culture."
-King Charles I

by **Alouite** » Mon Sep 30, 2013 6:03 pm

"I could've done so much more, and now I die along with our freedoms."
--President Jakkob Alouite, the first and last Alouitan President.

https://dragcave.net/user/Bellumsaur13 · by **Saurisisia** » Mon Sep 30, 2013 6:08 pm

"So they... cut off a piece of skin on the baby males' dicks? That's a little weird, but hey, I'm not gonna judge. After all, I've heard of worse religious practices."
~ A Saurist to a Jewish Rabbi

by **Allancia** » Mon Sep 30, 2013 6:13 pm

"Alright, we'll set up the agricultural sector over here, the housing sector over here, and the storehouses over there.

Sir, why are they so far apart?

So that we can expand them when the railways come through and more people and resources arrive.

And what are we to do of the elven village?

Hmm... set up the cannons. They may be magical and whatever, but they sure as hell can't reflect a Manchester iron explosives cannon ball."

-Chester Monson
Mayor of New Houghton
Speaking to his 2nd in command about designs

note: The entire elven village burned down, and the town quadrupled in size over the 3 years. It is now the 3rd most populated city in the empire.

by **Allancia** » Mon Sep 30, 2013 6:15 pm

Saurisisia wrote:"So they... cut off a piece of skin on the baby males' dicks? That's a little weird, but hey, I'm not gonna judge. After all, I've heard of worse religious practices."
~ A Saurist to a Jewish Rabbi

like what?

Vaxon wrote:"So, let me get this straight - if ONE person has an imaginary friend, or an imaginary voice, he's CRAZY.
But if a BUNCH of people have an imaginary friend/voice, it's a RELIGION?!"

- Vaxonian Atheist commenting about America's culture.

by **Pantorrum** » Mon Sep 30, 2013 6:17 pm

"What parents do with their children is their business, unless its illegal. After all, circumsizing is easy, fast, and it makes future activities more sanitary, and eliminates the worry of a bacterial infection."
-Doctor Henry White

https://dragcave.net/user/Bellumsaur13 · by **Saurisisia** » Mon Sep 30, 2013 6:19 pm

"How rude, if you don't like my preaching, you can always choose to ignore it. Telling me to 'go fuck myself' is crass and barbaric, simply because I wish to spread my religion peacefully to those curious about it."
~ Street priest to an anti-theist

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