''Okay? Here you go.'' Cowboy said, and filled a bowl with the soup.
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by Silver Commonwealth » Fri Nov 02, 2018 4:49 pm
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by Kyoki Chudoku » Fri Nov 02, 2018 5:11 pm
The South Falls wrote:Kyoki Chudoku wrote:
”I don’t know enough about either of us to say...” For once, she let out a smile. ”Thank you for helping me. I really appreciate it. I...don’t know what’ll become of myself, or even...what I was. But I wish to be...what I want to be. And you’re helping to free me from all that past...madness...”
Violet smiled. It was an earnest smile, born out of kindness, not spite or sarcasm. "You don't have to live in your homeland. I know it sounds bad, but you should just move from there. Find a new homeland. You can make yourself believe it's where you came from."
13 Necropolis 13 wrote:Kyoki Chudoku wrote:
”I don’t know enough about either of us to say...” For once, she let out a smile. ”Thank you for helping me. I really appreciate it. I...don’t know what’ll become of myself, or even...what I was. But I wish to be...what I want to be. And you’re helping to free me from all that past...madness...”
"You're quite welcome." Witheare said, smiling. "I am glad to help."The South Falls wrote:Violet smiled. It was an earnest smile, born out of kindness, not spite or sarcasm. "You don't have to live in your homeland. I know it sounds bad, but you should just move from there. Find a new homeland. You can make yourself believe it's where you came from."
"Violet here is right. You can go wherever, do whatever, be whoever." Witheare said, offering some tea to both Vezurea and Violet.
by Low bloods » Fri Nov 02, 2018 5:32 pm
Silver Commonwealth wrote:Low bloods wrote:"Hmm, I'm glad I am not a cowboy. Sounds too confusing."
Kairi nods giving the pot a stir before inspecting the spoon, her tail reaches over to some bowls and plastic spoons. "It should be done now, huh? Mind if I have a taste?"
''Yeah, you can taste it. In fact, the more people taste it, the better we can know, how good it tastes.''
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by New Castillan Empire » Sat Nov 03, 2018 6:25 am
The South Falls wrote:Kyoki Chudoku wrote:
”I don’t know enough about either of us to say...” For once, she let out a smile. ”Thank you for helping me. I really appreciate it. I...don’t know what’ll become of myself, or even...what I was. But I wish to be...what I want to be. And you’re helping to free me from all that past...madness...”
Violet smiled. It was an earnest smile, born out of kindness, not spite or sarcasm. "You don't have to live in your homeland. I know it sounds bad, but you should just move from there. Find a new homeland. You can make yourself believe it's where you came from."
-Project Infinity underway to develop generator that converts kinetic energy from black holes to energy
-Nueva Chile Collective Insurance now covers zombie apocalypses and demonic possession
-Mass controversy over launch of first ever sex robot
-New colony on the moon Sanctae to host new Holy See, with a female blood-elf Pope as ruler
-Novo Timor: Artillery corps veteran destroyed wall with a howitzer because there was a large spider on it
-Nueva Salvador: City of Ahuachapán enforces ban on public playing and distribution of K-pop
-Nueva Galicia: Man given cease and desist order after distributing drawn pornography depicting Queen Celaeno online
by Teutonican Empire » Sat Nov 03, 2018 6:40 am
by New Castillan Empire » Sat Nov 03, 2018 6:49 am
Teutonican Empire wrote:CLUNK.
CLUNK.
CLUNK.
"It's good to be back...wait, who am I kidding? That's a lie..."
Smash fighter reveal card goes here.
Noel had returned. He had a far more ornate, white-and-gold set of armor with the occasional red, accompanied by a golden helmet which covered his right eye and featured a Spartan-esque plume. His metal boots pointed up in a spike at the toe akin the the boots of a jester, and his bulky pauldrons had epaulets sticking out of them. Overall, the armor was rather bulky, which helped to make the short, petite Teutonican look bigger.
-Project Infinity underway to develop generator that converts kinetic energy from black holes to energy
-Nueva Chile Collective Insurance now covers zombie apocalypses and demonic possession
-Mass controversy over launch of first ever sex robot
-New colony on the moon Sanctae to host new Holy See, with a female blood-elf Pope as ruler
-Novo Timor: Artillery corps veteran destroyed wall with a howitzer because there was a large spider on it
-Nueva Salvador: City of Ahuachapán enforces ban on public playing and distribution of K-pop
-Nueva Galicia: Man given cease and desist order after distributing drawn pornography depicting Queen Celaeno online
by Teutonican Empire » Sat Nov 03, 2018 7:16 am
New Castillan Empire wrote:
"Hey, amigo, how's things going at the seafood salad bar?" Alejandro jeered as Samuel and the gnome started laughing.
"What, did you get kicked off the set of Lord of the Rings?" Samuel joined as more laughter went on.
"A bit of a splendour look for Halloween, Hercules! And a late one, too!" the Gnome then said as the two conquistadors laughed, to which then the gnome kicked Gonzalo in the leg, causing him to yelp and then handing him a note.
Gonzalo sighed as he activated the magnifier on the visor in his helmet. "...or perhaps that's just his face." He read out, sending another wave of laughter.
"I honestly don't know these people," Eliah said as she was inside her truck. "I'll just be here... if anyone needs ice cream..." She said as she nervously sighed and muttered "or some bandages..."
Celaeno just sat comfortably in her massage chair as she activated it.
by New Castillan Empire » Sat Nov 03, 2018 7:55 am
Teutonican Empire wrote:New Castillan Empire wrote:
"Hey, amigo, how's things going at the seafood salad bar?" Alejandro jeered as Samuel and the gnome started laughing.
"What, did you get kicked off the set of Lord of the Rings?" Samuel joined as more laughter went on.
"A bit of a splendour look for Halloween, Hercules! And a late one, too!" the Gnome then said as the two conquistadors laughed, to which then the gnome kicked Gonzalo in the leg, causing him to yelp and then handing him a note.
Gonzalo sighed as he activated the magnifier on the visor in his helmet. "...or perhaps that's just his face." He read out, sending another wave of laughter.
"I honestly don't know these people," Eliah said as she was inside her truck. "I'll just be here... if anyone needs ice cream..." She said as she nervously sighed and muttered "or some bandages..."
Celaeno just sat comfortably in her massage chair as she activated it.
"You do realize that you're an inferior prey species and I could literally eat all of you, here and now? And nobody in here could stop me?" Noel said. He'd start slowly approaching them. "Nobody."
-Project Infinity underway to develop generator that converts kinetic energy from black holes to energy
-Nueva Chile Collective Insurance now covers zombie apocalypses and demonic possession
-Mass controversy over launch of first ever sex robot
-New colony on the moon Sanctae to host new Holy See, with a female blood-elf Pope as ruler
-Novo Timor: Artillery corps veteran destroyed wall with a howitzer because there was a large spider on it
-Nueva Salvador: City of Ahuachapán enforces ban on public playing and distribution of K-pop
-Nueva Galicia: Man given cease and desist order after distributing drawn pornography depicting Queen Celaeno online
by The Rapture Republic » Sat Nov 03, 2018 8:25 am
by Maori Empire » Sat Nov 03, 2018 8:39 am
The Rapture Republic wrote:Silver Commonwealth wrote:''Okay? Here you go.'' Cowboy said, and filled a bowl with the soup.
”Hm, I regret to inform you on the favor of this human substance, it’s an awful combination between raw onions and uncooked pigmeat. Not delicatable for your kind to healthy consume on the daily basis. Or perhaps, this some new military MEP, I have not heard of, to keep the carbon-based fill, while participating on an active battlefield, hm?” VictorNet said, sitting the bowl of soup down on a table next to him.
-The new religion of Bokononism spawns in Micronesia and Kiribati.
-Maori army orders 2,000 of the newfangled 'crossbows' from China.
-Upcoming Aborigines v. Papuans gladiator tournament event is live in Aotearoa.
-Fish flock into Pacific region at ever-growing rate; local Maori fishermen in awe
by Teutonican Empire » Sat Nov 03, 2018 9:00 am
by The Rapture Republic » Sat Nov 03, 2018 9:13 am
Maori Empire wrote:The Rapture Republic wrote:”Hm, I regret to inform you on the favor of this human substance, it’s an awful combination between raw onions and uncooked pigmeat. Not delicatable for your kind to healthy consume on the daily basis. Or perhaps, this some new military MEP, I have not heard of, to keep the carbon-based fill, while participating on an active battlefield, hm?” VictorNet said, sitting the bowl of soup down on a table next to him.
"Raw wild plant and uncooked meat? I remember scholars telling me from the battlefield that fighting would get tough and their initial supply of fish supplied by fishermen before mobilisation would either go bad or run out, so they would eat whatever they could." Aroha said. "It does not seem so bad at first to be supplied with well-prepared seafood and for rations, but eventually after a week, it does more harm than good, for then the meal turns bad. Of course, the backup rations of yams and Canarium nuts always fill the warrior afterwards."
by Maori Empire » Sat Nov 03, 2018 9:34 am
The Rapture Republic wrote:Maori Empire wrote:"Raw wild plant and uncooked meat? I remember scholars telling me from the battlefield that fighting would get tough and their initial supply of fish supplied by fishermen before mobilisation would either go bad or run out, so they would eat whatever they could." Aroha said. "It does not seem so bad at first to be supplied with well-prepared seafood and for rations, but eventually after a week, it does more harm than good, for then the meal turns bad. Of course, the backup rations of yams and Canarium nuts always fill the warrior afterwards."
”I suggest, drying out the organic meats with salt for them to last longer and lower the chances of getting good poisoning. But, yes, yams and nuts are delicious, even when not on an active battleground.” VictorNet, replied.
-The new religion of Bokononism spawns in Micronesia and Kiribati.
-Maori army orders 2,000 of the newfangled 'crossbows' from China.
-Upcoming Aborigines v. Papuans gladiator tournament event is live in Aotearoa.
-Fish flock into Pacific region at ever-growing rate; local Maori fishermen in awe
by Low bloods » Sat Nov 03, 2018 9:41 am
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by Imperial Ottoman Caliphate » Sat Nov 03, 2018 9:45 am
by Teutonican Empire » Sat Nov 03, 2018 9:50 am
Imperial Ottoman Caliphate wrote:Meanwhile, Sultan Mehmet Osmanli entered with two guards resembling janissaries.
"Ah, so this was the supposed multiversal hub everyone was talking about! Olağanüstü!" the Sultan said as he laughed happily, until he saw Celaeno, which made him grow a snarl.
"...though I guess even the most spectacular of things have to have their tidbits of... unwanted filth." He said as he quietly muttered the two last words as he looked at the Queen.
by Imperial Ottoman Caliphate » Sat Nov 03, 2018 9:58 am
Teutonican Empire wrote:Imperial Ottoman Caliphate wrote:Meanwhile, Sultan Mehmet Osmanli entered with two guards resembling janissaries.
"Ah, so this was the supposed multiversal hub everyone was talking about! Olağanüstü!" the Sultan said as he laughed happily, until he saw Celaeno, which made him grow a snarl.
"...though I guess even the most spectacular of things have to have their tidbits of... unwanted filth." He said as he quietly muttered the two last words as he looked at the Queen.
Empress Lune ran up to him (as fast as someone could run in high heels + bonus points for the stereotypical girly run).
"Hello there! I heard nice things from a certain numerically-named subject of mine about you." said the Teutonican empress.
by Teutonican Empire » Sat Nov 03, 2018 10:04 am
Imperial Ottoman Caliphate wrote:"Hm? Oh, you must be the Queen of the Teutonicans. What a pleasure it is to finally meet you. And yes, I do believe I met a similar-looking comrade who, if I am clear, thought highly of him. Not every day you get to meet a true admirer. But, you know what the book says; 'And the believers, men and women, are protecting friends of one another, they enjoin the right and forbid the wrong'.'" The Sultan said as he lent his hand for a handshake.
"I also overheard you talking shit about those white kafirs over in their little Christian dirt pile, so that makes the two of us." Mehmet laughed as he nodded to the Castillans. "So, what brings you here to a place like this?"
by Imperial Ottoman Caliphate » Sat Nov 03, 2018 10:17 am
Teutonican Empire wrote:Imperial Ottoman Caliphate wrote:"Hm? Oh, you must be the Queen of the Teutonicans. What a pleasure it is to finally meet you. And yes, I do believe I met a similar-looking comrade who, if I am clear, thought highly of him. Not every day you get to meet a true admirer. But, you know what the book says; 'And the believers, men and women, are protecting friends of one another, they enjoin the right and forbid the wrong'.'" The Sultan said as he lent his hand for a handshake.
"I also overheard you talking shit about those white kafirs over in their little Christian dirt pile, so that makes the two of us." Mehmet laughed as he nodded to the Castillans. "So, what brings you here to a place like this?"
The Empress shook his hand with the strength of an average human male, despite her petite build and height of 5'6". "Oh, that was Noel. I think he wants to eat them."
"I threatened to."
"Haha, classic Noel. I came here because it's fun! Seeing the multiverse converge into one area is soooooo crazy."
by Teutonican Empire » Sat Nov 03, 2018 10:27 am
Imperial Ottoman Caliphate wrote:"You'd think so, wouldn't you? It's really interesting seeing what happens when multiple realities mingle with each other... you really can never know what will happen next. Sadly, things get a little lackluster sometimes and it bores me. It's the same for every place; what's the point in having fun if nobody is there for you when you're having it?" Mehmet said as he sat down on a couch. "Oh, and Noel, my sahib, if I were you, I probably wouldn't resort to eating them. Their diets would make any being's stomach go wild. Though, looking them in the face makes me queasy enough as it is."
"But, all and all, life is a wonderous thing depending on how you spend it. Take it from me." Mehmet said as he looked over at the sunset. "Sometimes I like to look over my palace and see the sparkling architectural wonder, the bustling and devout peoples, the flags of the Caliphate waving over and take a deep breath, knowing I have created a haven for the displaceds of Earth that the other empires wouldn't accept, one where the word of Allah shall be forever burned into the very core of our culture, one that shall be eternal." He sighed as he looked over to the Empress. "You ever get that feeling? The feeling of satisfaction from the world you have built?"
by Imperial Ottoman Caliphate » Sat Nov 03, 2018 10:36 am
Teutonican Empire wrote:Imperial Ottoman Caliphate wrote:"You'd think so, wouldn't you? It's really interesting seeing what happens when multiple realities mingle with each other... you really can never know what will happen next. Sadly, things get a little lackluster sometimes and it bores me. It's the same for every place; what's the point in having fun if nobody is there for you when you're having it?" Mehmet said as he sat down on a couch. "Oh, and Noel, my sahib, if I were you, I probably wouldn't resort to eating them. Their diets would make any being's stomach go wild. Though, looking them in the face makes me queasy enough as it is."
"But, all and all, life is a wonderous thing depending on how you spend it. Take it from me." Mehmet said as he looked over at the sunset. "Sometimes I like to look over my palace and see the sparkling architectural wonder, the bustling and devout peoples, the flags of the Caliphate waving over and take a deep breath, knowing I have created a haven for the displaceds of Earth that the other empires wouldn't accept, one where the word of Allah shall be forever burned into the very core of our culture, one that shall be eternal." He sighed as he looked over to the Empress. "You ever get that feeling? The feeling of satisfaction from the world you have built?"
The Empress' eyes twinked.
"I do, I do. I remember seeing nothing but wooden shacks and stone bridges out my bedroom window when I was but a girl. I find myself still in awe, starry-eyed like a child, at how the view out my window has changed." She said in a dreamy tone. "As far as I can see are the city lights wrapped around an endless array of incredible towers, the clouds floating by down below, and the stars above."
by Teutonican Empire » Sat Nov 03, 2018 10:56 am
Imperial Ottoman Caliphate wrote:
"It is absolutely astounding, the very fact that one man can change everything. I too remember a time when the world was so much different. People in the states that today are entire planets within my grasp could have only dreamed of living anywhere close to the utopia I have given them. Your people must be very proud to have a strong and courageous leader such as yourself, I assume." Mehmet commented. "And those who say otherwise; know that they are in the wrong, not you, for if they challenge you, they only do so because you have given them one. No material is ever strong enough to break cultural pride or faith if it has embedded itself in your culture."
A janissary marched over next to the Empress and Mehmet, bringing a box of chickpea falafels as Mehmet took the box.
"Sağol askerim." Mehmet said as he ate one of the balls in the box. "Want one, dear Empress? Specially made by the finest cooks ever birthed from the mighty soil that our god Allah gave us, one worthy of a beauty such as yourself."
(Don't worry, Mehmet may be a vile sex criminal with comfort women and that, but he's semi-gentlemanly in the sense that he won't do anything lewd to a stranger woman, especially one of power; at least this is in the Empress's case because Mehmet wants to make an impression and try toseduce hermake sure she trusts him first before he tries anything.)
by Imperial Ottoman Caliphate » Sat Nov 03, 2018 11:11 am
Teutonican Empire wrote:Imperial Ottoman Caliphate wrote:
"It is absolutely astounding, the very fact that one man can change everything. I too remember a time when the world was so much different. People in the states that today are entire planets within my grasp could have only dreamed of living anywhere close to the utopia I have given them. Your people must be very proud to have a strong and courageous leader such as yourself, I assume." Mehmet commented. "And those who say otherwise; know that they are in the wrong, not you, for if they challenge you, they only do so because you have given them one. No material is ever strong enough to break cultural pride or faith if it has embedded itself in your culture."
A janissary marched over next to the Empress and Mehmet, bringing a box of chickpea falafels as Mehmet took the box.
"Sağol askerim." Mehmet said as he ate one of the balls in the box. "Want one, dear Empress? Specially made by the finest cooks ever birthed from the mighty soil that our god Allah gave us, one worthy of a beauty such as yourself."
(Don't worry, Mehmet may be a vile sex criminal with comfort women and that, but he's semi-gentlemanly in the sense that he won't do anything lewd to a stranger woman, especially one of power; at least this is in the Empress's case because Mehmet wants to make an impression and try toseduce hermake sure she trusts him first before he tries anything.)
"You have such a way with words!" The Empress complimented. She took the falafel, and opened her mouth wide and basically tried chewing it whole -- even making a childish 'homh' sound as she bit down. "Mm! This ish good!" She mumbled with a closed mouth before swallowing the food.
"Lune, my dear Empress, may I take over for a moment?" Lolla interrupted. She had a subtle passive-aggressiveness to her tone. Without waiting for Lune's response, she continued. "Hi, I'm Lolla, Lune's right-hand woman and favorite advisor!"
Lune glanced over to Noel, who nodded and started to creep up on Lolla.
"I think you two could be the best of friends. Now-"
Noel sunk his fangs and carnivorous teeth into Lolla's skull. Lolla froze and squealed in a weak, high-pitched manner.
by Teutonican Empire » Sat Nov 03, 2018 11:17 am
Imperial Ottoman Caliphate wrote:
"Well, charisma is the utmost important thing of being a leader. A warrior who keeps his tongue as sharp as his blades can expect to work his way out of many more battles unscathed, but be honorable with it. A man's greatest gift can also be his curse." Mehmet said with a straight face. "Beauty must be your gift, I presume, even if our perceptions on beauty may differ. I am definitely not the most handsome man in my realm, but it is what lies in your heart and soul that matters."
He looked over to Lolla, who was intrigued by her arrival. Then, as he listened in, he suddenly was surprised when Noel attacked Lolla. He had many thoughts rushing through his mind; Mehmet could either call the guard to restrain Noel or get him off and let Lolla be a major roadblock in his *ahem* advance in relations, or simply let Lolla get chewed up by Noel and run the risk of being dishonorable and sociopathic.
Knowing that the former would be in the right for the case of an advisor being close to its' monarch, Mehmet sighed as he called in the two guards, who came up behind Noel with lightsaber bayonets on their sparklock jezails ready.
"Stand down immediately and let go of our associate's advisor or we will use force!" One of the guards commanded as Mehmet nodded.
by Imperial Ottoman Caliphate » Sat Nov 03, 2018 11:34 am
Teutonican Empire wrote:Imperial Ottoman Caliphate wrote:
"Well, charisma is the utmost important thing of being a leader. A warrior who keeps his tongue as sharp as his blades can expect to work his way out of many more battles unscathed, but be honorable with it. A man's greatest gift can also be his curse." Mehmet said with a straight face. "Beauty must be your gift, I presume, even if our perceptions on beauty may differ. I am definitely not the most handsome man in my realm, but it is what lies in your heart and soul that matters."
He looked over to Lolla, who was intrigued by her arrival. Then, as he listened in, he suddenly was surprised when Noel attacked Lolla. He had many thoughts rushing through his mind; Mehmet could either call the guard to restrain Noel or get him off and let Lolla be a major roadblock in his *ahem* advance in relations, or simply let Lolla get chewed up by Noel and run the risk of being dishonorable and sociopathic.
Knowing that the former would be in the right for the case of an advisor being close to its' monarch, Mehmet sighed as he called in the two guards, who came up behind Noel with lightsaber bayonets on their sparklock jezails ready.
"Stand down immediately and let go of our associate's advisor or we will use force!" One of the guards commanded as Mehmet nodded.
Noel launched Lolla into the wall, technically doing what they said. He viciously glared at the guards over his shoulder with his back turned to them.
"Now, now, Sir Mehmet, The Marquis and the Duchess bicker all the time. A little bite to the scalp isn't so harmful." Lune said, giggling.
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