TET: Paradise Club

[Modioperandi]

I have optimism that your life is secretly awesome.

I can TG you a list of all the things that are going wrong atm, if you'd like.

Do it.

[With Teeth]

I finished a long article that I've been working on for a few months.

[Taoju]

GRENN

I MEANT GRENN

ASIAN MOMENT

I was kind of creeped out for a second. I knew I hadn't told you my name.

Wait your name is Glenn?

[Lost heros]

It's a long road down. I'd suggest you turn on the headlights.

I already did. They revealed too much.

Wrong switch.

[Alleniana]

Funny how things turn out, I guess.

We would often discuss porn in class.

You can tell how fantastic our friendship was.

[Modioperandi]

I got the cops called on me because I didn't pull her hair when in bed.

I thought it'd be for wearing a gimp suit or something.

We hadn't got to that yet.

[Aeken]

I finished a long article that I've been working on for a few months.

What's it about?

[The Truth and Light]

I finished a long article that I've been working on for a few months.

Woooo!

[Anollasia]

Oh god I have a Science test which I got a 73% on and my parents need to sign it...they don't want anything under 80% in Science.

Forge or change the 73% to an 80% with magic marker.

I had a girl call the cops on me once, and it was for the dumbest reason.

She called the cops on me because I wanted to ask her out and I said I knew where she lived. Apparently, she thought I was a stalker even though she gave me her address the other day.

Damn Alabama blondes.

I can't.

[Menassa]

I'm inclined to agree.... but I've yelled enough on the NSG culture thread.

I need more scoldings.

Then Come and See.

[Uieurnthlaal]

Guys, Glenn is right. This is way too fucking fast.

My posts have been reduced to three word posts to keep up. I feel like Facebook chat.

That was me! Here! That person with a flag that causes temporary blindness because of all the neon yellow, blue and red, meshed together in an unholy fusion of the Japanese, Ukrainian, and Kazakh flag!

[Mavorpen]

I was kind of creeped out for a second. I knew I hadn't told you my name.

Wait your name is Glenn?

Yes.

[Cerdigion]

Yesterday was payday.

I have already spent my entire paycheck.

[Alleniana]

Guys, Glenn is right. This is way too fucking fast.

My posts have been reduced to three word posts to keep up. I feel like Facebook chat.

That was me! Here! That person with a flag that causes temporary blindness because of all the neon yellow, blue and red, meshed together in an unholy fusion of the Japanese, Ukrainian, and Kazakh flag!

what bout me

[Lost heros]

I finished a long article that I've been working on for a few months.

Congrats.

[Mavorpen]

We would often discuss porn in class.

You can tell how fantastic our friendship was.

True friendship cannot be understood by Jackie Chan.

[Uieurnthlaal]

Jenrak's here. Quick, someone distract him.

[Alleniana]

Yesterday was payday.

I have already spent my entire paycheck.

hey, uhhh

[Taoju]

I need more scoldings.

Then Come and See.

That does not sound like what I hoped for.

Wait your name is Glenn?

Yes.

Freaky coincidence then.

Guys, Glenn is right. This is way too fucking fast.

My posts have been reduced to three word posts to keep up. I feel like Facebook chat.

That was me! Here! That person with a flag that causes temporary blindness because of all the neon yellow, blue and red, meshed together in an unholy fusion of the Japanese, Ukrainian, and Kazakh flag!

Who are you?

[Alleniana]

Jenrak's here. Quick, someone distract him.

DISTRACT NOW!

[Saveyou Island]

Yesterday was payday.

I have already spent my entire paycheck.

That's kind of bad.

[Torisakia]

Funny how things turn out, I guess.

We would often discuss porn in class.

You can tell how fantastic our friendship was.

How come when you do that, it's all fine and dandy. But when I try to discuss porn with a girl in class, I get wrote up for sexual harassment?

[Alleniana]

We would often discuss porn in class.

You can tell how fantastic our friendship was.

How come when you do that, it's all fine and dandy. But when I try to discuss porn with a girl in class, I get wrote up for sexual harassment?

[With Teeth]

I finished a long article that I've been working on for a few months.

What's it about?

It's a tentative hypothesis about the first instant of the universe. It's more of philosophy of science than it is physics. It doesn't look like it took months to write, but it was the research itself and finding out how I wanted to argue that took the most time.

[Mavorpen]

We would often discuss porn in class.

You can tell how fantastic our friendship was.

How come when you do that, it's all fine and dandy. But when I try to discuss porn with a girl in class, I get wrote up for sexual harassment?

Because you're also holding a footlong sub and rubbing it down?